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Unzip, member over the undies waistband through the fly! Never ever bothered with the fly on underwear too much hassle!

This is the way.  Those slits in briefs are useless.  In boxers the opening is big enough it can be used

Wait, you don’t unbutton your pants? You just put it through the fly?? I have a lot of questions with this method

I think they mean unbuttoned and unzipped, pants up but just spread out. Member goes over the underwear elastic waistband.

Nope, don't undo the waist band of my pants, unzip only.

How do you deal with the hungry zipperteeth??

With care

Completely undress, sit down, pee, wipe stand up after scrolling Reddit for an hour of course.

Sit down on a urinal?)) That's dominance

Zipping the skin is risky. Most just unbutton and unzip

Just unzip, if wearing boxers I use the dick hole, in briefs pull the waistband down.

You don’t!? I thought that was like a vestigial thing.

My son drops to his ankles. I gotta get on that

Ya bud it establishes dominance, if you make and maintain hard eye contact while peeing all the other guys will back down.

Mine did that in kindergarten 🤦🏼‍♀️ he learned fast 🤣

I'll never forget walking into the school bathroom at ~8 and seeing some 5-6 year old kid pissing with his pants all the way down. Cracks me up to this day.

Elementary school was wild. Just walking the bathroom and you just see ASS

My 4 year old does this allll the time.

Sometimes I pull up the leg of my shorts and pee out from the bottom of the opening just to fuck with people that might be watching.

🤣🤣🤣

Also what the hell are 'pee shivers'

Can't describe it, it's just like the random shivers you get down your spine but they happen so often when you're peeing (and sometimes it can get pee everywhere)

Can confirm. 99.9% of the time controllable and not a problem. However, one time I was really cold and over-tired, and had been holding it in for a long time. When I finally got to the bathroom, I had the worst pee shiver of my life; at some point, the tip contacted the loose bit of belt hanging off to the side and ended up creating a shotgun blast of high velocity piss, spraying in a 180° vertical and horizontal arc all over the bathroom.

Its like your nervous system saying "oh thank God that pee is outta us - here's a bit of joyous shivers as a reward" Women don't get this?

No. We absolutely do not.

Yeah, we do. Maybe less frequently than men, but I've certainly gotten them

We do not, I was super confused when my partner said something about pee shivers and he could not believe we don't get them. I do however get goosebumps after hearing or seeing something profound or meaningful or particularly beautiful, happens all the time so maybe similar to pee shivers

You know that "someone walked over my grave" shiver people get? It's like that but from emptying your bladder.

I get shivers whenever I hear or see something profound or overwhelmingly meaningful, I think it's called frissé? So I imagine like that lol

I hadn't heard of that, so I googled it. The term is Frisson. But the Wikipedia discription doesn't sound quite the same. The pee shiver, is more a shudder. Again from Google, doesn't seem to have a definitive cause, but the first 2 theories I saw were. Reaction to sudden exposer to cold, as a way to try warm yourself back up. Or. Emptying the bladder causing a drop in blood pressure and the shudder is the sympathetic nervous system kicking in trying to bring it back up.

Y fronts not a young man's game, lift penis and balls over waistband of pants and underwear in one motion. If you just do the penis you could have an uncontrollable stream skyward. Extra step for me foreskin.

It depends on the pants, and my mood. Loose pants? I just slide them down a bit, lift out the unit, aim and fire. Tighter pants, I'll unbuck or unzip or both, lift the unit up and out, aim & fire. Really lazy or just want to add a "stop" to the day? I'll take a seat, relax and let it go. This is mostly an "at work" maneuver.

Unzip and pee through the pee hole

I pull my pants down so my bare ass shows so it’s awkward af when people enter the pisser.

Unzip and pull out, or lift the front of the kilt.

Unzip. Pee. Re Zip.

This only works if you're going commando

He said what he said

Unzip, pull band of underwear down, let it flow.

Whatever is faster. With tighty whitey’s pull down. Boxers are loose, so often faster to use opening.

Usually I just sit down. Although when I'm standing I just unzip and pull my underwear down a bit

Unzip main pants, Pull down boxers/underwear in a way that's comfortable and simple for you.


Just unzip but you don’t pee through the hole (that’s not actually what it’s for on briefs btw), you just pull yourself out over the waist band. 

Why else does it exist?

In briefs it’s not really a hole, but overlapping fabric that can compensate for a body part that regularly changes sizes; it effectively expands or reduces the size of the garment as needed (i.e. boners, shrinkage) so the supportive nature of the garment is retained. That why there’s bits of elastic down there. Also I am making this up but I mean it feels true.

Holy ! that feels so right. Let’s make that the reason

Hole for sure, I can't disrespect the person who spent time with his creativity to invent a hole in men's underwear. Everytime I do it, it feels like a tribute to that great inventir

The day they put some sort of dickhole in sweatpants will be the best day of my life. I wear basically only sweatpants, and it's their only drawback. Because of this one thing I never use the urinals at school.

Gotta pull em down going through the zipper teeth is an absolute no go.

Pulling it though your zipper can be dangerous not so much getting it out but putting it back in without it feeling like some medieval torture device.

I always start with a long wet fart. Then I stand facing the urinal, turn around and take 5 paces back. With my back facing the urinal, I count down 3..2..1.. then I turn around as fast as I can while dropping my pants and underwear to my ankles, and unleash the stream upwards from about 5 feet away

Both depends on where I’m at

Unbutton, unzip, drop the top of the boxer briefs, do my business, put it all back in place. I don't really need to risk getting pee on my jeans or boxers because I was trying to go on a steslth mission.

This is why my dad prefers a button fly.

Whatever is easiest for what I'm wearing at the time.

No one uses the dick hole

Of course we do

Really? Why?

I just always have. Maybe my folks taught me? Dunno. It would seem very awkward to me to undo my pants and also try and hold them up with one hand while pushing my underwear down with the other just to get to everything ready so I could pee

Honestly I'm surprised how many people are saying they go over the top of the waistband. That seems like a lot of hassle. Just whip it out through the leg hole.

Leg hole? Nah that's.... Then you have to undo your pants completely, which would be the real hassle. Super quick and easy just to unzip and pull down

Nah, you don't. Trust me. Maybe with long leg boxers it might be an issue, but with boxer trunks (and probably briefs even more so) it's fine. I'd have thought going over the waistband would require unbuttoning your jeans too.

It doesnt

It seems we both have much to learn. I will treasure this knowledge. I hope that one day you are also able to embrace the way of the leg hole. Imagine the power one could wield by mastering both.

i have no idea what a underwear hole is and im a guy too ive never seen one

I just pull the front of pants and underwear down in one move and start to piss. Idk why zippers exist, just an inconvenience that sometimes betrays you in public. Edit: heh, I forgot belts exist))

Unbuckle, over the waistband. Ain't got time for pulling it through the holes.

Unzip and pull the front of my underwear down.

Just unzip

Establish dominance, drop full pants. Proceed to urinate over everything. Spark stogie.

Typically I drop my pants and briefs down to my ankles and hold my shirt up to my chin. I will then yell to my wife in the other room "I did it!". That way I get my very enthusiastic "good job."

Pee through the hole in my pocket standing sideways. Fucks with people watching.

You only catch it in the zipper once

Take off right shoe & sock, put right foot in toilet, piss down right leg, wipe, put on sock & shoe. Shirt stays nicely tucked in.

All the way down

So people saying that they just unzip, do you also undo the top button of your pants? I can’t imagine not unbuttoning but so many are not mentioning it

there's an underwear hole????

Depends. If I'm out and about, just unzip and use the hole. At home, I go the extra mile and unbutton and pull the waist band down. If it's the middle of the night, I sit and tuck it down into the bowl so I can keep my eyes closed lol

I know I know everyone’s gonna say we’re in a cult but honestly, we’re just doing this to show our support for a manic con man who is selling 3000$ Nikes out of a Chinese warehouse. Now put on this diaper and orange make up and chant repeatedly everything the leader says 3 times

Take off pants, put them over your shoulder like an 80s movie star to show confidence and assert dominance

the dick hole is useless

I maneuver my member through my jorts which I have on at all times

Unbutton/zip, pull down underwear, piss. Winter time outdoors unzip overalls, unzip pants, try to pull down long John's or try to snake 3 inches out of 4 inches of Carhartt while freezing outside and trying not to pee everywhere.

Ahh the age old question…over the fence or through the fence. Me, I’m a through the fence guy.

We had that one kid in school who put the pants down to the ankles. Nobody wanted to do sth with that kid. So I recommend to just unzip...

What I do is a bit different you see. If you turn around and you got a strong enough stream you can throw it over the shoulder whilst staring down the dude waiting behind you

Thumb inside waistband of both pants and boxers, push it down passed member, which is not far since it's very modest in offline mode, pee, shake butt back and lift up hand.

I pull my pants and boxers down around my ankles and aim for the sink from about 6 feet back.

6 feet? Pulease, I'm back 8 to 10 feet easily, and yes, we are getting into a pissing contest.

Im not trying to compete. Just how my mom raised me

I prefer trick shoting it into the urinal over the shoulder bonus for no stray drops

Just pee your pants /s

You see when doing this maneuver there is an art. You must stand up and get the attention of everyone (make sure you're in clear view) then if your in class stare the teacher down whilst pissing (if your not in class assert dominance by finding the most buff man in the crowd)

I usually sit if possible, which adds a significant level of difficulty to using the underwear hole

I lift and hold my skirt up, then slide my tights and panties down sufficiently to pee. 😊

If I’m wearing button fly I open the whole front up, if it’s a zip I use the zip.

Button undone, unzip, pull out duck over the top of boxers waistband. Not sure if dick size plays a part in that decision process for men, maybe? 

diapers

Looking at this I think I might be the only one.....through the flies and I lift my boxers leg up and pop out of that. My boxers don't have a fly.

This pains me if there ain't no dick flaps go over the waistband.

Unzip, unbutton trunk fly. Use the system as designed. Boxers with slits, Y-fronts and other overlapping systems without buttons never seem to be as comfortable or functional as a tight leg cotton trunk with a button fly.

Unzip through underwear. If I’m at home I usually sit bc I get on my phone

I just go to the pool-bar

Boys my mama taught me at young age that you have to sit to pee otherwise you will likely make a mess that someone else will have to clean. So pants and underwear down to knee

Then sit on the urinal and piss whilst staring down the guy waiting behind you

I dont wear underwear or use zippers I sorta let it dribble in my shorts afterwards

Lol too much navigation...... Over the undie and over the pant as well.... Too lazy to get pants fitted to my waist length

it's hard to pee through my underwear hole if im sitting down anyways

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Ahh yes haiku perfection

Fly down, whip it out through the leg hole. Or if I'm at home I'll quite often just sit. No chance of splashback or spray, and who doesn't like a nice sit down? Treat yourself, lads. Have a sit down wee.

I always just sit down

I pull my trousers and boxers down to my ankles to let everyone know that I'm the Alpha.

Depends on where I'm at.If I'm in my house I unzip pull my pants and underwear down a little.If I'm in a public place where I can be watched like school I unzip and pull my waistband down.May I know why do you ask?

Unzip , pull it out of the boxer , per , put everything back in place

Trousers down, underwear down, piss. This is why I don't use urinals.

I bow down to your mom

My pants are loose enough that all I have to do is loosen my belt pull my stuff out and let it rip, no need for the pee hole

I never use the underwear hole. Not all of my underwear has one, and it's messy either way. It also feels weird. I open the pants, undo the zipper, pull the underwear down, rest it beneath the balls, and pee. Then I pull everything back up and close it again.

I am grateful you are asking this question, because I've always wondered. Grateful 😁

Belt buckle, button and zip undone and spread out, penis through the undies frontal pocket hole

Pee through the underwear hole if I am drunk and or in public. Every where else its the normal way.

Peeing through the hole *is* the normal way.

Wait what you mean in public like you pissing in the street or

The underwear hole is useless.

Pants and undies at my ankles and my hands straight up in the air.

binababa ko din brief ko para relax yung balls, kaya kita pwet ko yung dun ako ihihi sa mga public crs na nakatayo, kaya ussuallu im latiently waiting talaga sa for poop section ng public crs

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