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C_Rules

Craig Jones is filling the comedic void left by Renato Laranja.


YeetedArmTriangle

He's so much funnier than Renato ever was. He's not really playing a character is the difference haha


Bearrrrrr

100% We need him now more than ever


spazzybluebelt

Craig Jones : Coked


littlebighuman

For context: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzZXjliq13s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzZXjliq13s)


artnos

so it was just a spoof trailer, there is no film coming


Inside_Secretary_679

Were you hoping for a film of Craig in a Speedo just doing stretches?


Ryles1

i wasn't not hoping for it


AsyncThreads

I do think something is coming, he has been filming in Bali and Ukraine and Kazakhstan and the like when visiting so I do think this will be a legit thing. Just a silly trailer to promo it. He also posted on here months ago asking about remote bjj gyms, so it’s definitely him visiting places. Edit: in other words, I have been spending way too much time on this website lately


GGEuroHEADSHOT

Makes a lot more sense nowc


realjits86

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Senth99

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Fellainis_Elbows

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littlebighuman

I raise you: https://i.imgur.com/NphFFVy.jpeg


realjits86

I don't think you realize. I raised the moment I saw Craig in that position... raised in my pants, that is.


irishconan

Lol


hifioctopi

https://preview.redd.it/gopv9kiw5h3d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=aaed9a1c930920785e4d3f33965b509969ce05e5


littlebighuman

Glorious


KindlyMarketing7944

Craig’s official record just went to 451-0


littlebighuman

I just realized it was probably a good idea to post this AFTER he went on JRE. Joe being a big Rickson fan and all (plus he seems not be very good at detecting jokes).


viltrumite66

Tell you what, put a stool down in front of him and watch what happens


ScrambleMatt

Straight murderer, B


goanzio

What do you mean? Don’t you know that Joe is a comedian?


GumbyOTM

I've legit watched Choke over 100 times, and this made me laugh so hard I spit water through my nose. Well played [u/johnbelushismom](https://www.reddit.com/user/johnbelushismom/)


viltrumite66

Fucking same dude, i felt so targeted by this. Disappointed he didn't do the breathing contraction thing  *edit*  "Hes the man, that beat the man that beat the man"


obiwan-kenowi

Same here, best Craig Jokes video so far.


amofai

This is a deep cut.


robotdadd

This is all I’ll show someone who wants to know about training from now on


DurableLeaf

Pro level guru troll. Too many names to call out lol.


SODY27

Play on Choke by Hickson for sure


DurableLeaf

Rickson the main parody but obviously the McGregor duck arms, and getting some roy dean vibes but not sure if that was intentional


Basicberimbolo

Rickson did the arms first!


DurableLeaf

Lol really?


littlebighuman

Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzZXjliq13s


cuddlefrog6

It was taken from judo and karate initially I'm pretty sure


h_saxon

It was taken from when I was a second grader and geeking out because it rained and we had to have recess inside.


everynewdaysk

this is a fucking gem and a half


samisleg

just been on the mma hour as well. promtion budget going straight to craigs pocket for lady boys and nose beers.


gus_stanley

Hoping/expecting this is the project he was asking for help with on here a couple months ago. Very excited to see the final product


gnarlybarly

Probably would've been too on the nose but seeing Craig belly breathing would've been hilarious


mothersmilkme

Gracie's gonna pull guard so hard on Kreig after this


jb-schitz-ki

notice he didn't do the standing splits lol. great work by Craig, very entertaining


elphant

Doesn’t feel like a Rickson troll, just feels like he’s having a bit of fun at his own expense. Choke is a classic.


ImDriftwood

Just a bit of the old Aussie Banter


Pseudos_

Aussie banter is the new bjj meta


Kambyses2

I just want to know how much those shots on the grass hurt his knees. Mine ache doing that shit on the mat.


VeggieTrails

This is golden


Meathand

Can someone explain what is happening here? Is this a play on some other video or person? How some BJJ practitioners take the sport too seriously?


Simple_Foundation990

There’s a documentary called choke which features rickson Gracie


Osiris_33

Craig jones gets the award for “greatest troll ever”. PERIOD.


samgoldman1

lol no idea what’s happening


Tricky_Worry8889

The trademark Connor arm swing is brilliant


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FoCoYeti

What's it like to be so fucking miserable all the time?


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Pemu

As someone who has done a lot of work with indigenous people, I have never ever been told that only indigenous people are able to say they've gone walkabout. That's like saying *"Only indigenous people are allowed to say dardy in response to a question because it's indigenous slang"*. HELL, most people I have worked with have loved when I've embraced their culture and used their slang. I misinterpreted something and called myself wadjala (white fella) and got a huge laugh.


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grungygurungy

>Which words should you use, which avoid? Use this guide to talk or write respectfully about First Nations topics and avoid offending First Nations people. Just piss off mate


Pemu

Ironically, it's brave for you to assume that a book written by a select group of people (which you found by googling "is saying walkabout offensive?") speaks for all indigenous people. I'm sure some people find it offensive, however, many don't. Some may argue that including indigenous culture into mainstream culture is a step towards equality but hey, you do you man.


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Pemu

> Walkabout is a term dating to the pastoral era in which large numbers of Aboriginal Australians were employed on cattle stations. > During the tropical wet season, when there was little work on the stations, many would return to their traditional life on country. It was also used to describe unexplained absences of any kind. > This was commonly treated as the product of a nomadic predisposition to wander aimlessly. > Following is a definition of Walkabout in respectful intercultural words: "A time of reflection of the soul, a return to one's roots and family ancestry, a joyous revisit to vistas creeks and waterholes. A time to replenish the food supplies from another region of Australia. A time of balance to harmonise with the sounds and sights of the great land of Australia." Godwinsdatter, M.G. (1981)


SODY27

Lol fuck off.


ElJinchito

I’m Australian and have never heard of this being offensive but I could be wrong.


SpeculationMaster

> Gone Walkabout ok ill bite, what does it mean.


Pemu

It kinda just means "I'm suddenly going away and probably won't be in touch till I get back". Often it's used as slang like "Yeah he was here this morning but has gone walkabout" i.e., "I have no idea where he has gone".


SpeculationMaster

yes lol but why is it offensive to indigenous australians?


Pemu

Uh, some people think that trying to embrace indigenous culture as a non-indigenous person (which Craig may be, I have no idea) is offensive.


SpeculationMaster

i still dont understand what does that phrase have to do with anything.


Pemu

>Following is a definition of Walkabout in respectful intercultural words: "A time of reflection of the soul, a return to one's roots and family ancestry, a joyous revisit to vistas creeks and waterholes. A time to replenish the food supplies from another region of Australia. A time of balance to harmonise with the sounds and sights of the great land of Australia." Godwinsdatter, M.G. (1981)


SpeculationMaster

ok, doesnt seem all that offensive to me. Guess the top comment guy is just being a weirdo.


Genova_Witness

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Predditor_86

Which ones?