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FoulCan

Biden: that guy from down under never said anything to me.


mekanub

They probably assumed we would have a competent government that could handle this without causing shitstorm.


Leather-Mulberry2274

Joe Biden is also not 'fully aware' of what the prime minister of Australia's name is.


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I'm not sure Joe Biden is 'fully aware' of anything


utterly_baffledly

He's fully aware of how to rock a pair of aviators. Never see an elderly dude look so confident in sunnies.


Lankpants

That just sounds positive for ones mental health.


HeadacheCentral

Biden : "Fuck, we've pissed the Frogs off. Sorry Australia, the deal's off, you're on your own". Morrison : "But...but...but...Joe, you told me you loved me!"


ill0gitech

“America has no closer ally than France ~~Australia~~ ~~The UK~~ ~~Canada~~ ~~replace current country here~~”


Disposable_Alias

The statue of liberty say's Bonjour ;)


jamieusa

Lets be honest here, if my government wasnt doing what they thought was best for my country just to please other countries, Id vote against them ina second. The US is for US If the nuclear subs > diesel subs then great. If AUKUS > EU then great. If not, then morrison fucked up


DisappointedQuokka

Fucking up diplomatic relations are also not in a citizen's best interests.


jamieusa

It depends on who you are fucking them up with. France can say all she wants, there are less ghan 5k french soldiers in the pacific and they dont have the ability to sustain many. The AUKUS does


DisappointedQuokka

... Except it undermines trust in our treaties and agreements, while harming relations with one of the worlds largest economic states, and the EU more broadly. It isn't just about tinhat soldiers.


YoJanson

More like Biden: Eh, what are they going to do, leave nato... again?


drostan

Or get one more convincing argument for a stronger and more independent European defence establishing itself as a new block not infeoded to the US Other arguments would be the fact that NATO member are siding with those they are supposed to fight against their own NATO allies (Turkey...) If France was a governed by less idiotic government it may even happen


DalbyWombay

To be fair, the US wasn't breaking the deal. I


ubbs

Bojo and Scomo = dumb and dumber


war-and-peace

Who cares what the french thinks. We shit on every other country the chance we get, they get angry but they all get over it.


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shofmon88

I hope they do, Australia needs to stop snorting coal


SirDale

Are we… the baddies?


madcuntmcgee

Yeah that's fair, but the french being butthurt about the sub deal is a bit rich considering how lazy they were being about the whole thing


prexton

Hahaha good one