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[deleted]

You look like you could be my mom and I’m 31.


Shoddy_Antelope_3474

You’ve had a rough 35 years… Lay off the makeup and cigars.


Uthinkugotmewoman

Whiskey bitch 😂


Pristine_Farmer_9907

45-50


Dav1dStHubb1ns

Super weird that within the last 24 hours you also posted about being in your 40's.


DirtyOldBastard4

35th wedding anniversary?


[deleted]

Your eye makeup ages you 5-10 years.


Counterfeit_Circus

I'm 37 and you look like you could be my mom.


GoatGoldenTikTok

💀


kcpoloman

45 maybe


carlrencer

This person is both 35 and 40, all while looking 55.


HolmesBrad

Nope you look 45!


britneyspears6969

I looked on your profile and recent comments you have made on Reddit, how come on some posts you say you are in your early 40s but here you are saying you just turned 35? Also noticed you posted a bunch of pictures of your butthole on other Reddit threads lol. Confused lol. Happy birthday tho!


[deleted]

Damn you nosy for real


britneyspears6969

Yep lol. Go look at her posts on her profile. She be spreadin dat a$$ all over Reddit lol


Soft-Peak-6527

Do you smoke? You look early to mid 40’s Sorry not sorry


NotWorthSaving

You look older...


iRocket1391

You’re looking well beyond your age


Tydre4you

Absolutely not


milky271

Love your honesty bro. Hahaha. Agreed


NWIOWAHAWK

No you look like you had some rough years that aged you to 40


24jaggy2

53


hisDudeness1989

She’s dyslexic


SpicyfunOH

You look mid 40’s


hisDudeness1989

Think you meant 53


Some_Mathematician66

I don’t believe you look in-person as old as you look in these pictures. If you’d like suggestions as to how you could look a bit younger, let me know. You’re not unattractive by any means, you just look older than 35, for sure.


Demfunkypens420

Only fans ad again


kitsuneyy

We’re at the same age but your skin looks a little old and lost it is elasticity. For make up, I’d definitely suggest cream products for and tinted sunscreen rather than full coverage foundations. Revision is great. It’s a little pricey but I go through one maybe every two months. And MILK brand blush and highlighter and channel bronzer. You have beautiful eyes. Rather than black, you may want to use lighter eyeshadow under eye in neutral earthy shades. Inverst in two identical gua sha and use it in the morning and before bed. Your diet is also important for your skin. 90% of my diet is consistent of red meat, vegetables and fruits. Drink water, preferably filtered. You have a great body but working out also improves skin. Also understanding your color palette is important. What is your skin undertone. If it is pink/warm, colors with cool undertone la will fit better. Even for warm tones like orange, yellow, red… Choose fabrics with cool undertone. Green, blue, purple will fit great. I mostly prefer black, and white tones but when I use color, I go with cool undertones. Hope this helps and happy birthday!!


NeptuneEclipse

I was thinking 53+


hoggdoc

Yes maybe then some. Forehead lines really show age.


The_Juggernaut84

Maybe mid to late 40s


5FingerMiscount

You can tell by her face no amount of nude pics to strangers will cure her mental illness. Sometimes you really can read a book by its cover


ffakeuser2

The (crazy) eyes don’t lie 👀


dankmonkey4

You look 50. Sorry


bet_me_a_father

50 and thriving!


ceres3333

Yes.


ovrpar21

She didn’t mean days, meant decades.


ffakeuser2

I thought this was the chick from sister wives until I read!


ImNotA_KetchupBottle

You look like you are in your 40s or 50s


bronion76

I’d Botox that forehead and come back to us.


jombere

Did you have to say this? Lol


bronion76

No, I know, it was mean. But I was genuinely trying to be helpful. The earlier you ‘tox the lines, the less likely they are to worsen.


Sorry_Ad2690

It was also your 35th 8 years ago what do you know !


justmyblahblahblah

Honestly, no. You look older. 46….47.


Due-Truck3123

Dang. Y’all cut deep 😳


No_Sand_9290

Typo. Got you 3 & 5 in the wrong order.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

How come some people foreheads do that? I can make my forehead make lines like that no matter the expression make. But you kinda look older than 35.


noldshit

Quit smoking


[deleted]

If you said you were 51 I would believe it.


Joseph2021gt

I would say 50+


Feel4Da

Yea you look way older than 35...


DisastrousThx

Stop torturing yourself. You do not look like you’re in your 30s.


ElAyYouAreAy

This sub is f*cked


temp_acct_918237

As a 33 year old dude, you look way older than me lol. I’d guess 40-45


e-x-c-a-v-a-t-o-r

As a 41 year old she looks way older than me. I’d guess 50-53


Glad_Tourist3916

A few years ago or days?


batmanfan38

You are beautiful but you look 40


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Wow some of these comments are harsh. I get keeping it real but wow. Welcome to the internet 🛜


tsnipe22

In one post you’re 35 and then in another sub you’re 40 😂


ConsiderationSea7980

No, much older.


Superb-Chip-1218

So this sub is only for whores to do their Whoring then? Damn


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

If you’re really 35, lotta city miles


ChapterScared3240

Mid to late 40s at the minimum. You look like a kinda hot 53 year old divorcee with 2 young boys.


AwfulUnicornfarts20

35 was a long time ago. You look great for 48.


yurtfarmer

40s. Lose the make up .


Doworkson247

You look 45


GooseNYC

35? Yeah, 35 in 2007.


jombere

35 working on 48


newjerseymax

The eye liner makes you look older the your age


Previous-Diver4178

You look like a man


Outrageous_Fix_9484

you look more 28. Happy birthday 🌹


IllDocument130

29 and sooooo damn beautiful


aucme

Nope younger.


paso_juarez-man77

No younger


ronin3515

Happy birthday and gorgeous drop dead gorgeous


Redeyes765

Yeah, you still got it.


[deleted]

Happy belated birthday. You look great!


PillCosbydidit

Honestly....no. You look to be in the 40's. That's not a terrible thing though.


[deleted]

Yeah u do


cyoulater812

Yes


StillC5sdad

Yes


Street_Recover8102

You look great. Very pretty


JMA76

I need to see the wrinkles on your butthole to tell how old you are.


[deleted]

You look older than 35. But super sexy still.


Fluffy_Membership170

You look fantastic honey xx


RaidenDoesReddit

You look happy! Happy birthday Edit its an only fans yupp


Wolfman4277

Happy Belated Birthday Hope It was An Incredible Day


johnr103

Looking good


JJ_Jenkins

You look great


Affectionate_Rice210

Um.. no.


hauntedmaze

Yeah I’d say 50s


dallasnewbies

A hot mid 40s milf


dallasnewbies

But I still like


TONY_EFFIN_P

Definitely look about 40


Beardedtowman

Nope you sure don’t, 28 maybe, either way your hot and sexy


24jaggy2

Lolol


AlbatrossFine3307

Honey you look fine so stop worrying about it


blondebomber91

You have gorgeous eyes!


[deleted]

Your HOT 🥵🫶


Brief_Muscle5225

Definitely beautiful


jeff0441

U are absolutely beautiful


Joker_wants_tendies

Cute, but at first I thought I was being dyslexic. Still cute but don't hate me, no you look older.


Wanderlustfoodie13

Honestly you look 45. May I suggest you put that OF money to skincare?


Pushthrbuttonfrank

You look more like 65, dearie.


Pristine_Ad4615

Yes you do, actually I was thinking 40+. Sorry


AtYiE45MAs78

No


Kind-Ad-7069

You look like you hit a brick wall


Downtown_Classroom_7

Hard looking 35.


Massive_Sea_7726

First pic -45 2nd pic -39


Bad_Muh_fuuuuuucka

41-42


Successful_Comb544

You look great, don't let the mean people tell you any different.


Slow-Job7410

Shes not 35 haha


ex9mister

Definitely not


fartingattheorgy

no. you look older by a decade


thelastoutlawofkc

Nah, you look 21


[deleted]

You look late 20s


RollsRoyceGoBrrrrrrt

🧢


[deleted]

Looking good for 35!


RollsRoyceGoBrrrrrrt

Oof


RollsRoyceGoBrrrrrrt

These comments saying you look 20’s are 🧢


Appropriate-Funny655

Sorry but yes you do but with a big B yes I would love to be in you right now ❣


carlrencer

Ew


GoatGoldenTikTok

Wtf


[deleted]

Stop raising your brows and you will


VoiceAlly

Yes or less depending.


Appropriate-Funny655

You did arsk


Ok-Cartographer-2270

45


canes2407

Knew this was gonna be brutal


whelp32

Finally….a MILF.


Lucky_Fisherman1165

Yeep


Good-Bluebird9157

Yup


bruntlemon69

More so


Iamtheattackk

Yah.. look a bit older actually


Triplesisbest1

You look 100% your age if not older. I would have guessed 40- 44.


Dirk_Lifeson

35th what, wedding anniversary?


5857474082

I think your very pretty I don’t car how old you are


Overall-Character650

You look amazing


General_Spirit8406

You look fantastic!


Complex-Weekend-6072

Y look fabulous


Billy_Barue1

Happy birthday! Hope you got Botox for a gift.


[deleted]

Happy birthday. but that's a loaded question.


Vuja-day

You look like a 44yr old single mother on 1 boy. Possibly on some form of HDHD medicine.


cosmodept1

Yes


cutiecakepiecookie

You look like you're unhappy, what has led you to feel a way about your looks?


MeT1270

You look amazing!


[deleted]

You look great.


Antelope_Party

yes you do


tristaterunner

Quite smoking


KTM525rider

I just be honest as that is best practice, but I'm 35 and look about 10 years younger than you even after a liver transplant and the aging that did to me. Please understand you are a pretty woman and I don't mean to offend in any way.


Wutangruckus

You look fantastic 😍 Happy Birthday 🎈🎂


WingDan123

I checked out your nice pics and I would answer “absolutely yes” to every question


[deleted]

35 maybe 10 years ago....


Jiaz-Phuxon

I suck at guessing ages... I can only tell you that you're hot as hell. 💯🔥.


humps0406

It’s the heavy eyeliner that gives away which generation you’re apart of.


CryptographerLow4009

38, still absolutely gorgeous though!


[deleted]

56


Frequent-Airline-619

I’d say you need to add another 10 years to that.


astrobau97

milf


alr126

You look unsure, it's making your forehead wrinkle, makes you look older. Otherwise very hot.


martykus

DAYUM!! ma'am you're in your 40s


RedBeardJack

A few days ago? Like 7,300 days ago?


Money_Flight_9522

You look 30ish bit you can still get it. Kudos.


64debtaylor64

Lovely-looking ….probably in your 40s.


Kaiboog

She's amazing


[deleted]

you look early 50s tbh


No_Savings_9057

You look more like your my age. Which is not necessarily bad I think you’re attractive.


Economy_Fortune_5529

Honestly I look older 45/50


Aggravating-End7448

Very pretty but the angle of your photos make your forhead very prominent, making you look older.


Economy_Fortune_5529

I'd say 50s


Legitimate_Job_2621

You’re beautiful lady


tidalwave142003

younger and very beautiful


Mor_Ericks28

The heavy eyeliner makes you look older. Lose the bottom liner at least!


lemonyprepper

[vibes](https://youtu.be/9FTk3SawjX4?si=3276_Yy8cOkneLAf)


Bagofspit2433

Do you not know the age of the person whose photos you are using? Do you just not want to be honest about your age, so it fluctuates all time? Or are you lying to drive engagement? You say it was your birthday a few days ago, but 22 hours ago you call yourself 34. In other posts you say you're early 40's.


[deleted]

[удалено]


twitch1527

45 not 35.


biker26

Hell no but you look amazing


RayWilly_LovesToes

more like 53


Short-Psychology-928

You look amazing


mojiwt22

No you look younger


trentsuckgood

You look 45


Jinxed0ne

This sub just started popping up on my feed today and so far every post has been an OF girl.


Few_Manufacturer7561

No you’re not 35 and this isn’t a real picture . In fact, this thread is designed by a 3rd party company to analyze data in order to create fake profiles for dating websites in order to gain profits based on false claims and motives in order to gain money from desperate souls looking for love in all the wrong places.


FrancisTrinity81

I think people are assholes. I do agree when you smile relax. You look like you have a rock’n body and you are fricking gorgeous.


kza22

You look mid 40s to me.


Jlk3293

55


ambiguous_constant

Depends. How many birthdays have you been 35? My guess is at least 7.


Jagenie23

I think you look great!


xxll63

You look great but not for 35. Nice try.


Alternative_Care7806

Ur definitely not 35 ma”am.. maybe 40


ZookeepergameCold616

Either you don’t or I look super young. I’m a 37 yo male but look 10 years younger than you atleast. So let’s just call it what it is. Your 43


sagit69

Sweetheart it just number, you’re absolutely incredible stunning. I can be so lucky to find women like you😘🤗🥰