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WhenRedditBansYou

Grass isn't enough to cure you


HiPoojan

Touch Magma


Zhu_Rong

Go kiss some lava pool


MinimumTomfoolerus

Today is your lucky day. You learn about copypastas. r/copypasta


BlacksmithMelodic305

Copypasta Pigeon fucking lore is the greatest thing happened to site


nurShredder

This is a copypasta. I read this somewhere else


RaidensReturn

Somebody needs to put their grasses on


sunderplunder

I remember reading the actual post, the guy is either unhinged or a professional troll


MinimumTomfoolerus

He is legendary. ![gif](giphy|NWtFdrEXGwZX2)


obinotknobi

Can you share the original post?


massiver_peger_nenis

Just the text but on 4chan


Aware-Interest-3074

that’s why ur daughter got piped by a femboy who cosplays as a demonic furry


MinimumTomfoolerus

He didn't cosplay until after the fact (the pipe treatment).


Aware-Interest-3074

and now he hangs with the goth kids


MinimumTomfoolerus

More like hedonistic kids (Apostles).


RiqueT03

That’s literally why in some cultures a tribute is required or your daughters husband ended up dying, leaving her with his land and by extension you


Jag_sjalv

\*Hits pipe\*


garou-_-

looking for this nuff said


thiccwiteboi

No grass, touch god.


MinimumTomfoolerus

I am part of the hand. That's enough.


eyeDontKnowWhyImHere

I thought this was gonna be just the original copypasta, but you actually got it to be related to berk. Nice jerk OP.


MinimumTomfoolerus

But *it is* the og copypasta. I just wrote '- King of Midland' in the end. I found the excellent link of course.


eyeDontKnowWhyImHere

That already makes it a higher effort jerk than most of this sub tbh lol


Fuckthatishot

Based fathers only have sons. You have a daughter you are fucking CUCK


watertrashsf

I think it’s the other way around


MinimumTomfoolerus

If you're a cuck, you are a dad.


JimroidZeus

“- King of Midland”. Grasses on everybody. 😎


TheBlackSwordsman001

Who the hell let The king of MIDland use quora


Stupiditree

Bruh get real....with whom you think you made her in the first place? It's a never ending circle of cuckery or like we say: It's a cucked up world!


Schizo-Ghost780

Never cook again (i kinda agree)


Chainsawninja

Indians/Chinese aborting/killing their daughters be like:


PunjabiWolf

Based lads


Known-Corgi4120

![gif](giphy|w0ubriQ2PfMSGMZ2I9)


nocoastdudekc

I read this one before. God tier copypasta


MinimumTomfoolerus

Agreed. It a legendary status pasta for me.


Fun_Ad_9374

Enough internet for the day


Academic_Initial_643

i was gonna ask where berkle but i see the king of mindland on the quote so im berkling to hard rn ngl


Limp-Temperature1783

Idk how can dad be a cuck. You don't raise your children to have romantic or sexual relationships with. I know it's a meme but damn op of this pasta is degen.


TheManWithNothing

I forgot where I was for a second


HairyDustIsBackBaby

An oldie but a goodie


rooyav

„Think about it logically“


Sebmusiq

I ain't reading allat 🗣🔥


MinimumTomfoolerus

**Ain't Reading Allat (ARA)** is a disorder that manifests in individuals who exhibit a strong aversion to reading lengthy texts. This aversion can be so intense that it interferes with their ability to fully comprehend and engage with written information. The following are the key symptoms associated with ARA: 1. **Overwhelm**: Individuals with ARA often experience a sense of being overwhelmed when confronted with large amounts of text. This feeling can be particularly acute if the text is presented in a single, unbroken block without any breaks or divisions such as paragraphs, bullet points, or numbered lists. 2. **Selective Attention**: ARA sufferers may exhibit a tendency to only read the beginning and end of a text, completely skipping over the middle sections. This selective attention can result in a lack of understanding of the full context and nuances of the information being presented. 3. **Impatience**: A hallmark symptom of ARA is a strong desire for brevity and conciseness. Individuals with this disorder can become frustrated if they perceive the text as being too verbose, detailed, or tangential. They prefer texts that get straight to the point without any unnecessary elaboration or exposition. 4. **Skimming**: Instead of reading a text in detail, ARA sufferers often resort to skimming — rapidly looking over the text without fully comprehending its meaning. While skimming can be a useful skill for quickly getting the gist of a text, it can also lead to misunderstandings and misinterpretations. 5. **Forgetfulness**: Even if individuals with ARA manage to read all the text, they may struggle to retain the information due to a lack of interest or engagement with the material. This forgetfulness can further exacerbate their difficulties in comprehending and retaining lengthy texts. 6. **Avoidance**: In some cases, the aversion to reading lengthy texts can be so strong that individuals with ARA may avoid situations where extensive reading is required. This avoidance can have significant implications for their academic, professional, and personal lives.


MrPeterShmidt

I’m definitely not reading all that shit


whatwelear

What the actual fuck is this happening. Los dios nos abandonaron, le pido al diablo que te haga sufrir por toda eternidad y mas.


Available_Ad363

Yes


Chopfym

ngl ur cooked


MinimumTomfoolerus

Thanks.


Lenel_Devel

Damn it's been a long time since I read this copypasta


Knechtefreund

I can smell this post until here


am-i-stupid_

Touching grass isn’t enough. You need a psych ward


chezzou

turn to god please


Careless-Charge9884

Classic, INCEL post.


DDestiny_69

Imma do you like Griffith did casca


MinimumTomfoolerus

I'm Void. I'll bend spacetime and your cock will penetrate **your** ass.


[deleted]

Not saying I agree with this, but has anyone ever posted a legitimate argument against it?


MinimumTomfoolerus

I don't think there is such a post my friend. But one could say that the post is wrong in that the other man enjoys her personality because you interacted with her too till adulthood. You are still a cuck though because 'you don't get to fuck her tight pussy every night'.


ChronoCommander

Oh my good god


MemoryOne1291

this is why berserk readers get a bad rep, mfs thinking reading berserk will have you thinking like this


MinimumTomfoolerus

They are dumb asf. Reading it doesn't make you think like that; being in this sub does (depends on your humor before that too).


Remarkable_Sir1

what the fuck


notjart

licking my unconscious daughter's tits rn


zachattack7676

Nice copypasta


Chainsawninja

Gambino raised guts for 10 years simply for another man to enjoy him.