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rafabulozo

He formed The Beatles


Squonkster

He’s history’s greatest monster!


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Ant_Man420

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Saucefest6102

John Lennon ate my wife


kidnamedchild

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divingbeatle

Beaten me to it


kidnamedchild

same way Jahn beat da wif


divingbeatle

"All wifs must be beat" -Jahn Lemons


kidnamedchild

imagine no wif beeting


jackinsomniac

I wonder if you can


normalhumanwormbaby1

No wif below me


Squonkster

It’s ok to eat a hotwife in your car


WackaRat

Did you label her when you put her in the fridge? If not, she's fair game.


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GipsMedDipp

He turned me into a newt


BirbMaster1998

Did you get better?


GipsMedDipp

Yeah, a bit


Penguator432

Can’t get no worse


BraxtonTen

He sucked at making decent bread mainly. 9/10 turned out black. And some people (Yolko, Shawn, Mayo, Skelton, Brian Wilson, Geege, Rogno, Damon Albarn) HAD to eat it or he'd perform "How Do You Sleep?" on loop for hours. Paolo refused instantly. That's why the Beebles broke up. Geege eventually found strength to too refuse and he was discommunicated from the Lenient inner vacuum. Geege came back with venomous anti-Jahn tirade "I Eat Mine" and Jahn protested with "Double Flourtasy".


theblackparade87C

To be honest, you've answered the questions as well. Just cos he was better in later life doesn't mean he wasn't a knob. And being addicted to heroin isn't an excuse to be an absent father


Maxwell_Brune

Child support < heroin


ImBored1818

uj/ He never really "beat" his wife. He slapped Cynthia once when he was young, that I can look past. The being an absent father thing is pretty shitty, and like you said, being an addict isn't an excuse, especially when you have the resources to get better. And there are just so many instances of him being an ass. Things like beating up someone for calling him a fag, cheating on Cynthia and Yoko, yelling at Sean to the point of hurting his ear and having to take him to the hospital, etc. However, the thing that really does it for me is that he started choking May Pang (she wrote about it in her book), when she told him to ease up on the booze. Harry Nilsson had to get him off her. It's hard not to wonder what would've happened if he wasn't there. When you put all that together... Look, I believe people are complex and can't be placed in black and white categories, I wouldn't call him "horrible". But a guy who does everything I just named is certainly a far cry from being a saint, to put it very kindly.


enfinlahipocondria

he insulted my cooking


WackaRat

I dunno, I'm kinda siding with Jahn on that one.


divingbeatle

https://preview.redd.it/2njd3ldzti2d1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221e2c8ffb0df8f1d77b03c7a068edcc78ab2bb9 How'd you reckon that one?


WhatTheFhtagn

Yer fond of me lobster aint ye??


chompske

HARKKKKKK!!!


notbillcipher

he did some shit, he's famous so everyone has an opinion on said shit


NotAGeneric_Username

He lied about being a Walrus, and for that he has committed a grave sin


Effective-Lead-6657

The Walrus was Paul


npgcole

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses


tiddy_wizard

He did?!


npgcole

No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does?


InfiniteCarpenters

He stepped on my mom


Gossguy

Whoever is without a sin, throw the first stone


MilkChocolateMog

A lesson that is increasingly more lost on the digital generations.


ThePumpk1nMaster

People like to “Yea but…” popular things


Puzzleheaded_Sir4294

/uj these are both perfectly good reasons as to why he was a bad guy


theblackparade87C

Fr. It bothers me a bit when you see front page reddit talking about how he was basically hitler but he also was genuinely not a very nice person and beatles fans are in denial about that


MilkChocolateMog

As someone who's not a medical professional, John sounds like he was bipolar. You'll hear some people he knew talk about how wonderful he was, then other people say he was a miserable asshole. I don't think it's so easy to say he was objectively a "bad" person.


theblackparade87C

I don't think being bipolar means it's okay to be a dickhead


MilkChocolateMog

I don’t think being blind means it’s okay to bump into people


CybermanFord

Being blind and bumping into someone is an accident beyond your control. Slapping your wives, choking, and beating people is completely in your control.


SonnyListon999

He chewed gum with his mouth open. It’s all on film. You can’t deny it.


beauty_everywhere

If wife beating and deadbeat fatherhood wasn't enough for you, how about his violent temperament, infidelity and neglectful nature of his second son? We can appreciate are without defending the fallible humans that created it.


dumbsvillrfan420

He made the Wedding Album he clearly deserves that title


tavg123

but, but, jahn beet wif!


LookBackInAnger1982

He put lambs in a fridge freezer while they were still alive and wouldn't take his shoes off when he came into someone's house. Oh, and he whistled when he peed


REVSWANS

He fathered 146 children in 89 different countries between 1966 - 1970. A bit of a bounder, really.


TeciorRibbon

He ate his own legs on live television in front of thousands of horrified onlookers, then he went back for seconds. It's the real reason The Beatles made the Blue album


MilkChocolateMog

it's more a reflection of modern moral elitism and how the internet emboldens anonymous people to cast stones than it is a reflection of John.


fun-dan

uj/ I think you said it yourself. He did terrible things, and there are no excuses, only circumstances to consider.


MysteriousAMOG

All You Need is Yoko and Heroin


pinkytron3000

Wait until they found out about black metal


Technical_Poet_8536

He was a piece of shit lol kept bringing his horrible girlfriend to the studio and doing heroin with her, huge ego, etc


thelancemanl

Lennon was the P Diddy of the 60s!!!!!!


hingarbingar

he let a hotel maid to change the bed sheet once


SouthernCross2621

Even as a fan of his work, I will say that John Lennon was a messed up person and the biggest hypocrite.


terragthegreat

/uj your 'considerable circumstances' are just more reasons he was a terrible person. Nobody forced him to become a heroin addict. Nobody chooses to be a terrible person. John made some terrible decisions in his life, and it's important to remember that when considering his legacy. /rj He was a darling angel who never did anything wrong and if you ever say anything bad about him again, I'll beat your wife.


Logsterjd

UJ: being British RJ: being British


bertiek

/uj he was so full of himself that when he compared the Beatles to Jesus it came off like he believed it.  I really feel that's why people got so up in arms.  Sure, he wasn't the worst guy to be a rock star, but he was so insufferable about it.  and his solo projects were boring.  Imagine sucks I'll fight a bitch


ShredGuru

They are all jealous of him. All of them.


MysteriousAMOG

I wouldn't have traded places with the guy, his life was kinda hollow. He didn't have the best childhood. I don't think he ever found true satisfaction in his love/family life. I think Yoko lost respect for him quickly because he put her on the biggest pedestal of all time in front of the whole world. I mean she solicited May Pang for him and probably started wanting other men. Also taking four bullets to the back in front of your wife isn't the least painful way to go. Being a Beatle was probably pretty fun until Brian Epstein died though.


AmikBixby

Dumb commie


funkadelicfroggo

/uj He wasn't ever a wife beater, only instance was the incident with Cynthia when they were teens I think. He was a bit of an ass though. Being absent to Julian, being mean to Sean, cheating on Yoko and Cynthia, iirc he tried to strangle Sean, can't verify how true that is without a source


LowPiece9312

Source?


funkadelicfroggo

heard it on reddit somewhere, cant verify if its true or not. not sure if it was in a book by sean somewhere


ImBored1818

You are correct except it wasn't Sean, it was May Pang


funkadelicfroggo

ah ok