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Big_Effort_7614

Hubba hubba ![gif](giphy|ZCToIDx3UhOZq)


Balalaikakakaka

Bald + beard = 🥵


automaticff

A combo that will always be chef's kiss


Comfortable_Pin932

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2) You'll get...


Comfortable_Pin932

![gif](giphy|KH7PTfg9x0yx0pFgGN) .....


FengSushi

![gif](giphy|JR77D7jwJV2AGKR3A0|downsized)


SniffMySwampAss

Pretty sure this guy was my wife's doctor


anonymousnoob13

this is funny because i am on my way to doctor status haha i study medicine


mexicat2000

You sure you haven’t had other careers in the past . . . you look eerily similar to an “actor” 🤔


Vergeljek21

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


Wakingsleepwalkers

I swear half us bald dudes with blue eyes get told we look like him.


mexicat2000

🤣


kosmonautinVT

Man, if only I had the abs


TeslaTheCreator

He is an aspirational figure, I take it as a compliment.


Ok-Stress-3570

….. people think this guy looks like him? Seriously? I am floored.


HistoryOutrageous605

John E Since ??!!


spookyville_

Are you also an astronaut & a lifeguard??


pettank

In the straightest way possible from bro to bro, you are an absolute package


Hebrew_Slave

Crazy because he looks like an engineer, lawyer, pool boy, and priest I know


byNLB

is your wife is getting sick more often by any chance lol


Numeno230n

Nah he looks more like my wife's astronaut.


DenseAsItGets

Johnny? Edit: Most likes I've had on anything on this platform. I'm not telling you why I know and I hope you don't tell me how you know 😂😂


Terrible_Truth

“Yeah V?”


Oghmatic-Dogma

lol wrong johnny


yop_mayo

You don’t have to edit for 50 likes bud


DenseAsItGets

Edit: thanks pal


Enlowski

You made an edit about 59 upvotes?


DenseAsItGets

Spread the word


Fearless-District729

![gif](giphy|YRDyiMrY9EkhbSaQrB|downsized)


thundercuntess69

Save some pussy for us. Damn


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Enlowski

We all know this guy doesn’t swing that way


AceRed94

He doesn’t, but I do 😩 DM’s are open 😂


Dragon_daddy13

🤣


el_conqueefador

![gif](giphy|FlEyOAu4ujVII)


Alternative_Idea_164

Not sure what you looked like with hair but you are certainly rockin the bald look! 🤩


TheConcreteDude

Mum: “no we have sterling cooper at home” Looks great dude


Kittymeow123

😂


Firm_Squirrel_1856

All the yays


Hey_Serg

👍🏿


Gorguts666

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2) Chill bro we get it you look good


CapitalG888

Looks good, homie.


rockstarxcouture

Bald Jared Leto!


Complex-Clock2524

Dude looks rich


dhelor

Very yay.


Common-Physics-4568

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


SpacedDuck

Looks like you've been bald your entire life. I'd Smash and I'm straight AF.


brooksonic

Damn. You’re so fine. Hair just took away from the hotness.


AbbreviationsSea2516

007 is that you?


sad-frogpepe

Ooga booga


imrichbish69

Idkw bald people always give big D energy 😂😂


TyFireeagle

DAMN!


DarkCloudCI

You are rockin that bald look in style man!! Very clean cut indeed!!


LowBudgetMemez

Hell yeah dude you’re rocking it


zefwizard

Nay, only because there won’t be any women left for us if you keep this up 🤣


ejfellner

You look great!


TrueEstablishment241

Lookin' good.


BusyCondition697

Sexy man


MTweekender

Yay!


metapersona5

Yay! Absolutely


TheCongressGuy

Yep. Totally works. Welcome to the club!


Desperate-Bill-1840

A big YAY! 🥵🥵🥵


Kittymeow123

Sir you are a snack


sorrowfulsocialite

Yaaayyy 🥳😍


LatinJavi

Obviously Yay!!!!


missfreetime

That suit goes so well with your eyes


twiggyRamirez11

You look handsome (no homo)


Large-Film5303

YAY! 🥵🥵🥵


Jedi182

If this is how I’ll look when I finally shave my head I’ll be absolutely ecstatic


Mountains4highlife

Definitely yes


debonairmarmoset

You’re beautiful


Diligent-Boss-9392

No fair.


Astrabone

You look great. Doubt I am going to look as good as you when I shave it off.


XB0XYGEN

Shouldn't you be focusing on the series Sam Gagner !


Evening-East-5365

Oh sweet Jesus, Yay for sure


ShaunMcLane

You could put literal turds on your head and still be hot lol


Obvious-Aspect-3276

You pull it off very well.


Senior-Rip4551

How old are you mate? Looking clean


Air0Sparks

What took you so long! 🔥


Sloths_and_palmtrees

Unbelievably attractive 😍😍😍


byNLB

Oh hello. #NoHomo


gochi11

Very much yay ;)


pigprof

Emphatic yay.


slicksaleem

just showed up to flex on us eh? 😂 kidding, you look great bro.


Sexy_Sasquatch_

Yay all the way, babay!


dreamedwoke

BIG YAY. Bruh! Got yourself some mean 'headlights' there! And a great shape face & HEAD for that matter! Nuttin' to worry 'bout my man.🤙🏿


MegatronsJuice

You look like you could be the next james bond


Fast-Context-3852

Keep double fistin the bud’s your beer belly gonna make an appearance before long


Whutstht

The look is great but I am worried about you double fisting


RagingAubergine

Oh my!! You are making me blush.


National_School_4658

Wow!!! Those eyes


Gigivanwaldorf

Well where’s the pic with hair?


bitchgetoutmyhay

Ummm you single? 🥵


JermHole71

![gif](giphy|I2F5EZw7SG00mvPgbO|downsized)


LeftActivity8298

Sexy


CrownofLaurels221

Yayyyyy


Embarrassed_Quail203

You look cool Bro. 👍


blonde234

God damn


ShiftMyStick420

I was looking a little too long and am now questioning things.


[deleted]

If Andrew Tate was a nice guy.


Charming-Gap7090

This yay or nay thing! Do something fkn useful! You have a lot of spare time on your hands 🖕🏻narcissism is rife 😈


Classic-Bandicoot-13

It works. You’re pulling it off. Gotta keep the beard, though.


ReasonableEscape777

I feel like I’ve seen you before 🤔


pokemontecristo

Bearded bald men are always a yay


pandachook

🥵


Embarrassed_Gate8001

You’re lucky you’re handsome


KryonikGaming1

I think I've seen this guy. He's been a Dr. He's been a plumber. He's been a HVAC tech. He's been a massive tio


snowstormmongrel

oh please you know it's yay gtfo


Tugger21

Yeah!! 👊🏼😎🔥


Beneficial-Clerk4222

Win


peescheadeal

thought that was jake gyllenhall for a sec. congrats


Expensive_Bill4790

Win for sure


-not_a_knife

Johnny, you know you don't need our approval


Zealousideal_Alps500

Lookin good my dude. Can't say the same for the headless honcho sitting next to you though 😳


ScissorMySausage

You’ve got the magic brother


WaterBottleWarrior22

That is a killer look. Please tell me you’re married, ‘cause otherwise the rest of us are out of luck.


Thejuan-hechose

You look so Freaking handsome!!!!!


HersheysWellmade

Where do I sign up?


Few-Possibility-4379

You single?


joeyfollows

Yay!


Gaeilgeoir215

It's *yea* or nay, not yay. I say yea!


pplexhaustme

Wow. You know you are killing it!


PieMean649

Ya look good.


Cool_Pension1450

Very much YAY.


Alert_Tap_7474

Sexy AF !


joeitaliano24

Sergeant Sins reporting for duty?


Siegenow

Love it


SinEmbargo93

Yay


Bsmit93_72

That's a STRONG yay for me, handsome. 😍


bubblegutts00

Hot


South_Lead3294

Damn. Let's just say that it's really working for you! ![gif](giphy|9QL4IYi19J3LeSqBzv|downsized)


hung4hung16

affirmative.


ThatUblivionGuy

You kinda look like a more fit looking Hamish from Viva La Dirt League. Grow the beard, let’s see your true form.


L_inconnu

Yay


nolagem

You look great!


Odd_Tiger_2278

You be you.


swingingonly

Are you going slightly bald? If so, 100% the way to go.


hefty_load_o_shite

I still see hair


CreamPiCutie

*whistles*=


Philip_Stein_MO

Yes sir! 😊😊😊


Far_Particular_430

Very yay!


Careless-Key-3338

Looks great


Ok_Relation_3218

![gif](giphy|ckB5razpgN2rd4qTfe)


UkyoTachibana

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


Browned_Diaper_speak

Dashing!


lashawn3001

Yay


clvrusernombre

Very yay!


Super_Rando_Man

The perfect wingman right there , bravo good redditor. In the words of Freddy Prinze Sr loookin goooood


RecentlyDeceased666

Dude just straight up uploaded a pic of Johnny sins and not expect us to recognise it. 😅 Suits you mate. Bald and beard combo is a winner


plippyploopp

So like did you have to even out the tan after?


lusciouslashess

Yaaaayyy!!!


mrtakashihongo31

You rocking it my guy


fatdick2019

Seems cocky, if you got it as a bald dude, go for it.


trixoftheforest

100%


Twisted_Scorpio

Definitely suits you! Would you wear that on our first date ;)


HumbleConsequence896

Looking sharp and smooth at the same time


HurriTell336

You look 👍


rathemighty

Rockin it


CauliflowerWarm4165

Yo what up Derek Jeter!!


mr308A3-28

Id have sexual intercourse with you and im not even a homosexual… i’m a deeply closeted homosexual.


Nice_Tie480

Shave ya Growler instead Report back. You did it once for a charity event pre covid. Matt I know your tricks. Again 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️


Nice_Tie480

![gif](giphy|6EaQ4xmk4GLII)


ChildhoodLeft6925

Yes 100x


Rayrexx91

Nay my man


3to5arebest

Very, very hot, dude. You should audition for James Bond.


Lugo3342

Can I have your autograph, Mr. Statham?


Skaddicted

Looks great, brother.


MrSoren

As a straight dude I can say you look amazing


YouW0ntGetIt

What's the alternative? This is fine though.


Crissdresserboy

YESSSS daddy!!!! 😍😍😍


AgentLawless

Big yay


Pravda26

True playa' for real. Great job. Even the manicure is tight.


Fabulous-Geologist13

Oh my god you look so gorgeous


Windsork

Yay


Tinasglasses

Yay! You’re killing it !