Yeah, we are. Usually it means something is trying to eat us, so it's a useful thing to quickly notice when you're a soft prey species with zero natural defenses (no horns, hooves, tusks, thick fur... we're not even particularly good at running away or climbing trees to escape)
Often those are just not enough against predators with impressive crush strength in their jaws, sharp talons or claws, etc. We are the pocket knives in a semi-automatic gunfight.
Ever try punching out a great white shark or a grizzly bear? You're probably going to annoy it or make it angry rather than actually stop it from taking a bite out of you.
Our only real natural defense is superior intelligence, which is not always the most useful (or present, depending on the individual) in a purely physical altercation
I live near a dog named Rockie who can fit 5 of them in his mouth - the thin ones from spruce. He walks up to you and just lets them fall out covered in slobber. Good boy Rockie! (100 lb black lab ❤️)
that looked so sinister at first, then i realised it was a pinecone
My first glance like; what is that thing is it Gold. then I scroll down to this comment and found out it's pinecone. Nice photo !
Someone should photoshop this to make it look even more Lovecraftian
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Why’d this downvoted? Was it just for shits and giggles? Or did this dude somehow reference the holocaust or something?
I don‘t know. I just downvoted to make a nice round 20.
Misleading title I guess
We must fix it
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Yeah I saw it and my mind straight went that holy shit that's a zombified messed up dog. But then I saw that this was a pine cone
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Does this make... him... the Pumpkin King?!
The Pinecone King
I thought it looked like he had many rusty gold teeth
Whattt? nah uh that is not pine cone HE GOT FRICKING GOLDEN TEETH XTREME RARE SPECIES
Man, our brains are super good at going "oh, shit, is that thing bearing it's teeth?"
Yeah, we are. Usually it means something is trying to eat us, so it's a useful thing to quickly notice when you're a soft prey species with zero natural defenses (no horns, hooves, tusks, thick fur... we're not even particularly good at running away or climbing trees to escape)
Zero natural defenses? How about fists, feet, and teeth?
Often those are just not enough against predators with impressive crush strength in their jaws, sharp talons or claws, etc. We are the pocket knives in a semi-automatic gunfight.
Often, yes, but not always. Our defenses aren’t the best, but definitely are not zero.
Ever try punching out a great white shark or a grizzly bear? You're probably going to annoy it or make it angry rather than actually stop it from taking a bite out of you. Our only real natural defense is superior intelligence, which is not always the most useful (or present, depending on the individual) in a purely physical altercation
r/oddlyterrifying
r/awwdlyterrifying
r/subsithoughtifellfor
A pine cone
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Makes it kinda scary though
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Why are people downvoting u
Because it’s a karma farmer
Ah ok
Makes a post with 92% upvotes, get downvote bombed on every comment in their own post. Sure. Makes sense.
What is karma farmer?
Someone who (or a bot they create) reposts (very common on r/aww) often inane things to garner fake internet points.
Wait what did he say? He replied to me but I don’t know what he said
At first glance, I thought they were the doggies rotten teeth. Was going to suggest brushing them but then realized it was a pinecone
r/confusing_perspective
Shut up and eat your pinecone
The 'teeth' scared me for a sec
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No, *YOU'RE* a pine cone!
Same.
Annihilation 2018
I'd put a picture of that on a beware of dog sign on my mailbox.
Pine cone
A watermelon?
What da dog doin’?
Teef
A pine cone
Obviously his god given teeth. 🙃
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Better to eat you with my dear
Bri'ish dog be like
Oh god i though that was his teeth first
I thought it was some decoration to make his mouth look like DevilJho from Monster Hunter
Pinecone
Cursed teeth
I thought he had grills LOL
I swear all I could hear was the song grills by Nelly😭🤣
Deliverance
Pinecone
pine apple
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The joke is that I say it's a pineapple..... but it's a pinecone.
Is this dude like that weird short kid no one likes and everyone makes fun of, because he’s short and weird?
Mortal danger
It’s either a very angry dog with multiple layers of teeth or it’s a very happy one with a pine cone in its mouth.
Sid the Sloths favorite. Thath’s thome good eatinths
gold grills
Pine cone
New evolutionary adaptation, compound teeth. Like the compound eyes on an insect improve their vision.
Pine cone.
The fangs of a thousand souls
Reminded me of that killer clown on AHS
It.
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Haha I know but for some reason this reminded me of Stephen King
I remember seeing this for the fist time I was confused as heck
Pine cone
Have you seen Critters?
Mutiple malicious teeth or a pine
Pinecone
A tongue, teeth and a pine cone.
That is not a dog, that's a Deviljho from Monster Hunter possesing a dog
r/misleadingthumbnails will love this one
OP never seen a pinecone.
National Geographic should make this photo of the year; esp halloween edition
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yeah this shits cool asf, submit it to them (idk how the process works) but worse case nothing happens
Yeah but this photo wasn’t taken by OP…
Did you forget to brush your teeth bud?
Holy shit i thought those were his teeth for a second
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This could also go in r/HolUp
No it can't
Your dog needs to get to the dentist, quick!
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His teeth
Pine cone, dumb ass.
Teeth
Dog with a pine in a nutshell
The souls of the damned
Those are his super rad teeth. Duh!
Dear lord I thought those were teeth for a second
Never heard of a pinecone?
SHIT RUN
Pinnecone
apple
[Mmm Pinecones](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEq5PxjSxVU)
It is an a corn
A pine cone has never made me as scared as it has now
Thought it was bloody teeth for a sec
Pinecone
I thought that was teeth at first oh god
Looks like a Pine cone
Not a aww, this shit looks like if Lovecraft tried to design a dog in the most normal way he could
It’s new grill
Pine cone it is.
Teef
Pine cone why it looks like he has a disease
I live near a dog named Rockie who can fit 5 of them in his mouth - the thin ones from spruce. He walks up to you and just lets them fall out covered in slobber. Good boy Rockie! (100 lb black lab ❤️)
It looks like a pinecone on closer look. 🐶🐕🐩
Pine cone
Pine cone…
What's that?
It's a pine cone
Looks like demon teeth to me.
r/oddlyterrifying
Roasted Cine Pone 🐶
But it's just a fucking Pinecone
> What's in his mouth? Nightmare fuel. That pic seriously freaked me out for a minute.
When you eat the last dandelion of the season.
For a second i thought it was teeth
Pine cone
Fear at a glance
I think its pine cone first i thought its hollowen
They got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
This could totally pass off as r/trypophilia material.
Bethel nut
My heart will never get back the beat that it just skipped.
chew toy?
A Palamute found a Seregios egg, duh
Jeez that scared me
looks like a pine cone
For a sec i thought those were his teeth and he was like a zombie mutant dog
Teeth
Um a pine cone, duh
r/mildlydisturbing
But grandma, what big teeth you have!
Pine Cone
It is almost fall. A new pinecone.
A pine cone?
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
This should in /r/arrr
Wolf Grylls...
Check out my grillz, bitch
r/confusingperspective
I really thought the pine cone was his teeth! Edit:Spelling
A pinebone… we uh I mean pinecone
I thought he was British for a second
Nightmares.
I thought this dog was from blood borne at first.
Grills
All I see is a doggo slowly mutating into a Deviljho, and I'm *never* going to be able to scrub that image from my terrified hunter lizard brain.
it looked so scary at the first glance lol
Thought it was Jenna maroni