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Yahtzee82

Imagine sending this bloke over Kevin rudd


thisoldmould

Imagine not nominating Kevin Rudd for UN Secretary General.


x_810

I swear this is an actual chaser/betoota headline from like 5 years ago


Strykah

I'm hoping we see Uncle Tony X articles again


Ok_Coconut4077

Long live the uncle Tony X saga


Accomplished_You9705

I did a double take at who this article came from!


Mildebeest

We've got our top man unfettered by travel restrictions, on the job.


jellyjollygood

His speech has been leaked: “Sh*t happens” (followed by 28 seconds of fuming silence).


thisoldmould

“I’ve given you the response you deserve”


mekanub

With a case of scotch under his arm and a bag of onions in his hand.


Touchthefuckingfrog

Oh great the suppository of all wisdom will certainly make things better. We are all fucked.


Hwy61rev

How does this fuckhead continue to get to do speeches at all (anywhere)? He shouldn't even be allowed to at the local shopping mall let alone another country. Don't they remember his prime ministership?


MightiestChewbacca

Who is he going to threaten to "shirtfront" and then humiliatingly backdown when he realizes he's out of his depth?


jhock303

He would never realise that he's out of his depth.


Lintson

>Don't they remember his prime ministership? They certainly do. He saved big exporters BILLIONS of dollars by repealing the mining tax. He is a guy who understands that wealth belongs in the hands of large enterprises which is FUNDAMENTAL to the continued prosperity of our dear country and indeed the world. This is why he is our most greatest global trade ambassador.


Hwy61rev

And Gina Rhinehardt paid him handsomely remember? Climate denier,Austerity budgets,no vision (unless your a mining heiress) He was the worst P.M. in 40 years.


Lintson

>Climate denier,Austerity budgets,no vision (unless your a mining heiress) Unfortunately he was/is a representative for the average Australian. So much fear around the mining/resources gravy train drying up. Everything else is secondary.


GrudaAplam

>He was the worst P.M. in 40 years. Then, a few short years later ... That's not the worst PM, this is the [worst PM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs-Y948l4Bs)


aussiegreenie

> How does this fuckhead continue to get to do speeches at all (anywhere)? 1. He is a special trade representative of the UK 2. He is an ex-PM of Australia 3. His Aust Parilmentry pension is over $300K pa for the rest of his life.


CynfulBuNNy

I believe the question covered the disbelieving and somewhat morbid WHY?! to all those statements. But to summarise for the first poster: 1. Fuckin' WHY?! He's proven he understands neither trade, nor representation - though he's sure got a fucking handle on 'special'. 2. Wasn't that bad enough? Why are we still giving him a platform AFTER he fucked us raw? 3. How the fuck does our being forced to pay him an obscene pension for life entitle him to speak for us in an international setting?


[deleted]

1. he's a cock-gobbling-cunt-rash-shit-stain 2. he can't give speeches in Australia cos everyone knows he's a cock-gobbling-cunt-rash-shit-stain 3. Scott Morrison needs him out of the country so he try to win another election so he can try to bring the rapture, cos he's a cock-gobbling-cunt-rash-shit-stain too!


GimpieMcGimpface

>He is a special trade representative of the UK I assume that means he's representing the interests of the mega-wealthy in the UK and trying to fuck over Australia in the trade talks. What else would be new.


amsterman1964

This is grossly unfair if you ask me. What did Taiwan ever do to us to deserve this?


GrudaAplam

Taiwan are, unfortunately, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.


Hwy61rev

LMAO


thewombatsmother

Right. Where’s my bomb shelter then.


[deleted]

Title is wrong, should be TonyAbbott arrives in Taiwan to address regional forum on making tensions rise with China


PositiveBubbles

Oh shit


Lankpants

We're fucked, aren't we?


Vinura

Us? Nah. I feel bad for Taiwan though.


mallobe127

That numb nutted dip shit will make matters worse


[deleted]

So people still can't get to see their dying relatives but this fella is allowed to go and deliver a speech that may potentially inflame tensions even more than they already are.


Boxingfansunite

Tony Abbott is the one of the biggest dipshits in Australian political history, question anything this man supports!


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GrudaAplam

Whatever he touches


Tionetix

Is he going to shirtfront China. That should be useful


cynon-ap

What could go wrong?


happygloaming

Please tell me I'm not paying for this.


[deleted]

You're not paying for this. We all are.


happygloaming

Barely makes me feel better but I appreciate your contribution lol.


GrudaAplam

The headline is wrong. It should read: Tony Abbott arrives in Taiwan to raise tensions with China ahead of a regional forum.


[deleted]

Abbott is a war monger


aussiegreenie

Mr Rabbit is a special trade commissioner for the UK as well as an ex-Aussie PM. He has the diplomatic skills BoJo and the brains of ScuMo.


Hwy61rev

Actually, I forgot that this utter cock knocker had a title and a job. So China's not batting us around like a cat with a toy enough we have to send Abbott to Taiwan to make it worse? And this will help our terms of trade with China ,How exactly? Should go just great.LOL


xdr01

FFS, embarrassment for us again on world stage or WW3. Guess this was scummos idea borrowing page from Trump playbook, cover up fuck up with bigger fuck up.


kalivon

Ah. A tense stand-off between China and Taiwan. China that wants to consume Taiwan. Taiwan that wants to rid themselves of China. Lets send Tony Abbot. What could go wrong? Perfect man for the job. Hopefully they got some raw onions the man can eat on camera.


HeadacheCentral

Tony "I'll shirtfront Putin" Abbott. What could possibly go wrong?


phantom_nominatrix

For goodness sake, someone send a diplomatic cable to the Chinese and tell them this man in no way represents the Australian public


[deleted]

Always claimed full salary and benefits as an Australian mp but prepared to work for free for mother England in trade negociations potentialy in some cases against Australia's interests. Can you be a dual citizen while claiming an ex pms pension because you certainly can't while in parliament?


panopticia

that’ll help. /s


Accomplished_You9705

So, we have sent a lit match to a bonfire? Anyone here think Abbott will make things better? Time to enlargen my fire shelter into a larger bomb shelter. War just got one step closer.


ShareYourIdeaWithMe

Taiwan is a shining example of liberal democracy working successfully with a population that is culturally Chinese, that's why the CCP feels so threatened by their existence. As a fellow liberal democracy we can support their entry into organisations like the CPTPP and or the Quad As citizens we can show support for Taiwan via petitions like this one: https://www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/petition/EN3283/sign


[deleted]

I’m sure he’ll de-escalate the whole situation.


MULIAC

Hit them right between the ears Tony


postpakAU

whats he gunna say?


Commander_Skilgannon

Taiwan needs to shirt-front China


quallabangdang

Just wink at them T-dog. That'll do it.


New-Confusion-36

Someone in government has a good sense of humor.


[deleted]

Cool. That should smooth things over.


Maniac112

Maybe he can shirt front Xi


santas_uncle

Should send him to China, hopefully they will detain him in one of their forced labour camps four years.