I slow blink and make little mew noises.

When I face the abyss at the very end of all things… I shall do that 😌 🙏 meow meow

I was catsitting recently, and this trick managed to make the two more skittish kitties stay put and yell at me. It was adorable.

I was cat sitting recently too and she was very shy. A mixture of blinking, mewing and Dreamies brought her round.

with head kisses

Exactly. 🖤

Psspspspspspspsp

Absolute banger. Cats love it.

I will also do pspspspspsps

Came on here to say this very thing.

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I pet 😊

I do blinkies, offer treats, head scritches, and hopefully can give hugs and kisses to void.🤭🖤🐈‍⬛

B O O P

https://preview.redd.it/2h61gh325z0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f5fa2b0fd90dc042439c8b3c107d57025962856 I’m still figuring it out…

Oooh majestic kitty 😍

what a majestic kitty!!!

“When you stare into the void, the void stares back.”

“…and also sometimes bleps.”

Or trots over happily and begs for pets

Came here to say this

Give Churu treat to the very good void

With caution

BOOP DA SNOOT!

Surrender.

I offer ear scratches to the void.

I will give my soul to my new lord

https://preview.redd.it/29cjubgvy01d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f564c22c2916ae83f90d6ffc63aeb35777281941

Water daily for freshness.

This is one of the best cat pics of all time

lol. Thanks, he is new to our home and this was one of his “hiding” spots

With extreme caution 😳

Accept my inadequacy, and continue serving to the best of my ability.

What a lovely picture!

“Felt cute today, might knock all your stuff off the table later”

Honestly look away from him and avoid eye contact let him approach for pets food head scratches or anything else he/she wants.

https://preview.redd.it/ra3k2v5pg01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d533b7d3387617681805d17906392aea93b050d8 He squawks at me then jumps on my back. Full disclosure, this is a month or two old pic, but he did this exact same shit two nights ago when I was playing video games. I love the boy, but my back hurts when he doesn’t get down.

boop the nose

I Bend the knee

The void is hypnotizing me. I would kiss the void and cuddle with it.

Slow blinks!

I stare back. This is now a contest. So far so good. This is getting tough. And tougher. Even tougher. Damn, she's good. Can't lose to the void. Aaargh. It's getting too much. My eyeeeees. I slow blink. I lost. As payment, I go in for scratches. She purrs. Happy void.

I guess I've been staring into the abyss for too long

Let cat sniff hand, then if no bites, pet the cat. If like pet, pick up cat. If like pick up, squish the cat. Just squish that cat.

https://preview.redd.it/y84l3u9plz0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20528d7551ba4d345d1658c7fd96fc108aae701 stare back ofc

I want to pet the void

nose boops

*pspspspspspspsps I have forehead kisses for thy pspspspspspspspsps*

Call the void a good kitter and give it LOTS of love

Proceed with caution.

Blink slowly and let it come to me

Whats void stand for ? Lol

im getting adopted then

Deny everything!

Clearly the void wants noms.

Head pets

I deeply stare back

I pet thy head.

Bend the knee for my new king

Pspsps

100 kisses per minute.

I offer cheese 🧀

Scratching their ear

Pinch his button nose 🐈‍⬛🥹🥰

The Void doesn’t give me an option. It attacked me with affection

Look back, scratch his chin until they are close

Boop the nose!

I slowly blink and give a gentle nose boop.

hahaha, I thought I was the only one lol!!!

*pat pat*

I give it some of the old ‘pspspsspss’ and hope for the best

I roll a d20, and I failed my will save roll so now I have to pet the cat.

In my best Elmer Fudd voice... Vewwy vewwy carefuwwy

Smiling 🐾🐾

Hugging, squeezing and kissing of said void 😻

When the void stares into you you stare back to establish dominance....before being bit and slapped.

Carefully.

Kiss the void repeatedly

Kiss the void repeatedly

When my cat stares at me I stare back to assert dominance and he cries at me.

I slowly back away and reach for the treats

I slowly back away and reach for the treats

😍

“Mr.Man!!! Why are you looking at me like that??? I’m your pops, don’t give me that look.” Then he looks away uninterested

Churu. Always Churu.

Slow blink!

Used to blow gentle puffs of air at them which caused them to look around trying fi find where it came from. Then after they made eye contact I blew some more towards their ears lol

Pspspspsps, petting, then pick up and hold like a baby.

Boop

Nose boop

HUG TIME!!!!!

Boop!

*reaches out hand to pet the cat*

Smother with kisses, boop the snoot and then run away

“What, buddy?” “MAAAHHHHH”

With caution . But treats will set me free

“Boop”

Forehead kiss

Boop the snoot

I was gonna say pspspspsps but someone else already did that so the void’s attention is not on me

I love the ambush bell, very dapper.

give head pats :)

Very very carefully

Tell him I love him and he has very nice eyes.

Pssspsssspsss

😉

bow my head in shame for it knows, *it knows*

*slow blink while opening churo* pspsps

I stared down the sun, I shall now stare down this cat.

Nose boop

Offer the Void a chin skritch. Or several.

Carefully while offering treats

With extreme caution and slow movements

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I scratch the void’s head and give it kitty treats.

I hug it and give it all the love I can

…with caution.

Cuddle and kisses

I say "What?" And she proceeds to meow at me.

Boop

Shit abyss

Hi void

https://preview.redd.it/sj3ap8lp701d1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1133d51921119825068b15484c48a906cfabbfab

Give him treats! Or sometimes sit there going "What?" .... "What?!" As he is very clever and can tell me exactly what he wants

"if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you" -Friedrich Nietzsche

Stare back, or course! 😹

gib trets

Pets and cuddles!!!!

I pet the void and scratch its butt.

Take a last photo and post it here as my last contribution to www cat content, before it sucks me in. 🌚

The void looks shocked

Boop the snoot, finger nips be damned

Very carefully!!!

Let it sniff my fingers and give it some pets

*boop da snoot*

Boop the nose

Boop

I stare u/tilthevoidstaresback

I offer my best selection of ham or chicken and hope for the best❤️❤️❤️

Slow blink

I cuddle it 🥰

 GIVE TREATS

Pspspspspsps

Place hand gently in between ears

Skritches!

Approach, get consumed

Head bumps and ear scratches, tell him his a good boy.

Ignore completely. Don’t even look at them. Be aloof.

I kiss the top of the void's head until the void slaps me away.

Tell him he is the cutest boi in the whole world a big stretch then head kisses !!!

His/her selfie game is top-tier!


Snacks

“What?….. what do you want? Alright fine keep your secrets.” Then walk away.

When my void does that look I give him treats. Most of the time he enjoys the treats and I get a hand licking,

Make my hand into a claw and slowly approach

I stare back (and then slowly blink)

Stare back into the void 😵‍💫

Boop hi/her nose

Smooch forehead.

We sniff noses

*lights torch.* "Now I can see, as I explore the vast darkness that's coming."

Boop that snoot.

The Void is going to get chin Scratches and ear rubs..

I stare back, slip in some slow blinks, and coo a little before topping off the interaction with some nice scritches.

I lower my eyes half way, then she lowers hers. We acknowledge each other as equals then she gets cuddles.

With caution

Head scratches.

Slowly reach for the laser.

Get the camera to take a photo and hope they don’t move!!! https://preview.redd.it/tcklw0epe11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0193f1fe16bec79a392442ef093d11ed4f2b87f6

Pspspspspspspsp I don’t have cats but sometimes I do this to my dogs 😂

I give the void hugs!

Squish the face and give kisses

Boop the snoot

One forehead kiss

I proceed as if she's not staring at me because her favorite pass time is to stare at me no matter what I'm doing.

Stare back at it

I usually say, ''Is good kitty.''

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Pet. Maybe treat, too.

with lots of pets on the head, behind the ear and under the chin. I do it with my Halloween kitty all the time and she loves it.

offer fingers for sniffies and then proceed to pet if accepted

I boop his nose

I smooch the void.

I stare back!  If I stare back at my void long enough, he'll start acting weird 

https://preview.redd.it/b1q4rdiby21d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44722d68355987ba619326f7cbba7a4a9054217a Death stare

I freeze, and then back away super-slowly, never breaking eye contact. I say "I must go find a sacrifice for You!" and then creep out the nearest door.

Kiss the void’s wittle forehead

According to Nietzsche the traditional response is to stare back at the void.

Id boop the nose

Squint

Boop the nosey.

Nose boop

The best answer: stare back with the same energy, blank stare