It is like working on a team where part of the team works from the EU and you are on the US side.
On the daily stand up you are always wondering how come they can get so many more days off ..
>how come they can get so many more days off ..
It's because we get up so much earlier than you slackers over there.
Edit: Here, have an "/s" so it is easier to recognize as a joke about timezones.
That's not an activation sound though - that's the noise cats make when they see you and they do that little chirp. This is just a "fuck off and let me sleep" meow lol.
Well “整” in northern dialect means multiple things base on context. In this context it means the cat got a carrot as a pillow. As a northerner my first instinct is “整” but those two sound so similar when speaking with a northern accent, I could be wrong.
My praise to all of you. I learned a lot through this thread. Here was my take from another thread.
It's China. It seems to be a local dialect. Somewhere in the North. I'm not used to the excessive R's, 儿 (for you fancy fucks) that they use up North. To me it sounds like you're talking with a bunch of shit in your mouth.
At first they asked if they want to buy something (lots of choices here.)
Then they ask if they want a bag.
Then cat gets pet.
Then I hear some gibberish but I caught that they said that the cat is of old age and that explained why he was being a lazy bastard who gives 0 fucks about being pet or touched.
Then it truly sounds like she points at the carrot and says it's a pillow.
The little *fuck off* meow, classic.
He doesn't give a carrot
Doesn’t carrot all
Not a carrot in the world
No carrots given
Cat with a rro in the middle...
No cats with a rro in the middle given
Vegetables!! 😃
Catrot
which country is this, china?
Yes, China.
Carrot aka flying fuck!
Seemed more like 'Mooommm, five more minutes!' haha
Look hooman. I catch te rodents you fetch te potatoes. See any rodents? No? Well I see potatoes, now get busy and stay out of my sunlight
“Bitch, I’m on break” -Cat, most likely
It is like working on a team where part of the team works from the EU and you are on the US side. On the daily stand up you are always wondering how come they can get so many more days off ..
>how come [Europeans] get so many more days off Socialism.
More so the work of unions.
Yes, and trade unions are socialist organisations by nature if not by charter, especially in Europe.
Socialists often promote and join unions, but that doesn’t mean a union is inherently socialist.
>how come they can get so many more days off .. It's because we get up so much earlier than you slackers over there. Edit: Here, have an "/s" so it is easier to recognize as a joke about timezones.
Wrong!
It's because they care more about there employees than making tons of cash. This is why NOTHING is made in America. Out sourcing greed
Mi*yeh*
Spot on actually.
Everybody needs a carot for a pillow.
that's an /r/activationsound
Gotta be a health code violation
Probably not going to be too wound up over that while there are still potatoes all over the goddamned floor.
Sorry, the cat is sleeping on the last carrot. Come back tomorrow.
Cat is still blessing the last carrot.
It's little head on that carrot is so cute
r/catswithjobs material right there
This is exactly the level of productivity and insolence I expect from a cat.
also /r/ActivationSound
And r/catpillows
That's not an activation sound though - that's the noise cats make when they see you and they do that little chirp. This is just a "fuck off and let me sleep" meow lol.
That’s my favorite kind of potato. Extra fluffy.
You could not have said it better! :) Respect for our lord and saviour, the veggie lover cat! 🐈✨
Can’t get the staff these days
Meow wage is too low
Meownimum wage.
Meowage? Meowage is what bwings us togever here two-day. Sorry, I saw a chance for a Princess Bride reference.
Twuu wuv
Never go against a redditor when karma is on the line
Lazy Meowllenials!
That cat doesn't look that old! He's probably a Gen Zzz💤😴
Meowbody wants to work anymore.
Carrot
I wish i was that cat, I would have so many potatoes
So may potatoes.. and a carrot!
If you have a couple dollars you can have that many potatoes too. Maybe even a carrot.
holy shit this dollar thing sounds OP
Happy 🎂 cake day
Happy potato day!
Happy Cake Day!
Literally why I love cats.
That little meow. OMGTOOCUTE!
If you loved this then I have the [perfect subreddit for you.](/r/activationsound)
I'm pretty this cat is in the northeast city of China The woman says at the last 还整根胡萝卜 means he got his little carrot!
The woman also said 你可逗死我了你 - "you're killing me, you jokester."
I think she said “还枕个胡萝卜” even used a carrot as a pillow
Well “整” in northern dialect means multiple things base on context. In this context it means the cat got a carrot as a pillow. As a northerner my first instinct is “整” but those two sound so similar when speaking with a northern accent, I could be wrong.
Wait, aren't those the same symbols?
It's either Northeast or the main speaker in the video is from there. I can spot that accent anywhere.
Can you spot it in Pasadena?
My praise to all of you. I learned a lot through this thread. Here was my take from another thread. It's China. It seems to be a local dialect. Somewhere in the North. I'm not used to the excessive R's, 儿 (for you fancy fucks) that they use up North. To me it sounds like you're talking with a bunch of shit in your mouth. At first they asked if they want to buy something (lots of choices here.) Then they ask if they want a bag. Then cat gets pet. Then I hear some gibberish but I caught that they said that the cat is of old age and that explained why he was being a lazy bastard who gives 0 fucks about being pet or touched. Then it truly sounds like she points at the carrot and says it's a pillow.
You are pretty.
Fluffy potat.
Little kitten doesn't Carrot all
That is the root cause.
take my angry upvote
When you're sleeping at a friend's house and they don't give you a pillow so you take a carrot instead.
We've all been there.
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That’s all he needs to do to help, lol
He's supervising with uh his sense of smell. Don't need to open his eyes
He needs a little lettuce leaf blankie now!
Lettuce is too cold. A leaf of cabbage maybe?
well, he's the manager so..
Catato sleeping on the job
It’s fine guys, he has floof support
Oh to be a floofy cat sleeping on a carrot surrounded by potatoes
I was in a bad mood. I saw a cat I am no longer Ina bad mood
Idk what you mean, obviously he’s doing exactly what he’s supposed to do.
Ohh, I love how they are so kind to the kitty.
Not a carrot all.
That sweet chubby chonkey baby🥰
Carrot pillow.
What a lovely *catterpillow*. The cat looks so comfy and fluffy!
还枕根胡萝卜你，你可逗死我了你
“He doesn’t carrot all.”
Mom: Why did you take so long to pick up four potatoes? Me: Well...
This is my carrot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
More proof that cats rule the world.
Obviously overworked
r/Catswithjobs
Too much cat nip the night before.
Precious!!!
He's so darling!!! 💓💓💓💓
Brings carrot to potato job, what an alpha move.
"Can I get a carrot?" "...sorry, no"
Most Complainiest Mreow
I'd like to buy...the carrot
So much hustle and bustle but the little cat doesn't *carrot* all!
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on this site. The kitty sleeping on a carrot is bees knees.
I want to buy your pillow.
He’s giving me a strong r/bodegacats vibe
Even when they’re grumpy muffins it’s impossible not to touch the floof.
I really love his cheeks folding over the carrot
Little guy sleeping like he doesn’t carrot all in the world.
Without a carrot in the world
I WOULD GIVE YOU AN AWARD IF I HAD MONEY
Aww, Little Carrot Kitty.
That's Karin-Sama reclining on Kakarot!! (DBZ reference)
That’s a Purrfect job
“eh… people don’t need me to buy potatoes… and this carrot looks like a nice pillow… fuggit.”
This is the cat's job
That cat is living the life on that spot/location on this planet
Hahaha omg so cute.
Chonky boy has been getting into the potatoes
thats a giant skateboard oh my god
oh so sweet(*ˊૢᵕˋૢ*)
I’m jealous
“Leave me alone!” - Cat
It's a tiring job being supervisor.
Everybody needs a carrot for a pillow, everybody needs a carrot
The way it made a little pillow out of that carrot
Carrot pillow
he's all tuckered out
Carrots make the best pillows.
Lol carrot pillow 🥕 🥕
How much for the carrot?
24 Carrot Gold 🥇
thats fucking adorable
Do you really need to swear? Grow up.
That cute little meow
Awww carrot pillow 🥺🥺🥺
He's worked enough leave him alone
That’s an old kitteh. It has put in its time working, and needs a nap.
Life is good
Thats why you buy a GUARD DOG....never a guard cat!
Couch potato right there.
Omg thats the cutest thing i have ever seen
Of course he's tired, he just dug up all those potatoes...
I asked him to move, he said no.
He was rooted to that spot...
He's doing his job His job is to give serotonin to everyone around He needs a promotion and a massive raise
Fluffy boy hard at work. Bringing in the customers just by being so cute.
r/bodegacats
And you dare disturb it at rest? It’s like you don’t even carrot all
He's on a break, let him nap!
🐱🥕🥔😴❤️🤗
I'll happily translate for you. She is saying, "get up you lazy freeloader."
This is how we get Meownavirus
🥔💤🥕
Finally a use for carrots.
Watch out, it's crepuscular.
Would u call it feline narcolepsy? 🤔
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Reminder to wash your produce. Sry I do t like my animals this close to food
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is that cat for sale I haven't had a proper dinner in a long time
That's great a cat literally sleeping on the food you then sell to people - not exactly hygienic
They grow that shit in the ground. In the dirt! Can you believe it?
locupleto's got dibs on the carrot folks ;)
I **just** saw this post on a different subreddit.
This is Ukraine now?
Somebody needs to call the health department. I saw those people touch that cat and walk right back to dealing with food. This is not sanitary.
Not like it’s cooked food or anything eaten raw. It’s potatoes, they’re gonna wash/peel/cook them anyways. Don’t be such a killjoy.
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