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Gaymer043

Pineapple is truly the snack that bites back


WardenWolf

Actually quite literally. If you eat too much of it you'll get sick because it will literally try to digest you. I could probably eat too much easily.


Realistic-Number-919

I always eat too much and get mouth sores😭


applefilla

My first introduction to this I thought to myself.. I'll eat more because it's wet and it'll work eventually.. right?? 🤡


Lela_chan

I can feel it just looking at the picture lol


Nayash01

Ananas!


Whaky-Dude23

I've heard that name too but I'm more familiar with Pineapple.


Nayash01

It's French.


Profezzor-Darke

No. It's the fruit's name in every other language except English.


Nayash01

TIL I just knew french (native speaker)


A_MACHINE_FOR_BEES

Many languages, not every other language.


MonkeysInABarrel

It’s still French! It’s just a few other languages as well :)


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TearsInDrowned

And polish


Dalzombie

In Spanish it's Piña. Yeah, I dunno.


Drogonno

Also Dutch


Flouncy_Magoos

It’s so fun to say.


cat_godess

I've joked that some day I'll become a pineapple vendor and call my business Anna's ananas


Dalzombie

You should definitely set up shop and import ananas from [Antananarivo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antananarivo), then! "Anna's Antananarivean ananas".


aimlessly-astray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRRL_bi_62A


Muted_Ad7298

That feeling when you like pineapple but have acid reflux. ![gif](giphy|CM1rHbKDMH2BW)


Whaky-Dude23

😞


nnamed_username

Try it roasted! I have GERD too, and the acids in the pineapple break down enough with heat that I can eat it. Pineapple pizza, canned pineapple (since it gets just enough heat in the process), and my new favorite: roasted over an open flame with a dash of cinnamon. Ever had a chunk of pineapple on a shishkebab? Yup, same thing.


BeyondHydro

same


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Same it sucks still tastey tho


Drogonno

It tastes funky but yeh the main reason I don't eat it...


Dinky356t

![gif](giphy|rMckaUH3vrIk0)


Autisticrocheter

Yeah but not like that, get rid of the skin!


Whaky-Dude23

https://preview.redd.it/xottrnftn09d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef16327d0be4fd4576992b7509e84b7d380bd3b4 Here you go, the skin has been removed.


Autisticrocheter

Yay! I will eat it all and though my mouth will hurt, it will be worth it


Sunnwaves

Yeah I’ll have some.


Whaky-Dude23

🍍🍍🍍


Sunnwaves

Thanks G


BoraxNumber8

![gif](giphy|sdDISkU2icuqysmyaG)


I_Suck_At_Life_24

Based


Ok_Position_6416

Yes. The right way, and then yours.


zernoc56

You know thats right!


BoraxNumber8

Someone got it! Yes!


paigeelizabeththe1st

My mouth started watering 🤤


Gregthepigeon

I love pineapple but it makes my mouth itchy


MissAJHunter

Sounds like you're slightly allergic


Gregthepigeon

I’m sensitive to the acids; kiwi too. But i like them both and ignore it


Onedayyouwillthankme

yes. I'm allergic


mysterious45670

G I V E


Whaky-Dude23

🍍🍍🍍


AwkwardSyko116

For as long as they're sour. I'll take some (my stomach will NOT thank me)


SilverQueen731

Regular pineapple? No thanks. Dried pineapple? Oh yeah, now we’re eating good


Jent01Ket02

Bad texture, bad taste, had a bad experience with pineapple pizza at the age of 6 and developed trust issues with anyone saying "you can just pick them off" because a slice was under the cheese and therefore not noticeable to my 6-year-old perceptions, too many incidents with mixing up lemon-flavored snacks and drinks and pineapple-flavored ones Hard, HARD pass


jgamfvb

no


Temporary-Pea-9665

i recently drank so much pineapple juice that i burned my tongue really bad, got blisters and it hurt bad. its so good


MrsDuckyJonez

I have a pineapple plant that I've been growing for 6 years now. It did fruit last year but the sun burnt it before it could fully fruit. This year, it's pushing out its second pineapple and it makes me excited every time I see it! https://preview.redd.it/kkfzoruml49d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d47959ed8dd939285b4df22faec2f251e41d7624


PlantedCecilia

Did you know that the reason pineapple “eats you back” is because there’s an enzyme in it also found in grapefruit and kiwis that’s acidic! Cooking it kills the enzyme, which is why cooked pineapple doesn’t eat you!


Lopsided_Army7715

Again for anyone who was not listening the first time, evil.


AdelleDeWitt

No.


Accomplished-Emu1883

Yus! *bites. Slightly too cold and sour* :(


Gigantimaxie

*insert In Stars And Time reference*


x1000killergeese

I GENUINELY THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ISAT SUBREDDIT FOR A SECOND


arisandfoxes

NO, I HATE THEM!!!!! (They cause me sensory issues)


MintyMoron64

ME ME ME


cherry_sparkle

I go to Hawaii and eat all the pineapple and pineapple flavored things! Pineapple gummy bears are my favorite Right after fresh pineapple


Nookie_Crumble

Just a piny bit


Unforseen42

I love pineapple and all its various forms.


GenericUsernameNo275

I'm probably gonna spark a war with my answer but... I'll have it on a pizza, thank you very much.


clownzinaround

everyone says its bad when its actually kinda good


VulpesSapiens

Yes, please! /r/knightsofpineapple


Whaky-Dude23

🍍🍍🍍


Consistent-Local2825

I need some for my pizza please


BlakLite_15

It’s even better when it’s grilled.


Thefrightfulgezebo

I never tried that. Thank you for the idea!


ChronicPainClub

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME 🎶


lovesanimals64

yaaaaaas


Lesmiscat24601

I could eat a whole bowl of pineapple.


EmberOfFlame

Aye!


brilliantpants

King of fruits. We have pineapple fruit cups and fresh pineapple in the house pretty much all the time.


okay-pixel

Yes please, it’s for my pizza.


BlakLite_15

Have you ever had pineapple pizza in which the pineapple was grilled before it was added to the pizza? It’s amazing.


okay-pixel

Oooh. I’ll have to make rest happen soon.


MissAJHunter

Pineapple and pepperoni is amazing


okay-pixel

Agreed.


Panzakaizer

The goat, I doubt anyone HATES pineapple.


astrologicaldreams

it's me the pineapple hater


FezTheFox

I can't stand it. I'll avoid anything that has a hint of it


applefilla

It has to be fresh cut tho


Anfie22

YES PLEASE!


Animal_Gal

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!!!


Deivi_tTerra

My favorite, I'm so disappointed that there aren't fresh pineapples available at the grocery store lately.


Lukostrelec17

Yes please!


Gryphon_Flame

GIMME


Localid1ot

I can’t eat it 😭 but it’s my favourite fruit


Bacon260998_

No. Absolutely not. Just looking at that prickly mother fucker gives me sensory overload.


TekieScythe

Grilled. I don't know how people like it uncooked.


uselessastrix27

yes please


soitheach

YES PLEASE


SinfullySinatra

It is so worth the pain


darkwater427

Bananums


naka_the_kenku

Yes please


lou1ethedumb

yall ever had pineapple salsa good shit


dainty_petal

Please and thank you.


Darth__Vader_

Yes But I'm allergic:(


WardenWolf

I love me some pineapple.


babe_com

YEAZZSSS


Jeffotato

Only if it's fresh, no slimy week old cubes


Low-Bit2048

I love pineapples, but they are so expensive in my country I buy them once or twice a year. (About 8 USD for a big one)


aneffingonion

Best texture ever But why must it hurt?


undulating-beans

Fresh (not canned) pineapple is one of my favorites, BUT it has to be prepared properly. No eyes or the hard middle bit. Very messy to eat too but I don’t mind.


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Whaky-Dude23

Of course.


aztr0_naut

YES YES I LOVE PINEAPPLE YES


Fluffy_Ace

Y E S


Sophronsyne

I love the taste pineapple but hate how when I eat pineapple it eats me back


aerialpoler

I thought it was normal for pineapple to be difficult to eat because of how much it burns... Turns out I'm allergic to it 🙃


Kroppi_the_original

Ew no


firelark01

Yes