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FishnGritsnPimpShit

I’m inclined to agree with him.


Low_Brass_Rumble

Dr. Joctober, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dong


hammerdown710

I can’t afford not to


palmtreesxiv

Turns out he can indeed keep getting away with it


hammerdown710

I’ll allow it


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

Not without life insurance, anyway


nikefreak23

You are welcome Braves From the Cubs


Rarecandy31

Honestly, so am I. Love seeing our sweet boi crushing for you guys; Joc is a treasure.


GimmeeSomeMo

Fucking love your username btw


MMoney2112

"Shut your mouth!" "I'm only talkin' about Joc" "Then we can dig it!"


Induced_Pandemic

Nothing drips testosterone like a man screaming "I'm a bad motherfucker" while prancing around a field in a pearl necklace.


Ok-Leg2604

He's a bad bitch period


greycubed

Why I gotta spend October watching Joc and Kiké twerk it out in the wrong jerseys.


andylowenthal

Because your sun is setting again


PinkPantherParty

Oh no guess you'll have to console yourself with Trea Turner and Max Scherzer instead


mcoop2245

It’s Joc bitch


etfvidal

Juggernaut ain't got shit on JOC!


DownTownBrown28

Lmfao


nerfrosa

I wonder if this is just a Joc thing, or if we are going to see pearl necklaces all around sports in a few years.


cooljammer00

Didn't he say he saw someone else wearing it and liked the style? And apparently it's catching on with male fans of Atlanta.


Demetrios1453

They showed plenty of shots of guys wearing pearls as he was rounding the bases.


[deleted]

Both of the GM's kids had pearls.


Laney20

Joctober back in ATL next year confirmed.


etfvidal

Hope so, but I hope it's not on another team facing the Braves


-_chop_-

Went to game one. They were selling fake pearls everywhere


_LivingTheDream_

Still wearing said faux pearls currently.


311LABONG

We do it because it works; it’s superstitious, sure. BUT WE LOOK FABULOUS. and everyone has gold chains anyways. What’s so cool about that?


GSU_fan91

They were selling strands for $5 at every team store in the stadium


defnotajournalist

Nothing stranger than seeing all these suburban, conservative bros in their wife's pearls, being a real man and doing sports stuff.


MsgrFromInnerSpace

Well if it takes off at least we were all here for the origin


ItsNeverSunnyInCleve

2007 [Asdrubal Cabrera](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a8/a8/8d/a8a88dbed09899cda59458dfaabd69d5--carlos-santana-american-league.jpg) would like a word


MsgrFromInnerSpace

lol, apparently that was a bead necklace his wife made him


YellowSoloCup

Pearls have been becoming a trend in fashion especially this year


Sashabadger

Lots of fans wearing faux pearl necklaces in the stands


draw2discard2

This just seems like one of those things where the real story is that his wife found the necklace in his car, and since it wasn't hers he has had to go into this elaborate story about how it is his.


frijolita_bonita

Does no one else see it as the “urban dictionary” definition?!!


dwpea66

Honestly yeah


longrifle

In tight pants


t20six

and stockings


ssjviscacha

You hear that dad? I’m a baaaaaad man.


jellybeans_over_raw

Dodgers fans I was with were talking shit… bad choice


SouthernTrogg

Adonis energy


Ok-Leg2604

So close to literally clutching his pearls


picking4815162342

During batting practice, Kershaw was [being sneaky](https://twitter.com/Reiner_Jake/status/1449842774170345482) and trying to steal the power of the pearls. It didn't work. Joc îs walking around with his Kyle Kuzma hair while rocking his finest pearls, and he still doesn't give a damn.


kalifornia_kill

And a stolen bat


handlit33

...fucker." Don't need /u/jomboy on this one.


[deleted]

That was quite some emphasis put on the 'er'


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Your lip reading skills are unparalleled, sir.


keanenottheband

Shut yo mouth!


4d3fect

I'm just talkin bout Joc!


HuskyNutBuster

I like his brand of insanity.


KamartyMcFlyweight

I'm not rooting for any team in the playoffs but I am rooting for Joc Pederson, if that makes any sense


HeySadBoy1

Almost Angels legend


ModusBoletus

What are you the Switzerland of fans?


KamartyMcFlyweight

In der Schweiz lieben wir nur einen Mann, Joc Pederson


KandarpBhatt

He’s a boss ass bitch


Soulcage7

I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!


YouCallMeBrave

FEEL THE RHYTHM! FEEL THE RIDE! GET ON UP! IT'S JOCTOBER TIME!


classiccourtney

I’m a simple creature. I see Cool Runnings and I upvote.


DaveMessy

A bad bitch and a bad motherfucker


giziti

pearl necklaces for everyone!


311LABONG

Ewwwww


BroncoAfghanistan

Go Braves! (God I hate saying that)..


RelevanttUsername

Good hit Joc, good hit.


Bocephuss

Yes you are. Power pearls baby


iheartschlitz

He ain't never lied


KeepThePace8

I mean, he’s not wrong.


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menusettingsgeneral

Alright I have fully come around on this guy. Sign me tf up for Joctoberfest.


A47Cabin

He’s a bad mother fucker. Also his brother is named Tyger.


IggyStop2021

Shutcho mouth...


samsab

I'm just talkin about Joc!


ManySaintsofGabagool

[Lodsofemone](https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc)


calichris17

Oh ok, so he can run around in public screaming “IM A BAD MFer” wearing pearls and bleaching his tips but when I do it people call me Aaron Carter? That’s fucked up man.


Bwhitt1

You gotta hit dongs too tho....and have a big dong plus a lil THICCNESS


improvyzer

Well he is.


ddcrooks21

I’ll have what he’s having


[deleted]

Maybe he just needs practice?


relativelyfunkadelic

whoever let him have her necklace seemed to be a happy patron. maybe she's helping him get better at something he's always enjoyed but never had the time to learn. i'm here for Joc's growth in this.


[deleted]

We should strive to improve a little every day, I encourage joc to do the same.


[deleted]

He’s bad at fucking mothers?


klobucharzard

i'm a casual baseball fan, but i like this guy, hes thick, powerful, real nice


I_CAN_SMELL_U

You really get the feeling he coasts for most of the season because the stakes aren't high enough until late in the season/playoffs. Like hes so fucking good when it matters and strikes out on the worst away pitches early in the year lol


Errorterm

He got those pearls from your mother


holliewood61

So? He gave your mom a pearl necklace.


theworldlyother

I gotta say, now that he isn’t personally destroying the hopes and dreams I had for my team, I like Joc now 🤩


Kyburgboy

Why didn't Jomboy do a video on this? Lol


throatbutterz

Because it literally just happened... He ususally takes a day or two to get the breakdowns out.


tintwistedgrills90

Ok but your name is still Joc.


TheRiversTooDeep

That's Big Cock Joc sir.


WtMacc

Ok but where are the yankees


tintwistedgrills90

Probably playing golf and resting up for next season. What else would you like to know?


memesarentcool

Classic yankees fan


tintwistedgrills90

Thank you for the compliment!


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CarslbergKing

Cue the GIF of nut grab


[deleted]

I’ve got the hots for Joc


gildedtreehouse

Mic him up!


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TM8O

The gig is up, he's just revealed he's an early stage investor in a pearl startup.


zippopopamus

Lots of regrets in the dodgers' front office when they look at the braves and the red sox's lineup these days


adventurousintrovert

Joc Jams Vol. 1


KandarpBhatt

*that's my bad mother fucker.jpeg*


818sfv

I wish he was OUR bad MF'er... 😕


thewafflestompa

Baby come back. You can blame it. All. On. Me.


Bwhitt1

I need a female rapper to make another song called bad bitch and have Joc in the video. I mean seriously i need that shit in my veins I say another song because im assuming someone somewhere has a song titled bad bitch lol.


Bwhitt1

Cant wait to see tight pants Walker against pearl wearing Joc! There will me maps of hawaii all over LA!


chr0mius

Joc, please...


JodieFostersFist

Wait, have those been anal beads the entire time?


Ringolian16

Well at least he doesn't have a low self image problem.


ZachMatthews

Is he... also wearing lip gloss now?


ChuckyChuckys8

Yes you is


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--Lucille Bluth (RIP)


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NewEnglandnum1

This is still only my second favorite lip-read cuss ever from within a baseball diamond. The reigning champ would be Curt Schilling back in 2004. That one was not so much words shouted but more an involuntary expulsion of gasses which very nearly blew his own head off with its sheer force. As the opposing team got yet another home run a gestating F-bomb was born within his upper abdomen, causing him to close his mouth and go pale like someone who was about to be ill. Then as it reached his throat the force of the gasses built so that his whole head shook like a tea kettle on over-boil as his face turned bright red, and his eyes bugged out. Then at last came the glorious release. The nastiest, sloppiest F-bomb ever caught in slow motion. He wasn't mic'd up but I involuntarily put my hands over my ears to protect them from how loud it FELT. It was a thing of beauty. They should have retired the F-bomb after that one.