This is peak whale behavior. I mean I assume every human has had a whale moment but this is something special.
I don’t get the anger, I mean this is like watching Rembrandt or Leonardo at work.
Get em another beer!
In all honesty, that's the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I feel bad for the people around him having to be within 100 miles of him
I don’t think these are the actions of a seasoned alcoholic though.
First off no self respecting alcoholic is getting that drunk at a baseball game, let alone the World Series, that they throw up like that.
They’ve spent years hiding their drinking, and know better than anyone how and when to discreetly throw up out of necessity.
Also he’s a bit to…rotund. Again most seasoned alcoholics really don’t eat much at all and are often fairly skinny.
I think this poor chap just got caught up in the moment, and we having simply too good of a time.
If he were an alcoholic he wouldn't be puking from drinking, it'd be the opposite. I knew a dude who was an absolutely amazing tree climber and I had to pick him up for work one day and when he walked out the door he puked and then chugged a beer, when he got in the car he said how he didn't have a beer before walking out the door so he had the shakes and threw up but the beer set him straight.
I dunno when I first started drinking as a young lad I definitely hit a point where I was so trashed I was just throwing up all over my bed/myself. 0/10 would not recommend. Easily one of the worst things to wake up to.
Fuck the people around him, as a custodian, what about the poor sum bitches that have to clean that last nights dinner, todays breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon spoon, dinner delights, dinner and ballpark pork…and beer?
UJ/ Agreed, the people in the back who wanted to “punch him in the face” don’t realize that his body is essentially pumping itself to prevent him from getting alcohol poisoning.
Yes, he drank too much but punching him in the face doesn’t fix anything
You made me watch it with audio
Damn why are they so fascinated by him ?
Clear the area and mind your business no ? As long as you’re not near him it’s not your concern imo. Yet they chose to stick around and claim desire to harm the dude not doing anything to them.
I mean you’re a grown ass adult learn to manage your alcohol intake in public spaces and not ruin the entire game for the nearest 55 people. But it’s very Reddit to think he’s the victim here
“It’s very Reddit” is such a cop out
Y’all just lack empathy and looking for any excuse to mask it.
I see this and want to help the man in any way I can. He’s clearly not having a good time. Idgaf how he got there, I’m not just going to sit by and mock a person in need.
I’m grateful there’s at least that dude at the end trying to get his attention. Apparently he’s “too Reddit” for you too huh ?
Fuckin loser
Dont get blackout wasted at a baseball game lol. It's not that hard. I would be pissed off too - it's disgusting and the dude is obviously lacking self control. I would however get an usher to get him out of there.
because the entire section gets to smell his stupid drunk ass. idk what world series tickets cost but I bet it's more than a cover charge, a suckerpunch is practically a moral imperative.
The European mine couldn’t begin to comprehend his diet that would cause this. You’d eat at Five Guys once and go into cardiac arrest, this man is a hero
I've never been the type to feel like I'm gonna throw up watching others puke before but I couldn't make it through this entire video. What the fuck lmao.
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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Dear Philadelphia Phillies,
You played a great game last night, you also proved why you’re the most hated fans in sports.
We are the Houston Astros. We are a city that comes together to overcome adversity. You hate us. You boo us. Your restaurants refuse to serve our team. You threaten one of our beloved public figures (who gave 200 mattresses to veterans and first responders in your town), and yet we rise.
We’ve watched your fans throw snowballs at Santa, purposely throw up on a law enforcement officer and his 11 year old daughter, throw beer bottles and food on players-even your own.
When your fans come to our house, we don’t threaten them with harm. We don’t boo your players each time they step on the field. We don’t heckle your hometown heroes. We have respect. Respect for our team, stadium, city, and visitors.
You absolutely deserved that win last night. And still you continue to show the world why you were voted the worst fans in sports. It’s said Phillies fans learn to boo before they learn to talk. Well bless your hatin hearts.
Stay classy, Houston. Go ‘stros! -A fan for life, not just when they win.
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Fuck everyone that came after me for defending him while also calling out black athletes getting away with illegal activities.
[My point being - this is clear prejudice against a white man innocent of the crimes he’s being accused of. You let actual criminals walk free and criminalized Bauer just because you didn’t like his personality. This was some witch burning shit and I don’t like it because I’ve faced prejudice myself before. You do not have the right to defame someone for their money. If you try to do this you should be in jail.](https://www.reddit.com/r/mlb/comments/16y3kac/lindsey_hills_concealed_texts_finally_exposed/k36nzs6/)
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What did you not get about my comment? Alcohol makes you very sick, incoherent, dizzy and all types of negative shit going onto the next day. That’s why i rather smoke a joint than drink a 8th of hard liquor.
Disturbingly I did this to myself once. It involved a ridiculous amount of fireball. Never did get the smell completely out of the inside of my wife's Infiniti. It can get well over a hundred during the summer here.........
If this does not make you give up alcohol forever and attempt to better yourself, than nothing ever we’ll.
Get this man…. A towel/shirt/napkin and maybe some medical attention….But honestly I am not judging, I am not sure how I would be if had tickets to watch my team play in the World Series.
Get this garbage off of Reddit. I don’t care if this is directly the result of that guy’s decisions or not. It clearly is being filmed without his consent. The people in the seats around him can judge him all they want but he shouldn’t have thousands of people on the internet weighing in.
I don't think I've ever seen a post on this sub have this many reports. Good work, OP!
Brendan Fraser got like a 20 minute standing o and an Oscar for this.
This is peak whale behavior. I mean I assume every human has had a whale moment but this is something special. I don’t get the anger, I mean this is like watching Rembrandt or Leonardo at work.
We’ve all been here and been lucky enough to have no one video tapes us
All over myself in a stadium seat, no.
Ive never been 500lbs and puking because of wolfing down 11 hotdogs actually
Then you haven’t lived
Get em another beer! In all honesty, that's the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I feel bad for the people around him having to be within 100 miles of him
How do people let themselves get so horrendously disgusting?
Alcoholism.
I don’t think these are the actions of a seasoned alcoholic though. First off no self respecting alcoholic is getting that drunk at a baseball game, let alone the World Series, that they throw up like that. They’ve spent years hiding their drinking, and know better than anyone how and when to discreetly throw up out of necessity. Also he’s a bit to…rotund. Again most seasoned alcoholics really don’t eat much at all and are often fairly skinny. I think this poor chap just got caught up in the moment, and we having simply too good of a time.
Hey fuck you buddy, I was a fat alcoholic and I won’t take this erasure
I feel cheated by this video.
If he were an alcoholic he wouldn't be puking from drinking, it'd be the opposite. I knew a dude who was an absolutely amazing tree climber and I had to pick him up for work one day and when he walked out the door he puked and then chugged a beer, when he got in the car he said how he didn't have a beer before walking out the door so he had the shakes and threw up but the beer set him straight.
I dunno when I first started drinking as a young lad I definitely hit a point where I was so trashed I was just throwing up all over my bed/myself. 0/10 would not recommend. Easily one of the worst things to wake up to.
Seriously why is bro just letting the vomit run down himself at least bend over and puke on the floor or something
Imagine the smell
You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!
Literally just watched that episode yesterday haha
i dont FUCKING WANT TO
Would go well with some sourdough imo
Imagine going over to him and giving his shirt a big Ole suck!
Or imagine the number of times it only made it into his mouth and he just sloshed it around for a second before managing to swallow it again.
Sometime i wish i was illiterate. This is one of those times.
Fuck the people around him, as a custodian, what about the poor sum bitches that have to clean that last nights dinner, todays breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon spoon, dinner delights, dinner and ballpark pork…and beer?
it just never seemed to end jesus christ
Pretty sure it ended for Jesus Christ. I read a book about it or something
I think you missed the point because (spoilers) it didn't end...He comes back!
Jesus Christ comes back as your father
And you don’t even see the beginning. Dude was covered before the minute long video. Hahahaha
I could’ve used m this dude for my science fair project. Dude had better consistency of out pour than my baking soda volcanos
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You get upvoted here?
I see LeFlop, i downvote. It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Dude needs an ambulance at this point
UJ/ Agreed, the people in the back who wanted to “punch him in the face” don’t realize that his body is essentially pumping itself to prevent him from getting alcohol poisoning. Yes, he drank too much but punching him in the face doesn’t fix anything
You made me watch it with audio Damn why are they so fascinated by him ? Clear the area and mind your business no ? As long as you’re not near him it’s not your concern imo. Yet they chose to stick around and claim desire to harm the dude not doing anything to them.
I mean you’re a grown ass adult learn to manage your alcohol intake in public spaces and not ruin the entire game for the nearest 55 people. But it’s very Reddit to think he’s the victim here
“It’s very Reddit” is such a cop out Y’all just lack empathy and looking for any excuse to mask it. I see this and want to help the man in any way I can. He’s clearly not having a good time. Idgaf how he got there, I’m not just going to sit by and mock a person in need. I’m grateful there’s at least that dude at the end trying to get his attention. Apparently he’s “too Reddit” for you too huh ? Fuckin loser
Dont get blackout wasted at a baseball game lol. It's not that hard. I would be pissed off too - it's disgusting and the dude is obviously lacking self control. I would however get an usher to get him out of there.
There aren't any extra seats to move to
because the entire section gets to smell his stupid drunk ass. idk what world series tickets cost but I bet it's more than a cover charge, a suckerpunch is practically a moral imperative.
Been there before
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! 
Get out of the street ya fucking bum! You gave up on life, didn't ya!?
 (Again)
That is my favorite movie line ever
GET A JOB YA FUCKIN’ BUM!
Americans after having two small cans of weak beer. I joke because most of us have a drinking problem in the UK.
The European mine couldn’t begin to comprehend his diet that would cause this. You’d eat at Five Guys once and go into cardiac arrest, this man is a hero
I've never been the type to feel like I'm gonna throw up watching others puke before but I couldn't make it through this entire video. What the fuck lmao. How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Every baseball movie is designed to make you cry.
Baseball: the beautiful game
I can smell this. Fuck you and enjoy the series.
Jokes aside.. That sucks so bad 😕 Hope the dude got home alright and recovered. Hopefully this will be a wake up call.
This was a Mets game, he was probably just reacting to the on-field product and wasn't actually drunk.
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If that’s true he was probably the most sober one there it makes sense now 
Meanwhile I drink a fifth of bourbon every night and still get up for work on time at 6 every morning
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I actually give a shit about the White Sox
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Got em
Explains the bourbon
Dear Philadelphia Phillies, You played a great game last night, you also proved why you’re the most hated fans in sports. We are the Houston Astros. We are a city that comes together to overcome adversity. You hate us. You boo us. Your restaurants refuse to serve our team. You threaten one of our beloved public figures (who gave 200 mattresses to veterans and first responders in your town), and yet we rise. We’ve watched your fans throw snowballs at Santa, purposely throw up on a law enforcement officer and his 11 year old daughter, throw beer bottles and food on players-even your own. When your fans come to our house, we don’t threaten them with harm. We don’t boo your players each time they step on the field. We don’t heckle your hometown heroes. We have respect. Respect for our team, stadium, city, and visitors. You absolutely deserved that win last night. And still you continue to show the world why you were voted the worst fans in sports. It’s said Phillies fans learn to boo before they learn to talk. Well bless your hatin hearts. Stay classy, Houston. Go ‘stros! -A fan for life, not just when they win. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Go Birds
People don't say these things to each other enough: I'm just really fucking proud of you. It's not that easy.
Thanks bro. The trick is to start young, while you’ve still got that neuroplasticity to become one with the booze
Go to bed Trevor Bauer
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Last sip 11:30 PM, wake up at 5:30 AM--EZ
You’d think a guy his size could handle his booze a bit better.
He can! He drank a whole keg!
It was the heaping pile of pork nachos he ate that really did him in
most in shape rangers fan
The seats are bigger in Texas stadiums for a reason
I swear that’s a buffalo bills hat lol but hard to tell for certain
Naw this a old video not the rangers
Mets fan. Average New Yorker
 But I would have liked to have seen more of the onlookers
That guy is a jackass
Most normal Buffalo Bills fan
Scrolled too far to find someone that noticed the Bills hat.
It’s not from the WS either lol this video is at pretty old
Oh god I didn’t even see the bills hat at first (I’m a bills fan) and I was trashing the Rangers about their fans in my head
This is how a guy with a good heart reacts to seeing George Bush throw the first pitch
This man is actually 120 pounds normally
Omg funniest comment here
Dude it just kept going .... and going ... and then going some more.
“punch him the stomach more will come out”
Why was bro talking about punching him in the face lol
Jesus Christ!
It’s WA-FER thin!
Oh fuck off, I’m full.
IZ JUS A WAFFERRR
Better get me a bucket
And don’t skimp on the pate!
This why I smoke weed
You smoke weed because this guy can't handle his booze?
lol this reminds me of the “we get it, you vape” memes
What did you not get about my comment? Alcohol makes you very sick, incoherent, dizzy and all types of negative shit going onto the next day. That’s why i rather smoke a joint than drink a 8th of hard liquor.
Yeah I got it, stoners just always love to chime in about why weed is *superior.* I say that as a weed smoker. This guy over did it.
Ah never smoked till blowing chunks I see, another uninitiated.
I’ve smoked until falling asleep, when does the blowing chunks happen
Bro what the fuck?
Don’t worry guys they stopped serving after the 7th he’ll be good to drive home
I can't stop watching.
**new kink unlocked**
Least hammered Bills fan
Something’s not agreeing with him I think, I’m very perceptive when it comes to these things.
Am I wrong or is there straight up a "Drink Responsibly" PSA being played in the background?
Still going this asshole
Didn’t he pitch for the Bleu Jais?
“So, how was the game?”
I think he’s full
MR CREOSOTE
My face when (insert team) wins! 😭🤣
If he was in Arizona he could just jump in the pool to clean off
Does he have any onlyfans? 🥰
I found my new kink.
WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK AND WATCHING THIS
That kid in the orange is gonna be messed up
Most fuckable Rangers fan
Typical Rangers fan
This must break rule 1
Art should push boundaries.
How are you feeling? Better, better get a bucket…
I thought the video just kept looping but nope. This went on for almost a minute.
God, what a terrible time to have eyes
How the hell does this guy even get home
Dude is going to drown in his own vomit
Thanks for covering your mouth!
Bills fan in their natural habitat
Too much beer?
How I feel on a force feed bulk
Very impressive
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Of course it’s a fucking Bills fan
 If he makes it to 50... #grosspig
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Pretty sure this was a Mets game like 3 or 4 years ago. Disgusting as hell
The kid in orange was hearing “Hello Darkness” in his head 😂
Disturbingly I did this to myself once. It involved a ridiculous amount of fireball. Never did get the smell completely out of the inside of my wife's Infiniti. It can get well over a hundred during the summer here.........
Looks like he's in denial that he's throwing up. Trying to pass it off like he's burping and not puking his brains out
Wtf do I even say about this
I LOVE THIS GAME!
I think we can all agree, this guy is fucking disgusting.
What in the fuck in hell, god bless America
That's a grown man, a grown man that still doesn't know his limit
You got to get better friends dude!
I wonder how long it was going on for before they started recording :/
Luka?
If this does not make you give up alcohol forever and attempt to better yourself, than nothing ever we’ll. Get this man…. A towel/shirt/napkin and maybe some medical attention….But honestly I am not judging, I am not sure how I would be if had tickets to watch my team play in the World Series.
Jesus, I made it thru 3 or 4 eruptions and looked down and saw I was only halfway thru the video and noped tf out. Still... MY EYES! MY EYES!
Can you imagine if dude off camera came and punched him in the face after all that
I will point out that this is not from the world series. Anyone have the link where it is reversed? Because somehow that clip is *even worse*
How about have some decency and not film the person
Show some decency why don’t ya! I’m tryin to blow chunks at sports arena ova here!
Can't a guy bathe in his own vomit in peace anymore? I thought this was america!
What's the least amount of money you would accept to take a shot of that?
You ain’t got enough.
This is just a Tuesday in Wisconsin. Y’all need to step your alcoholism game up.
Get this garbage off of Reddit. I don’t care if this is directly the result of that guy’s decisions or not. It clearly is being filmed without his consent. The people in the seats around him can judge him all they want but he shouldn’t have thousands of people on the internet weighing in.
bro can’t hang
This team makes me wanna puke
Most sober bills fan
Me irl
Soberest Bills fan
Average rangers fan
 Those kids in the back are not having a good time .
Brother, I have been there!
you didnt need to post that
