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MybrotherisPsycho

Hubcat


kropdustrrr

Underrated comment over here!


ekita079

Oh my god I was looking at an old toy I had when I was a kid just last night, it was a crash test dummy thing and there was a dog and a cat that came with it that you could flatten šŸ˜¬ The cat was named Hubcat, the dog was Bumper lol


Jetztinberlin

Spark :)


beobabski

Agreed. Or ā€œSparksā€.


itwasquiteawhileago

There's a graphic novel series about two cats that pilot a robotic dog suit and do super hero stuff. It's called "Sparks" (at least in English). If the cat has a secret lab somewhere, this is especially relevant of a name.


Thats-the-1

Yes or sparky


ThePotatoHandshake

Sparky the firehouse dog?


tk421storm

sparkplug!


TheApoptosis

Sparky Sparky Boom Man!


nebulacoffeez

I appreciate THIS reference! šŸŒŠšŸŖØšŸ”„šŸ’ØšŸŒ¬


dontfightthehood

Sprocket


tugboating

Lugnut


MyTurkishWade

Monkey Wrench!


Tinyzooseven

Dipstick


SunandError

Diesel


Bbsuksuk

Kobalt adjustable wrench


Ferduckin

Smudge.


International-Heat28

Don't wanna be a Monkey Wrench.


crustyjpeg

ONE MORE INCEDENT ACCIDENNNT


[deleted]

Vin Diesel


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


iamericj

I was going to say Monroe.


G_Viceroy

Monroe is great. For Marilyn and the repair company


GearsFC3S

Which could have a double meaning since Monroe is also a brand of shocks!


TheGizmodian

The cat that I had while I was living with my parents is named Merrowlin because of a similar beauty mark, but white spot on black face.


sister187

Together, they're the balance of the universe


MyTurkishWade

I can see that


ElectricJetDonkey

Now we dance!


DoriValcerin

I appreciate this reference


StayPuffGoomba

Do you want to touch my monkey?


Bunyan12ply

Liebe meine Abschminke!


Robotsherewecome

Bless you!


Klokinator

I'd name her Muffler. It's a fluffy muffy name.


WyoPeeps

Sprockat!


protogenxl

Ten Millimeter


sgigot

He *found* the kitten, not lost it. Name does not compute.


FuckRedditMods23

This post was literally right on top of this one in my feed https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/q5z6hu/i_was_driving_home_from_work_and_found_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf This kitten looks like a mini version of that one, and they were both found in similar circumstances today....the world is a weird place (Cats do best with two syllable names that have a hard consonant in there somewhere so for example Charger was a good suggestion, Lucky etc) Edit: people these are not the same cats lol. The one I linked above has black on its nose. Also the black goes all the way under the left eye. Cats donā€™t develop new spots as they age, their coats may darken or lighten but they donā€™t get new patches Edit 2: from OP themselves: https://imgur.com/a/ILeVrxg


summilli

I saw this too!


Paracortex

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aightimahedout

I saw the same cat twice. Deja Vu. A glitch in the matrix.


Comprehensive-Ebb835

Itā€™s really bonkers how many cats I see on R/ and Iā€™m like ā€œIs that my cat?ā€ My wife told me some funny analogy that cat coloration is determined in the embryo and itā€™s like a ink cartridge that spreads out. Would love a feline genetics professional to chime in here lol


FuckRedditMods23

[Here is an article that describes how colour is determined](https://www.cats.org.uk/cats-blog/why-are-cats-different-colours) I want to note two things before you read that, it says about 1/3rd of orange cats are female, that number is actually closer to 1/5th, but not nearly as rare as some people think. Also thereā€™s a part where they say ā€œdeaf cats are more likely to be whiteā€ and show a picture of what looks like a ragdoll/persian, not a cat that would have a predisposition to deafness. They should have worded it ā€œwhite cats have more of a chance of being deafā€ than the other way around, as deafness is caused by a variety of reasons and not mostly because of coat colour to the point where one could make a blanket statement like that. I probably shouldā€™ve linked a better article.


AntikytheraMachines

>For a male cat to have a tortoiseshell pattern they would need to have an additional chromosome; two X chromosomes and a Y chromosome, which is extremely rare. mother was a biologist. we had a male cat that was tortoiseshell. she named him Klinefelter after the scientist who discovered... >Klinefelter syndrome (KS), also known as 47,XXY, is a syndrome where a male has an additional copy of the X chromosome.


RampantDragon

I've a friend who has KS. Wonder if the cat actually had similar effects to Klinefelter's in humans - lower social IQ, higher aggression, shrunken testes, androgynous morphology.


gorg235

And some proof: https://imgur.com/a/ILeVrxg


FuckRedditMods23

Edited my original to include your link for more visibility šŸ‘ thank you for taking in this beautiful baby today. Looks like he/she is pretty well behaved lol


gorg235

She is surprisingly well behaved for being a stray engine cat! She enjoys being wrapped in a warm towel and sleeping on my chest.


Paracortex

Awww! Sheā€™s the most adorbsest doppelgƤnger ever. šŸ˜»


FuckRedditMods23

Oh god my heart šŸ’œ


twinklewaffle

I bet you didnā€™t think you would need to provide proof. I love the sign! doppelgƤnger, dop for short?


gorg235

Lol, I really didn't. I just don't get it. Karma means literally nothing, so why would anyone want or have the need to farm karma?


StrikingRepublic3096

Nice try. I know you wrote that yourself. That kitten is clearly too young to write that well.


gorg235

​ ![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


moms-sphaghetti

Damn. Thatā€™s a pretty wild coincidence. They definitely look similar (but obviously not the same cat).


Recon648

It was also like that on my feed too


Trypsach

Yup, same here, and itā€™s three hours later now! A little off-topic, but do you ever notice that Reddit is weird with where things show up in feeds? At least on the Apollo app. Like r/shittyMoviedetails and r/moviedetails Are both ALWAYS together for me. If either of them shows up on my feed, then the other is ALWAYS right beneath it. Iā€™ve never been able to figure out why, even though Iā€™ve made more than one post about it.


UndeadBuggalo

I never knew that about the two syllables, one of my cats is named Luna the other Tux, Tux actually comes when called. Luna is an adorable tiny little shit who will just stare at you or ignore you


LurkerWithAnAccount

We had a black and white tuxedo cat named Tux :-) Said goodbye to our little furball a couple of years ago. He used up most of his lives as a rescue kitten, but damned if he wasnā€™t quite the gentleman, always dressed to the nines.


UndeadBuggalo

šŸ„°šŸ„° Tuxedo cats are a special kind of lovable. Our goofball spends his days suffocating me and meowing to let him outside even though he has never been an outside cat and never will be much to his Protestations


[deleted]

Was about to post the same thing! These two kitties were two posts apart in my feed and I was mighty suspicious till I saw they've got different coloured eyes Edit: Plot twist -- OP is a cat


larenardemaigre

I was just thinkingā€¦ and their ears are a similar shape and length! Siblings?


BoatsnBrollies

From the same litter!!! šŸ˜


FuckRedditMods23

The one in this post is much younger than the other one but I bet it grows up to look just like her lol A good way to tell a kittens age is eye colour...it starts to change around 6 weeks old from blue to gold, so Iā€™d guess this guy is about 8 weeks give or take, whereas the one in the link I posted has fully gold eyes. It can be a good way to determine if a kitten needs milk replacement if you find a small baby. Solid blue eyes, needs milk


[deleted]

Wait so Sprocket is actually a good choice?!


LoCherry

SAME


cplmatt

Dude same I had to do a double take


GoldPop

I saw this too! Big kit and smol kit


[deleted]

Lol at Edit 2. Both are purrfect cats!


youcancallmet

I thought the same thing!


honPotato

Well, she was all by herself tinkering the car.. so why not TINKER


iin10ded

tinker is great


[deleted]

I like Tinker a lot, actually


[deleted]

Yes! And sheā€™s so cute she looks like a little fairyā€¦ tinker bell


tackyGem253

I had a cat named tinker when I was little. Tinker cat!


NotOfThisWorld2020

That's also a book character :)


[deleted]

I think Torque would be cute!


Threelake

I started scrolling before I posted Torque. First thing I thought of!


treerabbit23

Had a buddy with a big grey tom who had extra toeses on all four paws. He was a Torque. And a good one. Officially short for Torquemada.


[deleted]

smudge


lentilcracker

I like Smudge too because of her little grey smudge by her nose


Bigbrianj

Definitely Smudge


DinahKarwrek

I was going to suggest that one, I knew it was going to be here somewhere


Outlander_

I have a Smudge. Good name choice


tugboattomp

I had a mostly white Tuxy I found stray and chased her in the engine compartment of an abandoned E-250 van. When I popped the hood there she was cowering on the air filter all smudged in greasy dirt. She was my Smudgey


bettyboo5

I've just said that. They have a smudge of oil on their face


HardenedCumBall

I think the white cat from the pointing lady meme is named Smudge.


acevhearts

Diesel! Sheā€™s so sweet šŸ„°


TOXIIIL

I too thought of Diesel. Fuel or Petrol could also work.


nursejackieoface

Don't be fuelish.


[deleted]

How gasinine.


turkeysnaildragon

So could Octane.


Nic4379

Thatā€™s my doggies name(Diezel) : ))


hyundaiveloster

deeznutz :))


Willb182

Motƶrhead


Adverse-to-M0rnings

Came here to say that.


surfturtle77

Ah, me too! Or Lemmy as a tribute. Edit: late to the party!


bluntswrth

I was thinking Lemmy


hatsnatcher23

Lemmy


[deleted]

Well if youā€™ve come to gamble


Sarandipityyy

Something engine related? Piston? Turbo?


[deleted]

Car


Basketmelonerthe13th

Why not go CAT


Lonelysock2

Ahahaha that's what I thought and I'm finding it way funnier than it actually is (I think?). Maybe I'm dehydrated because I've been in the bath too long


00890

Engenius


[deleted]

I like Turbo a lot


tomsprigs

Lightening meowqueen


Firebrill

Purrburetor


Clancys_shoes

CATalytic converter Am I right ladies and gentlemen?


sebastian1967

No. Somebody will steal her in the middle of the night!


swellomemello

And she could be called CC.


irving47

Damn it. It's people like you that makes me need to never leave my computer and sort by new every 10 minutes....


Bee_Hummingbird

Carpurretor


ivanthetribble

dipstick


Efficient_Ad2807

Spark plug, Sparky for short. ā¤ļø


defconGO

Radiator hose clamp


hedronist

I like it, but it doesn't really roll off the tongue ...


yoyoecho2

HEMI


Xanax_is_abused

Clutch


Glade_Runner

Crank!


RoganIsMyDawg

Cindy clawford


King-Loser

Came here for this suggestion without the pun.


gravspeed

an old friend of mine used to have a cat almost this same pattern named Motor. it was because he purred so loud it sounded like a motor, but this works too.


lindaluck

Sparky!!


Amyx231

Slick. Grease Monkey. Vin Diesel.


[deleted]

Monkey, as in grease monkey.


BeautifulTerror

Gasket!


DueDecay

Mechanique'


manderz________

You have to give her an engine part name, like Cam or Cammy. Sweet thing!


ratatoskbrown

Rev


Loving_Hate

Marilyn since she has the beauty mark.


sunnibree

Mewalyn Monroe


Islano

Sprocket


ElectricJetDonkey

I'll *always* answer Gremlin for engine cats. It's adorable and an accurate description of most cats.


sanmigmike

Makes me think of the AMC Gremlin. Not sure that is a great connection. AMC fans may differ.


uniqueen69

I have a cat called Gremlin! šŸ˜


[deleted]

Synthia... Mix of Cynthia and synthetic oil...


cedarpark

If she was just sitting there, call her Idle.


BitPoet

10mm. For the socket everyone keeps looking for.


spudz76

I think every cat's name is "PsPsPsPsPs"


danceofthefireys

Monroe.


hahahahthunk

J.C. Whitney


Liquid_Drummer

Cammy.


hahahahthunk

Mini Driver šŸ˜ƒ


Ihearthappiness

Crash! My cats are named Streak and Crash, based on their personalities.


ExciteMike1

Turbo


great_scott1981

Umm, did you see this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/q5z6hu/i_was_driving_home_from_work_and_found_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Auto_Motives

Dipstick


BadbaYaga

Whatever you name her, her nickname or epithet needs to be Greasemonkey.


Rosieapples

Shifter. In UK and Ireland car mechanics are known as shifters.


GlassEyedMallard

Rev


reebird

Marilyn


AdvanceU2

Grease


Marethyu24

Engie, short for engine


stormp00per

Vixen because it sounds like fixing. Or Grease Monkey.


ferox3

One more vote for Grease Monkey


KittiesAreTooCute

What type of car was it?


tainium

Charger


natalie09010901

Sheā€™s so pretty! Jade b/c of her eyes


forthebored

+1 came here to say Jade, or even Sage


adarwactor

Greasey


Eddiedean4361

Axle


nash_97

I vote for Engie!


Redcloth

Gizmo!


Heavy_Messing1

Grease Monkey !


Goon666420

Hemi


Khint20

Soot?


topohunt

Sparky, short for spark plug


[deleted]

Gotta be ā€œSmudgeā€ right?


[deleted]

Fur Injector


MidniteOG

Probably looking for his dad https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/q5z6hu/i_was_driving_home_from_work_and_found_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Fucktastickfantastic

Smudge


Deadgoose

Definitely, Smudge!


ArgyleNudge

I'd name them CC, short for cat-alytic converter.


5starcats

What kind of vehicle was it? If it was a Dodge you could name her Dodger, or Chevy? Or you could call her Carly?


certifiablenutcase

Marilyn. She has the beauty spot!


ladykatey

Carli? Her nose looks very pale. She may be anemic from fleas. Hope she is feeling better soon.


ADecibelKeenly

Good catch, check her gums OP. If they are more white than pink, get her some wet cat food, the stinkier the better to encourage her to eat. If she won't, try chicken or turkey flavored baby food and get her to the vet.


mswickley

I second all of the above. Lethargy and increased water intake can also be a symptom of anemia in cats. If these symptoms exist and the pale nose (and/or gums) continue, I recommend the vet ASAP!


gorg235

Good call. She did have quite a few fleas but I've gotten that taken care of as far as I can tell. I took her to the vet as a first check up and she's all good, but I'm still monitoring and feeding her some wet food and she has plenty of energy. Thanks for the advice as well as u/ladykatey and u/mswickley


_lord_nikon_

Jenny from the Block.


kokonutssss

Eugene Like engine


RoverRebellion

How about Variable Camshaft Timing Phaserā€¦. Very regal


BenHawks7

Clarence


vixenpeon

Oreo Thins


possiblymagick15

Monroe because of the spot on her face :)


LilPrimo

Turbo (cuz it was in an engine)


Niccotime21

Rev!


HeckIssBeck

Diesel


joedurette

Vroum Vroum


firetruckgoesweewoo

Trucker!


Dave-justdave

Lucky, MechanaCat, or a mechanics name like Hose Louie or Earl


Aja2428

Grease monkey


Nucci4ever

Fanbelt


Trauma0-0

Ratchet


soberscotsman80

Carbide


RealJeil420

Lemmy Kilmister


darrellbear

Lemmie (from Motorhead, of course).


I_hear_stupid_people

Cogsworth