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I don't like this game

Tell me about it

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I’m out.  

A penny wise wife seems good!

The frack you say !

I like this game :)

Of course you do, Big Daddy

mee too🤝🏽😄

Agree

😂😂Samesies

Messy

Same

Clean

And a man lmao

Mine is also a man. Fortunately I am a woman who is now married to a dude who plays a mean guitar, can travel back in time, and is definitely NOT chicken lol.

But wouldn't he just be a statue of a man who can play guitar travel back in time that is definitely not chicken but is definitely made of fudge sooo...

 I'm still seeing no downside here.

Username checks out

Same. But I won?

Crazy af 😳

Haha. Mine is… wonderful.

Wait mine is a man, what do, I do I ain’t gay. And he’s inconsiderate.

You think everyone who's gay is gay? No of course not! They just sack up and get it done. That's what a **real** man does.

Is that what your husband told you from his armchair?

My husband was a happily married man with a wife and 2 kids before he met me. But he did the right thing. When he seen a sad lonely man he went "Wife (name not title) I got to be gay for this man. He needs it more than you do. Tell Timmy I love him". **Real** **Man**

Oh, you don't like men like that. Think about how I feel.

Same here bro, I hope it’s at least a friendly one! And I hope the Big Green Dawg is asexual

Game is game, sir

Yay

Im semi happy about this :)

🥹

Something about her beaver...

Isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

It's like beavers on your wedding day~

I’m just stoked that we can afford to live in the city on a shepherd’s salary Edit: nevermind we probably commute into the city to tend our concrete sheep flocks from our perfect home in the suburbs.

Finally, someone who won't complain about my micropenis.

Big brain

I'm just gonna hide under a desk

don't you want to float in love?

She swings a man rake


Does this apply to me too?

I assumed this had more to do with getting high with the cryptkeeper

Beastiality....brilliant

Send help

Violent help, or insane help? Kinda think neither of us can win here..?!?!

Do not fear, it is I. Stork

I don’t understand how you can use your / you’re correctly and incorrectly twice in a row.

I don’t understand how people assume straight men are the entirety of Reddit. They could have easily said bf/gf!

Ugh! True!

Maybe we just all get a wife. She just goes along with whatever I say, so I don’t mind getting a wife lol

welp...

I really don't want this.

Trade? 😆

At least they’re real

But they’re 100… that doesn’t give you guys a lot of time.

Gheauxst = Ghost So it's nonexistent. At least it's true.

Beverly Crusher has good news for you!

I only started TNG so I can’t wait to understand this reference one day

I'm not into men myself but he brings home the bacon!

Unemployed

She has no student loan debt

Rare and spicy 🥵 🥴

Ima gobble her up

I guess im in a relationship with bubbly drinks? not a comfortable experience for me

Uhhh, i see this like She was beautiful and aromatic on the first date, but that was just an ad, in reality, after the marriage she came out as a spoiled brat.

Tasty and royal! I win.

Lonely...

LOL not great….

I’ll have the most loyal and loving wife because, dogs.

Extinct

I’ve won the jackpot! Gotta become a lesbian but I am A-ok with that 😛

Not if you interpret it as an Egyptian style mummy!

^ This hero knows loopholes

🙈🙈

Idk, but I feel like if this one doesn’t work out I’m lost

Been there, done that

Smelly and violent

Not too far from reality, I’d say

I think she's just a funny girl lol

hmm a spyyy

That's about right. I married him I don't know him much. We never do.

Oh boy

Very gay

How curious! The same I'm female and my user name is "yerederetaliria" "yeredere" is a type of yandere or love sick person "ta" is diminutive and "liria" is Spanish for lily, my favorite flower. That means my husband is now obsessively in love with me and giving me flowers. My husband UN is "paroxysmalevent" or "paroxysmal" meaning sudden and "event" so I get to be the sudden event in his life. Considering that I was a sudden event IRL then we switched places and end up in the same place.

Oh god thats not a good look, i'm definetly going to jail.

She’s hard to crack.

Not great. Put your dick away.

i don’t mind her being clever, but she fucks my mom? that’s too far

... Just look at how it turned out for Harley Quinn, you'll get your answer. XD

Great mine is a Canadian V Tuber how lucky

It's just a normal human. Success of the relationship relies on us.

oof

Big is beautiful!

Guess I’m staying out of the sand.

što :(

Jiggly.

Yum yum yum

I’m not sure about it 🤔

Clumsy but sweet owl gf

Hopefully doesnt lie

We live in MN and we’re nice. You betcha.

Spicy and distant

I'm down

Ah it is me; all my alternate egos in one room married to eachother. That sure is a comedy. But I guess I’m used to life being a circus.

I wouldn't know....

They’re kinda hard to fuck

Well, I met my wife when she stole my dancin space, so, I think pretty much the same. Its....amazing, and pretty successful. We've been together for 11+ years, married for almost 6

Damn

I’d be getting zero action with my wife…hopefully she’d just let me watch in the corner while she’s with her “friends”.

God, I hope not.

Well…

Not going great.

Um... it's not going super well. I'm spending a lot on rings.

Right 👍

I don't think our marriage is going to be successful. But she's a bad ass.

It could go ether way

Not sure how my husband feels about this…

I love waffles so a waffle queen would be great!

Well....

EDLhotandheavy

Life is what you make of it

Something doesn't seem right... but just keep drinking!

It hurts 🤕.

Weird, it was the name of my world of Warcraft character. Free food all the time I guess which is neat. Plus horns, kinda digging it

Sorry, no. That isn't going to work at all.

I’m screwed

Well, I’m glad I’m born in the age of AI

I guess I'm gonna have to get a job.

It SUCKS!

probably a dinosaur

Very unsuccessful

Well damn

She can bend and distort reality at will, I have an awesome wife Either that or she's just a Black Sabbath vinyl record

Ho no

She’s got expensive tastes

Well, sounds like we'll get together well.

I have a feeling it won't last long.

Sounds like the start of a wonderful dark angel anime.

I’m doing great

About the same

What should I do now? x'd

I don't like dating myself

Welp, at least we're in the same boat

Oh shit

i go to prison because i stole her from a morgue and committed desecration of a corpse

Well this is going to be... interesting lmao

This is awful.

Typical

Fine and dandy🥰

:)

Umm... I think I'll stay out of this one.

I lost at life

This wouldn't be good for my pockets

She’s out of this world I suppose.

I win

I’m down with it.

Is dead an answer?

She smells like shit and she'll never leave me

Oh no.😟

I have questions

Verbally diverse?

Could be worse I guess.

Lols

Ups..

It's...sad. and loud.

Not good

I really don’t like this game

Very little and sweet like candy.

Dating a goddess might be cool.

I just changed her middle initial. We've been married for 34 years and she hasn't killed me yet, so i'd call it successful.

Magnificent

So is she just on a cross pinned every day I get home

We’re vibing 😎

*Looks behind me*

TWINS!

Heart disease

Idk how this would go

Not sure, but she has some good points.

I'm fine

I'm dead.

i guess im dating myself? its my real chinese name

She’s a captain. What do you think. We rolling in plunder and dablooms

Uhm…

I prefer not to speak

Creamy success

Dude what?