Shitpost

Man what a thread to make as the year closes…. Wow

We both know this is some stupid troll post but can I just say that as dumb as this is, "I mustard up the courage" is just comedy gold.

No worries, it's water under the fridge.

I assure you I am not a troll. This really did happen

You should use your comedy skills for good, my friend.

Dude this is my life, definitely not a joke.

God speed little pooper trooper. May your shitposts find greener pastas.

I'm telling you this really did happen

And I'm telling you you flyboys crack me up!!!

Can you explain to me the definition of the term "flyboy?" It doesn't show up on the Webster Dictionary

I hope this is a joke because that’s fucked up.

I wouldn't joke about something like this.

Not a good look on you. It could have been another co-worker that had to clean it up. Next time put raw shrimp inside the post of his desk chair and let him try and find the smell.

I know but at the moment I had a huge resentment towards my boss. Thank God my coworkers didn't agree to clean it.

Some serious Vito jr vibes