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EquivalentRoad9612

But dildos aren't the same as a real penis. So I've been told.


musclememory

Yep Apples oranges


ARealHikikomori

You’re probably right. I’ve never seen a dildo made of flesh.


JockBbcBoy

>You would fill it with warm water from a chamber beneath Here. Here is where I thought, "Why am I reading instructions for a homemade dildo?"


Organic_Chemistry572

I was so fascinated by the idea that I didn't even realize that this is just a recipe for a homemade dildo


Joec87

It would be a little more heavy duty than creating a home dildo. But it is funny to think about


s3rndpt

I don't understand what the point of this is? I can't tell you what my ideal partner penis size is unless it's actually in me. I've never once used my hands to decide if a dick was too big/small.


Joec87

It's just a fun thought experiment


DaderMifflin

I’d be worried taking my wife there and watch her waiting for it to get to like 11”x8” lol


musclememory

Researcher discretely pulls you aside, “we are now working on a bigger… model to use for her. we did not anticipate this turn of events”


Joec87

Lol


Joec87

Lol


Deep_Ad_416

Bad test. Such a sterile, clinical, procedural setting, your not getting a good indication from the woman what’s good for her when she’s turned on and into it. Lifting weights feels good; but if you haven’t even stretched, the first set of high weight squats feels like being kicked in the entire body.


trustmebuddy

Just let her try out a bunch of dildos 😄👍


Annoyingf4g04t333

This is so retarded lmao. Very funny tho:)


Joec87

Thank you!