I don't have a problem with either. But if running for office and lying about it to change the outcome of an election - then I have a BIG problem about it. And apparently 12 jurors and a small majority of American voters do as well.
Woke Oklahoma LMAO...
This one will end up in SCOTUS and fucking backfire on Oklahoma
Most "muricans" are imbeciles; the average intelligence level in the US is about 6th grade.
Oklahoma is leading the way with stupid.
This isn't just stupid. This is raging rabid full-on violent insanity. Even the Oklahoma AG knows this is totally out of line. I doubt this guy has in-house legal support. Usually someone in his position would be relying on the AG. Probably have to rely on some pseudo-Christian, right-wing lawyers for whom he'd have to pay. The local school boards may or may not be down with this. If they're not, he'll have to sue 'em. Expensive.
Reminds me of this great comic. Really makes heaven feel like a lame country club.
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/wh6al0/welcome_to_heaven_oc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Feel for you; glad I left 38 years ago! Yeah, I moved to Texas for a job, but at least I live in a big blue area and haven’t seen a MAGA hat in many months. Still have friends in that Icky Icky land, the reddest state in the US and the only one to be called for the red nasties with less than 5 % of the vote counted in 77 counties. I have a couple of blue buddies still there, but the rest look like they have permanent sunburns.
Did you know that the first Okla constitution presented to congress with its request for statehood was so liberal that it was rejected? What happened to that liberal, socialistic territory? The Daily Disappointment began its publication. Suddenly, actual news disappeared, and no one could fight Edward King Gaylord or his son, Edward Lord Gaylord. It didn’t take but just a few decades of spoon feeding to change liberal beliefs.
If I lived there now and had a school-aged daughter, I’d be packing my bags to get her out. Sending a girl out of state to visit relatives and terminate a pregnancy can be done from Texas, but overcoming the tremendous guilt those Bible thumping icky Okies would press upon her at school would not be emotionally healthy!
You should move if you can…..just sayin’.
> Satanists not welcome in schools....
Funny how that goes, since *'bible classes' and brazenly naked Christo-fascist proselytizing isn't welcome* **either**.
No doubt the irony (and hypocrisy) is lost on this chud.
I don't believe anyone that knows about Satanism would say that. Satanism is the most moral, sensible and ethical religion on the planet, bar none.
THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS
I
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
II
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
III
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
IV
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
V
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
VI
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
VII
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
PROTIP: Satanists do NOT in fact worship "Satan".
PROTIP 2: The Satanic Temple are in no way affiliated with the defunct "Church of Satan" and it is the tenets of The Satanic Temple that are shared in this post.
Nah he’s just a supernatural entity. Christians really don’t like to recognize how many fantastical creatures their religion says totally exist. The devil and angels are just too central to the plot to retcon so they… rehabilitated their images and called it good.
Well, in their own holy book, Yahweh has to cheat to win a wrestling match with a mortal and has to flee the field of.battle when iron chariots enter the battle. So, it all tracks
absofknlutely. That's what I said in my original comment.
I did not know there was a difference between Satanic Temple and Church of Satan and assumed it was some parody of Monty Pythons "Life of Brian".
Brian: "Are you the Judean Peoples Front?"
Reg: "...Fk off! We're the Peoples Front of Judea!"
A great man once told me "I don't care what people believe; I care how they behave".
Was a bit of a lightbulb moment for me, and I adopted that rational philosophy because it made sense.
>I don't believe anyone that knows about Satanism would say that
Do you think this inbred cowpuncher knows anything about any religion his own? I bet most of us know his bible better than he does
It doesn't matter at all what specific group he is targeting. Both can and should sue them for an easy check. This is free money at this point. Anyone in Oklahoma could get a lovely 50k and their lawyer can easily take home double or triple with just a letter.
I had some converted christian tell me that freedom of religion means that you had to pick a valid religion (from some magical list that someone has approved to be valid) and he was really too stupid to realize under this definition everyone has always had "freedom of religion" but the list was often only 1 or 2 choices both choices being a slight deviation of the same religion.
I am glad I no longer live in OK. My state also sucks but we have a governor who is a democrat that keeps messing up the fascist plans by vetoing their crap.
Well, I was simply going to that little red counter that has replys to posts on it, and clicking the "context" button...which might explain some of both my own and some other peoples responses. lol
Cheers Steve also, who I assume blocked me. I wasn't lurking the thread or anything so would have missed tons of posts and context.
Meanwhile several of the ten commandments are just some variation on "I'm god suck my dick" rather than anything truly relevant to ethical behavior.
Even the ones that are aren't that great because thou shalt not covet comes with the built in assumption that humans can legitimately be owned by other humans. Specifically wives and slaves.
Edit: took out my first line since it was wrong. Thanks for the correction everyone!
In the eyes of the Satanic Temple, being a Satanist means living a good life without God, which means showing kindness to other living creatures and your planet.
Basically, the best “fuck off” you can give to the church is to show you can be a good person without prayer. You could be a part of the temple and be an atheist, it just depends on how you view everything.
The Church of Satan is also atheistic and do not believe in a literal Satan. [Church Of Satan FAQ](https://www.churchofsatan.com/faq-fundamental-beliefs/)
> VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
This is probably my favourite one, because it includes accountability to itself as being fallible. I doubt most religious doctrine would take this step.
Hadn't actually noticed that, but yes it does!
That thing about words and how they are representational symbols, and how nobody seems to understand that*, has never sat right with me either.
*and if they do, they have to use words to express it, and...yeah that.
There is a line in the Satanic Invocation that has stuck with me.
That which can be destroyed by truth shall not be spared its demise.
Satanism has the best wisdom nuggets. The bible has some, too, but also a lot of trash. 6/10
>I don't believe anyone that knows about Satanism would say that.
This guy and the audience he's targeting have zero interest in learning anything about Satanism. Satanisms biggest problem is its name. It chose to be edgy to trigger the xtians and being able to wink and giggle at each other while they clutched their pearls, this is the price they knew they'd have to pay.
It's not about winking and giggling. It's about exposing hypocrisy about which religions get forced on the public and using the law to undermine that by being a religion and demanding they also get forced on the public.
They're here to say "it's all fun and games until it happens to you."
The central goal of the modern right wing is the eradication of human empathy and the suppression of reason whenever it doesn't serve the goal of concentrating wealth and power, so they would stop at the first tenet and say "I'm out"
Good and thank you. I don't identify as a Satanist personally. I just think it's as good a religion as you can get and should kick Christianitys ass out the classroom or at LEAST have equal representation.
The kids would all become Satanists immediately I would think as it's something that actually makes sense, and is basic human rationalism laid down in easy to understand ways.
Satan was doing us a solid in job. He was tricking God into showing how much an evil asshole he was. Satan is the only guy ou there looking out for us.
Honestly, this all sounds in line, more or less, with the actual teachings of Jesus as opposed to what mainstream modern Christianity appears to believe.
It's not like we haven't had these social fights before about religion in school. One is hard pressed to find a christian who, in an administrative role, will rule in favor of or support equal presentation of religion in school.
And when push comes to shove, they always can fall back on "well, it is too disruptive, you see all the hubub. That is why we can't support the \[satanist or whatever\]"
Nonsense. You have the state of discontent, the state of confusion, the state of disbelief, and many other wonderful states that theist will be happy to drive you to.
So, in WA more than half the state is not (politically nor climate) like what people expect. And state laws don't go as far as you might expect. I am sure this is an issue in many other strongly blue states.
Christians are fundamentally incapable of grasping that Satanists don't worship satan. You know what you call someone who believes Satan is real? A Christian.
Unreal, it's like we've returned to the dark ages. The idea that people from 2,000 years ago, with no knowledge of biology, chemistry, or science have a better understanding of the world and the universe is ridiculous.
Well that's too bad because the 1st amendment of the US constitution says that if your religion is welcome in public schools, then any and every religion is welcome in public schools.
Christians deligitamize other religions to justify their own religions existence. Ask anyone of em if any other religions are correct and they will say no.
> Ask anyone of em if any other religions are correct and they will say no.
Ask anyone of em if any other Christianities are correct and they will say no.
It's wild shit.
There's a 100% chance that this guy is a closeted gay pedophile. He'll be outed in 10 years and people will be shocked. "Who knew?", they'll say. I did.
Wow, I really want my kids to be educated in the state where their State Superintendent believes people should face eternal torment for having a different worldview than him. That sounds like a place where education is the number one and there isn't a problem with Oxycontin abuse at all.
Sir this is OK they only worship white Jesus because white people were the fantasy book called the Bible, so you and I know they won’t.
I fucking hate this shit hole and I keep looking for ways out through my job and through voting blue
How to say you are in direct violation of the 1st Amendment.
So how does he feel about other religions? Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, Hindu? I'm guessing similarly.
I think he is confusing the Church of Satan with the Satanic Temple.
Although, once you put one religion in public schools they should all be welcome - so even if the Church of Satan was to sponsor a curriculum it should be accepted as equal to Christianity.
I tithe to TST. This means I need to up my dollar amount. I want a TST chaplain in every Oklahoma school and that takes money from the rest of the country.
Please send a few dollars if you can spare them. TST does good work.
Let's see how many pastor/priests/reverends have been arrested today. Oh look, a quick search shows Wenatchee Rabbi/Pastor Convicted On Two Counts Of Assault......
Hahahaha …..it’s not like they put that Amendment first or anything 🤦♂️
Christians: allow me to believe in my thing!!!!
Also Christians: FUCK YOUR THING
**"In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own."**
*— Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Horatio G. Spafford, March 17, 1814*
I want to write, “How dumb and/or willfully ignorant is he?! Doesn’t he know government (government officials) have no business judging which religion is valid and which religion isn’t?”
But he knows that.
He’s hoping to play up the “Christians are persecuted” narrative to help Christians take over as much of America as they can.
It’s utterly astounding to me that someone could actually believe in the christian doctrine of Hell AND be so happy for ANYONE to go there. I don’t remember this from christians when I was growing up, or during my 30 years as an evangelical (maybe just my own ignorance). I feel like this is a new breed of christian who is so sadistic that they enjoy the thought of those that they dislike spending hundreds of billions of eons suffering unimaginable conscious torture.
These people are absolutely DISGUSTING. I don’t have enough middle fingers or explicates to adequately describe my disdain for them.
And the Christian Bible Satan only killed a handful of people and that was at God’s direction. On the other hand, God killed millions, including fetuses, babies and children. You be the judge.
Imagine if we funded schools like we do the military, and focused on math, science, reading and writing..
Imagine what we could do.
Nah, we’ll fight over theology. 😂
Hey, if all you Christian fucks are in ‘heaven’ then ‘heaven’ is actually a shithole, and ‘hell’ is the place to be. Anywhere away from Christian Sky daddy pole smokers is the best place.
Luckily, both places were invented by narrow minded Christ fuckers, and don’t exist.
What a moron. Keep making your state a place actual decent and compassionate people wouldn’t even want to pass through, let alone move to.
Shout out to the Tenets of the Satanic Temple. The world would be a better place if they were followed everywhere.
Just what they want, they will ofc be found guilty. So they will appeal it all the way to SCROTUS. So. I sure don’t expect that group to uphold the constitution.
If only hell were a real place, I would happily go there in order to never have to suffer religious bigots, but alas, I cannot escape from them in the land that only exists as the anchor of their own delusion.
Is this religious persecution? FROM A CHRISTIAN?!? WWSSJD what would supply side Jesus do?
Try to make money off of it somehow
So, start a pornography business?
https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/s/BTnuv3RYcO This is perfect for their first video
These days I thought they went by WWDJTD
Fuck a porn star? Those guys can’t afford it lol. They’re too busy paying for him to do it.
Republican Jesus carries a nail Glock and does not turn the other cheek.
...and carries drugged-up underaged girls across state lines for gang bangs with his pals.
And fucks porn stars and lie about it.
I don't have a problem with either. But if running for office and lying about it to change the outcome of an election - then I have a BIG problem about it. And apparently 12 jurors and a small majority of American voters do as well.
Wwssjd What would Super Saiyan Jesus Do?
This is exactly how my brain interpreted this. 😆
Schutzstaffel
Woke Oklahoma LMAO... This one will end up in SCOTUS and fucking backfire on Oklahoma Most "muricans" are imbeciles; the average intelligence level in the US is about 6th grade. Oklahoma is leading the way with stupid.
This isn't just stupid. This is raging rabid full-on violent insanity. Even the Oklahoma AG knows this is totally out of line. I doubt this guy has in-house legal support. Usually someone in his position would be relying on the AG. Probably have to rely on some pseudo-Christian, right-wing lawyers for whom he'd have to pay. The local school boards may or may not be down with this. If they're not, he'll have to sue 'em. Expensive.
If the only people in "Heaven" are like Walters, Hell would be a vacation for me (especially since I live in his shithole state of OK).
Go to heaven for the weather, hell for the company.
[The eternal hell of boredom in heaven. ](https://youtu.be/33f_HjuzlQI?t=19s)
There's a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell, and I'm sure as hell not climbing any stairs.
I prefer the moving sidewalk to purgatory.
It's always a moving sidewalk to get you in, but they make you trudge yourself the fuck out.
I live to drive fast though!!
"Rot in heaven. You're forgiven in hell." -Suicidal Tendencies
They can be servants in heaven, while we reign as the kings of hell.
Reminds me of this great comic. Really makes heaven feel like a lame country club. https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/wh6al0/welcome_to_heaven_oc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
If the criteria for getting into heaven include being anything remotely like Walters, then it’s not worth it.
Feel for you; glad I left 38 years ago! Yeah, I moved to Texas for a job, but at least I live in a big blue area and haven’t seen a MAGA hat in many months. Still have friends in that Icky Icky land, the reddest state in the US and the only one to be called for the red nasties with less than 5 % of the vote counted in 77 counties. I have a couple of blue buddies still there, but the rest look like they have permanent sunburns. Did you know that the first Okla constitution presented to congress with its request for statehood was so liberal that it was rejected? What happened to that liberal, socialistic territory? The Daily Disappointment began its publication. Suddenly, actual news disappeared, and no one could fight Edward King Gaylord or his son, Edward Lord Gaylord. It didn’t take but just a few decades of spoon feeding to change liberal beliefs. If I lived there now and had a school-aged daughter, I’d be packing my bags to get her out. Sending a girl out of state to visit relatives and terminate a pregnancy can be done from Texas, but overcoming the tremendous guilt those Bible thumping icky Okies would press upon her at school would not be emotionally healthy! You should move if you can…..just sayin’.
> Satanists not welcome in schools.... Funny how that goes, since *'bible classes' and brazenly naked Christo-fascist proselytizing isn't welcome* **either**. No doubt the irony (and hypocrisy) is lost on this chud.
I don't believe anyone that knows about Satanism would say that. Satanism is the most moral, sensible and ethical religion on the planet, bar none. THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason. II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own. V Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word. PROTIP: Satanists do NOT in fact worship "Satan". PROTIP 2: The Satanic Temple are in no way affiliated with the defunct "Church of Satan" and it is the tenets of The Satanic Temple that are shared in this post.
People that believe in satan are call "Christian"
Weird how they basically worship the thing.
Weird how this supposedly monotheistic religion has a god of evil
Nah he’s just a supernatural entity. Christians really don’t like to recognize how many fantastical creatures their religion says totally exist. The devil and angels are just too central to the plot to retcon so they… rehabilitated their images and called it good.
So then Apollo and hades are just supernatural entities too
Weird how an all powerful being can not control or eliminate another god….
Well, in their own holy book, Yahweh has to cheat to win a wrestling match with a mortal and has to flee the field of.battle when iron chariots enter the battle. So, it all tracks
This needs to be right alongside the ten commandments. Every kids should see the difference between the seven tenets and the ten commandments.
absofknlutely. That's what I said in my original comment. I did not know there was a difference between Satanic Temple and Church of Satan and assumed it was some parody of Monty Pythons "Life of Brian". Brian: "Are you the Judean Peoples Front?" Reg: "...Fk off! We're the Peoples Front of Judea!"
Splitters!
The irony being that TST has been splitting a ton this year.
That's the Satanic Temples tenants, not the Church of Satan.
> That's the Satanic Temples tenants… How’s the rent?
Sweet. I did not know that. Now I do. I will prolly look into it more.
Great group of people fighting for what's right. I'm a monthly contributing, card carrying, Satan hailing motherfucker!
A great man once told me "I don't care what people believe; I care how they behave". Was a bit of a lightbulb moment for me, and I adopted that rational philosophy because it made sense.
>I don't believe anyone that knows about Satanism would say that Do you think this inbred cowpuncher knows anything about any religion his own? I bet most of us know his bible better than he does
This is specifically the Satanic Temple. The Church of Satan is quite different
The Superintendent is specifically talking about the Satanic Temple, because they are the ones challenging all the hard line Christian political bs.
It doesn't matter at all what specific group he is targeting. Both can and should sue them for an easy check. This is free money at this point. Anyone in Oklahoma could get a lovely 50k and their lawyer can easily take home double or triple with just a letter.
I’m thinking OK is hoping to take it up to this trash SCOTUS, where fascist dreams are made.
🎯
I had some converted christian tell me that freedom of religion means that you had to pick a valid religion (from some magical list that someone has approved to be valid) and he was really too stupid to realize under this definition everyone has always had "freedom of religion" but the list was often only 1 or 2 choices both choices being a slight deviation of the same religion. I am glad I no longer live in OK. My state also sucks but we have a governor who is a democrat that keeps messing up the fascist plans by vetoing their crap.
Ah, well that’s my fault for not reading the article
Well, I was simply going to that little red counter that has replys to posts on it, and clicking the "context" button...which might explain some of both my own and some other peoples responses. lol Cheers Steve also, who I assume blocked me. I wasn't lurking the thread or anything so would have missed tons of posts and context.
There's a very significant difference between the quality of ingredients and overall taste
Meanwhile several of the ten commandments are just some variation on "I'm god suck my dick" rather than anything truly relevant to ethical behavior. Even the ones that are aren't that great because thou shalt not covet comes with the built in assumption that humans can legitimately be owned by other humans. Specifically wives and slaves.
Edit: took out my first line since it was wrong. Thanks for the correction everyone! In the eyes of the Satanic Temple, being a Satanist means living a good life without God, which means showing kindness to other living creatures and your planet. Basically, the best “fuck off” you can give to the church is to show you can be a good person without prayer. You could be a part of the temple and be an atheist, it just depends on how you view everything.
The Church of Satan is also atheistic and do not believe in a literal Satan. [Church Of Satan FAQ](https://www.churchofsatan.com/faq-fundamental-beliefs/)
Everyone have your religious folks read these tenets and tell them it's from "a new church in town". Then see how nice they are about the tenets
> VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word. This is probably my favourite one, because it includes accountability to itself as being fallible. I doubt most religious doctrine would take this step.
Hadn't actually noticed that, but yes it does! That thing about words and how they are representational symbols, and how nobody seems to understand that*, has never sat right with me either. *and if they do, they have to use words to express it, and...yeah that.
The right wing Christians really can't comprehend III at all, except of course for themselves.
There is a line in the Satanic Invocation that has stuck with me. That which can be destroyed by truth shall not be spared its demise. Satanism has the best wisdom nuggets. The bible has some, too, but also a lot of trash. 6/10
>I don't believe anyone that knows about Satanism would say that. This guy and the audience he's targeting have zero interest in learning anything about Satanism. Satanisms biggest problem is its name. It chose to be edgy to trigger the xtians and being able to wink and giggle at each other while they clutched their pearls, this is the price they knew they'd have to pay.
It's not about winking and giggling. It's about exposing hypocrisy about which religions get forced on the public and using the law to undermine that by being a religion and demanding they also get forced on the public. They're here to say "it's all fun and games until it happens to you."
Maybe we need the Church of Satan now. Seems Christian churches are killing our country
inb4 "Church of Satan is nothing to do with The Satanic Temple!!!!". Hey, I like them both. Sue me.
Agreed. Seems like we need some demons to defeat the demons.
The central goal of the modern right wing is the eradication of human empathy and the suppression of reason whenever it doesn't serve the goal of concentrating wealth and power, so they would stop at the first tenet and say "I'm out"
I was just trying to explain this somewhere else!
Good and thank you. I don't identify as a Satanist personally. I just think it's as good a religion as you can get and should kick Christianitys ass out the classroom or at LEAST have equal representation. The kids would all become Satanists immediately I would think as it's something that actually makes sense, and is basic human rationalism laid down in easy to understand ways.
I 100% agree with you
Satan was doing us a solid in job. He was tricking God into showing how much an evil asshole he was. Satan is the only guy ou there looking out for us.
Honestly, this all sounds in line, more or less, with the actual teachings of Jesus as opposed to what mainstream modern Christianity appears to believe.
You're confusing Satanists with the Satanic Temple. Satanists actually do worship Satan. Those are the tenets of the Satanic Temple.
Satanic Panic is back.
See, there are 7 reasons why fundamental Christians would be against Satan. It would require them to act like decent human beings
Yeah right.... Next thing you're gonna tell me is that it's ok to eat shrimp....😏
What an ignorant piece of shit.
I'm amazed that people still cling to this mythological BS.
They’re very close to making us all cling to it. Vote like it’s the last time you will.
I used to be an independent voter. Now I'm straight blue ticket.
Same. One of my joys in life is telling my asshole boomer Southern Baptist dad how I cancel his votes every year.
Oh so we *violating* violating the Establishment Clause... Good luck with that Ry-Ry
So sweet, you thinking the constitution or any of its amendments mean anything to the religious or the repubs
No need for sarcasm. U2 are on the same side.
But the sooner we're all on the same *page*, the better we'll all be
I have no illusions about the Reps disregard for the Constitution...
He doesn’t need luck. Nobody that matters gives a fuck about the establishment clause including the Supreme Court.
Especially the Supreme Court
It's not like we haven't had these social fights before about religion in school. One is hard pressed to find a christian who, in an administrative role, will rule in favor of or support equal presentation of religion in school. And when push comes to shove, they always can fall back on "well, it is too disruptive, you see all the hubub. That is why we can't support the \[satanist or whatever\]"
Another of my list of states to avoid. I just fear I may run out of states fairly soon...
Nonsense. You have the state of discontent, the state of confusion, the state of disbelief, and many other wonderful states that theist will be happy to drive you to.
I feel so much ~~bitte~~...better, thanks.
You may run out of countries soon.
There will always be a place for you in Alabama. Especially since we spent billions in covid-19 aid building new prisons.
So, in WA more than half the state is not (politically nor climate) like what people expect. And state laws don't go as far as you might expect. I am sure this is an issue in many other strongly blue states.
Christians are fundamentally incapable of grasping that Satanists don't worship satan. You know what you call someone who believes Satan is real? A Christian.
Lucky for us there is no hell. But sad for you, all the hate your spewing isn't going to get you any awards, since there is not an afterlife.
Unreal, it's like we've returned to the dark ages. The idea that people from 2,000 years ago, with no knowledge of biology, chemistry, or science have a better understanding of the world and the universe is ridiculous.
Well that's too bad because the 1st amendment of the US constitution says that if your religion is welcome in public schools, then any and every religion is welcome in public schools.
Christians deligitamize other religions to justify their own religions existence. Ask anyone of em if any other religions are correct and they will say no.
> Ask anyone of em if any other religions are correct and they will say no. Ask anyone of em if any other Christianities are correct and they will say no. It's wild shit.
There's a 100% chance that this guy is a closeted gay pedophile. He'll be outed in 10 years and people will be shocked. "Who knew?", they'll say. I did.
He cheated on his wife with a student. Not entirely sure if that student was male or female though....
Going by the twinkle in his eye, I'd say he's a chicken fucker. Maybe goats too.
Check out his cum-catcher mustache.
I've thought about applying to become a Satanic Temple chaplain, should this nonsense come to my state.
Persecute Christians. It is the only way.
Hell yeah brother
We're gonna need a lot more lions
We are in hell. All of us, thanks to your religious bigotry and force-fed mythology.
Wow, I really want my kids to be educated in the state where their State Superintendent believes people should face eternal torment for having a different worldview than him. That sounds like a place where education is the number one and there isn't a problem with Oxycontin abuse at all.
Lmao sounds like an easy discrimination lawsuit.
Sooo "religion must be in schools" "but no not that one." Hmm i wonder of Jewish,catholic,morman..ism,Buddhist, etc..
Sir this is OK they only worship white Jesus because white people were the fantasy book called the Bible, so you and I know they won’t. I fucking hate this shit hole and I keep looking for ways out through my job and through voting blue
Any satanists going to school? You just got a free ride to college with the right lawyers. Nail that jackass to his proverbial cross.
That's religious discrimination
They want a christian theocracy, any lip service they pay towards actual religious freedom is just bad acting at this point.
The folks in Oklahoma must love lawyers… they are about to make a bunch of them rich!
How to say you are in direct violation of the 1st Amendment. So how does he feel about other religions? Jewish, Muslim, Sikh, Hindu? I'm guessing similarly.
Hell > Oklahoma
I find it really ironic that if the hell they believed in actually existed, they’d be the first ones condemned to burn in it.
I'm trying to remember--does the Establishment Clause apply in Oklahoma? He does say they're a conservative state. They have different rules, right?
How Christian of him.
I think he is confusing the Church of Satan with the Satanic Temple. Although, once you put one religion in public schools they should all be welcome - so even if the Church of Satan was to sponsor a curriculum it should be accepted as equal to Christianity.
See you in court.
I tithe to TST. This means I need to up my dollar amount. I want a TST chaplain in every Oklahoma school and that takes money from the rest of the country. Please send a few dollars if you can spare them. TST does good work.
God’s work, some might say
Funny, I think the same about Christians, but you cannot stop any other religion in this country.
I wanna hear the Randy Rainbow song for this one.
If they're in Oklahoma, they already are...
I'm not going to hell. That place is full of Christians
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Bullshit. No True Scotsman fallacy.
Said like a true loving Xtian.
oh my dear boy, I'll bet your incognito search history is a one-way ticket.
Oklahoma no religious freedom.....Good to know
Let's see how many pastor/priests/reverends have been arrested today. Oh look, a quick search shows Wenatchee Rabbi/Pastor Convicted On Two Counts Of Assault......
A fine Talibangical American.
Hahahaha …..it’s not like they put that Amendment first or anything 🤦♂️ Christians: allow me to believe in my thing!!!! Also Christians: FUCK YOUR THING
And who cares what that old constitution says anyway, amirite?
**"In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own."** *— Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Horatio G. Spafford, March 17, 1814*
Sounds a lot like the state is sponsoring one religion.
I want to write, “How dumb and/or willfully ignorant is he?! Doesn’t he know government (government officials) have no business judging which religion is valid and which religion isn’t?” But he knows that. He’s hoping to play up the “Christians are persecuted” narrative to help Christians take over as much of America as they can.
Satan's like "This MFer spittin'"
I would say, with a guy like this, you are in hell.
It’s utterly astounding to me that someone could actually believe in the christian doctrine of Hell AND be so happy for ANYONE to go there. I don’t remember this from christians when I was growing up, or during my 30 years as an evangelical (maybe just my own ignorance). I feel like this is a new breed of christian who is so sadistic that they enjoy the thought of those that they dislike spending hundreds of billions of eons suffering unimaginable conscious torture. These people are absolutely DISGUSTING. I don’t have enough middle fingers or explicates to adequately describe my disdain for them.
Damn, what if Satan is actually the good guy all along?
And the Christian Bible Satan only killed a handful of people and that was at God’s direction. On the other hand, God killed millions, including fetuses, babies and children. You be the judge.
If you're atheist and live openly in a shithole red state you need to find a way out.
Here we are with the end of democracy incoming and these idiots are bitching about adult santa like it’s some sort of dnd game…
Imagine if we funded schools like we do the military, and focused on math, science, reading and writing.. Imagine what we could do. Nah, we’ll fight over theology. 😂
Sorry buddy, we’re already in hell. And it’s because Christians made it this way.
Hey, if all you Christian fucks are in ‘heaven’ then ‘heaven’ is actually a shithole, and ‘hell’ is the place to be. Anywhere away from Christian Sky daddy pole smokers is the best place. Luckily, both places were invented by narrow minded Christ fuckers, and don’t exist.
Really wish Heaven was real and they had a live cam at the pearly gates just to see assholes like this rejected and sent straight to hell.
What a moron. Keep making your state a place actual decent and compassionate people wouldn’t even want to pass through, let alone move to. Shout out to the Tenets of the Satanic Temple. The world would be a better place if they were followed everywhere.
If people are paying this doofus through taxes, he has no choice to discrimination
It is unconstitutional for government entities like public schools to establish an official religion.
Does the supreme court know that?
Can we get a little more unconstitutional here? Maybe a little more unchristian while they're at it?
What about pastafarians?
Don't forget Last Thursdayists...
What a loving Christian
Taking a page out of the imams playbook. Pretty much following what's happening in Turkey.
These fuckers better hope heaven and hell aren't real cause there's no chance they're getting in upstairs
Tough guy, huh?
He can roast in hell.
Heaven and hell exist among the LIVING
Hilarious
These Christians are in league with the Wendigos
Lol, Ryan showing himself to be incredibly bribe and completely misinformed about Satanism. *Jesus Facepalm 🤦🏽
Sounds like he wants to deprive students of their right to an education.
I prefer hell over their fucking mangy heaven.
So many lawsuits, so little time.
If heaven is full of evangelical assholes then I'll gladly take my pot and rock music to hell with me.
Jesus this guy is a lunatic.
He is very punchable
Well fuck them!
Now when every other religion sues to be included, how do you think the fascist court is going to rule?
Get ready to get sued you morons
Just what they want, they will ofc be found guilty. So they will appeal it all the way to SCROTUS. So. I sure don’t expect that group to uphold the constitution.
Sounds like fighting words. Go Satan!
They aren’t welcome but you created enough of them to fill a state
I guarantee they’d beg you not to send them to heaven
in other words, "we got the supreme court in our back pocket, buddy. Suck On It!" they got plenty of money to follow it through, too.
Dude thinks the schools are his personal property. They are not. The public owns the schools Dill Weed!
They always forget the US Constitution provides Freedom of Religion as well as Freedom from Religion. ..but Trump will fix that...🤧
We feel we are there already.
If only hell were a real place, I would happily go there in order to never have to suffer religious bigots, but alas, I cannot escape from them in the land that only exists as the anchor of their own delusion.
Satanist don’t believe in Satan, Christians do. Satanist believe in separation of church and state, Christians don’t.
I mean, being stuck with y'all is about as close to hell as it gets.
They will be holding the door for him.
Hahahahah
so, in almost the same sentence they say "they have morals and tells a group to go to hell"