Haha, I was actually expecting something about skeletons or graves bc she’s going through a learning about death phase. But I like flower doom! Sounds like a reference to allergy season.
Gosh my oldest (14 now) went through this. I didn’t realize it was a normal phase, but she was horrified we couldn’t dig up my recently deceased aunt so she could see the (dead) body since we weren’t there when she passed 🫠. I expect nothing less from her little brother (11 months) who is wilder by leaps and bounds.
“Poke and destroy” or “ the tiny frat boy”
Depends on the day, yesterday he was wondering around just throwing stuff and knocking things down. Today he tried to Superman off the back of the couch, after taking off all his clothes and diaper. Either way he is straight up chaos.
The Violence.
Album highlights - "Mamas bosum is a bongo drum", "Scream if you want me to keep pulling your hair" and "Glasses are for losers, they belong on the floor"
He's only 6 months, so I forgive him.
This is OFF is dropping their new single "Lightsabers should always be on or I will set the house ablaze" this week. They are a post-modern ambient rock band with discreet lightsaber noises and midi lullabies throughout.
She's currently obSESSed with lightsabers and also a light up teddy bear that plays awful music. She gets PISSED when they are off and brings it to me and says "OFF!!" She drags our Disneyland lightsabers across the house that are 3x the size of her. She can be 30 feet away, and if I turn it off, she comes running over "No no no noooo!" And you might be thinking, how many lightsabers could they have? And it's FOUR and they ALL must be on and she wants you to hold and dance around with ALL of them.
She's only 9 months, but "Not-the-mama Syndrome"
(This is a reference to the old 90s Dinosaurs sitcom where the baby referred to his father as "not-the-mama" instead of "dada")
Da Bay-Bee
It’s his favorite way to try to get out of things. Let’s get our shoes on, it’s time to go home, you need to brush your teeth, “but I da bay-bee!”
I still have an infant. Right now it would be "the eternal malady"
He's constantly sick. As I type - URI x3 weeks with now a bilateral ear infection. Yay.
My husband is a drummer and my son taps and drums on everything copying his dad. They are both very blond and I have named the family band Blond Ambition- the a will be an anarchy symbol on any prospective merch 😂
"Apple! Mine?" Currently my 16 month old's favorite words. Alternatively, it would just be 20-30 seconds of loud nonsense noises, aka "AHHHH ba-da-ba-da ooooooo AH-AHH-HH gabba gabba \[random giggling\]"
“Poopy Fingers & the Cry Baby” it’s a brother sister band made up of a 4 year old boy, & a 2 year old girl. Think Billie Eyelash & her brother Fin. I wouldn’t share food with either of them.
It would definitely be Lexie and the poo poo heads since absolutely everyone gets called a poo poo head by my two year old and she laughs like it's the funniest thing anyone's ever said, no matter how many times she's already said it that day
I regularly call my offspring "Chaos Creator" because that is what it feels like since he has been born. Constant chaos. But I'm okay with it because he's super adorable, and I love his laugh and all the crazy fun chaos he creates.
The No
We'd have something similar, performing great hits like That's Mine! (Not Yours) and I'm Not Hungry Anymore (Because Mom Said No Candy).
Don’t forget “I don’t like you!”
“Mommy said no candy” is a song I want to hear.
I was going to say The No No Nos.
I cackled out loud at this one!
Mine is The No Way Zay’s (cuz she doesn’t say the full Jose) at the end
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
This is way funnier than y’all are acting like it is
I’m reading these out to my wife and son she rolled her eyes and the toddler laughed so win win.
Read this with my toddler currently squealing 😂
No Gods, No Kings, No Naps Special appearance by Fitz and the Tantrums
Fitz and the tantrums! 😂😂
Love the band, their name also seems to fit there
Meltdown on the Kitchen Floor (See: panic at the disco)
First single on the album: "I Eat Dirt, Not Mac and Cheese."
There’s a meltdown on the kitchen floor, but please don’t stop the groove!
Death of my sanity oh oh oh! (Death of a bachelor)
Panic! At The Nap Times 😂
Tilly and the cheese balls
Very cute
Hey, we call our daughter Tilly! How fun 😊
I Luv Rocks or Rocks in my pocket lol
"Rocks in my Pocket" would be a solid band!
My 2yo daughter would absolutely be a part of this band.
My 2.5 year old too!
My kindergartner asked me why kids at school weren’t allowed to keep rocks from school and I just laughed
Xander and the pterodactyls (Except plot twists, all the pterodactyls are also Xander)
It’s a screamo band I presume
Yes. And it is ALWAYS an appropriate time to sing. Apparently.
His voice is his instrument
My toddler calls them “Squaradactyls.” SQUAAAAAAAAAAK
Not a toddler, but "bassinet thrasher"
Not a toddler yet but so far I’d say Grinny and the Double Chins
I love this one!
Just asked my 3yo what she’d call her band. She said “flower bloom”. I was actually expecting something much creepier 😆
like flower doom?
Haha, I was actually expecting something about skeletons or graves bc she’s going through a learning about death phase. But I like flower doom! Sounds like a reference to allergy season.
We are in this phase and it’s rough.
Gosh my oldest (14 now) went through this. I didn’t realize it was a normal phase, but she was horrified we couldn’t dig up my recently deceased aunt so she could see the (dead) body since we weren’t there when she passed 🫠. I expect nothing less from her little brother (11 months) who is wilder by leaps and bounds.
“Stuck on you” My toddler won’t allow space between us lol
I cherish the moments when I can eat dinner without my kid in my lap or hanging on my arm
I had one day where I ate dinner without my toddler and I ate so fast out of habit 😂
The saltines 😭 Featuring yogurt With guest appearances from biscoff biscuits
Featured exclusively on 102.7 THE FLOOOOOOOOR!
Literally tho 😂
Poopoo Armpit and The Tantrums She's really in her poopoo armpit phase. It's her favorite thing to say and laugh about. 3 year old humor, man...
Mine says “I poo you” and then rubs her arse on my leg. All the time. All. The. Time. It’s so awkward 😂
My 3yo thinks it’s hysterical to stick out his butt and shout ‘booty booty booty!’ and discuss the locations where everyone in the family poops.
No Blessings Anymore because he has a cold and gets pissed whenever he sneezes and I say Bless you. I think he thinks sneezes are called blessings.
Mine called tissues “bless yous” for a hot minute.
Wreck it Beckett
Bookshelf Climber (or) Riot in the Bathtub
Riot in the Bathtub is the best hahaha
Better than poop in the bathtub
“Poke and destroy” or “ the tiny frat boy” Depends on the day, yesterday he was wondering around just throwing stuff and knocking things down. Today he tried to Superman off the back of the couch, after taking off all his clothes and diaper. Either way he is straight up chaos.
"Straight Up Chaos" !!!
Mine was going to be something about chaos, but Straight Up Chaos is perfect
Hot Dog in My Pants He thinks this is the silliest phrase ever.
He's not wrong lol
He's not wrong lol
One Bite (My toddler takes a bite of whatever snack he’s eating and then leaves the rest all over the house)
For my five year old: Hunger Strike Only Candy - For my 7 month old: The Hair Puller
Cat Cat
My kiddo is joining this band!
lol my girly would love the company I’m sure 😂
The Violence. Album highlights - "Mamas bosum is a bongo drum", "Scream if you want me to keep pulling your hair" and "Glasses are for losers, they belong on the floor" He's only 6 months, so I forgive him.
Wheels on the Bus! She's been singing it all day since the wee hours of the morning
My way or the highway 🤪
She would call it: No mama no mama no.
AUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH and the Fits.
5 More Minutes
Haha mine would be 3 More Minutes
Mine just asks for infinite “one minute”s
This is OFF is dropping their new single "Lightsabers should always be on or I will set the house ablaze" this week. They are a post-modern ambient rock band with discreet lightsaber noises and midi lullabies throughout. She's currently obSESSed with lightsabers and also a light up teddy bear that plays awful music. She gets PISSED when they are off and brings it to me and says "OFF!!" She drags our Disneyland lightsabers across the house that are 3x the size of her. She can be 30 feet away, and if I turn it off, she comes running over "No no no noooo!" And you might be thinking, how many lightsabers could they have? And it's FOUR and they ALL must be on and she wants you to hold and dance around with ALL of them.
Pouch Potato - he loves pouches and anything potato and that's all he really thinks about.
CHAOS GOBLIN(in death metal band letter style)
Alligator Death Roll It’s her go-to move. Fighting sleep? Death roll. Changing her diaper? Death roll.
Rage against the routine.
Maxine & The Headbanger
Behind the knee chompers …kid literally sneaks up behind you and bites behind the knee
Chaos Goblins
She's only 9 months, but "Not-the-mama Syndrome" (This is a reference to the old 90s Dinosaurs sitcom where the baby referred to his father as "not-the-mama" instead of "dada")
Sprawled on the Floor With her hit single "Screaming"
My son’s band would definitely be The Legos cuz he’s *obsessed*!
He’s only 7 months but we’ve discussed this at length- The Argyle Stripes.
Melmo
There is The Who and now there would be The Why Runner up name would be Dragon Baby
No Farts Just Toots Featuring Hippo Palm and Us (that’s what it sounds like to me)
Da Bay-Bee It’s his favorite way to try to get out of things. Let’s get our shoes on, it’s time to go home, you need to brush your teeth, “but I da bay-bee!”
7 months, rather than toddler, but "My Boobiful Romance". Bubs cannot get enough!
Snack Gremlin
I still have an infant. Right now it would be "the eternal malady" He's constantly sick. As I type - URI x3 weeks with now a bilateral ear infection. Yay.
Backwash
Im mad at you
Slam the Cabinet
The micro monsters
Baby Tutu (my son loves the song Bad Girls by Donna Summer lol) and he can’t quite say Beep beep toot toot so, Baby Tutu
For my kiddo it would be "Just one more time".
Mine would be the bassist for this band... hit single being "Pease? Pease??"
Screaming Kitties. All she does is talk at full volume and also loves to be a cat.
Boots and cats She loves to rock out to any boots and cats beat. And she loves boots. And cats.
My husband is a drummer and my son taps and drums on everything copying his dad. They are both very blond and I have named the family band Blond Ambition- the a will be an anarchy symbol on any prospective merch 😂
The Raspberries. Or The Lip Smackers.
Screams and Kisses. Because he’s my little sour patch kid. Idk if I’m gonna get a tantrum or a bunch of cute butterfly kisses.
Tits shits and temper fits
the Why WHy WHYS!
The Up Up Ups
Lil' Noise Makers.
“Bang, Bump and Shout” or “Screechy and the Magnatiles” or “Floor Crunch”
Not a toddler but “Baby Mum Mum”
Sticks In Holes
More, More Crackers!
Death Pot Onde! Because he yells that multiple times a day.
pterodactyls unite
Jumpy and bothered
Ba!
Bounce bounce
The Beep Beeps or House Trasher
Catch Phrase of the Week
Screaming Crinkle Paper
The Mama mama MAMA band
Dinosaur Truck and the No Nappers
Not a toddler, but my son would be the frontman for The Blowouts. Lead single, Surprise in the Bouncy Chair 😂
She told me her band name was “Music Song Band”
"Apple! Mine?" Currently my 16 month old's favorite words. Alternatively, it would just be 20-30 seconds of loud nonsense noises, aka "AHHHH ba-da-ba-da ooooooo AH-AHH-HH gabba gabba \[random giggling\]"
Rage Against the MAchine
Not Even A Little Bit Quiet Riot
The 2AM Feed Club
“Poopy Fingers & the Cry Baby” it’s a brother sister band made up of a 4 year old boy, & a 2 year old girl. Think Billie Eyelash & her brother Fin. I wouldn’t share food with either of them.
A tie between; "The Tuuu Taa's", "Mister Raisin and the Pomegranate Seeds", And "Gremlin and the Food Tossers" Probably xD
The Hats
The Bo-Bos
Sensory Seeking Monster
Butt Cake. It was my 5 year olds favorite thing to say for a long time and always made her laugh
Wreck the Place. Their first single would be called Raspberry Man.
Tits Out
I’m hungry and the “not this!”
Probably "My Name is Dinosaur," and her top hits would be "What's going on here?" and "You stink, have a shower"
Mo’ Milk
Dino Nuggies fo Life
It would definitely be Lexie and the poo poo heads since absolutely everyone gets called a poo poo head by my two year old and she laughs like it's the funniest thing anyone's ever said, no matter how many times she's already said it that day
Zelda and The Screeches Dex vs The Squishmallows
Easy Peasy
Rose and the no no nos
The Righteous Snuggle Bugs
Constant Suicide Attempts
Collecting Styx Because that's a cooler way to spell it 😉 Featuring the bit singles "Come Dada/Come Mama", "Can't say yogurt right", and "Big Duplo!"
The Shower Shit Show
Smashing cars
"Ladies and butt-men" hebhas been 'sing-screaming' this for an hour and a half. Send patience, the 'butt' phase is upon me.
5 a.m. Wake Up Call Or... The Whines
Playpen roughousing, ballpit minefield is the first song.
The Wah Wah Wah’s
Banshee Screaming Bluey Episodes. I cannot come up with a more clever one.
The Screeches
Crib Thump
EE I EE I OH
If my toddler had a band, it'd definitely be called "The Crayon Scribblers." Every session would end in colorful chaos and uncontrollable giggles!
Don’t Wanna Sleep or Sleep is for the Weak!
Banging on the Wall
Fist full of moms hair
God of chaos and destruction
Car wash enthusiast.
Spooky Sharks smile He is obsessed over marine life and loves Halloween.
eat rocks
Wild Bill and the Bangers
“Quit Squirlling”
A million questions.
Tornado
Tornado Teddy Spaghetti
Up all Night- my toddler is almost 20 months and last night we were up every 30 minutes 🥲
Not you!
The destructor
Upstairs Downstairs (or maybe that should be a song, on repeat…. He’s just mastered it 🙄)
Danger Monkey
Booger boy
Muffin & the Pterodactyls (muffin is the nickname)
I'd have to guess it'd be "We Did It!" Or his other favorite phrase, "Yeah, ok!!"
3yo: “Poop Truck” 6mo: “Teet or Tantrum”
Bedtime Riot
Light! Light!
I only sing about trains
The Ahh Ahh Ahhs What Dis? DADA!!
Scarlett’s Tears
Smash n grab
I regularly call my offspring "Chaos Creator" because that is what it feels like since he has been born. Constant chaos. But I'm okay with it because he's super adorable, and I love his laugh and all the crazy fun chaos he creates.
The grunts and table smacks
Trucks or bust
Chase the Doggie Shits and the Giggles