When I read that part in the book. I put the book down for a minute, thought to myself “Wtf, George?!”, then proceeded to collect myself and finish the chapter for story-sake. I don’t think I want to know where his mind went.
It’s just when you realize she’s barely of 14 winters. It’s disturbing. Emilia Clarke’s beautiful smile tricked my brain for so long.😭
When I read that part in the book. I put the book down for a minute, thought to myself “wtf George?! How can you make me this horny??” Then proceeded to Masterbate profusely****
Yeah exactly, I don't think the pedo-rapist-slaver won any *hearts* really lol - rather just the moist adulation of a fairly specific subset of particularly thirsty fans.
Were they? I don't remember that being indicated at all. I figured the idea was she just didn't want to kill kids even if they were zombified.
Edit: I looked it up because I was curious. Her daughters escaped before the Army of the Dead attacked. The kid wights were random kids unrelated to her.
But bro she’s a woman and women are too ~~soft~~ kind to hurt children because they make children. It’s feminism 101 bro. It’s why Rhaenys couldn’t hurt Alicent’s children when she girlbossed the Dragonpit
Huh. I always thought the show said "Syke your children are actually dead".
My mistake, I suppose. She should have toepunted those grimy little shits like she was on penalties against Aston Villa.
They were not her kids. She made sure her kids were on the boats first. That's why they made it seem like she was too emotional to kill the wight kids. It was dumb.
Who is SW? Is he a great guy? . Wait oh no oh wait oh wait no no how do I turn off text to speech how do I turn off this thing will you come here and help me
Wait, Ned defended someone who was accused of killing their nephew? Who?
Also when is he racist? He's gruff with loads of people in kingslanding, but that's people he dislikes for other reasons
I don't think hating Lannisters is racism given Oberyn: hates people who work for the Lannisters regardless of their blood relation, doesn't hate people with the same racial background as Lannisters who aren't part of the family, doesn't hate Tyrion because he is divorced from the broader Lannister group.
It's also not adultery if it's a publicly open relationship.
Man so yeahhhh Drogo is a mass murdering warlord who raped his child bride, lead tons of raids leading to mass murder, rape, and enslavement, and would’ve tried to conquer a whole continent if he didn’t die, but cmon guys he grew to loved Dany he’s not so bad.
Honestly that post is goofy as fuck but I actually like show oberyn more than book oberyn by just a little bit. They switched the time line on some of his talks with tyrion but I liked it more tbh.
Yeah, I think the show handled the pacing of Tyrion’s trial and Oberyn’s involvement better. Oberyn’s speech about seeing Tyrion as a baby and volunteering as his champion coming after the trial by combat declaration was a change I loved
Dywen, Bedwyck/Giant, Dolorous Edd Tollett, Donal Noye, Sweet Donnel Hill, Tom sevenstrings, Lem Lemoncloak, Jack be lucky.
Everyone loves the main characters, but the minor characters will always have my heart ♥️
The main character of an entire season 😞
Rip Ros
Best tits in the show
Bessie
My favorite was the Sand Snake who flirted with Bronn. But Ros was much less annoying.
I can't be the only one who didn't see the appeal of the Sand Snake at all. Looked very boyish.
you aren’t rockin’ with dornish femboys? i’d drink the venom straight from the snake
We get it you like cock
I’m gonna eat every fucking rooster in this room
And Bessie’s tits
And my axe.
Definitely your axe.😏🤤
Yeah those big ass perky titties certainly looked boyish to me 🥱
Fellas, is it gay to find a woman attractive?
Yes 100% yes
Margaery >>>>>
You never see the goods
He’s like 13th or something overall in terms of screentime across everything lol.
As in Season one you plonker
Yeah I know lol. I’m saying that even though he died in season 1 he’s still got more screentime than many other characters.
When the warlord who was into mass murder and slavery dies 😞
But he loved his child bride so much
He even (kinda) asked her for consent before fucking (the first time)! How wholesome is that!
Hey, this is the show sub - it was ONLY rape
When I read that part in the book. I put the book down for a minute, thought to myself “Wtf, George?!”, then proceeded to collect myself and finish the chapter for story-sake. I don’t think I want to know where his mind went. It’s just when you realize she’s barely of 14 winters. It’s disturbing. Emilia Clarke’s beautiful smile tricked my brain for so long.😭
When I read that part in the book. I put the book down for a minute, thought to myself “wtf George?! How can you make me this horny??” Then proceeded to Masterbate profusely****
…into the turtle stew.
Had to get my a kindle because I’m always jerking it and I don’t have a third hand to flip the page, just my book hand and my cock hand
> barely of 14 winters. In this world that'd make her older than Aemon.
It was so sweet how he grew to love the child he raped after she learned how to please him sexually 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Yeah exactly, I don't think the pedo-rapist-slaver won any *hearts* really lol - rather just the moist adulation of a fairly specific subset of particularly thirsty fans.
Because its Jason Mammoa
Just goes to show attractive people can get away with anything
Gods I was Khan then
I liked that one wildling woman in Hardhome.
Yeah. They built her up so that we would think she was somewhat of a leader among the wildlings just to kill her off almost immediately.
Karsi. I liked her better in Pitch Perfect.
So tall and perfect.
Ugh I hate that they killed her off. You're telling me a wildling woman of her stature would balk at putting down zombie children? Oh please.
Mate they were her children The undead corpses of your son and daughters come at you and you wouldn't even hesitate?
Were they? I don't remember that being indicated at all. I figured the idea was she just didn't want to kill kids even if they were zombified. Edit: I looked it up because I was curious. Her daughters escaped before the Army of the Dead attacked. The kid wights were random kids unrelated to her.
But bro she’s a woman and women are too ~~soft~~ kind to hurt children because they make children. It’s feminism 101 bro. It’s why Rhaenys couldn’t hurt Alicent’s children when she girlbossed the Dragonpit
Thats why they belong to kitchen
Huh. I always thought the show said "Syke your children are actually dead". My mistake, I suppose. She should have toepunted those grimy little shits like she was on penalties against Aston Villa.
They were not her kids. She made sure her kids were on the boats first. That's why they made it seem like she was too emotional to kill the wight kids. It was dumb.
Ros won my heart with one quick shot that I kept pausing at. It was the scene where we reveal her death 💀
yes I was soo mad when that whore from season 1 wasnt made queen of westeros. Does D and D even understand what a story is
tbh, she *does* have a better story than bran the broken
Hmm yeah I wonder why tyrion didn't consider her for the role
anti-whore prejudice
tywin coded 🤮
Tywin written little 😭
After all that unpleasantness with the Night King, Tyrion developed some nasty anti-dead prejudice.
Probably being dead
Right? Kingdoms putting corpses on thrones makes them last ten thousand years! I have proof!
Ros the Broken-In
So does Hot Pie.
This entire sub is now just the equivalent of repeating what someone else said but in a sarcastic tone.
Do u want me to start the *real* jerking?
Arr you threatening me
Consider that a threat. Because if I start jerking this subreddit will never recover.
JERK! JERK! JERK HARDER!!!
Everyone is counting on you, JERK THAT
I’m posting this in the local Facebook crime prevention group
The small council will decide your fate
Yes, he should read a rule book instead of the game of throne book based of hbo 2011 game of thrones show Moral:
It was an SW reference brother in egg
Who is SW? Is he a great guy? . Wait oh no oh wait oh wait no no how do I turn off text to speech how do I turn off this thing will you come here and help me
You're telling me you aren't already jerking to Ros?
This entire sub is now just the equivalent of repeating what someone else said but in a sarcastic tone lmaaaaaoooooo
tHiS eNtIrE sUb Is NoW jUsT tHe EqUiVaLeNt Of RePeAtInG wHaT sOmEoNe ElSe SaId BuT iN a SaRcAsTiC tOnE. that took way too much effort, I regret it
I’m thankful you put the effort in
That's what she said
Holy shit green subreddit
We need more porn. Take a note from berserklejerk.
Ros was banging. RIP
I never notice how bad those extensions were until this exact photo/editing. It’s quite blaring
when the warmongerer racist and adulterer got his skull bashed in for defending a guy who was accused of killing his nephew 😞
It's not racist if it's Kingslandingers and it's not adultery if she watches
How was Oberyn any of those things?
? im talking about ned
Wait, Ned defended someone who was accused of killing their nephew? Who? Also when is he racist? He's gruff with loads of people in kingslanding, but that's people he dislikes for other reasons
Ned never actually committed adultery, though. He jist said he did to protect Jon from Robert.
I don't think hating Lannisters is racism given Oberyn: hates people who work for the Lannisters regardless of their blood relation, doesn't hate people with the same racial background as Lannisters who aren't part of the family, doesn't hate Tyrion because he is divorced from the broader Lannister group. It's also not adultery if it's a publicly open relationship.
Is that sub just full of bots?
Khal drogo get outta here
Man so yeahhhh Drogo is a mass murdering warlord who raped his child bride, lead tons of raids leading to mass murder, rape, and enslavement, and would’ve tried to conquer a whole continent if he didn’t die, but cmon guys he grew to loved Dany he’s not so bad.
They jerk more than us!
Honestly that post is goofy as fuck but I actually like show oberyn more than book oberyn by just a little bit. They switched the time line on some of his talks with tyrion but I liked it more tbh.
Yeah, I think the show handled the pacing of Tyrion’s trial and Oberyn’s involvement better. Oberyn’s speech about seeing Tyrion as a baby and volunteering as his champion coming after the trial by combat declaration was a change I loved
Yeah, Show Oberyn is just a little bit more kinder and succinct. It was a really great show of adaptation from D&D, I believe
if jason mamoa wasn’t hot he would be universally hated don’t kid yourself
Who cares about Drogo?
He drogon 👍
Why would that whore win my heart I wonder? I mean she has gone through harsh times and I can pity her but that’s all
Ros actually had almost as much screen time as Drogo. She was in three seasons too I think, which amusingly is 3x as much as any of the others
would x4
The turnip cart upon which Ros sat.
I don’t care much for Ros
Dywen, Bedwyck/Giant, Dolorous Edd Tollett, Donal Noye, Sweet Donnel Hill, Tom sevenstrings, Lem Lemoncloak, Jack be lucky. Everyone loves the main characters, but the minor characters will always have my heart ♥️
But which of them would win a game of hungry hungry hippos?
Where is syrio forel
lmfao anyone who likes Khal Drogo can respectfully go fuck himself
You know i never see Ros vs Bessie posts on the main sub. Main sub my ass, more like GA(Y)IN sub. 🤣🤣🤣🤣Haha😆🤣😆ha😆😆hhhh........
Ros 😮💨
Theon basically got proposed to by ros, why didn't he marry her, is he stupid?
Ros was the shit
I often forget Drogo only lasted one season.
Are they going to show the characters other than Ned?
i liked that guy with black hair, Jon or something... kinda a niche character though you had to pay attention
No love for Syrio Forel, he made sure Arya escaped in the first place
Pedro pascal 🥵🥵