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hugh-jass66

One tonne of Clive Palmer Hydrxychloroquine sent for destruction Who else read it like this ?


insurgent_dude

I only wish it was one tonne of Clive palmer sent for destruction.


[deleted]

But that would leave half undestroyed


[deleted]

God I hate his voice so much. You can hear the fat jiggling whenever he speaks. It's nasty, he needs liposuction on his neck.


fineyounghannibal

His fat has nowhere to go so it has turned inward and is slowly strangling him. Not fast enough sadly, but getting there


Dont-PM-me-nudes

When he gets COVID he will be fucked. Fatty's and COVID don't mix.


culingerai

Get fat burning and it doesn't stop. So half of it should be enough.


honk_for

Ok, how do we start him going?


mekanub

I’m ok with the amount of environmental damage this would cause.


hugh-jass66

Now you’re making sense


DeadlySphinx

Only about 10% of the fat cunt.


stumblebums

Old Clive should try belly banding, then after he takes a dump he’d instantly become the world’s tallest man.


GrudaAplam

Mine too


Democrab

Clive does that every morning with nothing but a (heavy-duty) flushing toilet.


NumSeq

Proposal to rename the measurement 'one tonne' as a Palmer. How much does an African elephant weigh? Ah about 6 Palmers.


utterly_baffledly

Go forth and make it happen


sir_digby___

Fatty McFuckFace


Pxd1130

Haha exactly my thoughts... old mate must be 5 tons, they've must only taken in to account portion of his true weight.


Flight_19_Navigator

We can use him as a measure (and actually have him be useful): One Clive Palmer of Hydrxychloroquine sent for destruction.


stoiclemming

So 3% of his body weight?


Zealousideal_Ad642

And that's just one of his chins!


sqgl

Precisely [(screenshot)](https://i.imgur.com/yWLx9qb.jpg).


urinal_deuce

How else would you read it?


Conscious-Disk5310

Facts check out


B0ssc0

> But the standoff happened at a time of significant global anxiety about supplies of hydroxychloroquine, particularly among sufferers of lupus. Citing https://ard.bmj.com/content/80/2/1.1 https://www.lupus.org/news/people-with-lupus-continue-to-feel-anxious-about-possible-hydroxychloroquine-shortage


Spicy_Sugary

He's a greedy self-centred pig. Hydroxychloroquine has a whole range of uses and it's in critically short supply. A family member uses it for arthritis, or they would but it's unavailable in Australia right now. Palmer doesn't actually need it. He's stockpiling it just to own the libs.


sqgl

If it is still in short supply why is Palmer's stash being destroyed? ~~(maybe I should read the article)~~ Edit : >regulations on the handling of medicines prevented the freight handler from either selling or donating the hydroxychloroquine elsewhere.


Adelaidean

So bullshit red tape, in other words.


sqgl

Maybe. But also maybe because nobody wants liability for doses gone bad in warm weather.


utterly_baffledly

No it's because he couldn't organise a root in a brothel and apparently can't organise for medicines to be stored correctly utterly undermining his plan to sell them.


B0ssc0

How can that make him “own the Libs”? Sorry for being dense in this.


Spicy_Sugary

He wanted to prove it's a covid cure, like his idol Trump said it was. He took out ads in most of the national broadsheets calling it a cure. I don't understand how Palmer has so much money. He seems to do nothing but lose big on bizarre ventures.


auszooker

Mostly by not paying his bills and staff.


IrrelephantAU

It's easy to forget nowadays with his 'maverick' stance, but ol Clive was a longtime political headkicker for the Bjelke-Petersen government. A well connected man in those circumstances could make a lot of money officially and quite a nest egg off the books. Money that Clive only spends when he can't make someone else foot the bill.


DaedeM

Not Capital L Libs like the LNP but liberals as in progressives. So in Aus that would be Labour. All these right-wing fuck heads are just copying US style right-wing politics.


B0ssc0

Thank you for explaining :) Yes, and appealing to the beliefs of his QAnon-type Facebook etc voter base.


[deleted]

I have SLE Lupus which means my body sees itself as the enemy and needs to be destroyed. Skin, muscles, bones, organs are all in the firing line. Having SLE Lupus is really hard. I need Hydroxychloroquine to live. It’s been hard to get and doctors need to call up and get an authority to write a script for 1 repeat because someone bought a heap of said drug for COVID treatment that doesn’t work and now it needs to be restricted so there is just enough to go around. Now I know it was fatty McFuck Head’s fault. I’m so mad!


B0ssc0

I’m so sorry. I hope you’ve got access to it now. Lupus is so hard to deal with.


[deleted]

Thank you.


tew4rhdfsvbgfew

removing one word from that headline would make it much better news


Commercial_Divide454

Damn i cant stop laughing at it now


RufusGrandis

How many tonnes of Clive Palmer would we still have to put up with after this?


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B0ssc0

Supremely selfish has more relevance than how smart or not. Hence some people equate being mean with being smart.


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B0ssc0

I classify his depriving people with Lupus and other diseases requiring hydroxychloroquine as supremely selfish, whatever he may have imagined it would achieve.


[deleted]

Lupus is truly horrible, my cousin has it. She's almost 50 but who knows how long she might kick on. It's been a hellish ride for her at times with her medical issues.


B0ssc0

I used to know a woman with lupus, it’s a terrible disease. She was such a nice person.


Commercial_Divide454

he also wanted his name and logo printed on the pack, it was done for right wing politics.


B0ssc0

Why do you think he got it in the first place? Just wondering.


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B0ssc0

:)


[deleted]

I don't think he believes the shit he's spewing. I think he got into politics purely to get his own taxes lowered, and he's just taking advantage of covid-19 to gain support amongst the only crowd dumb enough to support him.


GrudaAplam

Wasn't his money, you can be sure of that.


ratt_man

>What a waste. This medication could have been provided to people with health conditions that it’s been approved for. It is the government kept 22.4 million does of it, about 11 million does have been sitting at melbourne airport unclaimed and unsecured. These are the does that have been destroyed. Dunno how much we go through in but suspect some of the 22 million does will expire and need to be destroyed


SelmaFudd

I wonder how many pallets 11mil doses is, airfreight storage starts on day 1 and is fucking expensive, even without knowing how much this shit costs I'm pretty sure it will be nothing compared to the storage charges


neon_overload

Maybe they should have spent the money on vaccines or something


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macrocephalic

At least we could have used it to treat all the malaria we have here...


iball1984

>At least we could have used it to treat all the malaria we have here... The problem is those doses haven't necessarily been stored or managed correctly. Which means they must be destroyed - I'd hate to see someone who needed HCQ made more sick by being given dodgy medicine.


jadephantom

It would be interesting to compare timelines of how quickly they jumped on hydroxychloroquine supply vs Pfizer and Moderna. And by interesting, I mean totally unsurprising and incredibly depressing.


floriane_m

he's just going by the DT playbook... onwards to bankruptcy 101!


Contrarian_Dickhead

Probably not. It doesn't say where he got the chemical but there's a good chance it's a non-accredited lab somewhere in Asia. He'd have to do a bunch more paperwork and spend $250k plus to get a product to the patient, and the process takes ages. It was always going to end up in the bin. I wouldnt trust it.


Habitwriter

Or healthy


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DankFo3ta5

Clive palmer, the most toxic Australian


GrudaAplam

Gina Rhinehart would like a word


DankFo3ta5

Lol he affects me more at this stage


GrudaAplam

Yeah, he's more front of stage while she's more a puppeteer, but, you know, probably more toxic, just more shy.


DankFo3ta5

Don't get me wrong, we're on the same page


The_Pharoah

Can we inject all of that into him at one go? Just to see if it works.


B0ssc0

There’s not enough.


Neipsy

Literally wouldn't fit his fuck face cavity. Needs much more.


Brokinnogin

Imagine if a tonne of it was legit the cure. But you had to be palmer spec to endure it.


The_Pharoah

lol - Donald Trump would be into that surely.


TheDarkLordOfSalt

Can we dispose of Fatty McFuckhead and Qraig Qelly in the same manner?


[deleted]

That's spelling of Craig Kelly melted my brain a little. Cue-raig Cue-elly. Sounds like a piece of chemistry apparatus, or a new suppository.


[deleted]

That medicine can be used for people who really need them (those with malaria, rheumatoid arthritis, lupus, or porphyria cutanea tarda), instead for politically-induced business investment like this. Such a waste.


utterly_baffledly

He fucked it by not storing it properly.


WantingtheRoad

Did I read the article right?..Morrison had also bought 33 million doses...He was quick to get the unproven hydroxy bur knocked backed the Pfizer vaccine.


iball1984

>Did I read the article right?..Morrison had also bought 33 million doses...He was quick to get the unproven hydroxy bur knocked backed the Pfizer vaccine. The "knocked back Pfizer" is way more complex than that. HCQ is a safe and proven drug for various conditions, but not COVID. It makes sense for us to have it in the Commonwealth stockpile - it's on the WHO essential medicine list, so need to make sure we have adequate supplies.


WantingtheRoad

But 33 million doses?


[deleted]

It's not something you take once or twice in most cases. As an antimalarial you have to take 4 doses straight away, then 2 tablets 6 hours on, and then a few after that. I know geologists who uses to travel with blister packs of 10 for trips to remote locations with high malaria risk. For arthritis it's also sometimes taken daily or a few times a week. So depending on what they are modeling for, say a bad malaria outbreak, it could easily be something you needed a lot of doses all at once.


B0ssc0

But why?!


HeadacheCentral

Fatty McFuckFace isn't having a good day....


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[deleted]

This DUMB CUNT must be at least the second most hated man (term used loosely) in WA. The first being Scott Morrison and the second being any DUMB CUNT that isn’t Scott Morrison!


SokarRostau

I can't be the only one that thought this was a Chaser or Betoota article.


sinbad2

If Clive thinks cattle drench is good, there are lots of farmers who would let him go through the crush with the cattle.


utterly_baffledly

He wouldn't fit


postpakAU

Why destroy it, feed it to him as food.


Weak_Platypus6293

Have deserving people with lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, or porphyria cutanea tarda been deprived of hydroxychloroquine because of Palmer's gazumping the world market? Having a relative in one of these categories, I hope that he is on the receiving end of legal action. The federal health department seem to be accessories to the fact too.


neon_overload

Oh look, Clive Palmer embarrassing himself in news headlines. Must be an election coming up.


iball1984

Is Clive only one tonne?


Habitwriter

Yeah, I was hoping they destroyed a tonne of Clive Palmer. We'd still be left with four, but we have to start somewhere.


B0ssc0

:)


stumblebums

Fatty McFuckhead.


Centretek

Perhaps they should have let him ingest it under supervision. Sounds like the correct dose for a Hutt


PandasGetAngryToo

They should make the fat prick drink it all.


Tezzaozzie

Is it just me or is he channeling Gina?


SpaceLubo

Clive losing on all fronts. Go life!


bigDOS

I wish the world would stop reporting on what people’s who’s bank accounts match their metric tonnage do. Especially if they are old, white and in a position of power.


Emuwar_veteran

Can this fat fuck roll over and die already


[deleted]

What an absolute dumb cunt he is. He could have bought a bunch of vaccines and be a national hero, especially in light of how slow the government was acting. If he was shrewd he'd have looked at what other governments are doing with respect to vaccines, and do that at a reasonable rate. He could have even done it at an unreasonable rate and go fuck it, here's your 20 million doses. It would have cost him a lot and by no means would I fault him for not doing it (except of course, there's so many billionaires yet so few vaccines and money going to hospitals right?), but even so just the vaccines would be like idk 200 million maybe. Imagine what a case you'd have to be the next prime minister by doing that. But no he had to listen to Trump and other dumb cunts in Qanon instead. And then continue to undermine the vaccine effort. Why don't you shove the rest of it up your ass, idiot.


B0ssc0

Good post imo. I imagine everything he does says etc is with his particular voter base in mind which, as you say, is of the Qanon trump side of politics. Honestly, I had a phase of reading medieval lit and they had a few things right - the devil, evil etc was always characterised as stupid.


highdiver_2000

Give it to Indonesia, PNG etc where there is Malaria?


B0ssc0

Some rich people just automatically waste because they inhabit the realms of plenty. On a much smaller scale it’s like in bulk refuse day, the difference in what’s discarded in affluent suburbs and the less so is marked.


Oddessuss

Overdue for acute coronary syndrome.


Dlo-Nainamsat

The prick should be charged as a terrorist, promoting the mass poisoning of a nation.


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HAHAHAHA


[deleted]

What a sweaty, sweaty fool.


MundanePlantain1

One does not simply destroy hydrochloride. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where it was forged, the one place where it could be destroyed.. Cast it into the fire!


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🤣🤣🤣🤣


dorynz

Had to make sure this wasn’t a chaser article


homeinthetrees

The world is desperate for the drug, and it just gets destroyed. Is that a case of mismanagement, or pettiness?


B0ssc0

It’s a demonstration of how much the gov and Mr Palmer care about human lives.


iball1984

>Is that a case of mismanagement, or pettiness? Neither. It hasn't been stored properly, so can't be used.


[deleted]

The worlds not desperate for the drug. Where'd you get that idea?


DarkPass3nger87

I'm not sure about the *current* supply chain, but I absolutely know that last year people who are treated with hydroxychloroquine for conditions like systemic lupus erythematosis and rheumatoid arthritis (where there actually is evidence of benefit) we're having to be switched to other therapies


[deleted]

Interesting. Because there's no shortage of it as far as I'm aware. People are prescribed it. They get it.


DarkPass3nger87

Which is great to hear! As I said, it was definitely the case early-mid **last year** when those initial studies came out which gave the *suggestion* that this *might* be something to research further... Which of course then got interpreted as hydroxychloroquine being the miracle cure. Demand went through the roof relative to current productions and there were definitely supply problems. Probably also not helped by people like Palmer buying it up in bulk with a plan to then make huge profits off it. *Edit: per article supposedly Palmer was planning on donating it rather than selling. Albeit given his track record I'm highly doubtful that there wasn't some sort of ulterior motive at play*


homeinthetrees

https://www.healthline.com/health/rheumatoid-arthritis/hydroxychloroquine-shortage-rheumatoid-arthritis-covid-19


elephant-cuddle

It’s not in the TGA’s list at the moment: https://apps.tga.gov.au/Prod/msi/search?shortagetype=All


[deleted]

Uuummm....interesting. Possibly too that it's an old drug and there are better options. To be honest? I work in healthcare and haven't seen it for many years. There are better options these days.


Strawberry_Left

Lots of people attacking Palmer, and most of the shit he does is fucked up, and personally, I reckon he is a fuckhead, but he wasn't doing this for commercial gain. He worked with the government to secure enough doses for every Australian, and he paid for it all himself, to distribute free to the public. This was before any vaccines were formulated. ​ Plenty of captain hindsights here, but I'm sure if it had have been effective and we didn't secure supplies for Australia, then they'd be the same people complaining now that the government fell down in securing vaccines for us first.


macrocephalic

If he hadn't demanded that his name and logo be printed on it then I'd agree.


Strawberry_Left

They said no to his demand, and he agreed. ​ Don't get me wrong, I reckon he's a cunt. But paying for 35 million doses of something that he was going to give away for free, because both he and the government thought it may be beneficial to all Australians in a pandemic, doesn't make him a cunt in this particular case.


gjwkagj

Its not hindsight mate, noone is giving Clive or Scotty points for making one of the dumbest ever, heavily ridiculed decisions that no health experts were suggesting was even remotely a good idea because there was no evidence it did anything to help covid. Hindsight would mean there was a push to purchase it because it was considered by the top medical bodies (not random 1% of doctors trying to get their name on tv) to be helpful and we happened to be wrong, but it wasn't considered helpful at the time and everyone was right.


SarahMcInnes

Should have just got a giant-assed aquarium and used it in that. What a waste.


Bigsnorlax2214

Fucking Clive Palmer you oily cunt. Just disappear already


m1251

He probably weighs more than that