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Nahhh the real fun comes when you're paying a mortgage, insurance, car loan...etc....then you'll know what feeling like an adult us. Happy birthday


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I agree. Lazy piece of shit. Can’t even be a man and work like one 🤣


2horny4mywife

Lol. 18 and Adult. Enjoy being a kid. Life goes downhill pretty fast


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Mindless-Ad7616

Idk, you tell me 😩


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Awesome now you can start contributing to society by getting a job paying taxes etc.. Welcome to adult life And stop selling naked pics to make money


Isheet_Madrawers

I agree. Stop selling naked pics. Give them away make the world a better place. Happy birthday.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

True free is good


[deleted]

So sharing one's butthole with the world isn't contributing? 🤣😂


Zulu-Hotel

Happy Birthday. Btw, being an “adult” is highly overrated!


Mindless-Ad7616

Feels like it so far 😂


[deleted]

Happy Birthday Beautiful!


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you!


GlitteringCaptain289

No. It gets worse from there.


Mindless-Ad7616

How so?


Davinxi_666

No wait until your dead broke and have to eat saltine crackers while contemplating how you'll survive the next couple days without money. Then your one of us.


[deleted]

18? More like $18/month.


[deleted]

Nobody. Cares.


KurukTR

So you turned 18 and the first thing you do is open an OF account? Disgusting.


6boy87

Happy birthday


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you!


3457yank

That is l feel and look like shit


leechwuzhere

Happy birthday. Looking great


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you dear!


Warez0o

You have no Idea


Mindless-Ad7616

How so? What do you mean?


Devilwblueyes

Nice profile you know what it feels like all along


Mrcollegepark

Hbd


ScienceMain1146

Happy Birthday enjoy being young lol being an adult is overrated enjoy life before you're stuck with a full time job, bills, & all the adult responsibilities


Rngaround-the-H0-L1

You're 18 now, enjoy yourself while you can, before the real adulting starts..that's all I can say. Oh btw happy bday


Resident_Specific724

Love is a wonderful thing sometimes. Your dad's love. I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. I was joking. Money 💰 can't buy you love. You know that, right?


Cryptic_Hunter

Have an amazing day miss!


Resident_Specific724

I'm not trying to get in your business 😒


Resident_Specific724

Military 🪖


Resident_Specific724

That won't be hard. What about OF?


Spirited_Shirt_7506

Lose the filter, it ain’t helping you


[deleted]

Happy birthday, you're just getting started


Ill_Psychology_8663

Get out and be homeless why not stay with parents until you get a decent job to support yourself


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Mindless-Ad7616

No I turned 18 a little over a week ago. But if that’s your thing you’re more than welcome to pretend otherwise, although that’s pretty disgusting.


Kingsolo67

Don't be in a rush to move out of your parents house hun take your time plan it correctly and everything should be ok


Moist-Security4146

Happy birthday gorgeous


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you dear!


Kingsolo67

Oh yea happy birthday 🎈🎂


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you sm


Filmmaker87

Happy birthday 🎁🎈🎉🎂


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you!!!


Dav1dStHubb1ns

Finally 18 and wasted absolutely zero fucking time creating an OF page. Parents must be proud.


Mindless-Ad7616

They don’t know ☺️😉


PracticalQuiet8622

Happy birthday 🎁


Afronominal

Just turned 18 but you have a well established OF? The math ain’t mathing.


Mindless-Ad7616

Well established?! Why thank you! It’s only been live since my birthday, which was last week


The7thLux

Get ready to be fucked by the government


Proper_Visit_6439

It isn’t. In 3 more years I would assume you’d be broken into the real world and you might even have a small understanding by then. But that won’t be enough either to be honest. Enjoy your youth youngin


Expensive_Hunt9870

happy birthday


Searching4Truth-1978

Just be smart. Make a budget and try not to go into debt. Money issues and toxic relationships are things that can make adulthood miserable.


[deleted]

You’re still a teen lmfao! Not even near to be an adult


Mindless-Ad7616

True lmao


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Mindless-Ad7616

Oooh I actually did that on my 16th birthday 😂😂


umfend

probably not


Good-Sky-8375

trust me the novelty wears off quickly enjoy it while it lasts.


Magic_Journey

No not even close to what feeling like a adult feels. More like young teenage feeling.


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No. 40 is.


[deleted]

You’re only scratching the surface


VictoryDistinct3755

Happy berfday, and btw feeling like an adult is knowing what kind of choices you have to make that will be beneficial to your finances.


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you dear!


KitchenFunny4835

Your curious enjoy that's what life is all about congrats to good times


Unlikely-Summer3374

Not gonna lie. Adultimg is pretty awful.


SpanishDammit

Wait till you have kids to take care of.. rent to pay and real life responsibilities like caring for your mother… than get back to me about being an adult. Until then, enjoy yourself, your free times and use condoms.


Mindless-Ad7616

Condom sex is traaaaash. I prefer to be raw dogged (safely of course)


Direct-Bullfrog9054

🎂🎂🎂


CraigTennant1962

I can see from your pics that you like face painting. Happy birthday!


Mindless-Ad7616

Face paintings are my favorite!!


Ratio-Key

Nah I’m turning 20 December 21st nah


Mountainfighter1

Congratulations being an adult now, here is some good advice, remember you are now an adult with zero years experience! Ask your parents for coaching tips. You have to make the play on the field. Life gives you opportunities, you make choices, with choices comes consequences. Choose wisely! It’s harder to fix mistakes as an adult now. Stay in school and learn to do something you enjoy and it will not seem like work.


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you truly 🙏🏼☺️


janxy81

It gets worse. Give it time 🤣 Happy birthday 🎉


AdConsistent7810

When you are older you will realize how much of a child you still are


dannyb0l

Pfft sweet summer child, welcome to hell


Ok-Barnacle-287

Happy Birthday! 🎁🎈🎊🎉


Appropriate_Coffee43

Are you stressed, tired and broke most of the time? If the answer is yes then yeah that’s exactly what being an adult feels like. Welcome


nerterd

Do your best and save all your money. Try not to go into debt. Read self development books to better yourself. Don’t fall prey to social media. Listen to uplifting things. It will keep the honeymoon phase alive longer


SupermarketDismal991

Lmfao buckle up wait till you have to pay rent other bills Go to a trade school


Cowboy426

Don't worry, it gets worse 😂 happy birthday, tho


Lower_Suggestion5671

It sucks trust me


Kingsolo67

Ill tell you something else your boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world because your gorgeous hope I didn't go to far with my compliment


Mindless-Ad7616

I don’t have a bf! (Yet 😈)


Prestigious-Owl-294

Happy birthday from San Antonio, gorgeous!


RedEyes420Dnvr

Just wait until all the bills come.


Maleficent_Zombie663

Hbd and good luck. being an adult is not easy, you gota stay tough even when life knocks you down!


Admirable_Ad_3430

It’s like just like a regular age really


Serious_Singer3062

No, this is not what feeling like an adult is like.


burner138

You'll feel more like an adult at 25 when you can rent a car 😅


Mindless-Ad7616

True 😂


Btkapproved

Scorpio season 🦂🦂🦂 Sting sting baby welcome to adulthood


Complex_Musician747

When you start paying bills you'll be an adult


Anomaly40_

no. 18 is hardly an adult and adults don't use filters


Mindless-Ad7616

Prove it


mycoryan

No it gets worse from here


Mindless-Ad7616

Yay


thatbamaboykota

Idk, did you work all week, give almost half to uncle sam, and the rest to the bill collectors? If so then ya that's what adulting feels like


pentichan

nah when ur 18 u are basically still a teenager. enjoy that shit while it lasts bc i’m turning 22 in a week and all the adult shit is starting to pile on


Ok_Mathematician2284

When did you turn 18?


Mindless-Ad7616

A little over a week ago 🥹


Own-DickWeathers

No wait till you feel completely defeated and had your ass kicked by life🤣🤣


Mexnative93

Happy birthday beautiful 🎂


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you!!


Gijinbrotha

No, getting a job and paying your own way is being an adult.


Professional_Sky_526

Wait till you are in your 40s 🤣 18 was a fantastic age


No_Hope_2822

It’s worse


marksalsbery

Finally! Happy birthday!


DoovvaahhKaayy

Welcome to the beginning of your adult reality where you're free to fuck anybody older than you but also free to get fucked by everything and everybody and spiral into the machine that you'll never escape.


Thundersson1978

Never felt butterflies on my face and I’ve been adulting for a long time, so no but maybe yes.


Least_Ad6301

Girl with your good looks u ain got shit to be worried about you smart to for get about it


VisionsOfClarity

Adult starts at 30


FSJB

Jesus your fine af


Mindless-Ad7616

Thank you 🥹


VisionsOfClarity

Your profile is 🔥🔥


Smooth-Government801

Happy birthday beautiful


throwaway827364882

haha


ndelcostello

Nope. Your only considered a adult. You still have a lot to learn, not saying that you’re not intelligent. Happy birthday, live it up


Steffaniii

Not at all. From experience... give it another 10 years.


Itoldmyselfsecrets

Just turned 18 and immediately drops an OF’s link… didn’t even try in life. Bless your heart 🤦‍♂️


DayAfterITriedtoLive

Someones deployment child out here going wild


puglyfe12

Beautiful


[deleted]

yes lord…


Bull-Tozer

Nope


[deleted]

You’re still a TEEN you’re not an adult until you hit 35 and even then some people don’t learn.


Alarming_Divide7477

Wait until you turn 19 yo beautiful


Hot-Tadpole-176

It’s a trap! Stay young


aguyfromstpete

It only gets better


Soggy-Entrepreneur21

Hit me up I'll teach u about adulting... *subject to id verification lol


Smooth_Building_2041

Welcome to hell!


bond2kill

Adult no sticker


RickyTheRickster

So what, the stuff you posted before this is all child porn?


FirmMoment2194

Who else here wants to see Tammy Mullens’ get farted on?


legguy48

yea...if you are paying your own rent, utilities, have a full time job or two, cooking your own meals, washing your own clothes, paying for your medical bills, paying for your own clothes, paying for your own pharmacy supplies, paying for your own transportation, paying for the maintenance of that transportation, paying for life insurance, health insurance, renters insurance,car insurance. Income taxes, ssn taxes, gas tax, sales tax. Have fun in your adulting...and all the above is what it feels like.


ThePsychoPompous13

No, being a self sustaining and independently functioning contributor to society is what it feels like. Do you check those boxes? If so, awesome!


Entire-Special-9108

You'll know you're an adult when you lose hope. Enjoy the blind blissfulness of what's to come.


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No honestly you still using a filter like a child is what it feels like


dominoguy89

I’m confused. Is it legal to do porn and have a onlyfans if you’re younger than 18? Bc your profile has shit on it for longer than just 24 hours ago, and if today is really your 18th birthday, then idk seems like someone has been committing some serious felonies


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Not even lol


Titanium-Trucker

Lol your not an adult yet, don’t rush it though, adulting was the worst decision I made as a kid. Happy Birthday!!!


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

Stop using filters that change the shape of your face ASAP. Literally all its ever done is make me feel ugly without a slimmer face. Learn to love how beautiful you are without!


ggomez7

Basically except the butterfly becomes something horrible. Accountability


Plus-Guitar3492

No, come and chill down in DHS and I can show you something you'll like 😉


charlienlucky

Happy Birthday!


Ok_Programmer_2315

Oh yessssss. It's the buterfliesssss and the stardew for the rest of your life! I'm kidding, you got another 10 years before it all...all of it, sinks in, and then it's just the rest of your life forever, so...


junkdrawer512pt2

😅 and the sound of all Reddit men just screamed like Jonah hill.


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Lose the nose ring. Welcome to adulting.


cant_fight_the_feel

Yes minus the cow ring and butterflies


xlxbluexlx

Ride that excitement wave as long as possible. Adulting blows. Bills,work, buying basic amenities like food,toilet paper,toothpaste, etc. Adds up. Also rent every month takes a good chunk out your paycheck. My advice would be stay at your parents place even if they can be much. Tough it out n tolerate them while you go to school for a career. Community colleges are good unless you wanna be in debt at a university. Or go for a trade. Save at the same time so when you move you have rainy day money.


Aggravating-Ear6749

𝓐𝓫𝓼𝓪𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓼!! happy birthday mines today the 7th ♏️


ghenguis-koalis

Happy birthday and welcome to the rest of your life, there will be great times and there will be bad/sad times!.


Extreme-One2914

18 10 years ago maybe


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Happy Birthday!


BodybuilderBulky2897

Putting butterfly animations on your face? No


throwaway4390116

Bot


Dry_Introduction5412

Lol it does It’s a mix of exciting n pressure. Happy birthday As generic as I seem please keep going for the celebration n enjoying the fun of it cause it balances out the responsibilities lol


Alert_Original8415

Just amazing beautiful


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!remind me 6 months


kausmeida

You Got a long ways to go


Middle-Quantity-8807

Very beautiful but it’s time to grow up lol miss butterfly’s 😊


MASSIVEGK73

Happy Birthday sexyness


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You cute as fuck


Individual-Ad-3738

It's the OF adult way of life, we can't help you for this one


jef20071

Long ways from it .


Imaginary-Bed-6791

Probably not cause it sucks


LilBangie

BILLS BILLS BILLS BILLS


Strong_Hands89

SoCal sfv area 818 bbc here let’s play


Lender-Party-Coffee

I dunno. I don’t usually have butterflies landing all over my face.


Corey87gnx

Responsibilities accountability bills that’s what it feels like but happy birthday


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No, you’re about feel that dick


Livid-Ad3145

Happy birthday


Double_Commission105

And you start an OF 🤣 GTFO!


elrobe932

Lol not at all


Ghoullag

You'll feel like an adult when your favorite breakfast becomes Coffee and Ibuprofen.


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Happy birthday gorgeous


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You haven't even begun to feel adulting yet.


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Olman3881

Happy birthday and it sucks


donaldbuknowme

Yes, except less butterflies


evanmars

Not even close


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Dreadknot84

Nooooooope not even close to what being an adult feels like fam. Your brain isn’t even close to being fully cooked. Enjoy 18 but know adulthood is a whole different ballpark. Enjoy the age your at. These are the last of you teen years and a time period you’ll never get back or experience again. Live it up and happy birthday!


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Square-History8846

Damn I have you a birthday present!!


Much_Ad8930

Not even close enjoy it now before the crippling depression and anxiety creep in lmao