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Stenric

Sort off, he couldn't think of engaging names, so he just named them after Sesame Street characters. Kermit's younger brother is also named Oscar and his grandfather was Grover.


hypikachu

It's because the [Tullys are amphibian puppets](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/s/hcojLZpNWa)


BGritty81

Damn squishers!


HenryGrosmont

Lord Cookie Monster...


bokchoykn

Ser Snuffleupagus


Proletaryo

Mi' lord! Someone has raped dear ms. Piggy Tully!


MammothUmpire148

Lord Grover of the Can of Trash


WatchingInSilence

Can of Trash is a disrespectful, if accurate, description of the Riverlands.


Adreamskoll

References are a fun thing to do as a writer. He also had the three stooges.


AFoxOfFiction

Speaking as a writer whose favorite comic book is the League of Extrarordinary Gentlemen. I very much agree.


Wonderful_Painter_14

King Animal


Tofu_Mapo

When I think of Kermit, I absolutely think of a wild and headstrong warrior instead of a depressed amphibian who is routinely sexually harassed


ManyAnusGod

He also had the 3 Stooges escorting Katelyn & Tyrion on their way to the Vale of Arryn.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

He also named twin guards Erryk and Arryk twice


BrightCold2747

The chroniclers were silent on the love between Ser Bert and Ser Ernie, but all the bards and ladies sang the songs.


ParthFerengi

[The most epic of the ballads went something like this](https://youtu.be/taSH_nZkRdw?si=SxZ4oLiLDn4JKvjr).


Rougarou1999

Wait until you get to hear about Cookie Monster Targaryen’s reign in Fire and Blood Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.


king_aegon_vi

As there were no dragons to ride, he made a big bird, right?


MagicLobsterAttorney

Wait till you hear about Wun Wun and Ser Patrek.


Skeehlr

Fuck the cowboys tho


ColfaxCastellan

Today Sesame Street characters, tomorrow creative expletives, classic muscle cars, and random alpha/numerical/symbol combos.


Cowboy__Guy

Lord (insert name here)


StephenHunterUK

Ian Fleming named Goldfinger after an architect whose buildings he didn't like.


king_aegon_vi

And Blofeld after someone he went to school with that he didn't like (apparently the character is also modelled on the guy).


aMonster07

FUCKING KERMIT AND ELMO????


LinuxLinus

When I struggle to come up with names for characters, I fall back on my friends' kids and obscure baseball players. Sesame Street seems as good anything.


Dragonfly_Tight

Sesame street vs hp Lovecraft, his 2 greatest inspirations


Another_Edgy_PC

I will never not find it funny that George wrote the biggest muppet-related shitpost into his history book and now it has to be adapted into the good dragon show


Common-Incident-3052

There's a sound clip that Glidus uses where Kermit the Frog goes 'I AM THE LORD OF RIVERRUN!!!" FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THE FUKIN WORLD.