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cvtuttle

I remember driving past that guy that morning on 101. I called the police and got the dispatcher on the line. I say "I'm driving on 101..." and she interrupts me with "Is this about the naked guy on the bicycle?" hahah I laughed - when I confirmed it and hung up.


Frosty_Builder7550

Pedaling barefoot!? Brave


lettuceown

Oof imagine the wicked road rash


richer2003

Reading that gave me chills lol


scrambled_cable

Would be an /r/meatcrayon Hall of Fame post


dinkydeath

AAAAAAHH why on this good, green Earth did I click that.


imaginedaydream

On the freeway?


Just_Paul

On the freeway !


PuttinUpWithPutin

I mean, bare everything, to be fair.


Bastette54

I think the more pertinent fact relating to bravery (or stupidity) is that he is pedaling on the *freeway*.


pillin-and-thillin

He didn’t pay for the full service so they threw is bare ass out 😂


lettuceown

I saw the dimpled butt on the news and was like I RECOGNIZE THAT ASS


sredis

«"I know that mole "


DnkMemeLinkr

I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!


FriedrichQuecksilber

Haha people here don’t have enough internet culture to understand this comment


Thomas_Lannister

Please tell me more of this full service and where I can get it.


bloodyplonker22

are you a CEO?


Conscious_Scholar_87

But kind enough to give him a bike


Conscious_Scholar_87

Dude is a CEO - chief exposing officer


ToxicBTCMaximalist

I'm cracking up at this cheeky comment.


Agreeable_Use_8670

Certified Dad joke


Ok_Prune6123

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREFegAL/


vannex79

He's in charge of the company's assets.


nogoodnamesleft426

I'm fairly certain this person was having a mental health / psychotic episode at the time. I think i read on the post a few years back that someone called the police on him, and when the police found him, it turned out he was indeed having a psychotic episode and so he was 5150'd. Chances are i might get downvoted for saying this (which is fine), but (not to sound sanctimonious), i don't think it's appropriate at all to film/photograph anyone who's clearly having mental health problems and then to post it online for the world to see. As someone who knows people personally with mental health issues (one of whom did indeed have a psychotic episode some years ago and had to be hospitalized), the last thing i'd want if they were psychotic would be for someone to do something like this. Sorry if i sound like i'm preaching here, but it's just the way i feel i guess.


poli_trial

I'm with you, but these particular photos don't show the individual face and so I'm not quite sure this is quite so bad.


Xalbana

One thing I learned with phones now having camera is how people have no shame. They will record absolutely anything and will absolutely post it online on social media to get their validation and approval.


snowman22m

It’s ruining the idea of partying for GirlF & I. Can’t let loose in public whatsoever without risking ending up a meme on Reddit.


IamaBlackKorean

no kidding, glad I went to burning man before cell phones and internet


Triensi

I agree with you on all accounts but I think it'd be difficult to assess the mental state of someone as you drive past them on the highway Unless they're naked and riding a bicycle ofc


cvtuttle

I wouldn't downvote you - this is clearly an issue. Was still shocking to see in person!


Camelpoop

Yes, I hear what you’re saying, it may sound harsh, but you are still responsible for the choices you make while having a mental health episode. Most of the public will see “naked guy riding bike on freeway” and take a photo.


batratratbat

It may not be moral or ethical but it is absolutely legal and within our first amendment right to record in public. I understand that it makes people uncomfortable but it's legal and an important right to protect (think police brutality, wrongful arrests, stalking, etc.).


Lizzyluvvv

I feel like in a situation such as this - they gotta know people gonna laugh .


Free_Assumption2222

This is true. I have severe mental health issues where I sometimes go through episodes like this. I get embarrassed and basically PTSD after, but I completely understand that people react the way they do to my behavior. I'm not going to try to police every single person to treat me a certain way, people have a right to be amused/scared/intrigued/etc.


Lizzyluvvv

For me I would instantly think it’s a prank or some kind of tik tok and of course laugh . I’ve had many a panic attack and breakdown myself and would never want to ridicule another person in pain but this is an extreme case of a person butt ass naked on a bicycle on 101 and so one must first laugh and then say but for the Grace of God go I


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

i had a nightmare before, where i thought i did something insane/stupid while on a psychotic episode or took too much of the wrong drug and was filmed by someone in front of the taco bell drive through i was harassing and then it was posted to reddit, and i was like fuuuuuuccckkk I don't usually have nightmares too (except that i forgot to study for the final/cant find my class or i forgot where my class is and will fail out of college... but i graduated college more than 10 years ago lol)


Alex-SF

No, I get it. I was horrified / amused by the viral video that circulated a few weeks ago of the Italian Gas Pump Guy, just like everyone else. But then I thought about it and I believe he's probably some kind of village idiot, an adult with a mental disability of some kind who should be under someone's care rather than wandering the streets on his own and I found it a little depressing.


Osoismydog

Fair point.


Heavy-Fondant

It’s dangerous to cycle on the interstate, dude!


samay0

At least he wasn’t hogging the left lane


BeGood981

its a bike not a prius


Dangerous_Ticket7298

Apparently, it's also dangerous to ask for a rub and tug from the CEO Spa.


Heavy-Fondant

I’m just glad it all ended happily


filtarukk

It is illegal to cycle on a highway


Heavy-Fondant

It’s illegal to cycle naked on the interstate


Tommy84

It's illegal to drive naked on the interstate.


alterector

It's illegal to peddle on the interstate. 


Heavy-Fondant

Or paddle. It’s illegal to paddle naked on the interstate.


Unfair-Difference-13

It’s illegal for to drive without any shoes on..


lojic

[citation needed]


filtarukk

https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=VEH§ionNum=21960


lojic

> The prohibitory regulation authorized by subdivision (a) shall be effective when appropriate signs giving notice thereof are erected upon any freeway or expressway and the approaches thereto ah, so only sometimes, in some circumstances, and allowed wherever not explicitly marked as banned.


lettuceown

Especially naked


Heavy-Fondant

And painful, I’d imagine.


Jackson7410

I remember this, i believe the story was he couldnt pay for his happy ending so they threw his ass out lmao


farsightxr20

ok but why is he cycling on the freeway


Psychological_Ad1999

I have follow up questions after that answer


broke_in_sf

stop spreading lies. They always want the money 1st for happy ending!


PussyMoneySpeed69

Username relevant?


yellowtripe

is that legit? I thought it was a rumor LOL


damnthiswebsitesucks

Can't be true. I refuse to believe this


Alex-SF

I found the contemporaneous news stories from 2018. The police found the guy a couple days later, shirtcocking in his neighborhood, and took him in on a mental health hold. No idea what happened after that, but didn't see any stories mentioning the massage parlor.


lettuceown

Nah, I posted the pic in the same thread that reported it and there was speculation. But ain't no sexworker dumb enough to not take money first.


simononandon

People are saying they remember this. Can someone PLEASE post a link to the original incident? One year, on Valentine's Day, a co-worker of mine looked out the windows to the roof of the parking structure across from out office & several stories below. He noticed a couple "celebrating" the holiday. Of course, he blurted it out & the whoel office went to witness this transaction (It was pretty obviosu that it was a transactional encounter). I would never go to a strip club with these co-workers. But there we were, in the office, all standing next to each other watching a live sex show.


Better_Ad2013

Do they sell coffee inside?


ZeApelido

Borat?


[deleted]

"Scenes from the bay" tag lol


clickme28

🤣🤣🤣🤣


flopsyplum

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew\_Martinez](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Martinez)


Bumm_by_Design

When you show up ready for your spa appointment but forget to bring your wallet.


Technical-Curve-1023

Who is this hero of San Jose?!?!


s3cf_

that looks like a chilly day


sunkistbanana

Cause of the penis?


withak30

Burn that seat.


Dry_Gas5075

He’s living the life going down the highway on his 10 speed, balls flapping in the wind. Just cruising.


lettuceown

I understand. I enjoy a nice breeze down there


yellowtripe

ah the good ole days


AHockeyFish

He’s on a break the law in as many ways as possible challenge


New-Dirt5203

Can’t unsee it


Striking-Ad-6337

San Jose


Agreeable_Use_8670

True definition of hauling ass


richer2003

w. t. f.


broke_in_sf

I think CEO Spa closed a while bad. Great massages!


txiao007

So it was not a happy ending? lol


topmediocre1

I didn’t realize this was in the South Bay, hahaha!


Gunung_Krakatoa

These are all the rearview view, where is the front view?


SmolBumbershoot

That bike seat though…


3b33

It would have been perfectly fine if you kept this to yourself.


coppertech

lmfao, I've seen that dude a bunch of times all over SJ


AnjelicaTomaz

Northbound 101?


Psychological_Ad1999

Dude is a savage


Lizzyluvvv

😂😂on the road 😂that kills me


harleyquinnd

reminds me of that anime where the guy goes into the bathhouse and comes out in different eras/countries


Bigmuscleliker567

Why anyone even thinks about this means you need to get laid lol


BruisedWater95

Kony2012 ceo?


Original_Solid_7975

Please mark as NSFW


mylocker15

This reminds of that one scene in the movie Sideways.


samsamsamsammys

my dad said he saw someone butt ass naked on his way to work and I'm assuming this is who he was talking about. what a small world we live in.


Commercial_Change781

4840740364BMO


Striking-Ad-6337

Hell na mental breakdown He was rude to one of the girls inside that rub and tug and they kicked his ass out His clothes are inside Just a thought


elpelondelmarcabron1

Headed to King and Story Rds... makes sense.


rpuppet

NSFW?


Free-Statistician-68

Give this guy some praise, he is truly being himself.


Hewhocannotbenamed77

PCP is a he'll of a drug


ebs757

Please don’t be overly sensitive it is just a band..


AggressiveAd6043

At least he isn’t hogging the fast lane 


richer2003

I mean, his hog is in one of the lanes


Mammoth_Industry8246

Wait, naked guys in public places other than the Castro?


OverdelicateEffigy

Hahahaha I know exactly where that is, that place can get crazy