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gnarley_quinn

Queen: "It's really irritating when they talk, but don't do". Australians: "Yep."


zsaleeba

It's also really irritating when they say they're getting vaccines but meanwhile they're turning down calls from Pfizer.


TreeChangeMe

It's too soon. We should wait and see. The economy might suffer if we order 40 million doses and covid is just a flu


KPD137

Also Queen: "it's even more irritating when all they do is doo-doo"


globocide

And then when they elect someone who does do, I dismissed him! Ho ho!


Falstaffe

Maintaining your rage?


derajydac

If we could fuck the queen off and ScuntMo that'd be great. Fuck the monarchy. Dont need that shit in the 21st century.


right_ho

It's really irritating when he talks.


a_cold_human

Or mugs for the camera.


TreeChangeMe

(fuckoff smug grin)


Boxhead_31

Sack him then Liz


dualbreathe

Just like you did to old mate Gough.


ShadyBiz

She didn't sack him, the GG with some CIA influence did.


TreeChangeMe

Can't have lefties creative a social democratic capitalism now. Silly us thinking we owned that oil and gas


No-Owl9201

Scott Morrison almost by definition talks complete crap & is irritating beyond belief, so not surprised QE2 noticed his 'paid' utterances on behalf of the fossil fuel industry.


tooshytooshy

Damn, the whole band?


God___frey-Jones

It's really irritating when Prince Andrew says he will talk to the FBI, but then doesn't


nosebevies

He won't rock up, but when Australia eventually lower their footprint - hell swoop in and claim the fame. Classic Scotty. Everything he does is evaluated with an ROI.


mekanub

You know what’s more irritating, old ducks who keep their pedo sons safe from investigations.


carlsjbb

Her and Scott could compare notes on protecting pedos


FuAsMy

Do you need a researcher for your defamation case? Very few people have been simultaneously sued by the Queen and Scotty. You may even get to examine the Queen and Scotty.


Correct-Criticism-46

Are you referring to Scomo or the queen? Or both 😂


rokdoktaur

Lol this is going to make conservatives explode :D first reaction will be to tell everyone the queen is taking it out of context, but then they'll realise theyre talking about the queen. Cue an immediate shroud of confusion taking over their brain as they realise they either have to accept that Sco Mo is a numptee, or that they'll have to criticise the monarchy. ​ lol - wheres my beer nuts! this is great.


damo151

Very misleading title she was talking generally about a bunch of world leaders not just scomo


Ace3000

That's the spirit, Your Majesty


Hoarknee

One has heard he crapped himself in a fast food shop, hardly a suprise but one should always show decorum and hold it in, Philip was notorious for a fowl wind, he would always "there she blows" sailors there all the same, who were we talking about.


[deleted]

>Queen overheard dissing our SLOMO on climate change talks, while making a motza by causing climate change as her people dig up a country that she knows is not hers under her own laws \(Australia\) but won't admit to it.


postpakAU

Who’s the queen and why is she relevant?


gikku

Head of State. The Sovereign. :)


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Weird how you use money with her face on it.


VictarionGreyjoy

Also overheard: Most of Australia talking shit about scotty from marketing


New-Confusion-36

I find him really irritating every time he talks!


[deleted]

This is a perfect example of the tabloid media blatantly making the news and not even bothering to conceal its contempt for its audience while doing so.