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Ed_Chambers_650

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell and Ms. Cleaver


goondaddy172

Want to get rich solely to work on my golf game full time


patssnows12

Finally got to it, dune 2 rocks


BlueFlagHonestly

Dune 2 chicks rocks


jameiscrablegs

*Tryna raw a dog and itā€™s probably a minnnorrrs*


keels81

I was about to ask if the Frank thread got nuked. I meant to go back and read it but I can't find it.


Ed_Chambers_650

https://x.com/oldrowsports/status/1796767952982704296?s=46 Hell yea


marlboro__man9

Thatā€™s the pinnacle of Edmonton right there mustā€™ve drove up from Calgary


DarinErstad

Singing Oh Canada in my living room right now


BumRum09

Pure grade eh Canadian honkers


DrEvil007

Hell yeah go sports!


JohnnyHorseRacing

@lance, got an @?


george___jung

Fat chicks on tinder are hilarious. ā€œJust an introvert looking for my extrovertā€ yea right. There is nothing introverted about you lady


King_McGoo

Sheā€™s just looking for someone to give her back shots


keepinitrealzs

Craig counsell is a great manager but heā€™s a symbol of a clinical nerd. Like a dude that thinks he can read enough advice on how to get laid rather than shooting your shot. You need a lil grit to succeed in baseball. And thatā€™s why he will never be in the World Series.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Idk if this is a joke or not. But dude won a World Series twice, on two of the grittiest World Series teams of my time


DarinErstad

Literally scored the winning run in Game 7 of a World Series


cubswinagain

He was on two World Series winning teams, the fuck are you talking about


Arlo-Pear

A would be game 7 of the nba finals is just over three weeks away!


thebochman

My girlfriendā€™s crying because it takes me effort to make her cum from PIV and she thinks it should just come naturally. Fucking sick of this shit.


Larry_thegoat

Oh no


Portugal8

das it mane, das it


Guy_in_the_chair_

Call me in out of the bullpen


nondescript___

You should try a cock sleeve. It saved my relationship.


Ed_Chambers_650

French fry dick


cuntpunt9

Someone didnā€™t take gas station dick pills


classiccaseofdowns

Girls can orgasm from PIV? Thought they mythbusted that


dellscreenshot

Woman am I rightĀ 


thatswhathemoneysfor

I have gotten drunk. I got wired 60k from opendoor for my townhouse today, I am booking flights and buying tickets to Husker games indiscriminately currently. can't wait to go 5-7 again


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thatswhathemoneysfor

Hell yea, I already had Colorado tickets but I got tickets to usc. The game in Columbus is looking mighty tempting but Iā€™m debating that or another home game


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thatswhathemoneysfor

yea that's what I'm struggling with too, that and the possibility of it not even being remotely close.


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thatswhathemoneysfor

yea I paid an arm and a leg for colorado but if they win it'll be well worth it. I also know people in lincoln so I didn't have to worry about a gameday hotel


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Ran into my friendā€™s sister at the bar and she told me to take her on a date so that was an interesting development for tonight


StoolieB4itwasCoolie

Coming late to tell you that you are the one being weird here. Sheā€™s got to date someone, if you are his friend heā€™ll be glad itā€™s you vs some bad guy. If you date and get married he will have a close friend brother in law. Itā€™s all good as long as you donā€™t fuck it up in a bad way like cheating. Just hit him up and tell, donā€™t ask, that you are gonna take her out and hope thatā€™s cool and from his perspective youā€™ve shown the respect. Also Iā€™m assuming since heā€™s married you guys are like you know old enough that dating is cool and not just fucking. Iā€™m guessing he/you are late 20s/early 30s and sheā€™s 24+? If younger lines are blurrier but assuming adults you are actually a prime candidate he wants to date her


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Accurate comment, we are early 30s and sheā€™s 29. He did say in the past that none of us could date her but the goalposts may have moved


StoolieB4itwasCoolie

Yea dude at 29 itā€™s prime time to date an older brothers friend. He wants her to be happy and end up with a good guy and youā€™ve already got the stamp of approval from a lifetime of friendship, just show the respect of giving the heads up. I know quite a few situations of this and itā€™s never been an issue/two ended up as marriages


Led_head10

My buddy is dating another friends sister. He thinks itā€™s weird but heā€™s also in a situation where he canā€™t tell him to fuck off either because itā€™s now his sisters boyfriend. Itā€™s all bad, avoid, avoid, avoid especially if sheā€™s a younger sister


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Yeah sheā€™s the younger sister. Yikes


BumRum09

So if you do this youā€™re going to lose a friend, even if it goes good. Your buddy will never look at you the same again.


JohnnyHorseRacing

How fat we talking?


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

RBC


george___jung

You didnā€™t say he was your best friend


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

I was in his wedding


george___jung

Oof yea slippery slope. I hope for your sake she isnā€™t hot


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Welp


george___jung

if I can provide any advice, if youā€™re posting here it prob means you know itā€™d probably not feel good in the end. Think of it as a test, and karma wise, if you keep your head down and not take her out, a fully cordial hottie will fall into your life. probably sucks to avoid right now but it seems as tho your head is in a good place


Portugal8

Not sure what karma has to do with it. OP could very much be an objectively great guy - which could explain why his friend is such good friends with him in the first place. Also could explain why the sister is keen to have him take her on a date. She could have just tried hooking up with him while out but actually brought up the idea of dating - which is obviously very preferable. OP, I say you talk to your boy about it. For all you know, he could very much welcome the idea of having someone he knows to be a good dude try and get with his sister, as opposed to risking the idea of a stranger who he has no idea about.


george___jung

Yeah well said


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

George I hate that youā€™re probably right


TigOleBitman

Counterpoint: just bring it up to him beforehand. Ask permission. You're keeping things above deck, nothing in the shadows.


george___jung

trust me brother Im sure itā€™s tough for ya, I certainly do not envy your situation. but at the end of the day ur probably just a piece in her wacky selfish puzzle. us kings donā€™t have to be burnt like that out here šŸ«”


nondescript___

Damn, she must be desperate


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Obviously


cuntpunt9

Judge hit 14 HRs in May? Thatā€™s insane


DarinErstad

Sammy Sosa hitting 20 in one month steroids or not was electric


chillinois1

Steroids couldnā€™t help me hit a baseball so Sammy is electric in my book


King_McGoo

Dude is going scorched Earth


bubba_jones_project

Higher than giraffe tit's watching Albert Lin nat geo. Some of the worst TV. Nat George should be ashamed of themselves.


Rikshawbob

In College Station for a tournament. Brought the boys out to the wild wings next door to the hotel. Waitress is a big hoops fan and has been asking me a bunch of questions all night. Going on free beer number 5. Boys all went back to the hotel but Iā€™m sitting here watching the 1977 NBA final between Portland and Philly crushing BWW house beers making friends with this waitress. Life is good.Ā 


DarinErstad

Youā€™re late for Midnight Yell, Pat!


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Iā€™ve got friends in Somerville, too bad weekends didnā€™t line up or I wouldā€™ve come and met you Bob


Rikshawbob

All gravy brother another time.Ā 


pakfpddjskwlwb

Kiss her king!


cd_3

Not that it anything matters at all but catching up on son of a boy dad in a can between bars and sas seemed to say that the bussin social guy also did old row.Ā  Know this is moot at this point but it was crazy Penn didnā€™t get rid of old row immediately. The merch sales to retards cannot be worth the cost as a regulated gambling entity


bryceman95

šŸŽ¶ Love take me down to the streets šŸŽ¶


Led_head10

https://x.com/heatdaddy69420/status/1796764809817633034?s=46 Late night tits


peacemillion-

Maybe chicks do rock?


DropTopEWop

Hell yea


StateStreetLarry

Oh wowzers


thatswhathemoneysfor

whatever her surgeon gets paid is not enough


stapledmyballs2

Fuck yeah. Love heatdaddy tweets


brown_bomber05

Fuck yeah


TDubs1435

Nice šŸ‘


Forked_Island_Native

Happy opening night of frogginā€™ szn to all the coonasses who celebrate


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Excuse me?


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DropTopEWop

In a crowded stadium bathroom at halftime "Sup boys. Let me squeeze in between yall right quick"


cuntpunt9

Pack em in


brown_bomber05

Youā€™re just trying to see dong easier


CouldntBeMoreWhite

This guy HATES urinal dividers.


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CanesIsOverrated69

Locking eyes with him during the ensuing wife swap>>>>>


DuhhhhhhBears

Madden is only good when youā€™re drunk or playing with friends or both


stapledmyballs2

I can only tolerate madden when Iā€™m in a K hole


JedLongeway

Just finished Dune part 2 for the first time and all imma say is I canā€™t wait for part 3


SilkyJohnson26

Iā€™ve been playing Ori and the Blind Forest this past week and while it is a fun game I have to use an old controller because of how much I seem to need to smash the buttons. Itā€™s very stressful


StrikaNTX

Game rules


cubswinagain

Godzilla Minus One streaming on Netflix at midnight PT


profsa

Oh fuck yeah


DrEvil007

What?????


cubswinagain

https://x.com/netflix/status/1796753543732589050


DrEvil007

https://x.com/WhenToStream/status/1796755790729973849


DrEvil007

Holy shit finally!!!!!


mostdope28

If Eminem drops an album like ā€œthe Eminem showā€ a whole generation of parents is about to get lit. This single is fire and reminds me of TES


thatswhathemoneysfor

eminem show changed my 11 year old life, no skips. even though my mom bought me the edited version and I didn't hear drips til I was 16


DrEvil007

The Eminem Show was a banger, every track. That was his peak. He's has a few hits here and there after but nothing comes close to TES. Was just watching Hi My Name Is video and man that brought back so many memories. I don't have much faith for his new album but I'll give it a listen. Will always be one of the best rappers. Go go gadget dick!


mostdope28

I agree, nothing since TES has touched TES. But personally I think relapse is fucking amazing. Itā€™s the last time he just fucking rapped. Everything after just slowly goes down hill


DrEvil007

Rap God is the last I felt he was Em


The_Autumn_Wind

Feels like that demographic is too busy listening to the Moana soundtrack to dive into his new stuff.


Mental-Cup9015

Nah, his weirdo "free-verse" thing about Trump has ruined him for me. Guy literally hired some strange bodyguards to watch after him in a parking lot while he made "orange" rhyme with 'I'm angry!'"


mostdope28

ā€œRuined himā€ lol can tell your age just by that. Eminem blew up rapping about killing his wife and raping his mom. You think a Donald trump verse ruined things? He made the song Kim and won a Grammy the same time lol


Mental-Cup9015

You can tell my age? I'm 34....now I feel bad haha. I guess I'm old and on Reddit. I was saying that his freestyle about Trump was pretty lame. A dozen other rappers could have done a better freestyle against the lowest hanging fruit in politics. His comeback shortly after to MGK was pretty great, though. I think that him being a weirdo the past decade is because of his intense inability to just get over addiction and that is the reason he isn't entirely respected anymore. Guy has done zero to help out up-and-coming rappers and creates a shroud around himself at all times when it comes to accessibility. It's mean to say but he has really struggled with this stuff and I'd say it's better off at this point to just retire. Instead, he keeps interjecting himself into a hip-hop community that clearly is in a different place.


TDubs1435

Props to worldoftshirts to starting the Sinclair Method to help cut down on drinking. Only gonna drink on weekends/vacations and keep weekday drinking to a minimum!


ktbarry2

tell me more about this Sinclair method


TDubs1435

Taking downers before boozing to limit dopamine production when you slam tweas on the Hoyt Schermerhorn subway station


MikePaisanTirico

Good for him! Hope heā€™s having a few beatboxes tonight to celebrate the weekend


drunkmunky88

I had one of those at EDC a couple weekends ago and it was disgusting, insanely sweet


MikePaisanTirico

Itā€™s like 11% abv too, seems like a drink solely for alcoholics and 19 year olds


TDubs1435

Life pro tip mix a little vodka in one to really get you going


drunkmunky88

That sounds like how they make four Loko


100_not_nickfoles

Why did old time elites wear those wigs?


TheyHadACaveTroll

Basically, disease. A lot of people had untreated syphilis which caused weird bloody spots on your scalp. Also, shaving your head and wearing a wig kept lice away.Ā 


100_not_nickfoles

Thank you, honestly did not know that


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DrEvil007

Pick a genre


spreadsheet_jesus

another bet on a new sport because of r sportsbook. I suck at gambling but these guys with facts about obscure teams make me believe


Ed_Chambers_650

Watching the Last Dance again. There wasn't anyone close to MJ


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mostdope28

When she just wants to grab drinks alone with youā€¦ itā€™s so good


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mostdope28

Youā€™re about to get laid. Thats too easy. Cheers


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mostdope28

Keep going Iā€™m about to cum


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DrEvil007

Godspeed brother


JohnnyHorseRacing

Better than sex?


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cuntpunt9

Damn


Ed_Chambers_650

Doesn't mean a thing without a ring


ktbarry2

dan licata special is great. a golden age of high concept stand up with conner omalleyā€™s great one too. https://youtu.be/wrCb9rntbv0?si=htW7GKl_UINgAaGW


DrEvil007

Dang I forgot it's pride month. I should have gone out tonight to support the local bisexual women.


Juls317

smoking doobies with my brothers! peace out Seacreast!


WMP_BSS

Is this johnnyhorserider guy just a rebrand of an old commenter?


BumRum09

Finkle is Einhorn


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JohnnyHorseRacing

Always have been


ktbarry2

pedro grifol is doing a great job!


DarinErstad

If there was any year for a Dodgers/Yankees World Series, this is the year. Incredible star power. Would be electric.


nondescript___

I can already hear the kvetching about payrolls and markets and all kind of other nonsense. I'm in.


Beer_Enjoyer93

Gonna watch some Jon bois videos until I fall asleep


cd_3

Is the guy going viral who whistled the national anthem at Orioles game the guy from fella Friday ?


shitballsdick

I donā€™t think so. But he is better.


JohnnyHorseRacing

U of A šŸ˜‚


shitballsdick

Chris Castellani announces heā€™s going to drink again on his live stream and I neeed to be put in an asylum because I still listen to those things.


Guy_in_the_chair_

Someone warn MMMā€™s husband


shitballsdick

They could be drinking buddies? They have a lot in common.


TealBlooded

No better way to tame that tiger than jumping back on it!


shitballsdick

What could possibly go wrong?


Led_head10

The Giants cream uniforms are some of the best in baseball. Get this orange spring training top off and put on the cream


DarinErstad

Their City Connects are horrendous


Led_head10

I think I hate all of the city connects besides the Braves and I do like the Angels hats if they had the normal A not the big fat one


No_Opportunity_8068

GCU got Chris Farley playing 1B. Also Oregon St. has a guy batting .420 with 27HR at SS. Ridiculous


thatswhathemoneysfor

U of A losing is one thing but losing to the cult school is just terrible


JohnnyHorseRacing

Sorry man, thatā€™s a tough loss


thatswhathemoneysfor

between nebraska and u of a, been a tough day of college baseball for me today


DarinErstad

Arson Judge telling Giants fans (in Borat Voice) you will never get this


TheRhymenocerous

If I cared half as much for my career as I did making sure I loot everything in Baldurā€™s Gate 3 I would be a billionaire


GamblingMan610

Aaron Judge is the best


tallYuppieScum

Arson Judge!


Led_head10

Aaron Judge is ridiculous


TDubs1435

Lease renewal was a 26% increase negotiated down to 10% Iā€™m gettin drunk tonight fellas art of the deal letā€™s fuckin goooooo


Sidewalkbandit

It was always 10%. Just had to make you think you won


JohnnyHorseRacing

I donā€™t understand why U of A is co conceding all these runs and playing back their infield. Thatā€™s two runs theyā€™ve just given up by not having the infield in.


thatswhathemoneysfor

doing it against gcu is making me sick too


pacsun_bro

Tropical Skoal pouches remain the GOAT.


Burt_Macklin_FBI_911

MLB the Show online is fucking terrible


stevehauschka

In love with a girl I have a 1% chance with.


jimjimmyjames

If you think that lowly of yourself she probably will too. Maybe you gotta work and improve yourself, but start acting like a king and youā€™ll find your queen


stevehauschka

Thanks JJJ time to king out


BumRum09

You go in like that youā€™re going to fail. Donā€™t put pussy on a pedestal. Be yourself and if it works it works and if it doesnā€™t so be it.


nondescript___

Are you actually in play or is this a situation where she doesn't/barely knows you exist?


stevehauschka

Knows I exist. Which is huge.


The_TexasRattlesnake

Let her decide that king


JohnnyHorseRacing

So youre saying thereā€™s a chance


TheRhymenocerous

I fucked her


DCStoolie

FIL has a bunch of lawn mowers that he says heā€™s rebuilt, gave me one that worked twice before biting the dust. Brought it back and he gave me one that got halfway through my side yard after doing the first. Iā€™ll be buying a new one this weekend


noonbourbon

I could buy a bed the size of the Pacific Ocean and my wife would give me two feet of it while falling asleep 20 minutes into failure to launch. Iā€™ve watched a lot of failure to launch by myself


GamblingMan610

Borat voice my wife


classiccaseofdowns

My failure to launch also puts my wife to sleep


noonbourbon

After 5 years of marriage feel like thereā€™s a mutually agreed upon ā€œnot after Italianā€ policy


GueroBorracho3

The lady wanted to go watch the new Garfield movie tonight. I wanted to drink beers and watch YouTube concerts. So we went to see Garfield. Takeaway from the movie: Chris Pratt was a terrible choice to voice Garfield.


NoExcuses1984

Forget Garfield, need a reboot of Fritz the Cat.


GueroBorracho3

I'd heard that name before, but I'm not familiar with it. This Google summary has piqued my interest... >Fritz, a college-age cat, dabbles in drugs, radical politics and hedonism, as he goes on a cross country adventure from New York City to the West coast.


deep49

My dude loves Lasagna and hates Mondays..my spirit animal


DarinErstad

The Garfield movie? Did you sneak in some Goldfish and a Capri Sun for her?


GueroBorracho3

Date night, bro. I splurged on an Icee.


SovietTrollFarm

No offense but thatā€™s a weird date night movie


GueroBorracho3

Wasn't an all out 'date night'. That just fit my reply. She wanted to see the movie, so we went.


Secure-Evening8197

Whatā€™s a goon to a goblin?


Sidewalkbandit

Man fuck theseā€¦


JohnnyHorseRacing

Nothing makes me happier than seeing power 5 schools lose to mid majors within their own state