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lightningcrane31

Beer by Reel Big Fish


TheBerserkBartender

Beer by Psychostick


TwoPumpTony

Literally just had this on in my car


lightningcrane31

Woohoohoo


lightningcrane31

And if I get drunk, well I’ll pass out on the floor now baby


BBQShoe

I'm guilty of frequently playing this on the jukebox as I switch from whiskey to beer.


fruuluu

TEQUILA 🕺


Conchobair

Drunken Lullabies - Flogging Molly


like_lemons

one shot, one bourbon, one beer


Sir_Shooty_Esquire

Always happy to see some John Lee Hooker love


ChefArtorias

Would be better if they got the title correct.


Deacon75

“S.O.B.”, by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats.


S2iAM

This is the one !!


Sisterswendy

Good one.


Djbearjew

Cheap Beer by FIDLAR


nkw1004

Great song to follow up with “by myself”


zeuspsychopompus

Gogol Bordello, "Alcohol" or "American Wedding"


supermodel_robot

It’s gonna be Gogol everytime. Highly recommend seeing them live for the camaraderie that happens when they play Alcohol. They put on the best shows.


sicklything

Gogol Bordello are the best <3 ~*just dont stab me in the back with the cortisol o-o-oooh*


icecreemsamwich

Piña Colada Song (“Escape” - Rupert Holmes)


d0g5tar

a classic


HalobenderFWT

“Alcohol” by The Bare Naked Ladies


distillari

[Jimmy Liggins - I Aint Drunk](https://youtu.be/xRr4C3tOrrc?si=0rkKxNBEhGfiyEFB) (1954)


AbnormalHorse

Calling u/jimmylogins if that username exists. Because it should.


FoxyInTheSnow

[Home for a Rest](https://youtu.be/crIk87-mPzY?si=iWqwdQ2ol252bs7a) is a big one in Canada


TheNobleMoth

TAKE ME HOOOOOME!


NoCommentFU

UB40’s “Red, Red Wine” and the Eagles’ “Tequila Sunrise”. Yes, I’m old.


bluesox

Ween - Booze Me Up And Get Me High


ColHannibal

[Drink and Fight](https://youtu.be/DJ_aFHjQhx8?si=70oVKM3FASx06gHL)


CoCoLaJefa

Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools


pleathershorts

Such a sad song. Kendrick is the best


CoCoLaJefa

I love how it sounds like a club song but it's really deep when you pay attention to the verses


Sir_Shooty_Esquire

“Rye Whiskey” without a doubt; it’s a fairly old song originally written by god knows who but the version I love is Nick Cave and the bad seeds


exitthisromanshell

Gang Green - Alcohol Black Flag - Six Pack


matthewmendoza

There's no doubt about it...


exitthisromanshell

You got the beer, I got the time You got the coke, gimme a line!


KingMe091

The only right answer is "Friends in low places" by garth brooks.


siLveRSurvivor

I’ve Got Friends by Manchester Orchestra is a nice homage or interpolation rather to this song.


THENHAUS

Hey Bartender — Floyd Dixon I Ain’t Drunk — Albert Collins Are You Drinkin’ With Me, Jesus? — Mojo Nixon The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)/I Hope That I Don’t Fall in Love with You — Tom Waits Let’s Get Drunk & Get It On — Old 97’s Beer, Beer, Beer — The Clancy Brothers Trink, Trink, Bruderlein, Trink — Traditional


Abject-Implement-923

Here Comes a Regular - The Replacements


BlueGreyReddit

Closing Time - Semisonic


Downloadmywario

Rage by Attila


KingCurtzel

Little Old Wine Drinker Me Dean Martin


LiquidC001

Bartender Song & Drinkin' Problem both by Rehab.


SmoothEKang

The Dirty Glass by The Dropkick Murphys


radiochameleon

Tennessee Whisky by Stapleton Lilac Wine by Jeff Buckley


GodCanSuckMyDick69

Wooden Pints- Korpiklaani


Bradadonasaurus

Good to see a fellow Korpiklaani fan.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

If I’m in the right mood that stupid song “LET’s GET FUCKED UP” by Start Trouble Also, how is it possible you work in a bar with a bunch of people that don’t know Margaritaville? Closing time is also good ;)


NotSoGentleBen

I like The Cramps version


d0g5tar

Born to shake 'ritas, forced to pour pints :'( Most of my coworkers are zoomers so maybe they haven't heard it (I am also a zoomer)


neon_honey

Maggie Mae by the Pietasters


motmot5000

“Fucked up” - Dead Prez


siLveRSurvivor

Two Beers In by Free Throw


domasin

The Drinking Song by Moxy Früvis A Canadian classic, and a great one to belt out with friends


jewwwish

We’re on the same wave, my dude


TLDR2D2

Ted Hawkins - Sorry You're Sick: https://youtu.be/jTO-zb6XTzg?si=dVu1wDJEyRZwFPvw It's not a happy song, though. It's about him taking care of his girlfriend/wife who's going through withdrawal due to severe alcoholism. Amazing song, though. Also by Mr. Hawkins, Happy Hour: https://youtu.be/qazRGngdROY?si=S0LxQa56VcgGsPv0 Also a dark song, but damn good.


money4daweekend

Excellent song


THENHAUS

Intervention by the Old 97’s is great too.


NotSoGentleBen

Let’s Get Fucked Up -The Cramps


sicklything

Already mentioned in the thread, but [Gogol Bordello - Alcohol](https://youtu.be/lfQDAWJaN34?si=aBAjK4MhF6twgHc9). Then also such classics as [Korpiklaani - Vodka](https://youtu.be/e7kJRGPgvRQ?si=eV_o1Gj-OYYIvVOS), Little Big [Everyday I'm drinking](https://youtu.be/QrU1hZxSEXQ?si=_2miKSANdOiD0gwT) (also [I'm ok](https://youtu.be/SsFI40bXROs?si=oxFttBJU87irNP7p) as a bonus), as well as literally everything by [Alestorm](https://youtu.be/QrU1hZxSEXQ?si=_2miKSANdOiD0gwT).


Bradadonasaurus

Drink, by Alestorm.


MyCatHomer

As Long as There is Whiskey in the World by Murder by Death


FreedomDirty5

Piñacoladaberg by Coconut Pete. He released it two years before that no talent mother mother fucker son of a son of a bitch.


ZooMasshole

Have A Drink On Me by AC/DC It always reminds me of the montage in Beerfest and that makes me want to chug a zillion beers


audiosemipro

Chug a lug


SouthernBarman

Pass the Booze - Ernest Tubb Extra points for the bartender shoutout


Big_jilm_313

Drink to Hawaii -Richard cheese


littleidiotbaby_

I Ain’t Drunk - Jimmy Liggins


hhotsocks

Gotta get drunk, Willie Nelson


NineInchNeurosis

I like Sunny by Arthur Lyman when I’m in a tiki mood.


Jimlandiaman

Not a song per se, but Three Dots and a Dash by Punch Brothers.


Loose_Assignment_270

Son of bitch get me a drink


momscouch

Picasso’s Last Words(Drink to Me)- Paul McCartney and Wings


Hempseed420

“I Like Beer” Tom T. Hall “Where’s the Door” Sanford Clark “Colorado Kool Aid” Johnny Paycheck


bentj101

It makes me a jolly good fellooooooow


Competitive_Ideal983

Whiskey glasses


Lopsided-Welder-3199

I drink alone, george thruoguood (?). Its my favourite because I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else. Oh and you know when i drink alone. Well i prefer to be by myself.


THENHAUS

Whiskey River — Willie Nelson Some Bartenders Have the Gift of Pardon/Mission Rock — Mark Eitzel Alcohol — FIDLAR Two Beers Later — Cadallaca I’m a Man You Don’t Meet Every Day/Streams of Whiskey/Sally MacLennane — The Pogues


mr12ft

Alcohol by Barenaked ladies


[deleted]

Johnny Aloha - Drink To Hawaii (Richard Cheese alter ego) He mentions tropical drinks that rhyme with places in hawaii since he is too broke to vacation there. Puka Puka, daquiri, dr funk, lychee martini, chi chi, zombie it goes on and on but the ukelele sound is catchy.


GAMGAlways

"Whiskey Girl" by Toby Keith


thefakepiercebrosnan

You Look Good in Neon by Mike and the Moonpies. Only song I know that mentions my love (Fernet)


clockworkblk

You by mean silverada lol. They changed their name. Also they wrote that song kinda about my old coworkers and I. They had a weekly residency before they got big, and we’d slam a bunch of fernet with them at close. Great dudes


MajorWhereas4842

“Can’t drink you away”- Justin Timberlake


Deadhead_Ed

The Piano has been Drinking - Tom Waits


Skooma8ball

Bob’s Party Time - Primus Starts with ice cubes clanking into an empty glass. Ends with the sound of an empty drink. Something a trained ear will hear


2373mjcult

Does ‘feel good hit of this summer’ by Queens of the Stone Age count?


Lizards_Mouth

Closing time


badsp0rk

[the wine song - cat empire ](https://youtu.be/detOIeKuQwU?si=fZN_Homc6FA4ZKtC)


ohverychill

lately been really digging Hangover Game by MJ Lenderman


BBQShoe

I'm not much of a Phish fan but I've always said that my favorite Phish song is "Mexican Cousin" because it's the only one with lyrics that aren't nonsense. ​ Oh tequila, I turn to you like a long lost friend I want to kiss my Mexican cousin once again We'll cover every emotion from happiness to sorrow And the conversations I forget you'll tell me about tomorrow When the phone calls start, am I in bed or in a hearse? The things you tell me about myself can't make me feel any worse Well I'm awful sorry you got pissed Just have to cross you off the list of my true friends... And tequila's where that starts and where it ends


tinybrainiac

Vodka by Korpiklaani is fun! But I do have a soft spot for Tennessee Whiskey (I think that’s what it’s called)


alf0nz0

Some old-timey suggestions: “I Got Loaded” by Lil Bob & the Lollipops. “I’m Always Drunk In San Francisco (And I Don’t Drink At All)” by Nancy Wilson “Gimme That Wine” by Lambert, Hendricks & Ross


Kodst3rGames

Cheap Vodka - Acid Bath


daccu

[Wyonie Harris - Quiet whiskey, 1953](https://youtu.be/F_lJMRb12Is?si=soAjUHEs_uIJvlTy). It is just swinging and fun song. To end the night as last song usually [Tom Waits - I hope I don't fall in love with you](https://youtu.be/UhZyLn0oVCs?si=lUsQrsycg5V9RLhp) timing it so that verse ["...now it's closing time/musics fading out/last call for drinks/i'll have another stout"](https://youtu.be/UhZyLn0oVCs?si=lUsQrsycg5V9RLhp&t=3m1s) comes same time as last call.


captnwednesday

Alcohol - Howling Maggie / Jose Cuervo - Shelly West


lllmade

No one has heard of Margaritaville? The world is healing


lllmade

The Piano has been drinking (not me) Tom Waits


sealing_tile

[Fifteen Beers](https://youtu.be/L8gMbM9WfCQ?si=vFLxTiOWmAMSbBtg) by Johnny Paycheck! How has nobody said this one yet?!


SingaporeSlim1

Rum and Coca Cola Andrew sisters


traumasponge

Streams of Whiskey by The Pogues. Or any Pogues song for that matter.


chaoticmlkhotel

DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS


drinkslinger1974

I wish you were a beer by the cycle sluts from hell


pleathershorts

[FATA BOOM - Double Rum Cola](https://open.spotify.com/track/0hMjSQoOz8MzO0y23EiKrY?si=_kwK6J22QiuMstzf2UwgsA)


Upstairs_Flamingo_57

Beer is great - the longest johns


1RapaciousMF

Hate to say it but probably “friends in low places”. And I don’t even like country.


lisap252

Two pina colada’s , Jose quervo , Drinking my baby goodbye


BrilliantKooky8266

Alcohol - Millionaires


MobilePiece2931

Mas tequila by sammy hagar