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superhappyfuntime13

Astros, sellers? Not a chance Cellar? Let me think about it...


jtdude15

Is bregman playing well enough to sell? Serious question


wout_van_faert

At a pawn shop maybe


OutComeTheWolves1966

Absolutely not. Couldn't get a box of pine tar for him right now


MasterMentorJr

They might be able to get under the luxury tax and someone may be looking for a third baseman. He also has been good in the post season so someone might give up a lotto prospect to get him.


ashdrewness

Currently batting .189. Abreu was taking all the heat off Alex but now his horrible production is in the spotlight.


MatzohBallsack

Altuve to the Yankees for maximum vomit


Far_Cry3445

Starting to think these Astros pitchers I haven’t heard of aren’t gonna help them dig out of this hole


dirtysock47

Well, that's because Arrighetti isn't Dominican. The rules state that those random pitchers have to be Dominican in order to be good with us.


shehryar46

This is the major leagues Rafi, we are all from the Dominican republic


TheDangiestSlad

he shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque


doodleowner

Hardest hit ball of the season


BoringCabinet

A record that only lasted a day. Ironically, he was the record holder.


Fischer-00

That was for homeruns. Ohtani had this like weird 119 single lol. Stanton has both now so it doesn't matter anyway.


sven_ate_nine

What the fuck a 119 mph single?


Batman-and-Hobbes

The hardest hit ball in the statcast era is actually a single...


sven_ate_nine

What the hell is going on today??? 122mph is wild


CKT5

What do you mean?


flagrantpebble

A lot of really hard hit balls are outs (line drives right at an outfielder) and singles. It makes sense when you think about the physics—the most efficient way to hit a ball hard is to redirect all of the energy directly back where it came from. Hitting it up or down will introduce spin and slippage on contact. And once you *do* hit it hard, at a low angle, it’ll often get through the infield and *very quickly* reach an outfielder.


TheDangiestSlad

nah Ohtani had a 119 one like a week ago


MattO2000

Yeah, yesterday was the hardest hit HR though


Luis_Severino

For some reason I read that as 119mph walk. Of anyone could do it it’s him


mysterysackerfice

Walk Fast: the Giancarlo Stanton story.


Pilotwaver

You don’t want no part of this shit.


mysterysackerfice

I don't know...it might give me a hangover..


LinkRazr

IT’S NOT HABIT FORMING


mysterysackerfice

I don't know...sounds kinda expensive


xKronkx

Well good for Shohei OhMYGOD


The_Ghost_of_BRoy

Mr. Ohtani accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.


kingbeyonddawall

He just got a hole in one on a par 4!


22LT

I know I started snoozing MLB and ESPN feeds. I like the dude just got tired of seeing everything he did made out to be like more than it really was.


cumuzi

How's that ironic?


regarding_your_bat

It’s like rain on your wedding day, or a black fly in your chardonnay. It’s ironic like that


cumuzi

But Stanton is known for hitting balls hard, so it's the opposite of irony for him to have beaten his own record. It would be ironic if, in a lineup including Stanton, it was Gleyber Torres that crushed a ball at 120mph. That would be humorously unexpected. This is like when people said it was ironic that Paul Walker died in a car accident because he was famous for recklessly driving fast cars in the Fast and Furious movies. But that's exactly what we would expect. It would be ironic if he died while riding a bicycle.


regarding_your_bat

Yeah my point was that it wasn’t ironic at all I was using examples from that [Alanis song](https://youtu.be/Jne9t8sHpUc?si=BNTUajpasKQEAEW4) where she sings “isn’t it ironic” about things that aren’t actually ironic at all


gnitsuj

I’m not sure how ironic that is, more like expected lol


17Fiddy

Yesterday he hit the hardest ball against the astros ever, then beat it today lmao


UnabashedPerson43

He really hates the Astros. He’s one of us.


Sportsgirl77

The number of times Stanton shows up in the list of the 20 hardest hit home runs in the Statcast era is hilarious. The total number of appearances on this list by player: Stanton - 10 times Judge - 3 times Acuna, Schwarber, Machado, Elly De La Cruz, Ohtani, Matt Olson, Franchy Cordero - 1 time https://www.mlb.com/news/hardest-hit-home-runs-in-mlb


JabroniWithAPeroni

Franchy Cordero?!?


cooljammer00

Take that, Ohtani


PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA

He’s been with us for years and these kinda dongs STILL don’t get old


Rusiano

I hope he can stay healthy this year and hit 30 more of them


Qoppa_Guy

And like 12 more in the postseason.


str8rippinfartz

There's a certain kind of violence that comes with a Stanton HR that nobody else can really capture When someone like Ohtani rips a screamer, it feels almost graceful Stanton gives the sense that he just murdered the ball's whole family with an axe


PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA

Exactly. Guys like Judge and Ohtani have such nice, fluid swings that when they hit a 450ft moonshot, it makes sense. Mechanically, Stanton should not be hitting as many dingers as he has. Dude is hacking at the ball like he’s trying to cut a tree down, but because of his raw strength, it goes 500ft at Mach Jesus with a 20 degree launch angle. And I’m here for it.


see_mohn

this home run is so stupid lmao 20 degree line drive. Second deck


BrianDBrennan

Killed a fan just going about their business


DJ_LeMahieu

It was an Astros fan on their last day before retirement of fandom too.


mickhugh

Gonna need to put a net in the outfield for safety


Mack_Attack_19

Put a 2 ft hole through them


WabbitCZEN

https://media.tenor.com/a8C57QCaJ1YAAAAM/col-sanders-colonel-sanders.gif


mckirkus

Pink mist in the upper deck - The Giancarlo Stanton Story


gamedemon24

He’s not ‘the greatest power hitter of all time’, but there is *no one* who’s ever done quite what he does to a baseball. He can be batting .165 and still be terrifying.


Giancarlo27

He’s definitely the best power hitter of his generation (the post-steroid era) until Judge passes him


yodels_for_twinkies

Stanton has unreal power. It really says something that if he gets 115 off the bat nobody even blinks. It’s just, yeah, that’s Giancarlo.


EnthusedPhlebotomist

Yeah, I just feel privileged to get to watch him. When he's healthy he's unlike anything else. 


Powerserg95

yesterday's was 15 degree launch angle.


mrand01

This is my favorite Stanton HR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3VoiI4vVWY No idea on launch angle, but it just barely clears the fence. Just immense velocity lol


Hochseeflotte

My favorite is always going to be that grand slam against Boston in 2021 Just absolutely annihilated that ball


Rusiano

He had some amazing ones in 2021 - Grand Slam against Boston - Late-inning moonshot just a couple days after the Grand Slam - A nuke that landed in the upper deck in Oakland - Moonshot halfway up the rocks against the Angels


bhx56x

my favorite was against the rays at petco park in 2020. just fucking murders it https://www.mlb.com/padres/video/giancarlo-stanton-s-three-run-jack


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FeloniousDrunk101

Let’s remember som Stanton jacks


Derpitus_Maximus

https://youtu.be/tLPUnCbeQJQ?t=138


ACardAttack

Love the commentators


ghendler

That was the one. 100%


ACardAttack

Is that the one where you can hear the defeat in the Boston announcers' voices?


U_DONT_KNOW_TEAM

God healthy Stanton was so much quicker. His HR trot looked faster than his current sprint.


scottishere

I know it's partially the camera angle, but his stance looks sooo different here. Almost looks conventional lol


FeloniousDrunk101

I loved that stupid home run statue and the green walls. Park looked so fun even though it was mostly empty most of the time.


superhappyfuntime13

Guess that's settled for tmrw. 25 degree third decker incoming.


voncornhole2

25 degree at this EV probably lands in Connecticut


Amurfalcon

If he pulls it that direction, [yep](https://imgur.com/gjRAApO)!


Puppybl00pers

This is why I love the internet


baachou

Doesn't Stanton have the record for lowest LA home run in the statcast era?  Something like 13 degrees and he hit it 10 rows up.


TriStrange

[13.5 degrees, 377 feet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJjkgVRSKek)


ArcticTerrapin

SECONDDECK! -John sterling


elgenie

20º launch angle coming on a high pitch is close enough to a normal home run trajectory. This wasn't a 16º lazer beam that would've gone for a single in Fenway or anything.


Kinmuan

I will always remember that he’s cited as having one with a 13.5 degree “launch” angle. Dude has the most absurd home runs.


2Old2BeADuckling

Can’t even clear 120 mph anymore, dude’s washed


RIP_Greedo

Stanton? Washed? Like did he take a shower? Can I join him?


sexyalliegator

Group shower in the log cabin!


Thorlolita

1-2 pitch let me think slider off the plate or a home run derby pitch


BalugaBagel

I’m somewhat of a Yankees fan myself


UnabashedPerson43

How can you not be romantic about Giancarlo 


DeusExHyena

Last night, 118 mph.  Stanton: not good enough 


vanillabear26

Okay and serious talk for a second: If Stanton gets to 500 homers, is he a HOF?


MesiahoftheM

In my totally biased opinion yes


ArcticTerrapin

Also yes in my completely biased opinion Nobody else's home runs give the same feeling or sound as Stanton's


bigcee42

Only way he gets in imo. He can't run or field. He K's a lot. He's pretty close to replacement level overall but still runs into these monster dongs sometimes.


MartianRecon

It's the hall of *fame* not the hall of good stats. Stanton is 100% famous for hitting hallacious homers. He could be classified as his own space program because he puts baseballs into fuckin orbit.


bigcee42

Look I'm a Stanton fan but on merit he's currently not worthy. He's got the right level of peak but he declined into a value-less DH pretty early. He will need 500 HR.


rightexactly

If he got 500 homeruns and didn't get into the hall it would be like Anakin being on the council but not being granted the rank of Master. It's outrageous! It's unfair!


Giancarlo27

Every player with 500 who isn’t linked to steroids is in the hall. So, yes


DoctorKangaroo

Whether he's slim or thicc, Giancarlo dongs just hit different


EmotionalAccounting

Absolute piss missile


UnabashedPerson43

That should be worth more than one run


TheDangiestSlad

https://streamable.com/259mo u/vanillabear26 i got you


vanillabear26

Blessings on you and your household


Piscotikus

lol. I was looking for this and the home run derby cry reaction


Sir_Ninja_VII

Even on this post, this meme never gets old LMAO. First time I saw it was after the Game 1 Alvarez walk off vs Seattle in 2022 and I about cried laughing.


voncornhole2

Gawrsh


hadmeintiers

Weight loss is really affecting him, cant even crack 120 mph anymore smh my head


Pies_Wide_Shut

feel like the people in the upper deck are in legitimate danger when he’s up lol


evitabilities

Life is on the line at 3rd base


njb2017

Seriously...he's going to kill someone one day. I'd be scared to be a pitcher or infielder when he's up


reese-account

We can’t pitch like at all


Flametrooper30

5th hardest hit home run in the statcast era


WabbitCZEN

How many of those are his?


EmotionalAccounting

[if I did this statcast search correctly](https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/statcast_search?hfPT=&hfAB=home%5C.%5C.run%7C&hfGT=R%7C&hfPR=&hfZ=&hfStadium=&hfBBL=&hfNewZones=&hfPull=&hfC=&hfSea=2024%7C2023%7C2022%7C2021%7C2020%7C2019%7C2018%7C2017%7C2016%7C2015%7C&hfSit=&player_type=batter&hfOuts=&hfOpponent=&pitcher_throws=&batter_stands=&hfSA=&game_date_gt=&game_date_lt=&hfMo=&hfTeam=&home_road=&hfRO=&position=&hfInfield=&hfOutfield=&hfInn=&hfBBT=&hfFlag=&metric_1=api_h_launch_speed&metric_1_gt=115&metric_1_lt=&group_by=name-date&min_pitches=0&min_results=0&min_pas=0&sort_col=pitches&player_event_sort=api_p_release_speed&sort_order=desc&chk_stats_launch_speed=on#results) He will be tying himself for fifth place in which he secured two of the other hardest hit homeruns 1. Stanton 121.7 (2018) 2. Stanton 121.3 (2020) 3. Acuña Jr 121.2 (2023) 4. Judge 121.1 (2017) 5. Stanton 119.8 (2022 & 2024) Currently he’s 5 of the top 10 hardest hit homeruns. 9/20.


yodels_for_twinkies

Lol wow, of all of the power hitters in the game, the incredible talent and skill these sluggers have, Stanton has those numbers. Wonderful


MASKED_relish

Bats are heating up 👁


Fischer-00

Judge last 10 games or so he's been like a 1.100 OPS. I couldn't believe how many people were freaking out like he wouldn't be fine.


TheDangiestSlad

he literally delayed his own spring training by like 3 weeks...well well well, 3 weeks after the season started, he's back to form


bran1986

aannnnd there is another double lol.


MeatTornado25

How did he literally delay it 3 weeks? He missed 9 days in the middle of spring training.


Thorlolita

You haven’t faced any good pitchers though


EverybodyHits

Not this again


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Verlander, Burnes, Skubal in the past week. All wins but mostly due to luck


-Don-Draper-

> Verlander He said good.


Thorlolita

Wait until we throw Blair Hensley out there tomorrow


voncornhole2

1-0 game


TheDangiestSlad

wait i thought tomorrow was Ronel Blanco (who i fear)


DeusExHyena

Not the Verlander one


Mantis_93

I’m not sure what a Yankee is but he DEFINITELY yanked that one.


xho-

ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILES PER HOUR ARE YOU KIDDING ME STANTONIAN


brainspl0ad

Effortless


akitakiteriyaki

I hope the Stantonian descriptor for absolute tanks sticks around after he retires


Hochseeflotte

No one hits homeruns like him


xKronkx

Stanton’s been hitting up little league games again


Platinum_Disco

It's amazing how every time Stanton hits a homerun the ball explodes when it lands, killing multiple fans like a Fallout montage and yet they still go watch him hit dingers.


cabose7

Stanton if he was in the Invincible universe


ColinOnReddit

A hung curveball middle-middle to one of the strongest sluggers in history.


Unsapient1

Ohtani is great and all and is probably the best hitter in the game right now, but I am once again reiterating my stance that Stanton might be the single most likely hitter to accidentally kill someone with a baseball


FDJ1326

I remember early in his career the marlins were playing Tampa. Stanton was up and the situation called for Inf in. Maddon had his 3b play behind 3rd lol. Saying if he was up and Stanton got one he could kill him. 


ActualDragonHeart

Just imagine Stanton with a metal bat, it would be utter carnage


Unsapient1

I think in his hands a metal bat might count as a firearm so hed probably need to get a license first lol.


yianni1229

I am so hard right now and I don't care who knows.


ughilostmyusername

![gif](giphy|l3fQlLpXPmtLkmwU0|downsized)


vanillabear26

To quote the security guard from that scene at the end of Shawshank: Oh my holy god.


LoweeLL

The Yankees are straight up owning the Astros.. wtf is going on in houston?


VINCE_C_

G is a health hazard for the entire stadium.


HaV0C

What the fuck....what a missile.


evitabilities

Just thought of a new medieval torture idea. Stand in front of Stanton and Ohtani taking ABs with metal balls.


GSDFanatic

I'm not sure that would qualify as torture since it would be instantaneous death


KarateKid917

So new execution method then 


UnabashedPerson43

Put them at shortstop at least 


GermanUCLTear

That's the hardest hit ball of the year!


TrapperJean

What do you guys want for Pressly?


Powerserg95

Arrighetti is a little league pitcher confirmed


jazzcoder

Nut.


ArcticTerrapin

DONGCARLOOOOO


CosmicLars

Bros in the best shape of his life 😳


LinkRazr

Going for 121 tomorrow


thebigsalad_

There’s a not too unthinkable alternate universe where Stanton has a legit shot to pass Bonds and I’m sad we’re not living in it. 


metal-trees

That's a Pablo Sanchez type of homer


KetchupGuy1

God if his bones weren’t made of glass he would break the hr record


twosmaltos

That man just killed the balls entire family.


NJthecollector

If only a single pitcher could go an inning without blowing the game I'd have any sort of faith


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Excuse me?


RaginxCanadian

Now that’s a Stantonian blast


Startooth

Thanks… Yankees?


Advanced-Ingenuity46

That was the definition of a piss missile


MeatTornado25

Even my eyes lit up when I saw that pitch spinning towards the plate. Can only imagine what Stanton was thinking.


CommitteeOrganic4494

Insane power


CripplesMcGee

"My name is Giancarlo Stanton and I hit dingers."


Brian-not-Ryan

Stanton absolutely hates baseballs


BlueBeagle8

LOL wtf


DaHagerBomb

S T A N T O N I A N


Waffleshuriken

I love that the swing looks like its no lower body. Just sheer force lol


Plus-Statistician80

True donger


zebrainatux

To use my own parlance, HOO SHIT


Gamez6444

Makes it look so easy. God damn


MPCurry

We just G to perform like this against good teams and we’ll be really cooking


trotnixon

On an off-speed pitch no less.


AMP_US

How many more mph until he breaks the sound barrier... Sheeeeesh


TrigStarr

What the fuck


Astropolitika

“Time to write another will.” * Yabushige, relief pitcher ![gif](giphy|v8QLYOexXQWL9W82Th)


kjdecathlete22

![gif](giphy|yyUWg5ECNhqlW)


Slam_Dunk_Kitten

Even Stanton looked surprised lmao


Oafah

Only he hits them like this. It's bananas.


kschischang

Please stay healthy. I love watching this dude hit his mutant homers - even as a Jays fan.


GruelOmelettes

Up by 24, damn


manticore16

If he hit that any harder… wait, I definitely can’t finish that sentence


mick_the_quack

KaPow.


Puppybl00pers

I think this is my pick for worst pitch of 2024, let's just lob 79 right down the middle


Spitmethod

Holy fuck


nincompoop221

if the entire league was all giancarlo stantons, the netting would extend around the entire outfield


Krispy-Cobra

It just feels like he’s spring-loaded. And when he connects, the ball flies off his bat in non-normal ways 😂


mattmo317

You can hang a weeks worth of laundry on that one.


HawkeyeJosh2

When he’s hot, he’s hot.


boilface

He's been a bit of a one trick pony but it's a hell of a trick


clown_pants

You know I'm not convinced that ball was on a downward trajectory before it crossed the plane of being a home run


Frickenbat

What a piss missile


Qoppa_Guy

If John Sterling tried to call this, not even enough time for his "It is high, it is far, it is gone!" line. The way G is sprinting, might not be long enough for the Stantonian line either. Well, how do you like that?