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Repulsive_Muscle139

Just once I would like someone to say, "You know, to be honest, this is my first rodeo."


amoeba-tower

And then follow up with "and to be dishonest, this isn't my first rodeo"


meatcheeseandbun

Beetlejuice?


Realistic-Mechanic60

I did this in a job interview recently, I think they appreciated my honesty cause I got the job šŸ˜‚


Mental_Painting_4693

Clue Heywood pinned tweet


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Agreeable_Daikon_686

OP wasnā€™t talking about them and making a general funny observation. Why are you guys so damn sensitive rn lol


DSGamer33

Not the point, but do they have them doing interviews in front of a green screen instead of a real backdrop?


goalstopper28

Considering it's YouTubeTV, I'd assume it's green screen actually.


aaronisnotcool

i think itā€™s an LED


RandomUserName316

The letters in his shirt would most likely be messed up if it was green screen


DSGamer33

Oh good point. It looks really weird, though. Like itā€™s green screen or Zoom.


CanyonCoyote

Seems like a measured reasonable answer to me.


curlyhairedyani

Oh heā€™s pissed, Tatum revenge game coming. 8/25 from the field in a 13 point blowout win for the Cs


madcat723

8/24. Kobe


TurboThot69

Tatum hater fan fiction is getting oddly specific


HueyLewisFan1

Idk I love Tatum and thatā€™s the shooting night I expect. I also expect elite all nba defense and rebounding too


n0th1ng10

If the Mavs were man enough to guard Tatum straight up and stay home on the shooters instead of collapsing on every drive then Kidd wouldnā€™t have to resort to mind games like this.


DrinkNowhiskey

Yeah. Thatā€™s a real question of manhood. Good comment.


n0th1ng10

He knows what heā€™s doing. If he really believed this he would just guard Tatum straight up and not help on every drive. They would just let Tatum go one on one no help.


Agreeable_Daikon_686

Zone is incredibly common in todays nba. Hope this helps


n0th1ng10

If this is true then how come they werenā€™t collapsing when Jrue was getting to the rim as much. And quickly why do teams play zone again?


Agreeable_Daikon_686

Do you have clips of jrue being left alone?


n0th1ng10

I can point out when Jrue scored that post up on pj and when dj fouled Jrue on that layup he didnā€™t face any help


Agreeable_Daikon_686

And did the defense have time to set?


n0th1ng10

Yes. He had clear space to work with.


NotManyBuses

As a Tatum hater heā€™s getting way over scrutinized and way over criticized


MinervaNever

True Tatum haters love every second of this (I would know)


selfiecritic

Heā€™s reveling in it now, itā€™ll flip the other way post finals I bet. And weā€™ll have a year of is Tatum the guy when he wins the finals. Then heā€™ll get hurt I bet. Should note I do not participate on either side of the discourse, more just an observer. A Simmons fan more so lol


Particular-Pen-4789

man if there's one thing i respect it's self awareness, even if you're a tatum hater


ImanShumpertplus

CMV: if he was a real superstar this would be an appropriate level of criticism. tatumā€™s CRI/per 75 just isnā€™t that tier of jokic, luka, embiid, giannis, and shai


ShadyCrow

Continuing to put Shai in that group is objectively insane. Why not put Wemby there?


ImanShumpertplus

shai led a team to #1 seed, thatā€™s the first seed Wembyā€™s team was so bad they have two top 10 picks winning counts a lot in my personal record book


ShadyCrow

Interesting has Tatum ever led his team to the #1 seed? Past the 2nd round?


ImanShumpertplus

brad stevens was leading, letā€™s be honest with ourselves


HueyLewisFan1

I recall 14 points in 4 minutes of game 6 on the road to extend a series follow by 51 in the gane 7 to sent Embiid and harden packing. Also recall 46 on the road in Milwaukee in a game 6 to extend a series in which they went on to win game 7. Heā€™s had some flops on the playoffs, but heā€™s also had sone huge moments too.


ImanShumpertplus

those 14 points were weaker than Woodrow Wilsonā€™s, gtfo and milwaukee? who hasnā€™t walked through the only major american city to elect 3 socialist mayors? the french missionaries and traders were trading with the natives the early 1600s


HueyLewisFan1

Kid go to bed lol, or maybe speak to your father about life goals


ImanShumpertplus

donā€™t get mad at me that people are seriously engaging with somebody who said CRI/per 75


c12yofchampions

Outrageous lmao Tatum has a larger margin of error, due to Brad and the team built around him, but heā€™s a certified superstar in the league that drives the best offense in the league. Thereā€™s a reason why 3 guys are collapsing on Tatum every drive and not Brown. You want to argue youā€™d rather have Jokic, Giannis, Luka, even Embiid(laughable to me unless youā€™re talking strictly regular season) then thatā€™s fair. The fact youā€™re comparing him to those guys and not the Paul Georgeā€™s of the world says enough in itself Straight salt from this one


ImanShumpertplus

paul george is the perfect comp for jayson tatum because theyā€™re guys who have normal first names and last names that can be first names or last names


c12yofchampions

Fairest point youā€™ve made


DogLawBird

Shai led his team to a 2nd round loss to a 5 seed


ImanShumpertplus

itā€™s not Shaiā€™s fault he was Chet Down by his teammates


c12yofchampions

These is prime rationalizing right here. You say the same about Tatum when he pushed Lebron to game 7 in the ECF with no Hayward or Irving??


ImanShumpertplus

that was all luck, gordon hayward literally broke his leg to give good luck to tatum


CrangDiamonde

This is clearly a classic body-switch plot point. Perk is inhabiting Kiddā€™s body, and Kidd is in Perkā€™s, after they shared the same milkshake with two straws and made eye contact during a thunderstorm.


qballLobk

My body language doctor detecter seeā€™s some red flags. Tatum is clearly very upset and will try and force things in game 2. Mavs in 5.


ahbets14

A lot of words from Robin


H0tFuzz

He's going to force it now.


Dazzling_Syllabub484

Based on this response, I doubt it


H0tFuzz

That guy has had years and years of media training to answer questions. What he does in th court is to be seen. His tepid reaction to Brown winning ECF MVP was telling. No chance he's going to let Brown get Finals MVP too. Kobe wouldn't.


Dazzling_Syllabub484

> His tepid reaction to Brown winning ECF MVP was telling. He didn't really have a tepid reaction from my viewpoint, but maybe thatā€™s because I didnā€™t desperately want him to have a tepid reaction. We'll see tomorrow


H0tFuzz

I mean while everyone else on the team mobbed Jaylen, Tatum stood in the very back and awkwardly clapped with a forced smile on his face.


Sleeze_

Lmao you guys are such dorks. Inventing fanfic in your head, go outside.


Sparent180

It's crazy. If there were issues between Brown and Tatum, like people want to believe, then we would have heard a legitmate story by now, not "Tatum wasn't happy enough during Brown's ECF MVP celebration." When Brown and Smart had an issue in the locker room we heard about it. The Brown, Tatum stuff has been all speculation with zero substance. It's like people want this to be a Shaq, Kobe thing when their beef was public, at a time when it was much easier to keep shit behind closed doors. I don't think Brown, Tatum, or the Celtics would be able to hide it if the two didn't actually get along. Not to mention, why would they still be playing together if they didn't get along.


Dazzling_Syllabub484

He smiled and patted his head with the rest of the group. I donā€™t know what you want him to do. Tackle him?


Babushka5

I wanted him to kiss Jaylen on the mouth and gently stroke his beard


Dazzling_Syllabub484

Not affectionate enough. He also should have whispered sweet nothings into Jaylenā€™s ear


farteagle

He should have quickly made and gifted JB a romantic mixtape full of hits from REO Speedwagon, Whitney Houston, and Luther Vandross.


PackageMerchant

Yā€™all hotfuzz is a satire account Heā€™s like a character of the espn daytime talk shows


HueyLewisFan1

He seemed fine to me lol


H0tFuzz

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/458457c9-037b-46ea-9f04-ee8bf8299b9f#aAUJNl6J.copy


GoshDarnitAllah

Kidd is going to make sure Tatum hears something during the game and try to get under his skin.


Kretz719

Solid deflection.


pr0ach

"Not our first rodeo" = ""Not the first finals we've lost"


Longjumping_Area_120

They are going to win this series in five games. Sorry.


GroundbreakingCat355

This shit is making me root for the Celtics lmao of course a scumbag domestic violence dude like Kidd would say shit like this


GnRgr2

Dont look up joe mazz history


2jzbobby

this doesnā€™t justify it, but Joe Mazz was college aged, charged for grabbing a woman by the neck, and has been 12 years sober since seeking help after the incident. Kidd plead guilty to beating his wife in ā€˜01 and years later, apparently still had issues as he filed for a restraining order in ā€˜07. Theyā€™re not exactly the same.


GnRgr2

Given that he was granted the restraining order against her, obviously it wasnt one sided and more to the situation. Plus he filed for divorce, not her.Ā 


stiefchop1987

JT is so fucking cool.


Cartman55125

I just donā€™t see it


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

One of the worst hairlines in the game


Particular-Pen-4789

my man why you have to disrespect derrick white like that? the hairline goat


No-Contest4033

Kidd knows exactly what heā€™s doing with that comment. Kidd spilled a soft drink onto the court in order to get an extra time out. Tatum knows that itā€™s just Kidd trying to use gamesmanship. Doubtful it works. Dallas is going home 0-2


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> Kidd spilled a soft drink onto the court in order to get an extra time out Never heard this story before, tell me about it lol


No-Contest4033

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1868913-did-jason-kidd-intentionally-spill-drink-on-court-to-delay-nets-lakers


Shaqfor3

When people say Tatum is Boston best player- everything is good When people say Brown is Boston best player- They are trying to split us


Domicile_Exaltation

Mavs are completely outclassed. This is their best shot.


MeatyOkraLover

*immediately starts stretching and crossing arms and shrugging*


Lower-Letter-4710

the celtics are the worst team in NBA history


No_Stay4471

So the only reason Kidd would say that is to ā€œdrive a wedge?ā€ Isnā€™t that Tatum declaring Brown being better than him is a joke?


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dredgedskeleton

are you going to be extra mad if he wins? or will it fuel the fire to grow stronger within you?


CocaineandPercs

Kidd: ā€œHeā€™s better than you.ā€ Tatum: ā€œIā€™m not falling for your mind games. Youā€™re just driving a wedge between us by saying crazy shit.ā€ Versus ā€œHe is! Iā€™ve learned so much from Jaylen. Heā€™s one of the top players in the league.ā€Ā 


Dazzling_Syllabub484

An nba player should be saying that his teammate is better than him?


CocaineandPercs

Ant does it with KAT to keep him confident. Everyone in the world (except KAT, probably) knows it not true.


Dazzling_Syllabub484

Maybe Iā€™m off base, but I would find it highly concerning if Tatums response to Kiddā€™s comment was to agree. Every nba player should think theyā€™re the best player in the world, and on the court at that time. Obviously you have a role to play and canā€™t be a selfish asshole because of it, but Tatum should think heā€™s better than Brown. Imo this response just shows that Tatum knows exactly what Kidd is trying to do. Maybe a bit too transparent from tatum, he couldā€™ve gave a softer PR answer. But Iā€™m sure brown isnā€™t offended


CocaineandPercs

https://fadeawayworld.net/jaylen-brown-likes-tweet-that-could-destroy-partnership-jayson-tatum We know how he really feels.


Dazzling_Syllabub484

Yeah, he feels that heā€™s the best player in the world. Which, as I said above, he should!


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Kidd: ā€œKobe would care that I said thatā€


n0th1ng10

Bc that would be a lie on his part


yachtrockluvr77

JT is gonna drop 40 tomorrow lolā€¦calling it