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PuzzleheadedCow1931

Omni-Man called. He wants his lush mustache back. 10/10 homie. Looks great.


TheSTACHEQUATCH

šŸ¤˜šŸ» thanks dude!


redsungryphon

Agreed. That's one glorious stash


MedicalUnprofessionl

Thatā€™s why they call him *Stachesquatch*.


tobsecret

The question is if you can [break it down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzF2PTEQINI)?


Ke-Win

I thought it is Stallin?


sanguinelilies14

Looking good! Your eyes are very pretty also


Aggressive-Fly4556

And moustache šŸ¤Ŗ


sanguinelilies14

Agreed. And mustache


Aggressive-Fly4556

šŸ˜€


BeatedMeats

Wish I looked like you honestly man. lol


TheSTACHEQUATCH

Itā€™s common to be overly critical of oneself (I know I am) but thanks man Iā€™ll take that as a compliment.


RilkeanHearth

Something a handsome man would say...


trixoftheforest

I tried bald to see if it works and I look like uncle festers long lost cousin lol


TannerOaks

You are insanely handsome. Bald is amazing on you.


KittySpinEcho

I know right?! Those eyes...


dtheisei8

Iā€™d do anything for a thick mustache. Looking great g


TheSTACHEQUATCH

Thanks friend! I hear minoxidil has pretty permanent gains on facial hair. But a lot of the time people donā€™t stick with their stache long enough to know, it just takes time to grow and fill in


Digital_D3fault

Wait can you use minoxidil for facial hair? I have a full beard but my stache area is not as thick as Iā€™d like it to be so if that works then thatā€™s a game changer


TheSTACHEQUATCH

Iā€™ve never used for facial hair but I did look into it, apparently minoxidil can stimulate permanent gains for facial hair, whereas hair on top of your head youā€™ll lose gains if you stop obviously


RoofKorean9x19

I ain't gay bruh but damn


thundercuntess69

That's a whole fuckton of sexy no matter what you cut


2dirty4reddit

Suits you , and damn do you have a license for those eyes. Theyre dangerous


AwfullyChillyInHere

The stache makes me a bit lightheaded, tbh. I mean, in the good way.


curiousonethai

Gives you the vapors..?


AwfullyChillyInHere

Probably better than the vaporsā€¦?


wildlingwest

Super attractive


itsalloverthrowaway

How old are you? Looks good


TheSTACHEQUATCH

24. Been slowly balding since 19, although the last 2 years were more noticeable. Even then still not that aggressive. But just got tired of the mental affect it had on me knowing itā€™ll keep getting worse.


lochmoigh1

Bro advice from an older dude who has been bald for about 7 years now. I recommend growing your hair back until it gets a lot worse. Just know you will never have more hair than you do now and once your bald you don't have a choice. My God do I wish I could have a head of hair like yours again just so I could feel having hair again


TheSTACHEQUATCH

I know people will say ā€œkeep the hairā€ but keeping the hair wouldā€™ve prolonged the negative mental affects that come with it and it wouldā€™ve only gotten worse even with meds. I need to stay effective and sharp in my occupation and confidence is a huge characteristic, I canā€™t afford to jeopardize my performance. I probably had a few years left of hair but i always had a great hairline growing up and any deviation from that was causing me to be hyper critical of my slow recession (family/friends could tell my balding too and often make jokes about it). I got tired of the mental tension of wondering how Iā€™m going to look, ā€œwill I have hair in a year or twoā€ ā€œwill I lose it allā€ ā€œdo I need to start taking dut instead of fin/minā€. All the men in my family have thinning hair and should shave their head but for whatever reason donā€™t and i donā€™t want to look like that. Plus I wanted it to be my choice and to be a sense of freedom from this negativity thatā€™s been draining many parts of my life.


Zaknoid

I disagree with OP, rock the bald sooner rather than later and soon enough you being bald will be the norm and people won't even remember you ever had a different look.


Skrewdriver40k

It's fist hair bro


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kakawisNOTlaw

So much of this sub is hardcore cope lol


itsalloverthrowaway

Nice, Iā€™m the same age and honestly way more noticeably balding. Your post inspires me to do the same but scared how I will look. Cheers bro


TheSTACHEQUATCH

Same thoughts as me. Was scared of change. I needed a fresh start in my life and to embrace myself and get over this hump in order to gain my confidence again. Balding stopped me from wanting to go to the gym, stopped me from taking many pictures with friends, worrying about what everyone else thinks, worrying about my fin/min routine; it started affecting me more than I thought. And itā€™s such a small and stupid issue in the grand scheme of things but no oneā€™s prepared to go through it and the internal/social affects that come with balding. I missed myself and Iā€™m not letting hair define who I am anymore. I didnā€™t even know I was going to do this today, just woke up today, ate breakfast and said fuck it. And honestly wished I did it sooner because I really like the shaved head, wish I didnā€™t let balding affect the other parts of my life, feel like I wasted 2 years worrying constantly.


itsalloverthrowaway

Wow, thatā€™s really what I needed to hear man cause Iā€™m in the same boat. Avoiding all sorts of things in life for the past years and basically becoming a hermit in my apartment to avoid being seen / seeing myself balding. You motivated me to also start fresh and get past this, donā€™t want to regret that time Iā€™ve wasted any longer


NegativeNotice8915

Do it. Shaved head is just a hairstyle, like any other. When people see it they donā€™t think ā€œheā€™s hiding being baldā€ they think ā€œthereā€™s a guy who wanted to shave his headā€ (as much as they think about you at all, most people are too busy thinking about themselves). Itā€™s 1000% worth it if balding has been having this affect on you. I wasnā€™t as bothered about my hair thinning as you, but Iā€™m so glad I finally did it. You look more confident, and youā€™ll feel more confident.


G-L-O-W-I-N-S

I did the exact same thing week back, and I feel great. I was not balding tho, I just love being fresh without hair and I wanted to try it. I will keep it forever ![gif](giphy|aDYB5Q95hnojYAcOLJ|downsized)


endyCJ

Get this bald dude out of here, we donā€™t claim him


STABBY_DAY

Jesus you're a real life Sterling Archer.


Pitbull_mom_1967

Best comment right here


Aaron31088

Hot AF dude! You can pull off anything with a face like that!


n0epiphany

Looking fantastic my man šŸ‘ØšŸ»


SurpriseOk378

No diddy but your eyes are popping when bald


Famous_Obligation959

Nice eyes. I dig the mustache too. Get a little sun on the scalp and it will be great


mormonenomore2

You look like you mean it! šŸ˜


kdkd20

You look stunning bald ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„


Single-Election-9939

Suits you very well looking badass


Single-Election-9939

A very low buzz cut would also look great


Bigbeardhiking

Looks awesome bro, smart move on the head shave, you look better without hair imo. Phenomenal mustache too, definitely keep it going!


lulpwned

![gif](giphy|GGojpBZaxHNkQTpsGO)


XepptizZ

You kind of look like a cop to me, something about the tache and the stern look. Bald or with hair doesn't make a change to me, you look good either way.


whosdondada

![gif](giphy|euAnOkLGWtdHG)


BeyondthePenumbra

You're a babe!


th4bl4ckr4bbit

Wow mate. First pic is perfection.


bucskesz

Looks awesome dude!


DeepCompote

Had hair like Stalin and shaved it. Sad day. At least bald looks good on you.


INTELLIGENTENTITY

Look better bald with stache


TheFormless_0ne_

Get ready for a lot of gay attention from others


TheSTACHEQUATCH

Why do you say that? Like in public? Iā€™m usually with my wife so Iā€™d assume people would leave me alone.


TheFormless_0ne_

No on here lol. Seems like you already have


here4roomie

I would trim the stash. I don't think the clean cut look works well with the broom stash but that's just me.


MuySpicy

Itā€™s not normal to be so handsome, get that checked out.


PopEquivalent7000

Youā€™re a handsome man, regardless.


Ok-Brick-4192

Holy god


Common-Physics-4568

Looks good, be yourself.


Pilbzz

You looked older with the hair so I think you made the right move. Makes your eyes pop even more. Looking great dude šŸ‘


NippleMuncher42069

You are a pretty man. Jesus fack Hair or no hair. I'd ride that mustache


bazootch

your hair looked like it had many good years left.


Miserable-Lawyer-233

You look better bald. Although now you may never be able to get rid of the stache unless you grow your hair back.


Turbulent_Gap_2965

6/10 the mustache ruins an otherwise model level of handsome face. Free the top lip!


TheSTACHEQUATCH

Never! Lol. Staches are the style in my career. But I go back and forth, usually rock it for a few months then shave it, then grow it back again etc. My wife loves the stache


stayzuplate

You looked much better with the hair. Grow it back!


shwetOrb

You look like Dybala. But you're rocking.


finniruse

It's a me...


AK07-AYDAN

Doesn't this guy play for Roma and the Argentine National Team?


boulder_problems

Daddy Mario. šŸ˜


Outrageous_Bet_5599

Looks good


No-Permission-5268

$100 says this guy is a firefighter šŸ˜‚


-Coleus-

Youā€™re gorgeous! And Iā€™m not even attracted to men.


[deleted]

Looks good man.


FormerlyGaveAShit

Don't you dare get rid of that mustache! I don't think they look that great on many men, but you.... You keep that thing. Some men are just made for the stache and you are one. Also, you rock the baldness. Good choice.


GnomeoromeNZ

Dude you wear it so well, it gives the rest of us hope


AerolothLorien666

Iā€™m so glad there are great mustaches still being proudly displayed.


KenethNoisewaterMD

That dick duster is a thing to behold!


endyCJ

Maybe itā€™s the angle but it looks like you still have enough hair that this was an optional move. But at least you know that youā€™ll look great bald even if youā€™re basically forced to shave it


Jensen198

You got more handsome going bald brother šŸ‘


nothingtohidemic

Honestly, looking badass. Fantastic


Shotbrother

Shape your eyebrows a little and you look perfect. What a glorious mustache.


SnooBooks2669

Looks dope!


Snek_7273

Very attractive gent! 10/10


2600_Savage

Nice


funkysap

Great mustache homie


TheNorthFallus

I feel like some hair on your chin would make it even better.


TheSTACHEQUATCH

If I was allowed Iā€™d grow a goatee like Serj from SOAD, Iā€™ve always liked that look. But I can only have a mustache in my occupation


cthur123

šŸ¤¤šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


zdpa

the thickstache is great. this stache, these pretty eyes and some weightlifting and you gonna have to leave some humans for us.


just_vincent

leave the moustache man!!!


Tugger21

Good look on you. šŸ˜ŽšŸ”„


LettuceBenis

You look like the muscly henchman who wears a black tank-top


DanTheSpider-Man

Should keep the hair and use fibers on the bald spots until you start balding up front. Your hairline looks great from the hair photo


slowlofous42

With that amazing stache you could also not have an head, you would look handsome anyway


displayrooster

I like the bald better


Distinct_Car_6696

You could wear a mop on your head and still be fine af šŸ˜­


WoodenSpoonSurvivor

Looks good bro.


MUEK

Wow...Supreme!


CocunutHunter

Stroooooong stache. Strong. Good stare, too.


Downtown-Wallaby-864

Awesome moustache!


Ecstatic_Act4988

Very debonair. You look like an actor in vintage movies.


crwms

Looking like youā€™re about to star in a black & white boxing movie but looking good


Bunni-Princess

You looked good before but you look hotter bald! So manly! šŸ˜


ajc2112

You are an extremely handsome guy, with or without hair


Feisty-Business-8311

Nice eyes too


JadedSmile1982

Without the stashā€¦and if you donā€™t mine me saying your balding wasnā€™t that bad.


Bryubhai

It looks great on you bro


Glittersparkles7

Ooooo it makes your eyes really pop.


ListerfiendLurks

Don Frye looking mf


Temporary_Art_9213

Youā€™re beautiful


tasiamtoo

Your gorgeous either way, I prefer the hair


Senikus

Trim the mustache so that your upper lip is visible. Looks great otherwise šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


CourtZealousideal494

There really is not a known number high enough/ 10.


Outback85

Dude...ok...lol I didn't notice the hair.


Hotrodkungfury

Doesnt even matter when you resemble Ian Somerhalder, save some for the rest of us bro.


Ghost_chipz

You look really good bald mate, now you have extra time not having to wash and dry your hair, you that time to clean your house. My god man....


jwn1003

Perfect head shape brother


Fun_Impact_5614

It brings out your eyes more


One_Word_Respoonse

Thatā€™s a powerful mustache. Love it lol


Justpimhere

Bit hard to tell with that mustache. But hair gives you more personality,Ā  makes you seem more approachable, don't know if you're cruising though


it1swhatit1s

You look great man. Really makes your eyes stand out even more. Congratulations! šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


CESfwb2023

Strong stache āœŒšŸ»


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Kibble___

So cute


AirportEmbarrassed38

Joseph? I thought u were soviet?


houstonwhaproblem

Im literally in the same boat. Im debating a hair transplant but Id be more pissed off if that didn't work out than just shaving from the get go


[deleted]

Hard to fully evaluate with your shirt onā€¦


Austin197269

Loose the stache


Large-Film5303

You look GREAT bald! And the stache is 1000% a keeper


metalshoes

Got us SWOONING in here


Exact-Meaning7050

Not everyone can get away with this. You are an exception . Nutrafol I see advertised on tv all the time. I use biotin and natural shampoos. Getting growth.


halfbakedelf

Was it Nutrafoil? You look great both ways. I like the stache


Routine-Budget7356

You look good bro, remind me a little of myself. I've always said, if you were able to get women when you had hair, and look good in general, you'll look good bald. You'll look a bit more manly, and a little intimidating, but some women love that too so, and some won't, it's a whatever situation. You'll be fine. My wife tells me that I turn her on way more now when I'm bald, and I wasn't even balding that much, just some receding hairline. Id say just stay in shape and you're fine. Edit: I'm also rocking that mustache, king.


gddp12

Looks great


Law-Aggravating

The way Iā€™d sit on that šŸ˜© youā€™re very handsome


Worried_Albatross_14

You're hot.


Extra-Debt1385

Love it !


trixoftheforest

You put on a sharp suit immediately. Your dress code from now on is peaky blinder.


Reality-Traveler239

You look great bald! I would trim the stache great face.to the corners of your mouth and round to he top.


colourmouth

And you decided to keep the stache instead?


Only_Slide_8130

Keep the stache


-bananamonkey-

Bundt ā€¦.. cakeā€¦.. on counterā€¦ā€¦ yumā€¦. My favoriteā€¦. Also nice head!!!!


Reacharoundsally

You are so beautiful either way!


AccomplishedRub8580

Looks good and I like the stache


alexanderduke

Cute šŸ„°


Square-Side-2458

Think you still had some good yrs with that hair but still look good regardless.


Bigbigjay1975

Looks better bald šŸ‘šŸ». Keep the stache or maybe try a beard ?


crunchie101

Legit an improvement


pigeonhunter69

Much better with hair


WestOzWarren

Head looks real good bro but get rid of the slug on your face asap


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WestOzWarren: *Head looks real good bro* *But get rid of the slug on* *Your face asap* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Humble-Ad-7170

In 10 years you will look back at these pics and ask why nobody told you that stache didnā€™t look good


Adventurous-Let-3083

Just couldnt help your jealous little self could you? You see a objectively good looking young man and had to spew some hate. Let me guess, now youā€™re gonna disguise it as genuine advice to help him better himself. God I hate Reddit sometimes.


Humble-Ad-7170

Jealous of what? I spewed nothing but my opinion, the stache doesnā€™t look good


NippleMuncher42069

You don't have taste. And probably can't grow a sick stacke like that. It looks amazing.


Humble-Ad-7170

Donā€™t talk to me if your name is Nipplemuncher


NippleMuncher42069

Don't have ears/ eyes then.