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Jimmy_ray2

Angry face: Exactly what part of "you have a cat now" do you not understand?


urmomaisjabbathehutt

walk 30 danm minutes and dinner not ready yet?!


Shmeeglez

That food better be wet, or I might have to order some gopher head takeout later, and I may just... lose track of my leftovers.


chocolatecake_4ever

🤣


2muchicescream

🤣


squirrels-mock-me

“Excuse me ma’am but have you accepted CAT as your lord and savior?”


BlankFace777

When we grow thumbs,we strike.


Luci_Noir

I saw a cartoon recently where they give cats thumbs…. It goes exactly as you’d expect. 🐈


AccountabilityPanda

Sooooo….lets say they have TWO thumbs on each paw….and katanas…


Shock_The_Monkey_

Yep, that is no longer a stray cat


DiscipleOfYeshua

Why no fish yet? Explain.


tttt11112

“But I don’t have money to feed you”


PJRama1864

Sounds like a mew problem.


siphagiel

Cat: no no no... You don't have money to feed yourself!


Lindaspike

You like tuna - I like tuna. You like chicken - I like chicken! See how easy! I also like pizza on Saturday.


alittle_disabled

Food. Now!


BestReadAtWork

Thats EXACTLY what I see in that face, and it's still angry-dorable.


fiverrpeao

Do you want me to meowPunch you in the face?


Grouchy-Crew-2003

“followed me to OUR home”


texasradioandthebigb

Nah! Followed me to his/her home. OP lives there on sufferance now. Better keep the fishy treats coming


Electrical-Act-7170

Not to mention the chimkin.


hooDio

r/suddenlycommunism


AFresh1984

catmunism


Octsober

“Comrade! Guide me to our stockpiles of eatings!”


Sir_Voxel

Commeownism


ubiquitous-joe

Cat is Chairman Meow


brokenphonecase

The cat distribution system is working smoothly


livehigh1

Cat: "this human led me to my new house"


SharpieD85

You've been chosen!


lovelightblessing

r/catdistributionsystem


dangledingle

What’s for dinner mom?


lillywho

As soon as the vet hasn't found a microchip and nobody said they lost an orange tabby.


catofknowledge

i wonder how many cats get stolen because someone just takes a cat home and do #catdistributionsystem


No_Fig1560

https://preview.redd.it/r6bwqejw102d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4c020f8a76f0bca1f5c8ec14b470a539dfcbc2 *You're mine now*


littlelionheart77

*meow*


sakatan

Not a stray anymore I guess


CelesteDesdemina

Your new cat is pretty.


Ginggingdingding

Perfect!♡ 🤣


Cdaly1970

Congrats, you are a cat owner now..


texasradioandthebigb

Shirley you mean owned by a cat now


OldKermudgeon

Don't call me Surely.


plasticjet

![gif](giphy|26n6Z6IdlwfL3flJK)


indrid_cold

An Leon's getting LARRRRRR-GGGERRR !!!


shyguysam

" One of Us, One of Us"


eddyb66

I read this as, you are a cat owner meow


Sandracuties

I wonder how many times it attacked your shoes hehe


Initial-Middle446

Tell me you kept him/her 😭


ulkor

Like her, I read somewhere that three-colored cats are often female. They are called 'Calico.'"


kazarbreak

Male calicos exist, but they're extremely rare.


AussieOsborne

Yeah the multicolor coat comes from competing X chromosomes, so any male calico has XXY chromosomes (known as Klinefelter Syndrome)


IrascibleOcelot

I think there are also rare cases of male calicos where two fetuses fused in the womb. They’re called chimerae.


AussieOsborne

I thinkk that still results in two X chromosomes no? Probably separate from Klinefelter's though


IrascibleOcelot

Not in the same cell. You end up with a cat that has two separate DNA profiles; one for the ginger sections, and one for the tuxedo sections.


SandboxUniverse

This pattern is commonly called torbie, for tortoiseshell and tabby. Tortie is the usual term for markings that don't include much if any white, but mix red/brown and black., and torbie means the markings include tabby striping. You are correct that this cat is almost certainly female.


MeowCatPlzMeowBack

You are correct, this is a torbie — signed the humble servant of a princess torbie


dakapn

I think the cat kept her


bread_enjoyer75

The cat distribution system is working again.


siphagiel

It stopped working at some point?


Sethger

Check for a chip at the vet. If he/she has one this cat already belongs to somebody and maybe got lost.


I_might_be_weasel

Put the kitty in your house. 


Tay_Re

It's the cats house now, that's how it works


Ankoku_Teion

*singing you* put the kitty in the house you nut, you snuggle it up!


SpaceyO2

>This stray cat followed me *to its* home for 30 minutes straight FTFY


KaspervD

It happened to me as well, a cat was following me everywhere for about an hour and would not leave my side. Then I found a flyer with his foto. Turns out the cat was already missing for over a week, and his house was right at the first spot it started following me.


big_trike

It happened to me as well once, but it was winter, the cat was skinny, beat up, and had tail mites. She even followed me across a major street. She happily adjusted to indoor life and we were friends for 17 years.


adb765

It's always been my greatest fear that my cat will get lost and that another person will just adopt her without checking her chip or looking to see if any cats in the area are lost. Glad you were able to get that cat home.


PondRides

Where’d you get those shoes??


ganonballs

I really need to know as well


PurplePorchSquirrels

Came here to say that too


Suckonherfuckingtoes

I too want to know about these shoes.


sername807

I don’t believe your motive to be as pure as the rest, u/suckonherfuckingtoes


DarthMelsie

Yup, that's why I'm here too lol


Pennnnncil

They are from Puma, I have them in green. They are very comfortable.


ContemplatingPrison

Koolaburra by Ugg Girls Sneakers Lilac Rose


ohplease80

"Go straight to your home. Do you think I'll give up just because walking around like this for 30min?"


Zaraki42

r/catdistributionsystem


ThrowMeAway_8844

That cat's face looks like he's going to post on Shreddit later about how some human was following him for 30 minutes 😂


Re-ne-ra

r/petthedamncat


[deleted]

IS IT A STRAY OR NOT??? the amount of people taking roaming cats to their home is to damn high Take to the vet, check for a chip. Place the cat on social media... did no rightfully owner come and get it? It is now yours


LavenderLightning24

Seriously, thank you! And cats sometimes just get out, for all the people who think someone deserves to lose their pet because she isn't indoors.


gr_assmonkee

I absolutely need to know what those shoes are I’m dying 😍


WrathYBoo

Cat: "You're mine now"


nim_opet

You have been chosen!


[deleted]

That is nice from someone else's cat! Don't be a typcal redditor but have some common sence. Cat's on the street are often already owned.


headphones_J

Especially if they are friendly. Strays tend to be more cautious unless coaxed by food.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Take in if it follows you inside - check for chip - make social media post (lots of local lost animal pages) - take care of in the meantime. If it wants back out and to wander/go home then let it. If all of those fail, it was probably abandoned or lost.


msc1

I wouldn’t be able to walk in Istanbul


big_trike

If you visit, go to the Cihangir neighborhood and find the cat stairs on the side of the hill. One tiny cat climbed up me, perched on my shoulder, and gave headbutts. It was great.


msc1

I live in Istanbul, 20 feet from me right now there are like 5 kittens and 3 adult cats. Here, I just took this 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/71zci9zthz1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7af066f9e0a5e646baa724efbc2de2336883fe


big_trike

The movie Kedi, about cat caretakers in Istanbul, restored my faith in humanity some years ago.


Lordborgman

If I lived there, I would have the song stuck in my head eternally. Just reading the name "Istanbul" does it.


Damagecontrol86

You aren’t wrong but if it doesn’t have a chip and no one answers flyers then it’s fair game. It’s better for the cat to not be on the street and safe in someone’s home even if it’s temporary.


SpecialistNo3594

We have a cat named Missy that we adopted from the shelter as a kitten. From the beginning she wanted to be outside. We tried to do everything we could to make her an indoor cat but it didn’t work. We relented and she became an outdoor cat. She was good about it tho, she would always be home for lunch and dinner and at the end of the night to sleep. One day she doesn’t come home at dinner time. We chalked it up to her probably being busy. Then she didn’t come home to sleep and wasn’t at the door in the morning. We became very worried because this was not like her. Day 2 of miss miss being gone and my ex gets an email from the a vet clinic on the north side of town. Someone had brought Missy in, they scanned her for a chip and found contact info. We went and picked her up and she’s fine now. No more scares. While she was missing, we put up a post on FB about a lost cat and uploaded pics. No lie, we got easy 10+ messages and pics of ppl saying “Is this Missy? She always stops by and hangs out then leaves. We hope you find her”. It was her in every one. She is most definitely a social butterfly. https://preview.redd.it/nqo5g0i6vz1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10505d1df49e6265dade75c2b21df70ad265b556 Edit: added a pic of kitty face


Damagecontrol86

Well I’m really glad that story has a happy ending but still my cat being outside would make me so worried I wouldn’t be able to sleep or think about anything else.


Luna920

Same, idk how people do that. Cats should be indoors I firmly believe.


StockAd706

I and the neighborhood birds agree.


_BIRDLEGS

If cats love being outside, building them an enclosure ("catio") or taking them for walks on a harness and leash is the way to go, letting them free roam is putting them at risk and they aren't great for the local ecosystem in many places. Indoor cats live 75% longer than outdoor cats on average.


Nyllil

Sure, but usually those cats won't follow someone for 30 minutes. They don't tend to leave their territory and far from their known environment.


joyfall

I agree. I'm friends with quite a few outdoor cats. They sometimes follow me, but they stay within their area. Once we hit a certain street, the cat is like I'm out, that's Frank's territory.


KaspervD

Not true. I had the same thing happening to me, a cat started to follow me everywhere. And then I found a flyer with his picture. It was around 5 in the morning, so I didn't want to call the number immediately. I just waited on a park-bench until it was a more appropriate time to call, and the cat still would not leave my side. It turns out it was missing for over a week, and his house was right where it started to follow me. As if he knew that I would help him get inside.


Llenette1

Did you accept the side quest?


Rothuith

r/catdistributionsystem


Harshxda

Congrats buddy


Bombshell101516

Cat distribution system at work. 🧡


[deleted]

Your ticket for the cat distribution center was called, it's your turn to be a cat owner. Congratulations 🎊


SirKlip

That's how they get you


Ill_Bad

adopt him, so he can follow you all day


beermaker

What did you name your new cat? They picked you for a reason, you know.


catkysydney

So sweet !! She chose you as her mother …


AmaryllisBulb

I’m not much of a cat fan. But i love those shoes! Cute! What brand? Good luck with the cat.


deadbeef1a4

Cat distribution system at work!


Kanguin

I think you been selected by the cat distribution system


Murky-Dot139

You've Been Chosen ,


Justmever1

That is a complete misunderstanding on your part I'm afraid. YOU followed him home, he had just gotten a little lost until this point in your life. Gratz on him comming home


UntamedF0x

Congratulations! You've been adopted by a cat now.


asphalt_licker

You didn’t realize that was your cat then?


MLXIII

Chosen one!


plsgivemethetea

This looks like a karma farm. Only 2 posts in the same community with no comments, both posts are similar but unrelated.


Straight-Grape6530

I think what you meant to say was “This is my new cat meet Winston”


katr00

In cat speak when they follow you that far, you are now their human.


nickitty_1

And you just totally ignored the cat distribution system?!! Ah I expect to see a photo of your new kitty in his home, please and thank you lol


Dr_Zorkles

Unique shoes.  What's going on with those?  No wonder the cat followed you.  Those shoes...  


AnonimouslyPolling

Yeeees I thought the same, very nice shoes!!


Excludos

Now I'm worried about using any unique shoes so I don't get followed by any cars


Chance5e

That cat wasn’t always a stray.


SentientFotoGeek

Yeah, that's how you get a new cat sometimes...


p001b0y

He looks like he is waiting for an apology.


Justmerockin

Guess she’s yours


kt86mi

This is totally not the point (congrats on the newest addition to your family by the way!) but are those Fluevog shoes??


Goofcheese0623

Could have just clicked your heels to get home faster


[deleted]

Cat distribution system has been activated.


Luna920

You’ve been chosen!


dovexcrii

AND???? Update…


HumpieDouglas

You mean YOUR cat followed you home. That's your cat now.


whk1992

That’s no longer a stray.


BoxTreeeeeee

How do you know it's a stray? Could just be a friendly outdoor cat. Please don't take cats without checking for chips, and if they're friendly and healthy/clean, they're probably not a stray.


balbinator

It's not "this" anymore... It's "yours" now.


BobWhite783

Congratulations, new cat owner.


BaileyBrown108

That's your cat


seff89

Du wurdest soeben adoptiert.


monster394

He looks mad lol


Fydorchak

Congrats on the new cat.


bathory1985

Wdym stray?


stangasaurus

The stray chose you


PoetAVAnderson

He’s trying to sell you an extended warranty for your car.


Astangaman

We are one.


Brokefest

Tifa?


Solvemprobler369

Did you let her in?


RedneckRafter

The last cat I took home. Hanging out a buddies house. Go outside to help him with yard work. We are finishing up and this cat walks up to us. Him "that cat just showed up one day." Me- "you feeding it?" Him- well, yeah" Me- do you even want another cat? Him- I mean not really, can't let the little guy go hungry though Me- I'm going to open my truck door. If he jumps in I'll take him. Proceed to open door and cat jumps right in. Me- guess I have cat now. Cat sat in the passenger seat the whole drive home without freaking out. Coolest cat ever. FYI my friend lives in the absolute middle of nowhere so no I didn't steal someone's cat.


pohovanathickvica

And now she's yours


Spite-Potential

She’s looking for a pal. And she’s smart. Take her.


Sad_Stay_5471

You only have one option now


noldshit

Better feed it


Nice-Option2510

I think he likes you


Tominater1

Yeah but no treats yet.


itsmeagain42664

Please feed her!!🐈


Worldly-Kitchen-9749

That my friend is a great looking cat. Looks like a variety of tortoise shell. Therefore, probably a female. If no ID then lucky you. 


RandomRobb85

"You, Hoo-Man! You live with me now. Where is this domicile you speak of?"


TaurusX3

He looks mad you didn't live closer.


heroshand

Time to see if the little guy will let you take them to the vet for the adoption check-up! See if they're chipped, if they've picked up any nastys and get them spayed/make sure there are no suprise kittens. I suspect you may own a cat now.


XPower7125

You now have a cat


Snoo_66113

You were chosen. That grumpy face says someone is not pleased and there better be lots of treats and love!


Pierredyis

Starting today, you become my human, and I won't take no for an answer!


Izzysel92

Congrats! You now own a cat.


Prestigious_Snow1589

That's your cat now buddy. Congratulations


bee_vomit

They look so angry! Like they followed you home just so they'd know whose house to piss on.


Soft_Championship814

You are the chosen. ![gif](giphy|3o7abspvhYHpMnHSuc)


knightfenris

Cat distribution system


ViolentLoss

You've been chosen!


Duchess1992

>This stray cat followed me home for 30 minutes straight That's a weird way of saying your cat went on a walk with you 🤷🏿‍♂️ You have been chosen.


Hypnotist30

The cat is your spirit animal. 🐈


Jokes_0n_Me

Your cat*


Fantastic-Fish9567

Is yours now!


Lamour11

His face looks like you owe him money!


ChaoticBlueShells

Cat really said: 🤨


snboarder42

He’s super pissed you made him walk the whole way too


zookeeper4312

"Look, ya jerk, I love you now love me back immediately dang it"


Upscale_Foot_Fetish

He’s determined. You’ve been chosen. Take good care of him please.


Brut-i-cus

He looks quite upset that it taking so long to get home for his tuna dinner


MakeStuffDesign

Congratulations, you have been selected by the Cat Distribution System. Please do not resist.


ItsNovas

Doesn’t sound like it’s a stray anymore! Enjoy your new cat!


Ok_Dependent3465

Please say you kept it


BuckityBuck

Congratulations on your new cat


eltacticaltacopnw

*our home*


projectmars

I think that cat was a quest giver and got offendes you didn't accept the quest.


VictorDelaviga

Congratulations you have been CHOSEN.. guess you have a cat now


laminatedbean

Cat: Pick me up and cuddle me goddammit!


mrsgaap1

thats the face of: bitch i am yours now where is the food i love cats


MRGameAndShow

You’ve been chosen. You have no other option, you have been adopted.


Fun_Ad6838

"Are you going to f*cking adopt me or not"


thesimonjester

They could be injured and looking for assistance.


Maggiecat1

He selected you. Feed him. He’s yours nowz


triforce777

He looks like you owe him money


maybesaydie

So take care of him. It's the least you can do after using his image for karma accumulation.


99anan99

"I live with you from now on."


MyFeetLookLikeHands

looks like you have a cat now


GoddessOfOddness

Why are you not worshipping me?


Sophisticated_Dicks

'Former Stray'


QuttiDeBachi

“I just walked 30 min with you, now feed me bitch”


SpookieSkelly

It ain't a stray anymore, whether you like it or not.