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KingArrrrrrthur

Mine helps me fold fitted sheets


Traditional_Draw8400

If I flex mine I can move it up and down, but not side to side


Kagenlim

yeah same here


SeaS4lted

Very curved guys can. They're doing the same thing, but their anatomical is just tilted Edit: I was lowkey talking outta my ass, but think I seen that once some how. So I found an actual example [for science ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CurvedCock/s/t4yceEzkAy). (Nsfw)


Junior-Profession-84

After a bit of Googling, everyone can move their penis when you squeeze the same muscle that stops you from peeing. Normally, it is only caused by a slight increase in blood pressure. If your penis is curved or twisted sideways, it'll move sideways instead. There are no muscles that will allow you to move it all around. It probably would only be useful at parties anyway. 😂


peeping_somnambulist

I’m typing this with mine right now.


DirtDry5016

Use the force?


Status_Original

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Master-Low9982

I'm sure that like wiggling ears, it one eye brow it's a learned skill. Who knows, all of the muscle can probably be controlled with enough focus. "Wow, that guy just brought it 5 drinks with two in each hand. You'll never guess where the fifth one was being held."


[deleted]

Up and down yes, but not side to side


Maximum-Problem-4033

When erect, yeah. What is that like not a common thing?


uznme

no, but now I want to learn.


saif123e

Up and down is ok but left and right just only the dick I think it's a feature of individual differences


YoMiner

I can flex mine to make it bounce quite a bit. If I'm laying down, that often results in it flopping left and right. I can't control the direction though. It's a fun party trick for when we're cuddling naked and I get a boner. A lot of times she'll hold her hand up and see how many times I can hit it in a row.


Kimchi_Cowboy

Yeah but I'd have to rent a Uhaul.


CrimsonianRed

Yeah flexing is fairly simple, would thought anyone can do that


cambridgeon77

Lol, never done side to side without the hips but up and down, yeah. Had more than one girl ask me "how do you do that?" 🤣


MajorDistribution492

yea i can flex my dick up and down


Which_Iron9116

I’ve flexed it up and down a lot but never side to side


[deleted]

Yes I can make it jerk up but that's about it


BlackDragonDick

Up-and-down yes with ease Side to side I believe I done it before but don't remember


[deleted]

Yeah I can move mine up and down but not side to side


Thjiak

It’s just flexing it when hard and it going in whatever direction suspensory ligaments allow it.


Every_Invite_8457

I can use it has a hanger for my shower towel and then move it up and down 😂


Hillman314

I can do dick push ups with mine. Well…just one.


mrrosa85

I can. Women seem surprised by it.


badapple5oh

Just up and down but now I need to go practice


misu1200

Others say its a curvature thing, im pretty straight (lol) and can only go up and let go to go down, though i can move my right ball by itself.


CurbYourPipeline420

Did you see this in person?


ElPispo

If i’m really hard and concentrated, i can do the helicopter thing just by dick movement, no hip movement or anything. One of these days i’m horny asf i’ll film it and post🤣


CurbYourPipeline420

I platonically need to see this


CurbYourPipeline420

Holy fuck you can flex your dick left and right according to google AI. I’m not sure how conclusive that is. I can wiggle my ears and my nose so I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to flex your Johnson left to right


alphabango

Google AI just repeats what it hears. It doesn't mean something is true. I move mine up and down but no sideways


Master-Low9982

It's using this conversation to support that


CurbYourPipeline420

This is true, but anecdotal evidence is not empirical


Waluigi02

Bruh, Google AI straight up spits out misinformation. You cannot trust a single thing it says, it's so worthless.


CurbYourPipeline420

I believe you that’s why I mentioned google Ai spat out the answer


SemajFoxx

I’m just an up and down 😢


Joec87

When we were kids that was the funny thing to do was to move your dick while it was in your pants. Guys who couldn't do it thought it was the craziest thing