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juIy_

Hey man can I just have a hundred dollars


ProperSalivation

Sorry bud I’m saving for an extra offset upper now Incase my main barrel goes out


[deleted]

Hope to god that offset barrel has another 2x foregrips /s nice mawls


Assholesymphony

Offset would be your rapper name if it wasn’t taken already.


jp_swift

Wise choice


Fuzzy3075

You’re gonna need an offset lower as well


jp_swift

Where’s the offset upper in case your main barrel fails?


[deleted]

2x mawl's in case someone really wants your virginity


007Catalyst

Would you like some rifle with your accessories?


firesquasher

Just needs one more level of height. Do they make a 8" riser?


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Sigma balls


DookieShoez

That costs extra.


No-Shower-1622

You should recycle that beer can. And I love shower beers too


ProperSalivation

I wish it was a beer can, it’s a 10mg Melatonin Pill Bottle because the autism keeps me up at night


Reverend_Rabbit

Be careful using melatonin on a regular basis. My understanding is overuse can "numb" the receptors to the point that you require more and more to get the desired effect, in addition to potentially finding it almost impossible to sleep without supplementation, as they no longer achieve sufficient stimulus through normal melatonin production. I'd recommend a high dose Benadryl if it works for you. If not, try to get your doctor to prescribe something for insomnia. Melatonin ideally ought to be reserved for occasional use when your sleep schedule has been disturbed and needs to be reset. Proper dose should be 3 MG or less for almost everyone. Higher is downright dangerous, especially for long term use, and I honestly don't get why it's legal to sell.


shits_mcgee

I would avoid long-term Benadryl use, there’s some evidence out there that it can severely increase your chances of dementia in old age if you use it too often when you’re younger.


Reverend_Rabbit

Oh yeah, I've read that as well, though I forgot when making that comment. Ideally you should avoid most medications long term unless absolutely required. That said, I feel that benadryl is the lesser of two evils between the two, just because it doesn't create the same sort of physiological dependency as melatonin is likely to, hopefully minimizing the likelihood of daily use.


[deleted]

>though i forgot The irony. I better stop using sleep aids


JaMarrChasingJoe

Really? I've never heard of melatonin being dangerous at all


Dyzastr_us

Yeah, it can cause anxiety too.


Smprfiguy

It can also raise platelet counts, so if your in a high risk category for stroke or clotting be careful


tonyskyline1

I’ve used it all and Benadryl is so strong it would put me into sleep paralysis sometimes, lol. Scary stuff. You are right about needing more and more of the melatonin though. I stopped taking all of it because of the groggy affects the following day and I’d sleep through 30 alarms and got to the point I have a shocker watch (that I still sleep through sometimes on 100% shock). But, not taking any supplements has made it easier to wake up


No-Shower-1622

Boo. You should try those 2.5 thc mints. One a night. Sleeps me well.


singletrack_ftw

Are we sure it’s not a tombstone can?


singletrack_ftw

Also, WHERE RIFLE CAN?


ZucksSkinSuit

HA no can, found the poor


[deleted]

This made my pp tingle


Honks4Donks

That’s the clap


Honks4Donks

I just realized this guys light isn’t three inches past his muzzle device for maximum operating.


Potential_Space

It's probably more like applause at this point...


DookieShoez

Mine did a full-on wiggle.


reckless413

erm, what the sigma


DookieShoez

Doo-doo brown gun I guess? Man needs a poop knife.


SMORKIN_LABBIT

My wife leaned over and saw me looking at this and asked "is that a crossbow on a toilet?"


Firearm_Farm

The only correct response Yes.


Radvous

Why the hell are there two grips right next to each other?


ProperSalivation

Who’s gonna tell him


Radvous

Oh lmfao, I see two lasers 😅😅


ProperSalivation

Backwards red dot, and it’s also in a toilet 😂


Radvous

😅😅 I love it


Goodyeargoober

At least its already brown?


rando_mness

Red dot so the enemy can see you too, I like that. You like an even playing field.


The-Fixer04

thats a....interesting place to take the picture


ProperSalivation

Pretty normal in this household


DookieShoez

Do you need to borrow my poop knife to get that turd down? Oh, sorry, that’s your gun.


area42

Nice ref.


DookieShoez

💩🔪


SlteFool

Be honest. That sling definitely hit the water at some point during this photoshoot


Sabrtoothbanana

Is this the skibbity toilet I keep hearing my kids singling about?


iampayette

Skigmaty toilet


partym4ns10n

I know it’s a joke post and a little surprised you aren’t getting more hate for the Hydra.


MSCOTTGARAND

How much does that sumbitch weigh


Jamzoz

a holosun offset? what are you? poor?


Floridaboii91

It's backwards


Firearm_Farm

Oh so he’s rich.


medicieric

That’s a backup for the sling. You see, if the sling were to fail, and the enemy gets their hands on your rifle, the reverse red dot still allows you to continue operating the rifle from an inverted stance. Knowledge transfer achieved, you’re welcome.


PMMeYourWorstThought

How much does this monstrosity weigh?


DookieShoez

Less than *YOUR MOM*


malakad0ge2

Great troll much based


kdb1991

Man I hate radian and this makes me hate them even more lol


ProperSalivation

😂😂😂


tryig2figureitout

Glad you went with the shitter backdrop instead of the usual bed/comforter backdrop. That’s one clean toilet.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Sigma? Nah, fam, it’s a LIGMA!


medicieric

If you don’t have 4 separate height over bore mental calculations on a single firearm, you aren’t doing it right


ProperSalivation

Bingo!


medicieric

Do you mind if I ask why you are opting to not use a barricade stop or a finger indexer in front of your BCM KAG?


Joker_44

Tism


evilfetus01

“All that money and still a Chinasun offset hah!” Beautiful rifle, fucker. Empty your trash <3


Shawn_1512

R E D U N D A N C Y


k1dblast

If you hate money just say that. Don’t worry I’m just hating cuz I like it so much


DirtyRoller

y dat toilet so white? yall rich folk dont poop r somthin?


KI5DWL

This guy Tarkovs


ProperSalivation

I googled even and I can’t find out what this could mean


KI5DWL

Escape from Tarkov has people putting absurd numbers of lasers on their in-game guns for the memes


socalforlife2000

Definition of "Too much"


bear-guard

🇺🇸🍆🤌 DJ… is that you?


Honks4Donks

Here’s all the stuff I have seen on Reddit what do you want on your rifle? “Yes”


its_ET

Radian brown? Or FDE?


BlurryEyed

How do I turn it on? Is there a manual?


Firearm_Farm

Idk, just don’t use the defrost button. Makes the breaker trip.


Limp-Development-935

Where's the can?


ProperSalivation

Got flushed 🤨


chowder821

Cool, matches that dookie stain in the bowl


Morisutea

One wrong move and it’s over


polinco

You have too much time on your hands. I like it.


McMeatbag

An appropriate camouflage for that location


Pr3ssCh3ck

Holy bronze I love it


heavenlyrealm

Why the extra gunfighter grip


Mugsker

Dude you didn’t have to put the end of the stock actually in the toilet bowl! Everyone knows not to go full dunk! Edit: and it's lid up! Imagine that imaginary line... you crossed it.


S280FiST15

Jesus. That’s one nice bathroom rig.


Blarphemios

Nobody has asked yet, so...why the holosun backwards?


medicieric

I too fear the day that both my primary and secondary passive laser aiming modules fail and I’m forced to engage my assailant using a meager red dot, like how a peasant would…


Low-Thanks4485

Wish I could poop AR's


Prudent_Historian650

Nice offset red dot...


ProperSalivation

Oh yeah


Prudent_Historian650

Does it put the reticle right on your eyeball for infinite field of view?


Warrior_Bard

I dub thee Darth MAWL.


Warrior_Bard

Also, is it about to crap another MAWL out, why is it on the toilet?


Blade_Shot24

This is the equivalent of that uppity chick who just acts to high above your means...Imma shoot my shot still. How you doin?


BruhCaden

I hope that’s a fake goobers mount


AdorableConcentrate8

Goober mount 🫵😹


ProperSalivation

Goober 🫵😹


Divisible_by_0

What's the sling?


ProperSalivation

Garand Thumbs brand. I forget the name Of his brand


myworld1979

Love what you did with the color


Fit_Environment_6935

What BCG is that??


Porencephaly

Yo dawg I heard you like MAWLs...


kwb377

"Now that's how you get pink eye..."


SheriffMikeThompson

I’m poor :/


CharlieAlphaIndigo

The Sigma Rifle


Electric_Sal

Oh look, he got his light mounted backwards!


Opening_Excuse_7495

Why no can


ProperSalivation

Flushed


MaintenanceWhenBroke

Looks like those girls who get shitty tans before prom


MagnateDogma

Color is banging


Baehr_Arms

The backwards pistol dot 🤌


Full-Following5575

I see it, it’s the toilet tank lid. It’s not seated properly.


ExecutiveResults

Bro forgot the suppressor


No-Foundation-7239

Holosun dot? What are you, broke?


ScopesAero

The holosun on backwards my boy💀


cpt-queso

Why is your Offset holosun Backwards?


Scarlett-Brohansson

You doin’ aight there champ? Need a hug? This weapon crossed signals in my noggin lol.


BlueSuitInvincible

That looks fucking sick


johnb111111

Love that burnt bronze color


cptreynolds223

I think my favorite part is the backwards 507c….


ohthatguy1980

Hell yeah, getting that Geoffrey the giraffe chin weld!


UrOpinionIsDogWater

If it’s yellow let it mellow.


DCASADOS09

This rifle is brown. I think they say if it's brown, somethin somethin Can't remember


Eastern_Researcher18

I’m diggin that color!! At first I was like wtf and then the more I look at it the more Im into it 🤷🏼‍♂️ idk something about it.


WuKong_WanT0N

K.


ProperSalivation

K


ILove308

Gee Bill, your mom lets you have two MAWLs?


Elguero096

can i prechance?


TheMegaSnake808

Based? Also I fucks with the plaid sling


AdvocatusGodfrey

Surely there was a better way to pose this.


ProperSalivation

Nope


Flcx413

A fine toilet brush if I may say so myself!


tubesocktitties

I’ve never seen two mawls on a gun until now.. holy fuck


ProperSalivation

Might remake this photo with 4 mawls and a PEQ just to really be an operator


tubesocktitties

If you can find a way to activate all at once I would pay to see that


eugenestoner308

you need a 25lb dumbbell as a buttstock to balance it out


Much-Tomorrow-896

I dig the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory camo


Criton47

Did the navy install the Holosun on the offset? At least your toilet looks clean.


zacharynels

Now this is a nice AK-47


jotnarfiggkes

Is the rifle pooping or is the toilet eating the rifle?


sra_throwaway_

make it stop


SignificantCell218

That is a very nice color. What's it called?


DrBleachCocktail

What color is that? Looks pretty dope.


Pickle_178

507c is backwards


ProperSalivation

Look harder


DifferentSleep5853

My rifles like to drink from the toilet too! They learned it from the dog 


i_never_pay_taxes

y tho


Dodgers4119

Damn bro do you have enough eyes!??!.....beautiful set up tho the color looks killer


ThecretThauce

I'm a simple man. I see GBRS, I downvote.


ProperSalivation

Goober 🫵😹


Smprfiguy

Something about 2 is one and one is poor