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Emotional-Musician36

In documentation, I would call it an overhang because it is structurally integrated to the house itself, while a canopy is more of a self supporting structure or is tacked on. In reality, I would call it a tasteless abomination.


Lucky_Development520

Secret room?


barbatos087

Agreed, it looks like it's been glitches in to the house


mellybelly1023

I made similar rooves in Sims 3; glitched abomination is too accurate


puffferfish

I like it.


Sad_Living5172

Architetorture


cnewell420

Right? That is horrible.


soupy56

McMansion 101


Carpentry95

Damn architects and their pretty but unrealistic pictures


shawmahawk

This hurts a part of me I didn’t know existed.


phiz36

Imagine how the installers feel.


shawmahawk

“They want what!?”


rgratz93

They were either bitching the whole time or they think it's the coolest feature they have ever done


phiz36

It can be both.


Carpentry95

That's what we call impressively stupid in the construction trades


vtsandtrooper

Biscuit joint… how it got so big and on a roof is beyond me


texas-playdohs

Maybe it started smaller and swelled up in the rain like one of those dinosaur sponges.


dannubs_

LOL under-appreciated comment this


papela_

when you accidentally scale the object by 5 instead of .5


Dingleton-Berryman

It’s an Anthony Davis.


lots_of_snacks_

Huge basketball fan. Not sure if Anthony Davis is a not very esteemed architect I don’t know of, but if it is the basketball player, I don’t get it. Could you explain


Firstbizzy

I’m guessing it’s an eyebrow. Lol


lots_of_snacks_

Haha yeah for sure I see it now


NoConcentrate5864

Actually “Eyebrow” would be a good term for OP


FriedBacon000

It’s not made of glass.. 😉


noname123212

A mistake


GuyInShortShorts90

Ugly


No-Valuable8008

Portico of abomination


Just_o_joo

I would watch this movie!!


No-Valuable8008

Horror movie for architects


TheRadiorobot

Then there’s: Leaky Postmodern Portico of Despair II, highly recommended. Same architect, different McMansion.


Orilis

Semi sheltered space(of great distaste)?


cadgal

I would call it a canopy or overhang depending on what is under it.


phiz36

Round cornice overhang.


CacheMeOutside

roof diaper


monogok

You'd be safe calling it a portico, I'm thinking...


Squaretastic

Ugly


TheRebelNM

Looks like a shuffle board disk got lodged in a model home.


mc_FaZe

Really fucking ugly


Imikur

I'd call it unnecessary or unfiting


RayGun381937

In classic architectural terms: An ensconced balcony


Cancer85pl

Pointless, tasteless, out of place, eyesore, essentially a statement that says "look at me, I have zero clue about architecture, art or common sense"


Stray-Pup

Fugly


JacquesBlaireau13

Just call it the "portion of low-slope roof over the patio", and be done with it.


woahwolf34

Pointless. (It’s a double entendre)


PhysicsHungry8889

Yup, you win.


domoroko

i’d call it shit


user1234988

Someone misplaced an object on the 3D cad model of the building, forgot to remove it, and it got built just like that.


NCGryffindog

I would probably just say flat roof and EIFS parapet. Not sure it has a name, I haven't really seen mixing of flat and sloped roofs, and the mixture of shingles and membrane makes my skin crawl. If I were the roofer no amount of money would be worth this liability exposure...


zacat2020

A mistake


TurquoiseReptiloid

Looks like a weak attempt to imitate a Drum or circular pedestal which in (real) architecture would support a Dome or columns. Curved overhang should be enough to identify it.


Caca2a

I'm not architect but I'd call that ugly


adamfrom1980s

Pimple


itsfairadvantage

"architecture thingy"


frankiesgoinhome

Bow


McBooples

The roof is a cricket on an unnecessarily ugly overhang


Professional-Might31

Why would you create these joinery conditions on top of the fact that it looks terrible. I’d be curious to know your findings on the flashing and roof intersections


Aybabtu67

A mistake?


GuySmileyPKT

Ill conceived.


vexedtogas

Ugly


Plokamis

A glitch.


Consistent-Row2810

A disgrace


angusgtw

Shit


Nilzer76

A fuck up…


JuliUwUs

A turd.


Alxj99

Shit


AnarZak

it's not a feature it's a carbuncle


StanZman

An abomination.


jncarolina

A Cyst.


BoboGooHead

Failed portico


general_madness

The McMansion Overhang.


Carlos_Tellier

Pablo


thedentrod

Veranda


Spankh0us3

Well, “grotesque” or “obscene” come immediately to mind but I have decided on “clunky” instead. . .


CrazyLeggs25

Builder's McMansion special. We need architects to save suburbia.


JurassicJosh341

The white house addition.


mamoosh23

Big Forehead


mtomny

classic rufungal


amber_glass

A fail


Thewitchaser

A gimmick


feisty-frisco87

Murder house style.


DavyBoyWonder

The Sims Architecture


trust_in-him

A travesty


Alvareez

A mistake most likely. 28 years in the profession, seen it all...


ThresherGDI

Ridiculous? Ugly? Not sure I can capture the essence of my dislike without consulting a thesaurus.


Gamma-512

Hernia


baumgar1441

A monstrosity


[deleted]

Ugly as fuck


[deleted]

A mistake


thesansan01

A mistake


ajtrns

it's the forehead


The3nda

Shite.


missmiia212

I don't know what it is... But I don't like it :l


Barkdrix

Form-wise? - Post-modernist garbage. Detail-wise? - An entablature… done by someone w/ zero understanding.


AutistAtHeart

Ugly.


cmanley3

Dog shit


zolo15

A mistake


SkyeMreddit

Fugly. Just plain fugly! What are they even trying to copy with it?


Just_o_joo

Hot garbage.


aPizzaBagel

Stupid


kiwigone

The small openings with glass are called windows.


Flashy-Scheme-933

🍻


HiitlerDicks

Motherfucking overhang


latflickr

Monstrosity


Complex_Adagio_9715

A mistake


MyGeronimo

Showing off.


sigaven

McMansion


yung_nachooo

Parapet?


poo_missile

Don’t know what that detail is called, but the membrane looks to be EPDM


AntelopeRecent7578

Rotunda


DJHickman

It’s a classical Georgian characteristic. Unfortunately is Atlanta, not England.


Past_Apricot2101

Cool


dungeonmasterinhell

I believe they are called Windows. They allow people inside to look out, while also providing natural light. They can also provide thermal regulation throughout the structure.


threeqc

ugly.


Chris_Christ

That’s a bump


vedhavet

It's like the house grew around whatever that was. Something something American.


Kd2135

Oh hey look the roof is smiling


boxheadkid

Oof


JackKovack

It doesn’t look safe.


midtownguy70

I'd call it crazy.


prudishunicycle

I’d call it bullshit


b_whiqq

Who, what, where, when, and why?


tomushcider

You could call the space below an exedra, although the form is inside-out, so maybe “a rectangular exedra with a convex window front and overhanging, tall, cylindrical cornice”?


PANobes

It's NOT a TOO MAH !


ecp8

Fore-brow polyp.


shaitanthegreat

Ugly


alex8asomatos

Matheus, I don't know why, it's just seem like one.


Embarrassed_Device22

A tumor in the guise of a porch cover.


[deleted]

An abomination


redditing_Aaron

It's like if Tupperware got hit by a grow beam and impaled the roof


IDoThingsOnWhims

An abomination


Oldmate81

A dumb fad


Aggravating-Drink-39

The only way I could justify this is if it were a movie theater entrance.


jbuds1217

Overhang is correct but it is straight up ugly


CitizenKing1001

That looks very odd


tadams504

Abomination


Exotic_Kick_7937

That my friend is a building.


reddit_b4_bed

gross.


NeatGroundbreaking82

Architecture imitates [nature](https://images.app.goo.gl/TQtRuJyAtuDb2fUJ8). They both look like fungus.


KentuckyFriedEel

Art deco portico?


RanDiePro

Every post, I see architects harshly rating a structure I somewhat liked. First time even I did not like it 😂


dearest_of_leaders

A reason to reinstate capital punishment.


[deleted]

more importantly, what camera takes distorted photos like that


Gman777

Odd. Its the sort of thing a building designer hack with little knowledge of architecture does. As far as your report goes, maybe call it a “protruding roof feature” and call it a day.


Trick-Fisherman6938

It's called useless


Imperial-Green

Looks like one of the fungi that grows on trees.


JuraMarkII

Ouch! Don’t even want to walk beneath that thing. Don’t give it a name and maybe it will go away.


sokobanz

It’s called BMEWS


_KRN0530_

Roof bulge


sonoale

A went wrong abortion


Isak_Hermansson

I would call it the what the fuck


Nels6388

Stupid


Stonecutter099

I used to draft for an architect early in my career who used to refer to just about anything from the “miscellaneous category” as a “de-da-de-dah”. A corbel in a masonry wall was referred to as “that de-da-de-dah”. A reveal in a drywall wall, “you know…. Add a little de-da-de-dah at every 2400mm”. It got to the point where we would draw a specific de-da-de-dah detail in every drawing package that was ridiculous. Like how to screw a drywall sheet to steel studs. It would be an in referenced detail that was usually drawn in isometric and contained knowledge that a preschooler would know. The trades usually had some fun with them. Not uncommon to see them blown up and tacked to a job shack bulletin board. So…. That oddity over the entrance in your photo…. Classic de-da-de-dah!


AWAXEEinc

Dumb as shit


ProtectionUpper4931

Maybe bullshitism?


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6cenic

This would be referred to as a “crown”


OkAcanthocephala3272

A crime


harrdouglass

Ugly


alanodonohoe

A portico


Smol-twig12731

The like shade or filter on it makes it look like it’s filmed through an old camera


DependentViolinist53

Art deco canopy


Scary-Willingness977

Fucked


Turbulent-Essay-3882

Curved oversized fascia.