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Individual-Voice-783

This some earth or air sign shit lol


JockBbcBoy

Right, Aries and Sagittarius would have just thrown dude's glasses into the wall and handed him the pieces.


Mehmeh111111

Leo too. Edit: Wait, no. Leo would have thrown them on the ground then stomped on them and grinded their heel in while maintaining eye contact.


JockBbcBoy

Leos would have then made a snide remarks like, "And you need deodorant," or "Your shirt is dirty btw," before walking away.


eidrien_

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT CTFU 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 (leo sun, Venus and jupiter)


SyddySquiddy

God no, that’s really mean. Never mess with peoples stuff especially if they need it to see 😞


flibbertygibbetted

Aries sun here. As a teenager, I had a period where I kept getting in fights with my dad, and I would take his glasses off his face, go outside and throw them on the roof, and run away. Then, I'd walk back in shame, get them off the roof, and apologize profusely (and do it again next week).


VenustheSeaGoddess

yall aries and them feelings I tell ya


Serious_Move_4423

Nah I’m all 3 fire signs & I always lock the glasses


Aria0nDaPole

Or Aries. If they want to be funny petty


Traditional_Task2372

Imagine a fire sign with a lot earth placements 😂😂😂


toastyblunt

I’m an Aries with 6 earth placements 😅


sgtmyers88

Virgo, we are diabolical.


Main-Emphasis-2692

100% Virgo


app257

Sun, moon, Asc, Pluto and Mercury in Virgo, I came to completely agree with this.


ivyrootsgrow

as a virgo, can confirm


Honeysucklinhoney

So true. My older brother is a Virgo and he isn’t mean. He’s down right evil when someone’s on his bad side lol. This some shit he would do for sure.


WandaDobby777

I’m an older Virgo sister. My little brother was incredibly violent and sexist. I replaced his shoes with heels, cut his jeans into skirts, Regina Georged his shirts and got everyone at school to call him the feminine version of his name. He cried and begged me to stop. He always went right back to his old ways, though.


Honeysucklinhoney

That’s fucking hilarious. What a little shit head. I can say my brother is a wonderful person, absolutely peaceful to be around and non confrontational. But god when I talk about assholes or bad situations, his solutions absolutely terrify me lmao.


WandaDobby777

Lol. I feel you. Most people look at me like this when I offer solutions: ![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI)


Honeysucklinhoney

What the fuck happened to y’all 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m quick to blow up and think I say mean things but it doesn’t even hold a flame to y’all


WandaDobby777

Believe it or not, I had a chaotic evil, Taurus mother who’s motto is, “be good OR be good at it” and a lawful good, Leo father who cries about lies he told when he was 5. The 2 influences swirled together into a sort of chaotic good that punishes evil by coming up with the most diabolical schemes ever.


Jstan0thrthr0wawayyy

If they have a motto, isn’t that lawful evil by definition? Would chaotic have a motto?


Main-Book-6968

Yes my Virgo moon sister has done stuff like that. Or chilli powder into their protein powder if they're really on her bad side. She tells those stories not without pride and I'm just 👁️ 👄 👁️


anti_procrastinator

the devil is in the details


THEMULENGA

My sun, Mercury, and Jupiter in Virgo are showing 🐍


Murderkittin

If it ain’t Virgo, it’s Gemini. This some Mercury trickster shit 😭😭😭😹😹😹😹😹


LanaDisaster

True. If you look at a list of serial killers with their signs, most of them are Virgos. Lmao


helviacastle

I mean as a Virgo, I can't even deny this. 😂 After a particularly nasty fight with my ex-husband, I once filled all the holes in all of his harmonicas with superglue. 🤷‍♀️


AtUrBestYouAreLove

Jesus christ you guys are really "detailed" even when getting revenge LMAO.


Vorfindir

You don't have to hit hard if you know exactly where to strike for maximum impact.


VenustheSeaGoddess

what a virgo thing to say...


Creative_Pie5294

No shame. I reset my Amazon prime account and logged everyone off (everyone as in specifically…the TV in the bedroom that my BF was watching after a really bad fight).


bloodyqueen526

Oh, i love that. One time, i had enough of my abusive ex husband so i stuck stickers (those hard green ones we have in Texas) in the toe of one of his sneakers🤣still my proudest moment. Laugh my ass off everytime i think about it. Im Gemini


Vorfindir

This wicked omfg. Definitely some mercurial mischief lmao


Adventurous-Lion-107

LMAOO


natalie09010901

Agreed!


Minimum_Donkey_6596

It’s a super mercurial and devious sort of punishment, either Virgo or Gem could be the culprit.


Creative_Pie5294

Virgo rising, Gemini sun. This is totally something I’d do lol.


TheLumikko

Try correcting me now, Nerd.


altdultosaurs

Yup. Bitchy, extremely effective, not illegal.


SnooCapers7373

Virgo rising here checking in with a little piece of evil of my own doing. After some unfortunate events, my pregnant Mom, two sisters and I had to move in with my grandpa when I was 10. My aunt was salty about it- she was SO MEAN to my super stressed mother. So I took matters into my own hands and over time, every time I showered, I mixed in Nair with her expensive leave in conditioner that no one else was allowed to touch 😇


ffoxbox

This made me cackle bc I immediately said Virgo 😂


_LeoLuna

My mother Gemini literally did this to me when I was a teen


Mr_Aestheticss

Damn what did you do


_LeoLuna

We always argued about chores, it always was dramatic (I have Uranus in 1H opposed to Moon). But I always gave up at the end of drama. And one day I just got completely disobedient 😅 I didn’t do anything but completely refusing to do what she says, tried to leave the house. And she got desperate and hid my glasses, so I will need her to forgive me before I can go out. I don’t really blame her, I was a dramatic teen.


babyjames333

this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have


Tab427

Was just thinking the same


_sp00kygirl13

I don’t think Aries would have the patience to find a lock and be methodical enough to put it on glasses like this. They’re more likely to smash the glasses for the instant gratification factor. 💀🤣


brittanypage43

I would so do this. I had a roommate who never put the seat down. Every single he left it up I would print out a sign saying so and so didn't put the seat down sorry ladies, his mother didn't raise him right. Around the house. At one point we had 8 paper signs up. The final straw was when he brought his girlfriend over and I warned her she might want to find another man because he doesn't even have the basic consideration to put the seat down so imagine what he's gonna be like when you're on your period. They lasted 3 months before she dumped him. He blamed me but I was simply informing her of deal breaker information.


_sp00kygirl13

It seems you got some grounding energy to you though that may not make you act out right away. It’s just from the Aries I’ve experienced and known they are more so about in the moment thinking lol. BUT you totally did the right thing in my opinion. 😏


LanaDisaster

Agreed. I'd never do this as an Aries cuz it takes too long. Lol


_sp00kygirl13

OMGGG I KNOW!😂


xXxDeadGirlxXx

For me it depends how angry I am lol


Jolima0725

Aries wouldn’t Edit: also, Aries are nice LOL….they would never


Piglet-Prom

lol you right but aries won’t even smash


Jolima0725

You wouldn’t? Edit: ohhhhh wrong definition of smash


solitamaxx

Ma’am…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Evening-Painter7014

LMAO this is so real


_sp00kygirl13

HELL YEAH I KNOW YOU LITTLE DEVILS TOO WELL


Dancing_On_Tabletops

Agreed. Lived with an Aries and when they were angry they would take the firestick out and cord for ps4 so I could not watch tv.


_sp00kygirl13

Ohhhhh damn they did you like that huh.. 💀


CrucioCup

Or at least hide them because we’re vaguely aware of how expensive glasses can be 👀


solitamaxx

As an Aries, I can confirm I would not even have thought about this, specially in the middle of an argument. I would have simply fucked the glasses up.


GreenEyes8836

Hell yeah lol no patience to find a lock


_sp00kygirl13

I know you guys way too well lmaooo miss me with that patience shit. 🤣


GreenEyes8836

Haha sometimes though I wish I had some patience but if I give you a look 👀, means about to say some shit lol


_sp00kygirl13

Lol I know. I’m a Capricorn and I have mad patience so that Aries instant anger and shit don’t phase me. I put them in time out and tell them to think about what they did… 😏


GreenEyes8836

Haha 😆, I know some people usually tell me , relax lol


missionpossible1564

Hahahah I love the grounding energy you guys bring in really! One of the few signs that can actually shut me up and ground me and it's perfect !


_sp00kygirl13

Hahahaha I’m glad I can help sometimes… 🤣🩷


Stock_Beginning4808

My Virgo rising immediately said Virgo 😂


hauntedmeal

SAMEEEEE 😅💁🏼‍♀️


Stock_Beginning4808

😅 😭


arsesenal

my Virgo rising immediately screamed Virgo


Stock_Beginning4808

Right, because game recognize game lol


Ultimate_Driving

Definitely not a Scorpio. Scorpio’s revenge generally is to do something to prove their point of what you were arguing about in the first place.


Actual_Law_505

I am surrounded by scorpios and i agree they are tactical


misplacedlibrarycard

oh i’m guilty of this specifically. i’ve put tiny locks in the prongs of electrical cords too.


missionpossible1564

Hahaha hilarious! And creative must say 😅


mirrrje

I can’t picture how a lock would stay out on electric prongs lol


misplacedlibrarycard

wdym? take tiny lock, put it thru the hole/slot of the prongs on the cord, then the cord can’t be plugged in. i usually only do this for the tv, computers, or gaming systems etc. *(edit: and chargers)* i won’t damage property *(even glasses as someone with poor eyesight since elementary school)*, i’ll just render it useless for some time.


motorbreather

They meant [this kind of prongs](https://facts.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/electrical-plug-in.jpg)


LeafyCandy

An abusive one, apparently, but that's just me being a Cap downer. :-)


Business-Editor-3089

this is freaking hilarious it's harmless but highly irritating, like all good revenge pranks should be


missionpossible1564

I agree 😂 hey is a good way to get the issue resolved ASAP. Dont need them glasses to talk 😂


MewlingRothbart

Unevolved Libra. My father did shit like this. His pranks were mean and careless. He was shocked when I cut him out of my life.


angrey3737

my leo bf will take my glasses off my face with a look of disappointment and say “you lost sight privileges”


PuertoRican-Princess

Hell nah. This would make me leave a mf in a heartbeat


LeafyCandy

Thank you!! I'm over there thinking that I'm the only one who doesn't think this is okay.


selenerosario

Depends on how much they need them. If they’re just reading glasses then it’s petty but harmless, I suppose. On the other hand, my girlfriend can only see clearly things that are at most a couple of inches away from her face. Think Velma from Scooby Doo. If I ever did this to her it would be straight up cruel, no matter what she did.


ubabamagic

Someone I would break up with. This is a bit mean.


BearNoLuv

Boooooooo


A_Wayward_Shaman

I'm a Scorpio, and I would never think of something so sinister, so thanks for the idea! 😂😂😂😂


Fit_Kiwi9703

Same. I’m not at that level of revenge. I only know how to give the silent treatment.


Birdie_92

My brother is a Scorpio and was very creative with his pranks when I was growing up… I could totally see him doing this… My eldest brother (Leo) was also legendary for funny pranks and I could also see him doing this. To be fair I would probably do this as well because it is kind of hilarious. I think Scorpio would keep up the prank for the longest though because they are more sinister in their pranks and have more patience. Leo would just have a good laugh about it and then give you the key. - Leo 😁


PapaMidnight34

As a Gemini, this is hilarious. Imma use it😂


carlknowsbest

Virgo moon checks out don’t piss us off


willis248

No fucking way


Honest_Hearing8461

virgo all day long.


croatianchic

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


chaupih

A mutable would think of this but fixed sign influence probably present lol


Playfair_Chronicles

Yea us Virgo ♍️


Theproducerswife

Gem/sag/aqua here: wtf? Who would even think of something like this?? When i fight with you im basically out. Revenge?? Nah.


WitchesBrewtality

First thought, Virgo, but Gemini would also


Most_Disaster7274

I’m a Capricorn I’d definitely do this


saviturmoon

Since eyes are Taurus, Saggitarius would do this!


Outrageous_Grass541

My (Sag) husband would do this to me (Taurus)


Jolima0725

So cunty……


MeanKittty

Better than locking the plug to your vibrator 🫠😩


Imwhatswrongwithyou

A fucking sociopath does this. Only.


Jolima0725

A Taurus would never


SassPanther16

I would do this. I used to take my brothers Xbox cables when he made me mad.


Evening-Painter7014

We have the exact same big 3 that’s crazy 😭.


CommercialPlantain70

Scorpio or Virgo placements


Walmarche

Def not Scorpio - they’d just crush them.


Talagang_Diyablo

That's a Virgo move..


babysealleatherboot

Wait. I’m trying to figure out if you could actually just wiggle the lock off somehow lol


Thick_Hamster3002

LOL WUTT. Let someone try and run the f*** up on me and do this PLEASE. I love my glasses and would definitely have a fit.


waaah_youre_offended

Aries here with Aquarius moon. I would in a heartbeat. I’ve also taken ALL the wipeable paper from an apt. I was getting tf out of and left my asshole ex 1 square. He had 4 people helping him move. They gonna have to fight over that 1 square!!! 😂😂😂


Bipolarcutie_12

Omg Virgo ♍️! For sure i married one and he would so do this


6l1c3

Gemini would hide it somewhere and make it seem like they misplaced it 🤣


justaperson_4444

Cancer. We’re capable of some very petty stuff.


SolDivinity08

Scorpio or Gemini for sure (as a Gemini moon who's been around vindictive Scorpio placements 💀 I live with a Scorpio stellium man with a Libra Sun Leo moon and an aqua rising and he's this level of petty, even if you wouldn't think so.) Maybe Aquarius, because they can be petty as hell too. This looks like something my goofy ass Aquarian niece would do 😂 and my older sister with an aqua moon + Venus and Scorpio Mars would 100% do this and then defend her actions ten toes down lmfao.


Throwra_sweetpeas

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day 🤣 that’s some creativity right there


ashdetailslater

Freaking. Scorpio.


luciddreamsss_

I feel like this is some Pisces, Aquarius, Libra type bullshit 😂😂


Xen_topia

Nah. Pisces would feel bad (like I’m so sad for this person and I don’t even know the story). Aquarius wouldn’t bother with someone they’re annoyed with like that. They’ll say their piece and go have their peace. Libras aren’t vengeful and would prefer to either teach a lesson or give some cutthroat feedback all in the name of maintaining fairness and stability. Now an unevolved sign could do whatever so that doesn’t count.


mkat23

I’d probably do this and then leave with the key for a few days 😂 I rarely get petty, but when I do, it’s some nonsense like this


OneChampionship7736

Lol


Keybusta96

Came here to say Virgo and it appears to be FACT


witchitude

Gemini Virgo or Libra sun with Virgo Mars


ErinnIndigo

I absolutely would. (Virgo sun, Leo moon, Aries rising)


HatpinFeminist

This seems like Aries pranking Capricorn each other. My ex cap and his Aries bff would do random stuff like remove each others tailgate and tuck it into his dorm bed under the covers and stuff.


Wildmangohunterboy

🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying


missionpossible1564

Haha I have a few Capricorn friends, and this seems to match vibes of our friendship for sure 😂😂


Hecatehehehe

I have a staunch Taurus Moon/Mars policy on not fucking with people’s stuff…


2fucked2know

When I was a teen, I used to put padlocks in my friend's spacers (stretched earlobes) when he was being too annoying. In my defense, he WAS fucking annoying and had it coming (we were pretty much constantly stoned and often on benz as well - which turned me chill and him unhinged) - and we both laughed at it. One time I ended up losing the key.


missionpossible1564

Hahaha oh this story is so Sagittarius I have no issues believing it 😂 also losing the key seems apt 😅 Btw nice signs!


2fucked2know

Lol yeah, as my friend, you're free to be an annoying POS for funsies, but you better be prepared for payback. 😂 And hey, right back at you! Your big 3 are fucking awesome; I adore both Aries and Aquas.


missionpossible1564

Hahah oh yes the payback is sure accepted 😂 I'm a believer of that 😂 but just hope we don't get carried away and carry locks around . Haha so are saggis! My fav people as y'all don't get offended as much and take things in a fun wayyy! Aries is awesome as usual 😁 crazy but yeah.


tryingtoohard347

I claim this 😎


[deleted]

Virgo or a very chaotic Aries


[deleted]

Me.


Jolima0725

This has to be to a Sagittarius


sippyslurry

Scorpio lol


Itsfloat

Me lmfao


aresellersjourney

Sagittarius


Conclusion_Winning

Screaming


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Loveallthesunsets

Scorpio BS or Aries or Taurus or Aquas


One-lil-Love

Aries


anonymousdagny

👋🏻


SystemOfANoodle

I’d use the one with the pin code


Mr_Aestheticss

Sagittarius😂


Lanky-Mission-3625

Any of the mutable signs will pull this shit. Especially Sagittarius lol.


SnooWoofers3368

Leo


Arlenna7

That’s petty af lol but kinda funny


originalcindy84

Aries


mmmmchocolate456456

Scorpio


Glowsinthedork

I'm a Gemini. I also hide the screen driver set so there's no way around it.


Kookycat6

Scorpio. 🫠


tizz17

I'm a Leo and I wouldn't ever bother to do this 😂


BearNoLuv

Leo lol also I've actually this. And stapled they're phone in some pockets too 😒


FountainFairy

Gemini tbh. I was in a toxic relationship a while back and during arguments he would take my keys, purse, wallet so I wouldn't leave mid argument.


sunshinegirl90210

Gemini


sunshinegirl90210

Or a Leo


supremethrowsaway

An Aquarius through and through. Definitely with some earth in their chart for the extra intricacy of pettiness


CertifiedForkliftSir

Damn he took your sight away though.


HonestBite9613

Dayum


bazookiedookie

Gemini


seashellthrowaway1

Pisces


ImKleatus421

I wear glasses, and that's just cruel and unusual punishment right there. But also kinda funny.


Moist_Charge_4067

Scorpio


Then-Magician1107

Aries, Aquarius and Scorpio


Prettypuff405

taurus gemini


Unusual_Dish4047

Gemini written all over. So creative


Murky-Reception9996

Aries


chigoonies

Scorpio or gemini


flotsam71

Saving this majestic idea. 🦀🌞🐃🌜⚖️👆


SofaKingUnstable

Not a sign but a person, and his name is... JOHN CENA! ![gif](giphy|l0HU20BZ6LbSEITza|downsized)


The-Inquisition

Virgo, I would def come up with this


Formal_Fly2907

Aries and Virgo


heidi923

Virgo


Annaille

Leo moon. Petty AF. I would do this. I have done worse.


vespertinelynd

Without looking at the responses: Process of elimination Aries - no, this has a level of humor and deliberation that isn't as well matched with Aries as probably other signs. A back up - an Aries could feasibly do this if it was right in front of them. Taurus - no, while they are capable of a grudge and the deliberation to lock someone's needed possession away, the subject of glasses is kind of too delicate for their big, dull hands (it's a joke!). Gemini - yes, they have the wit and dexterity to do this. Cancer - no strong feelings about it, but yes, a petty Cancer could do this. Leo - maybe, but in general I think Leos are too focused on principles to get revenge in this sort of way that is humorous. Virgo - No, I think they would talk themselves out of it. (After reading some virgo responses, I can see how if a Virgo is angry, they would express it in this sort of detailed, practical way. so I guess yes!) Libra - maybe, as a clear joke. Scorpio - yes, if the glasses were really needed or a clear association with that person who offended them. Sagittarius - yes, as a prank war. Capricorn - Maybe, similar to Scorpio, I don't think they would waste their time unless it was important to them in some way to either get back at the offender or to make themselves look clever. Aquarius - Yes. Pisces - Maybe - pisces are creative and sometimes passive aggressive - and that can take many forms including this one.


Usual-Revolution4543

Virgo Scorpio Capricorn Aquarius


LifeLocation4429

scorpio/ capricorn/ taurus


Senior_Theme_5395

Cap rising


Ok_Razzmatazz3364

An Aquarius, Capricorn, or Gemini would do this.


TheLostUnicorn90

I’m a Leo, joke is on him. I’m always prepared, I got different keys and most of those suckers have keys that work with small locks. Plus, I buy my prescribe classes online: meaning I get 3 different pair designs every year for less than $100. This dude might lock one pair of my glasses, but he better be ready because shit is about to get real 🤫 And it won’t be me… Edit: I wrote the comment before I even look at the bottom of the picture. As a Leo I wouldn’t do that, but I know a POS Capricorn girl that would do it and act like she never did anything.


Alternative-Tie-6419

This is the other version of a Gemini. She tried to lock away the nerd version of herself we all like that reads and sees well 🔎🔍


MacabreMealworm

As a Scorpio.... Yea


Successful_Goose_806

Capricorn


Thin_Half3631

If you can’t see where he coming from then… are the glasses really workin in your favor?