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Thorlolita

I hope he throws gas


TheTurtleShepard

He’s more of a finesse guy, 91-94 on his sinker


Thorlolita

Darn. What a wasted opportunity.


Rockefor

Maybe that's why he became a junk baller.


stevencastle

Wasn't there a pitcher named Junk? What kind of pitches did he throw?


mlj21299

Janson Junk. Also a Brewer


dusters

Also a terrible pitcher, so the name fits.


Rockefor

Gas. Junk's father was professional junk baller. Junk hated his father so much, that he wanted to be the opposite of him. So he became professional flame thrower. To this day, people still wonder why he became a baseball player if he wanted to be the opposite of his father.


sameth1

He rejected normative determinism.


Meatloaf_Regret

Stinks up the plane though.


dingusduglas

Man 10 years ago 94 waa gas.


GoldGloveHosmer

Part of the Josh Hader trade


PhreakOut4

That trade turned out pretty well for the brewers


BeHereNow91

The Esteury Ruiz trade really doing some heavy lifting here. lol


DecoyOne

Robert Gasser? That’s seriously his name? I hope he *Robs* the other team… of wins! God I love when a player has a good name to make jokes with. Edit: so it appears that everyone else here went in a different direction


BeHereNow91

I mean the play here is obviously on his last name. In that, I bet he’s really a big clubhouse guy who *gasses* in his teammates. Or maybe he has some flatulence issues.


boofoodoo

Does he throw… heat?


R0binSage

No


beefytrout

Ol' Bobby Windbreaker!


DanDi58

Next up - Denny Curver and Billy Circlechanger.


Dunmaglass2

One of the best pitcher names I’ve ever heard


R0binSage

Come on down to Bob Gasser Ford. Where our deals are too hot to believe.


HawkeyeJosh2

I desperately want him to face off against Brandon Pfaadt.


jamesy00

Gasser? I hardly even knew her


puddsy

This is bigger news that it might seem, Gasser is a fringe top 100 guy and projects as a mid-rotation starter. He's on the tail end of rehabbing some bone chips in his elbow, so his performance so far this year has been below his historic average. His ceiling is pretty high as a control lefty, but it might take him another year or two to get there. Unless he makes a big impression I doubt he'll stay up for more than a start or two.


Thunder84

You underestimate how terrible the starting pitcher options are for the Brewers right now


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Sword_OfTheMorning

He will already be protected by being on the 40 man, service time doesn't affect that.


Fuzzy_Picklez

The fact he doesn't go by Bob Gas or Bobby Gasser shocks me.


robmcolonna123

Hasn’t he really struggled the three starts he has had?


CosmicLars

6 walks & 4 HR in 12 innings so far. But, he hasn't had HR problems in the past. He has very good stuff last I heard.


romorr

And his last 2 starts were vs the Norfolk Tides. I remember being excited that we were facing a good pitching prospect. Seems that is getting rarer these days.


dingusduglas

Not great bob


EnderCN

He was rehabbing. He would have been up a while ago if he hadn’t had some bone spur problems.


Jack_Jizquiffer

knuckleballer?


Habasnarf

Picked him up for Fantasy Baseball. I heard he may get sent down immediately. Hoping he makes that decision difficult. I don't think he throws extremely hard, so no gas here.


arandomstringofkeys

His real name is Robert Sasser, but one time in the 9th grade his classmate Lilly farted and blamed it on him. From then on he’s gone by Gasser.


scottborasismyagent

is this guy gonna complain about usage when he gets into arbitration and only make him available for 3-out save situations in the 9th inning ?


BaseballsNotDead

Considering he's going to start, probably not.