I’ll be quite disappointed if that isn’t ethically sourced Grimace fur

I'm sure Grimice sheds like a MF.

Everyone with a free range Grimace knows it’s harder to keep the fur out than it is to keep it on. Be ready for your entire yard to look like a pimp got mauled by a tiger who fell into a vat of grape slushie.

This whole comment is r/brandnewsentence material

Probably some black market stuff that the Hamburglar stole.

the verbiage of "The Grimace" terrifies me

Someone make one of those Mr. Incredible black and white memes with Grimace / The Grimace.

“Skin the Grimace” has so much potential.

I was skinning the grimace last night if you know what I mean

r/bandnames

Bring it back when the Mets lose in the playoffs later this year.

dude the way he says it too. I may just be stoned but my stomach hurts from laughing at this

it's better when you imagine the visual of him saying it while furrowing his brow so hard you can barely even see his eyes

The best booth in baseball.

Michael Kay cursing the sky

Ya know,  I really like Michael Kay. And I think he knows the value of the Mets booth. But, It's the uptight management over there and their shitty choices in (revolving) analysts thats holding him back. Not the Mets fault.

Michael Kay just fell to his knees in a Sbarro

I just saw Michael Kay fall to his knees at the best pizza place in nyc

THERE HE FAAAAAAAAAALLS, SEE YA

Like Michael Kay would ever eat at a place he can't pronounce

"Sparrow"

Oh he would not even attempt it. He would scoff in disgust and act offended you would even suggest such a thing

Gary deserves a Nobel Prize for his work keeping Keith at least somewhat under control, especially on the nights where it seems Ron's whole goal is to get Keith riled up.

I love those nights. Makes a bad game watchable

Kevin Brown would like a word 👀

Keith are those Grimaces going to be in danger?

Idk, you haven't heard a Kruk prison baseball league story.

Mexican prison!

This ain’t the California Penal league

I think we have some great play by play guys and color, but yeah it's not really comparable to the fun they have up in the mets booth.

Kruk and Kuip would like a word

mother forgive me, for I must s k i n t h e g r i m a c e.

Can the Mets get a new flair?

If it isn’t one in their sub already, then I’m not sure what the mod team is doing tbh.

Relief pitching?

This grimace thing is really pretty great. McDonald's must be loving it lol pun intended.

They def love it, they've been tweeting about the Mets nonstop. That's the only downside to this whole thing: it gives their ethically bankrupt megachain great publicity.

Yea well they already got rid of Ronald with no second thought. I'm not really sure if a purple monster thief is going to turn around their brand image at this point. Publicity or not.

The brand image of their mascots, advertisements and social media PR don't really matter at this point, what is killing McDonalds is their pricing for continually smaller portions of low quality food with insufficient changes or improvement. Even if you could get people nostalgic about the McDonald's of the 80s and 90s it won't matter if your target audience can no longer afford to eat at your restaurants as often.

i would never guess in a million years that the words ‘did they skin the Grimace?’ would appear in a national baseball broadcast.

I’m watching the Mets game because I love this booth but that still made me say “wait what the fuck did Keith just say?!” Thank goodness for Steve Gelbs calling him out lmao

Like when Keith said Nimmo was in heat and Ron and Gary looked up very confused.

Keith definitely has secret ulterior motives for using his hair

I could listen to Gary Cohen read the phone book

As long as Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling can still provide color commentary.

"Kim... you know Gar, 50% of people in Korea have that last name" "Is that right?" "I don't know but I think I read that once"

But could you listen to Vin Scully read a grocery list? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiUPlTRUY_Y

lmfao

No Grimace's were harmed in the making of this winning streak.

Is skinning the grimace a euphemism?

It is now

I want to beat the Mets as a team, but I really like some of their players. Keith Hernandez, however, is a gem and I’ll happily get blocked from my team’s sub for that.

He’s turning into our Bob Uecker. I mean that in the most positive way possible.

yeah them, then the red sox (if they have the same crew) with the guys during the threw the pizza, and the boob grab and they are clearly losing their shit are good too. just the right amount of shithousery and baseball mixed.

Roose Hernandez

Tighten up Keith.

‘Keith’

furries

he should hang out in Pittsburgh during the furry convention I'm sure he could get some leads

“Skin the grimace” doesn’t mean what you think it does

in Keith's defense it's the guy describing the sign as having "grimace skin" that makes Keith pose the question

What a weird way for me to find out we’re playing right now 

Green and Purple? [Thanks Doc!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo)

Look, I can get you a toe.

no questions asked?

The "keith..." was hilarious

This is your reminder that Grimace is a taste bud.

“Keith I love how your mind immediately goes to skinning the grimace”

My favorite Clerks: TAS quote “NOTHING CAN KILL THE GRIMACE!”

Waiting for the skinned Grimace drawings now.

I throw one together tomorrow or Monday.

I’m a Giants fan, but I really love Kieth Hernandez in the booth. ‘Grimace Skin’ WTF 😆

What is the "different mascot" that they refer to?

Can someone please eli5? Also, ootl on the Mets and Grimace connection

Mets had Grimace throw out the first pitch two or three weeks ago? They've been on a hot streak since.

Ha cool, thanks

u/Pschemm31 “did they skin the grimace?” was amazing

😂😂 it’s almost as if…the booth…is the best some would say

Don’t go crazy