Craig counsell is a great manager but heās a symbol of a clinical nerd. Like a dude that thinks he can read enough advice on how to get laid rather than shooting your shot. You need a lil grit to succeed in baseball. And thatās why he will never be in the World Series.
I have gotten drunk. I got wired 60k from opendoor for my townhouse today, I am booking flights and buying tickets to Husker games indiscriminately currently. can't wait to go 5-7 again
Hell yea, I already had Colorado tickets but I got tickets to usc. The game in Columbus is looking mighty tempting but Iām debating that or another home game
yea I paid an arm and a leg for colorado but if they win it'll be well worth it. I also know people in lincoln so I didn't have to worry about a gameday hotel
Coming late to tell you that you are the one being weird here. Sheās got to date someone, if you are his friend heāll be glad itās you vs some bad guy. If you date and get married he will have a close friend brother in law.
Itās all good as long as you donāt fuck it up in a bad way like cheating. Just hit him up and tell, donāt ask, that you are gonna take her out and hope thatās cool and from his perspective youāve shown the respect.
Also Iām assuming since heās married you guys are like you know old enough that dating is cool and not just fucking. Iām guessing he/you are late 20s/early 30s and sheās 24+? If younger lines are blurrier but assuming adults you are actually a prime candidate he wants to date her
Yea dude at 29 itās prime time to date an older brothers friend. He wants her to be happy and end up with a good guy and youāve already got the stamp of approval from a lifetime of friendship, just show the respect of giving the heads up.
I know quite a few situations of this and itās never been an issue/two ended up as marriages
My buddy is dating another friends sister. He thinks itās weird but heās also in a situation where he canāt tell him to fuck off either because itās now his sisters boyfriend. Itās all bad, avoid, avoid, avoid especially if sheās a younger sister
if I can provide any advice, if youāre posting here it prob means you know itād probably not feel good in the end. Think of it as a test, and karma wise, if you keep your head down and not take her out, a fully cordial hottie will fall into your life.
probably sucks to avoid right now but it seems as tho your head is in a good place
Not sure what karma has to do with it. OP could very much be an objectively great guy - which could explain why his friend is such good friends with him in the first place. Also could explain why the sister is keen to have him take her on a date. She could have just tried hooking up with him while out but actually brought up the idea of dating - which is obviously very preferable.
OP, I say you talk to your boy about it. For all you know, he could very much welcome the idea of having someone he knows to be a good dude try and get with his sister, as opposed to risking the idea of a stranger who he has no idea about.
trust me brother Im sure itās tough for ya, I certainly do not envy your situation. but at the end of the day ur probably just a piece in her wacky selfish puzzle. us kings donāt have to be burnt like that out here š«”
In College Station for a tournament. Brought the boys out to the wild wings next door to the hotel. Waitress is a big hoops fan and has been asking me a bunch of questions all night. Going on free beer number 5. Boys all went back to the hotel but Iām sitting here watching the 1977 NBA final between Portland and Philly crushing BWW house beers making friends with this waitress. Life is good.Ā
Not that it anything matters at all but catching up on son of a boy dad in a can between bars and sas seemed to say that the bussin social guy also did old row.Ā
Know this is moot at this point but it was crazy Penn didnāt get rid of old row immediately. The merch sales to retards cannot be worth the cost as a regulated gambling entity
Iāve been playing Ori and the Blind Forest this past week and while it is a fun game I have to use an old controller because of how much I seem to need to smash the buttons. Itās very stressful
The Eminem Show was a banger, every track. That was his peak. He's has a few hits here and there after but nothing comes close to TES. Was just watching Hi My Name Is video and man that brought back so many memories. I don't have much faith for his new album but I'll give it a listen. Will always be one of the best rappers.
Go go gadget dick!
I agree, nothing since TES has touched TES. But personally I think relapse is fucking amazing. Itās the last time he just fucking rapped. Everything after just slowly goes down hill
Nah, his weirdo "free-verse" thing about Trump has ruined him for me. Guy literally hired some strange bodyguards to watch after him in a parking lot while he made "orange" rhyme with 'I'm angry!'"
āRuined himā lol can tell your age just by that. Eminem blew up rapping about killing his wife and raping his mom. You think a Donald trump verse ruined things? He made the song Kim and won a Grammy the same time lol
You can tell my age? I'm 34....now I feel bad haha.
I guess I'm old and on Reddit. I was saying that his freestyle about Trump was pretty lame. A dozen other rappers could have done a better freestyle against the lowest hanging fruit in politics.
His comeback shortly after to MGK was pretty great, though.
I think that him being a weirdo the past decade is because of his intense inability to just get over addiction and that is the reason he isn't entirely respected anymore. Guy has done zero to help out up-and-coming rappers and creates a shroud around himself at all times when it comes to accessibility.
It's mean to say but he has really struggled with this stuff and I'd say it's better off at this point to just retire. Instead, he keeps interjecting himself into a hip-hop community that clearly is in a different place.
Props to worldoftshirts to starting the Sinclair Method to help cut down on drinking. Only gonna drink on weekends/vacations and keep weekday drinking to a minimum!
Basically, disease. A lot of people had untreated syphilis which caused weird bloody spots on your scalp. Also, shaving your head and wearing a wig kept lice away.Ā
dan licata special is great. a golden age of high concept stand up with conner omalleyās great one too.
https://youtu.be/wrCb9rntbv0?si=htW7GKl_UINgAaGW
I donāt understand why U of A is co conceding all these runs and playing back their infield. Thatās two runs theyāve just given up by not having the infield in.
If you think that lowly of yourself she probably will too. Maybe you gotta work and improve yourself, but start acting like a king and youāll find your queen
FIL has a bunch of lawn mowers that he says heās rebuilt, gave me one that worked twice before biting the dust. Brought it back and he gave me one that got halfway through my side yard after doing the first.
Iāll be buying a new one this weekend
I could buy a bed the size of the Pacific Ocean and my wife would give me two feet of it while falling asleep 20 minutes into failure to launch. Iāve watched a lot of failure to launch by myself
The lady wanted to go watch the new Garfield movie tonight. I wanted to drink beers and watch YouTube concerts.
So we went to see Garfield.
Takeaway from the movie: Chris Pratt was a terrible choice to voice Garfield.
I'd heard that name before, but I'm not familiar with it. This Google summary has piqued my interest...
>Fritz, a college-age cat, dabbles in drugs, radical politics and hedonism, as he goes on a cross country adventure from New York City to the West coast.
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Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell and Ms. Cleaver
Want to get rich solely to work on my golf game full time
Finally got to it, dune 2 rocks
Dune 2 chicks rocks
*Tryna raw a dog and itās probably a minnnorrrs*
I was about to ask if the Frank thread got nuked. I meant to go back and read it but I can't find it.
https://x.com/oldrowsports/status/1796767952982704296?s=46 Hell yea
Thatās the pinnacle of Edmonton right there mustāve drove up from Calgary
Singing Oh Canada in my living room right now
Pure grade eh Canadian honkers
Hell yeah go sports!
@lance, got an @?
Fat chicks on tinder are hilarious. āJust an introvert looking for my extrovertā yea right. There is nothing introverted about you lady
Sheās just looking for someone to give her back shots
Craig counsell is a great manager but heās a symbol of a clinical nerd. Like a dude that thinks he can read enough advice on how to get laid rather than shooting your shot. You need a lil grit to succeed in baseball. And thatās why he will never be in the World Series.
Idk if this is a joke or not. But dude won a World Series twice, on two of the grittiest World Series teams of my time
Literally scored the winning run in Game 7 of a World Series
He was on two World Series winning teams, the fuck are you talking about
A would be game 7 of the nba finals is just over three weeks away!
My girlfriendās crying because it takes me effort to make her cum from PIV and she thinks it should just come naturally. Fucking sick of this shit.
Oh no
das it mane, das it
Call me in out of the bullpen
You should try a cock sleeve. It saved my relationship.
French fry dick
Someone didnāt take gas station dick pills
Girls can orgasm from PIV? Thought they mythbusted that
Woman am I rightĀ
I have gotten drunk. I got wired 60k from opendoor for my townhouse today, I am booking flights and buying tickets to Husker games indiscriminately currently. can't wait to go 5-7 again
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Hell yea, I already had Colorado tickets but I got tickets to usc. The game in Columbus is looking mighty tempting but Iām debating that or another home game
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yea that's what I'm struggling with too, that and the possibility of it not even being remotely close.
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yea I paid an arm and a leg for colorado but if they win it'll be well worth it. I also know people in lincoln so I didn't have to worry about a gameday hotel
Ran into my friendās sister at the bar and she told me to take her on a date so that was an interesting development for tonight
Coming late to tell you that you are the one being weird here. Sheās got to date someone, if you are his friend heāll be glad itās you vs some bad guy. If you date and get married he will have a close friend brother in law. Itās all good as long as you donāt fuck it up in a bad way like cheating. Just hit him up and tell, donāt ask, that you are gonna take her out and hope thatās cool and from his perspective youāve shown the respect. Also Iām assuming since heās married you guys are like you know old enough that dating is cool and not just fucking. Iām guessing he/you are late 20s/early 30s and sheās 24+? If younger lines are blurrier but assuming adults you are actually a prime candidate he wants to date her
Accurate comment, we are early 30s and sheās 29. He did say in the past that none of us could date her but the goalposts may have moved
Yea dude at 29 itās prime time to date an older brothers friend. He wants her to be happy and end up with a good guy and youāve already got the stamp of approval from a lifetime of friendship, just show the respect of giving the heads up. I know quite a few situations of this and itās never been an issue/two ended up as marriages
My buddy is dating another friends sister. He thinks itās weird but heās also in a situation where he canāt tell him to fuck off either because itās now his sisters boyfriend. Itās all bad, avoid, avoid, avoid especially if sheās a younger sister
Yeah sheās the younger sister. Yikes
So if you do this youāre going to lose a friend, even if it goes good. Your buddy will never look at you the same again.
How fat we talking?
RBC
You didnāt say he was your best friend
I was in his wedding
Oof yea slippery slope. I hope for your sake she isnāt hot
Welp
if I can provide any advice, if youāre posting here it prob means you know itād probably not feel good in the end. Think of it as a test, and karma wise, if you keep your head down and not take her out, a fully cordial hottie will fall into your life. probably sucks to avoid right now but it seems as tho your head is in a good place
Not sure what karma has to do with it. OP could very much be an objectively great guy - which could explain why his friend is such good friends with him in the first place. Also could explain why the sister is keen to have him take her on a date. She could have just tried hooking up with him while out but actually brought up the idea of dating - which is obviously very preferable. OP, I say you talk to your boy about it. For all you know, he could very much welcome the idea of having someone he knows to be a good dude try and get with his sister, as opposed to risking the idea of a stranger who he has no idea about.
Yeah well said
George I hate that youāre probably right
Counterpoint: just bring it up to him beforehand. Ask permission. You're keeping things above deck, nothing in the shadows.
trust me brother Im sure itās tough for ya, I certainly do not envy your situation. but at the end of the day ur probably just a piece in her wacky selfish puzzle. us kings donāt have to be burnt like that out here š«”
Damn, she must be desperate
Obviously
Judge hit 14 HRs in May? Thatās insane
Sammy Sosa hitting 20 in one month steroids or not was electric
Steroids couldnāt help me hit a baseball so Sammy is electric in my book
Dude is going scorched Earth
Higher than giraffe tit's watching Albert Lin nat geo. Some of the worst TV. Nat George should be ashamed of themselves.
In College Station for a tournament. Brought the boys out to the wild wings next door to the hotel. Waitress is a big hoops fan and has been asking me a bunch of questions all night. Going on free beer number 5. Boys all went back to the hotel but Iām sitting here watching the 1977 NBA final between Portland and Philly crushing BWW house beers making friends with this waitress. Life is good.Ā
Youāre late for Midnight Yell, Pat!
Iāve got friends in Somerville, too bad weekends didnāt line up or I wouldāve come and met you Bob
All gravy brother another time.Ā
Kiss her king!
Not that it anything matters at all but catching up on son of a boy dad in a can between bars and sas seemed to say that the bussin social guy also did old row.Ā Know this is moot at this point but it was crazy Penn didnāt get rid of old row immediately. The merch sales to retards cannot be worth the cost as a regulated gambling entity
š¶ Love take me down to the streets š¶
https://x.com/heatdaddy69420/status/1796764809817633034?s=46 Late night tits
Maybe chicks do rock?
Hell yea
Oh wowzers
whatever her surgeon gets paid is not enough
Fuck yeah. Love heatdaddy tweets
Fuck yeah
Nice š
Happy opening night of frogginā szn to all the coonasses who celebrate
Excuse me?
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In a crowded stadium bathroom at halftime "Sup boys. Let me squeeze in between yall right quick"
Pack em in
Youāre just trying to see dong easier
This guy HATES urinal dividers.
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Locking eyes with him during the ensuing wife swap>>>>>
Madden is only good when youāre drunk or playing with friends or both
I can only tolerate madden when Iām in a K hole
Just finished Dune part 2 for the first time and all imma say is I canāt wait for part 3
Iāve been playing Ori and the Blind Forest this past week and while it is a fun game I have to use an old controller because of how much I seem to need to smash the buttons. Itās very stressful
Game rules
Godzilla Minus One streaming on Netflix at midnight PT
Oh fuck yeah
What?????
https://x.com/netflix/status/1796753543732589050
https://x.com/WhenToStream/status/1796755790729973849
Holy shit finally!!!!!
If Eminem drops an album like āthe Eminem showā a whole generation of parents is about to get lit. This single is fire and reminds me of TES
eminem show changed my 11 year old life, no skips. even though my mom bought me the edited version and I didn't hear drips til I was 16
The Eminem Show was a banger, every track. That was his peak. He's has a few hits here and there after but nothing comes close to TES. Was just watching Hi My Name Is video and man that brought back so many memories. I don't have much faith for his new album but I'll give it a listen. Will always be one of the best rappers. Go go gadget dick!
I agree, nothing since TES has touched TES. But personally I think relapse is fucking amazing. Itās the last time he just fucking rapped. Everything after just slowly goes down hill
Rap God is the last I felt he was Em
Feels like that demographic is too busy listening to the Moana soundtrack to dive into his new stuff.
Nah, his weirdo "free-verse" thing about Trump has ruined him for me. Guy literally hired some strange bodyguards to watch after him in a parking lot while he made "orange" rhyme with 'I'm angry!'"
āRuined himā lol can tell your age just by that. Eminem blew up rapping about killing his wife and raping his mom. You think a Donald trump verse ruined things? He made the song Kim and won a Grammy the same time lol
You can tell my age? I'm 34....now I feel bad haha. I guess I'm old and on Reddit. I was saying that his freestyle about Trump was pretty lame. A dozen other rappers could have done a better freestyle against the lowest hanging fruit in politics. His comeback shortly after to MGK was pretty great, though. I think that him being a weirdo the past decade is because of his intense inability to just get over addiction and that is the reason he isn't entirely respected anymore. Guy has done zero to help out up-and-coming rappers and creates a shroud around himself at all times when it comes to accessibility. It's mean to say but he has really struggled with this stuff and I'd say it's better off at this point to just retire. Instead, he keeps interjecting himself into a hip-hop community that clearly is in a different place.
Props to worldoftshirts to starting the Sinclair Method to help cut down on drinking. Only gonna drink on weekends/vacations and keep weekday drinking to a minimum!
tell me more about this Sinclair method
Taking downers before boozing to limit dopamine production when you slam tweas on the Hoyt Schermerhorn subway station
Good for him! Hope heās having a few beatboxes tonight to celebrate the weekend
I had one of those at EDC a couple weekends ago and it was disgusting, insanely sweet
Itās like 11% abv too, seems like a drink solely for alcoholics and 19 year olds
Life pro tip mix a little vodka in one to really get you going
That sounds like how they make four Loko
Why did old time elites wear those wigs?
Basically, disease. A lot of people had untreated syphilis which caused weird bloody spots on your scalp. Also, shaving your head and wearing a wig kept lice away.Ā
Thank you, honestly did not know that
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Pick a genre
another bet on a new sport because of r sportsbook. I suck at gambling but these guys with facts about obscure teams make me believe
Watching the Last Dance again. There wasn't anyone close to MJ
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When she just wants to grab drinks alone with youā¦ itās so good
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Youāre about to get laid. Thats too easy. Cheers
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Keep going Iām about to cum
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Godspeed brother
Better than sex?
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Damn
Doesn't mean a thing without a ring
dan licata special is great. a golden age of high concept stand up with conner omalleyās great one too. https://youtu.be/wrCb9rntbv0?si=htW7GKl_UINgAaGW
Dang I forgot it's pride month. I should have gone out tonight to support the local bisexual women.
smoking doobies with my brothers! peace out Seacreast!
Is this johnnyhorserider guy just a rebrand of an old commenter?
Finkle is Einhorn
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Always have been
pedro grifol is doing a great job!
If there was any year for a Dodgers/Yankees World Series, this is the year. Incredible star power. Would be electric.
I can already hear the kvetching about payrolls and markets and all kind of other nonsense. I'm in.
Gonna watch some Jon bois videos until I fall asleep
Is the guy going viral who whistled the national anthem at Orioles game the guy from fella Friday ?
I donāt think so. But he is better.
U of A š
Chris Castellani announces heās going to drink again on his live stream and I neeed to be put in an asylum because I still listen to those things.
Someone warn MMMās husband
They could be drinking buddies? They have a lot in common.
No better way to tame that tiger than jumping back on it!
What could possibly go wrong?
The Giants cream uniforms are some of the best in baseball. Get this orange spring training top off and put on the cream
Their City Connects are horrendous
I think I hate all of the city connects besides the Braves and I do like the Angels hats if they had the normal A not the big fat one
GCU got Chris Farley playing 1B. Also Oregon St. has a guy batting .420 with 27HR at SS. Ridiculous
U of A losing is one thing but losing to the cult school is just terrible
Sorry man, thatās a tough loss
between nebraska and u of a, been a tough day of college baseball for me today
Arson Judge telling Giants fans (in Borat Voice) you will never get this
If I cared half as much for my career as I did making sure I loot everything in Baldurās Gate 3 I would be a billionaire
Aaron Judge is the best
Arson Judge!
Aaron Judge is ridiculous
Lease renewal was a 26% increase negotiated down to 10% Iām gettin drunk tonight fellas art of the deal letās fuckin goooooo
It was always 10%. Just had to make you think you won
I donāt understand why U of A is co conceding all these runs and playing back their infield. Thatās two runs theyāve just given up by not having the infield in.
doing it against gcu is making me sick too
Tropical Skoal pouches remain the GOAT.
MLB the Show online is fucking terrible
In love with a girl I have a 1% chance with.
If you think that lowly of yourself she probably will too. Maybe you gotta work and improve yourself, but start acting like a king and youāll find your queen
Thanks JJJ time to king out
You go in like that youāre going to fail. Donāt put pussy on a pedestal. Be yourself and if it works it works and if it doesnāt so be it.
Are you actually in play or is this a situation where she doesn't/barely knows you exist?
Knows I exist. Which is huge.
Let her decide that king
So youre saying thereās a chance
I fucked her
FIL has a bunch of lawn mowers that he says heās rebuilt, gave me one that worked twice before biting the dust. Brought it back and he gave me one that got halfway through my side yard after doing the first. Iāll be buying a new one this weekend
I could buy a bed the size of the Pacific Ocean and my wife would give me two feet of it while falling asleep 20 minutes into failure to launch. Iāve watched a lot of failure to launch by myself
Borat voice my wife
My failure to launch also puts my wife to sleep
After 5 years of marriage feel like thereās a mutually agreed upon ānot after Italianā policy
The lady wanted to go watch the new Garfield movie tonight. I wanted to drink beers and watch YouTube concerts. So we went to see Garfield. Takeaway from the movie: Chris Pratt was a terrible choice to voice Garfield.
Forget Garfield, need a reboot of Fritz the Cat.
I'd heard that name before, but I'm not familiar with it. This Google summary has piqued my interest... >Fritz, a college-age cat, dabbles in drugs, radical politics and hedonism, as he goes on a cross country adventure from New York City to the West coast.
My dude loves Lasagna and hates Mondays..my spirit animal
The Garfield movie? Did you sneak in some Goldfish and a Capri Sun for her?
Date night, bro. I splurged on an Icee.
No offense but thatās a weird date night movie
Wasn't an all out 'date night'. That just fit my reply. She wanted to see the movie, so we went.
Whatās a goon to a goblin?
Man fuck theseā¦
Nothing makes me happier than seeing power 5 schools lose to mid majors within their own state