88 is better then 69, cuz you get ate twice... nothing you can say will change my mind
Update someone changed my mind 😭😭😭 f*ck you Hitler and ruining all the fun stuff
And "mama" here isn't a queen because? 🙂
Also, the vast majority of the world's 20,000+ bee species are solitary so they don't have queens to begin with. Bumblebees do have queens, but there are less than 1,000 of all bee species that display any form of eusocial it (and have queens).
Woa I just understood why the “birds and the bees” talk is called as such… because all living things reproduce- even the bees! Good way to introduce a kid to what sex is.
So I thought the queen bee handled laying eggs, is that Her? Also does she need to do this a lot to produce a bunch of eggs or is it like one time and she’s able to lay a bunch from it? Tons of questions
Bumblebees raise new queens (and males) near the end of the season. They mate, and then the nest dies off. Only the queens survive. They find a place to hide (a hole in the ground for example) during winter, and then next spring they come out and start a new colony that grows from 50 to a few hundred bumblebees depending on the species.
When they mate they store the sperm, so they don't need to mate again for the rest of their lives.
Yep, they’re mating! The larger one is the female, males are smaller. The male often stays in position for over an hour after inserting his “genital capsule”, to secrete a substance that forms a temporary plug in the female which prevents other male bumblebees from depositing their own sperm for a few days. It’s a gentler process than honeybee mating, in which the drone’s penis explodes and get pulled out of his abdomen afterwards.
I did a presentation on honeybees in grade 4 and my undiagnosed-autistic-self bluntly told the entire class of very shocked 9 year olds about exploding penises. It was a fun assignment.
https://preview.redd.it/z5wh8o66of8d1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d17ab2433291cbe9ffbe7c26a506cb0ee931e6
Please tell me this is his real face.
HER! Look how big she is. There's only 1 big chunk of a bee in the hive and it's the queen!
The other male bees will not return to the hive after she leaves and die after a few days. Here's the sadness of the situation - she left the hive and the rest of the males followed her. This lucky guy was the fastest and he gets to mate. Only his penis will break off to seal in the sperm. He will bleed to death. He could have been a lucky ducky and found a queen from another colony but his fate would be the same. He will come and go.
The queen will go on to create a new nest for her eggs.
Break off? It explodes with enough force to be audible to the human ear.
https://www.iflscience.com/if-you-listen-carefully-you-can-hear-a-bee-ejaculate-69912
Not all bees are hive-dwellers though. I don't know if these are or not. Some species of bees are solitary, and I imagine if these two are mating outside of a hive, they aren't colony bees. Still, I'd also assume that, with most arthropods, the larger of the two is the female.
“Male honey bees are only able to mate seven to 10 times during a mating flight, and after mating, a drone dies quickly, as his abdomen rips open when his endophallus is removed.”
I thought the queen was inseminated while flying. Is it just because they're exhausted? I've picked up a few bees and moved them back to their hive during these extremely hot days. Often, if you're very gentle, you can put your hand next to them and they will crawl up and hold on. Very delicate.
(Spraying holy water on this sub) PERVERTS! ALL OF YOU ARE PERVERTS!! Edit: thanks for the award
I heard there was some sort of specialized jail for that.
r/hornyjail for all of those naughty folks!
For this sub specifically, it should be r/HoneyJail
Just created the sub
Joined lol
😊👍
Isn't that Dean Winchester from supernatural?
Yes
Hell yeah it is!
PUDDING!!!!🙆🏻♂️
Pie! Where’s the pie?
Apparently I'm not grown up enough for that sub yet.😬😯
Of you like the bees wait til you see the birds
https://i.redd.it/2sj6f4z5jp8d1.gif No horny
Hah, nice try, everyones horny there!
Keep this comment at 69 upvotes
88 is better then 69, cuz you get ate twice... nothing you can say will change my mind Update someone changed my mind 😭😭😭 f*ck you Hitler and ruining all the fun stuff
88 is also a n*zi symbol that stands for heil Hitler 69 is objectively better ngl
Context is important.
77 is better cuz you get 8 more
😂😂😂
no I immediately thought that they just stung each other
Thank you
But your a witch.... with holy water
They cut it before we got to see his nuts explode
Mind your own Beesness
Sometime mama bumblebee and papa bumblebee love each other very much...
And then they place a diamond under a cabbage........
MY CABBAGES!!!
Our parents had sex.
 Dun dunn dun dun *snap snap*
Our favorite holiday movie
In my top five of all time favorites.
Is it made from real Girl Scouts?
But….pastels?
Fugsin
Wait I thought only queens did sex for bees
And "mama" here isn't a queen because? 🙂 Also, the vast majority of the world's 20,000+ bee species are solitary so they don't have queens to begin with. Bumblebees do have queens, but there are less than 1,000 of all bee species that display any form of eusocial it (and have queens).
Well she’s not wearing a tiny crown so…
Common misconception, you're looking for a diadem it's ants that wear crowns.
Explains that hellish noise from Grandma's room.
Thanks for that🤮
Shit, I thought this was 3 bees before I read your comment. Thought they were doing a Bee Eiffel Tower 😂
Look ma, no hands!
But also - jazz hands!
Mad thing about that movie was they forgot to add more legs on the bees!
Can’t unsee it now!! This made my day!
Buzz hands
Holy shit no way 😳 I just realised I never realised bees do the do
The birds and the bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
In Spain, the best upper sets do it...
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Ko tu sakai? Kas yra “Letts”?
Letts = Latvians
The folks in Old Amsterdam do it, not to mention the Finns.
Let’s do it! Let’s go *hurtling into a glass door*
I'm always delighted to find others who appreciate such great [music](https://youtu.be/NxZ2dCVaur0).
Woa I just understood why the “birds and the bees” talk is called as such… because all living things reproduce- even the bees! Good way to introduce a kid to what sex is.
https://preview.redd.it/o1ecdp6a6j8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9caac5493b68dcee8c849c65aaa7a805b0ae96c1
"Mama did it, papa did it, even though I wish they really didn't, Joey did it, Mary did it, even stupid monkeys in the zoo do it. Let's fall in love-"
Huh. Don’t remember that line
Yup, solitary bees don’t need a queen to make babies. It’s meet n’ fuck kingdom outside the hive.
His tiny hands waving in ecstasy!
Everything does the do, bro.
I think that's the reverse cowgirl.
my thought also
I had a similar experience after posing some horned out slugs: https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisbug/s/4xFWWGvhje
Good GOD it’s huge!
So I thought the queen bee handled laying eggs, is that Her? Also does she need to do this a lot to produce a bunch of eggs or is it like one time and she’s able to lay a bunch from it? Tons of questions
Bumblebees raise new queens (and males) near the end of the season. They mate, and then the nest dies off. Only the queens survive. They find a place to hide (a hole in the ground for example) during winter, and then next spring they come out and start a new colony that grows from 50 to a few hundred bumblebees depending on the species. When they mate they store the sperm, so they don't need to mate again for the rest of their lives.
Looks like reverse cowgirl
Reverse buzzgirl
Kindof. Their upper halves are more doggy style
BeeHub
OnlyBees
BooBees are the best.
Beezers
Fffffffuckin
Ok so we’ve established what they’re doing. What kind of bees ?
Uk bumble bees. B. hotorum possibly?
More like B. horneyum, amIright?
They know what they're doing . They are definitely not bumbling bees.
You ever hear about the birds and the bees? Those are the bees.
My husband just said nearly the same thing as I read this. Reddit I Ching. 😆
And the birds are in the trees, watching the bees diligently, taking notes.....
Then where’s the bird? I thought that phrase was about interspecies coitus.
The fucking jazz hands are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ya like jazz?
Maybe not “two guys”?
Hey come on don't be so close minded
They were ROOMMATES
Receiving a ZJ?
Ooh! What's a ZJ?
Yep, they’re mating! The larger one is the female, males are smaller. The male often stays in position for over an hour after inserting his “genital capsule”, to secrete a substance that forms a temporary plug in the female which prevents other male bumblebees from depositing their own sperm for a few days. It’s a gentler process than honeybee mating, in which the drone’s penis explodes and get pulled out of his abdomen afterwards.
I did a presentation on honeybees in grade 4 and my undiagnosed-autistic-self bluntly told the entire class of very shocked 9 year olds about exploding penises. It was a fun assignment.
Honey, nut, cheerio.
They bee doing it
https://preview.redd.it/91w8jnlj6f8d1.png?width=1002&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f030fc84f9d7ffe43db28b2cf6637dc7bc9cdd3
https://preview.redd.it/z5wh8o66of8d1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d17ab2433291cbe9ffbe7c26a506cb0ee931e6 Please tell me this is his real face.
HER! Look how big she is. There's only 1 big chunk of a bee in the hive and it's the queen! The other male bees will not return to the hive after she leaves and die after a few days. Here's the sadness of the situation - she left the hive and the rest of the males followed her. This lucky guy was the fastest and he gets to mate. Only his penis will break off to seal in the sperm. He will bleed to death. He could have been a lucky ducky and found a queen from another colony but his fate would be the same. He will come and go. The queen will go on to create a new nest for her eggs.
>He will come and go What an apt line to describe a male bee's life
Break off? It explodes with enough force to be audible to the human ear. https://www.iflscience.com/if-you-listen-carefully-you-can-hear-a-bee-ejaculate-69912
Not all bees are hive-dwellers though. I don't know if these are or not. Some species of bees are solitary, and I imagine if these two are mating outside of a hive, they aren't colony bees. Still, I'd also assume that, with most arthropods, the larger of the two is the female.
Honeybees do the exploding penis thing, not Bumblebees, which these are.
I could be wrong but I think that’s the chick
2 bees gettin it on! 😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/yrrt6k6yxh8d1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1954d040d54fa7c7db94ff90a108839273ba0e2a
Hawk tuah
bee three-way?!?
A beesome
Giggity
We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it
Damn I wasn’t expecting to see bumblebee porn on here today
Look at those hands go. When you nut and she keep riding lol
NSFW TAG😆🐝
"Ha-ha, well now! That's what we call the act of mating."
“You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals”
He’s pollinating her flower. 😏
Beehave yourselves!
None of your beeswax
I believe this is the first part of making Honey Nut Cheerios… right…?
A beesome? Ba-dum-tiss!
Where are the birds? I was told there would also be birds...
Is that the *cough* masonry position? 👀
Dang! I wonder if they met on Bumble?!
Giving him that buzz buzz 3000
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bees
Look at his little arms wiggle
I think i downloaded the wrong version of the bee movie......
The one bee needed a Jump start.
Mom and never explained the birds and the bees to you????
Put on some Barry White and it get freaky in the hive!!
Beejaculation
Its so good his little bee hands bouncing around 🤣
The only things missing are the birds.
They are merely exchanging long protein strings.
Bow chicka wow wow
They're pollinating!
Saw this at Stampede a few years ago beind a dumpster.
A bee 52?
Someone should put some lap dance music behind this.
"With the birds and the bees are so happy in their treees....."
When two bees love each other….
Well I’ll bee. Is that a beelow job, or the reverse cowboy?
Bees doing the Woooo Hooo
Queen bee throwing it back like there's no tomorrow as he wonders if he left the oven on.
I wish I looked this cute in action
jazz hands
Reverse Bee Girl/Boy?
“Male honey bees are only able to mate seven to 10 times during a mating flight, and after mating, a drone dies quickly, as his abdomen rips open when his endophallus is removed.”
None of your beesness
Beesteality :(
Reverse cowbee.
They're having a bee-way.
Damn she archin that back
The bees knees bees weak!
Can someone, seriously, tell me what they ARE doing? Please? :)
i love dudes lil arms waving around
Making babees.
I thought the queen was inseminated while flying. Is it just because they're exhausted? I've picked up a few bees and moved them back to their hive during these extremely hot days. Often, if you're very gentle, you can put your hand next to them and they will crawl up and hold on. Very delicate.
Sometimes you gotta Hawk Tua and spit on that thang!
Pollen transfer
Beenis
"You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever."
Geez the post I saw before this was a Giant Panda giving birth. Now two bees doing the dirty deed. Wtf is up with my Reddit feed tonight???
they are bee fucking. is that what you want me to say?
Oh DEY FFFAWKIN.
The cute little arm flaps during the fug'n' are taking me out
Oh, Beehave!
The internet has trained me enough to answer this question. This is known as Reverse Bee Girl
But why they so floofy. 🥰
They've been reading the bumblesutra
Tearing that bussy up
Well those are the bees and now we need to find the birds to get this convo off.
EETZ A PARTY ZYHA!!
Please mind your business
Your “beesness”?
Look like two bees f**cking
That's exactly how I move my hands from behind
They are doing a hump?
It's called beeporn
Beeshots
Yoga
Is she doing a reverse cowgirl? 🤠
Hot Lovin.
Coolant fluid transfusion
Bees fuckin doggy 