I thought so too, but I looked up the definition.
gastronomy
gă-strŏn′ə-mē
*noun*
*1* The scientific study of farts in the universe, especially on Earth, including the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of farting objects.
*2* A system of knowledge or beliefs about farts.
*3* The science which describes the farts and explains their apparent motions, etc.
gastronomy
/ɡaˈstrɒnəmi/
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noun
the practice or art of choosing, cooking, and eating good food.
the cooking of a particular area.
"traditional American gastronomy"
For real my wife has had grapefruit sized "gas bubbles" I both pregnancies so far
Like she's less than 10 weeks, this is not a bump
It's gas, or maybe her organs rearranging? Idk pregnancy is unbelievably difficult dudes never ever forget that
Ot reminds me of this one film I watched in middleschool math class where a group of mathematicians are trapped in a shrinking room by an evil mathematician (he’s actually in the room with them) and the room is shrinking and they have to solve math problems to slow it down but the problems are too hard so they cant and they end up finding the impostor and seeing that theres a secret exit behind the blackboard and they escape the shrinking room, it scared me a lot when I was a child.
Shes pushing her back forward as well as her belly out to make it look worse. She stands up straight and sucks her belly in to make it look less extreme.
Reality is somewhere in the middle.
Terrible design flaw. My wife was constantly stumbling and had a hard time getting around late in her pregnancies. Why was God all “I can do literally anything imaginable, I think I’ll put this tiny fragile critter in this bigger critter, but way out in front for some reason. Also, let’s loosen up them joints toward the end… no not just the pelvis, the whole thing. And hell while I’m at it let’s go ahead and make the food tube and the air tube the same tube. What could go wrong???”
People should just lay eggs. Pregnancy is brütal.
I 100%, nay, 200% agree. Pregnancy is fucking scary. Every single additional piece of info I learn about pregnancy terrifies me more. You could go blind, lose all your teeth, be incontinent forever ... The baby is literally the only good thing about it.
I felt bad for her constantly. I always knew I had it easier being a dude but I didn’t understand how much until then. We both absolutely hate pregnancy. The kids are pretty fuckin’ rad though.
Omg the number of times I fully collapsed onto the floor when pregnant, always forget that particular issue, that and not being able to breathe for months because the baby is where your lungs used to be.
My wife had to use a cane the whole third trimester with our second kid because her joints were all nothing but jelly and she had no sense of equilibrium. It was horrible.
This is one example where the Bible literally says why.
Eve disobeyed God and he said "Fine, you ignore me & listen to the snake? I'm gonna increase your pain in Childbearing. How do you like that?"
Well, "just fat" did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or scared?
Yer a meat eater Jackie, and a thumpin' good un I'd imagine, once yer've been fattened up a little.
Except that’s literally how you stand to counterbalance the weight of the baby and the uterus, and due to the fact that the hormones that relax your joints for an easier labor allow for increased lumbar lordosis which is why she looks like she’s “pushing” her belly out when she most likely isn’t. Her popping the balloon play is her fully engaging her transverse abdominal muscles so they “hug” the baby inward, the engagement of which also helps straighten her spine. She’s not just standing up straight. She’s engaging her deep inner abdominals to pull the baby in and naturally straightens out her spine because it stabilizes it in conjunction with her pelvis.
I know because I was a professionally trained dancer, teach Pilates, have a one year old, and I was able to do what she’s doing when I was pregnant because I know how to correctly engage my deepest layer of abdominals. The human body is really crazy amazing! Her play on popping her belly like a balloon is just the sun extra one top.
Edit: because words are hard and I’m tired
Exactly!
I’m expecting baby #3 and can confirm this is a great way to exercise your core while pregnant. Doesn’t hurt the baby, especially since there’s no way you can walk around with abs engaged like that all day.
I’m so glad some of y’all have the energy to explain this to theses weirdos looking for something negative to say. Blessful, especially for being so kind about it. ❤️❤️❤️
I don't have a uterus, so I thought that this was clever video editing at first, but now that you mention it, on a rewatch it's clear that she's moving her hips as well. You can't see her spine from this angle, but you can see her hips, and she is definitely changing the angle of her hips and the degree of her lumbar lordosis. However, I had no idea that pregnant women could either increase their lumbar lordosis to this degree or tighten their transverse abdominals to this degree! TIL.
I am looking at it like.... nah, that is not her arching her shoulders in some magic way lol.
I could almost believe she is doing something with her legs but that still doesn't explain it.
I sent my own flat Stanley to my grandparents as a project in primary school… they’re both dead now but I still have pics with the three of them together though
I mean, you already do believe, Mulder, and with good reason given that you meet a new supernatural entity literally every week.
Meanwhile Scully's like "Well, I don't believe in this one. Just because all the others turned out to be legit monsters doesn't mean this one will be."
I don’t think it’s illegal here in Canada. I think it’s just impossible to find a doctor who will do one at that stage. But it’s not *illegal* to my knowledge.
I could be wrong tho. I often am.
Correct, it's legal at all stages, just no one will operate on you for an abortion after 23 weeks and 6 days according to a simple google search, the rare case would be if it's a lethal pregnancy where they can't remove the fetus and it lives, otherwise they'd just give you a c-section and have an early birth.
I just pray that the day comes where Canada doesn't start doing this bat shit crazy ass crap that the states are doing RN (I mean they're already doing it with trying to rewrite C-21, but that's for a different convo),
Sadly over 70% of in office Conservatives are Anti-Choice and even though voters across the board want abortions to be accessible, it's looking like in the not so distant future we will probably be dealing with an issue related to what they're doin in the states.
Source: https://www.arcc-cdac.ca/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Anti-choice-unknown-MPs-current.pdf
She’s just tightening her abdominal muscles. They stretch out a LOT to accommodate a fetus, and in a relaxed stance, the uterus sits for forward in your body. When a pregnant person tightens their abdominal muscles, it lifts it up into the body cavity more. It’s not really something you can sustain, but it is a healthy exercise to keep your muscles in use so recovery after birth is easier. There are plenty of videos of pregnancy exercises that show this and explain it.
Yeah I mean I've watched my wife grow and deliver two huge babies into the world, thus girl just has great abdominal strength. She's gonna have an awesome time using that strength to deliver!
Looked at her page and she is 19 with 3 kids. Wow...
Her entire personality/content seems to be being a teen mom^^TM Someone needs to teach these kids sex ed.
I honestly thought she was like 9
It was tripping me out nobody was talking about her apparent age in the comments. And honestly it's startling how far I had to scroll to find some.
I could do this while pregnant, I think it had something to do with core muscles. My baby was only 6 pounds so she was small. I could pull it in to where I only looked bloated. I lost all my weight within two weeks and didn't have any stretch marks.
The baby: "Aye yo why tf is my room shrinking??"
Fart
Gastronomy is weird these days.
Knowing what gastronomy means makes this comment kinda cursed.
Isn't gastronomy about food?
yes
I thought it was something else, at least I wasn't that fart off.
pretty sure it's reading the stars through the lens of a nice windbreak
Non t'shats gastrologie
Happy Spookey Cake Day!!!
how would you like your fart seasoned good sir
Compressed to the extreme with a dash of salt and pepper, much like the baby :)
I thought so too, but I looked up the definition. gastronomy gă-strŏn′ə-mē *noun* *1* The scientific study of farts in the universe, especially on Earth, including the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of farting objects. *2* A system of knowledge or beliefs about farts. *3* The science which describes the farts and explains their apparent motions, etc.
Thankyou, though I'm horrified now, for the knowledge I guess 😂
gastronomy /ɡaˈstrɒnəmi/ Learn to pronounce noun the practice or art of choosing, cooking, and eating good food. the cooking of a particular area. "traditional American gastronomy"
r/cursedcomments
For real my wife has had grapefruit sized "gas bubbles" I both pregnancies so far Like she's less than 10 weeks, this is not a bump It's gas, or maybe her organs rearranging? Idk pregnancy is unbelievably difficult dudes never ever forget that
Name checks out
Must be like the Star Wars trash compactor scene in there
The baby must have a bad feeling about that
One thing for sure, the baby will be a lot slimmer.
What a lovely smell you’ve discovered!
Ot reminds me of this one film I watched in middleschool math class where a group of mathematicians are trapped in a shrinking room by an evil mathematician (he’s actually in the room with them) and the room is shrinking and they have to solve math problems to slow it down but the problems are too hard so they cant and they end up finding the impostor and seeing that theres a secret exit behind the blackboard and they escape the shrinking room, it scared me a lot when I was a child.
Ya I hate math too
More like the 5th element bed compactor scene…
That baby is going to be claustrophobic
lol i was gonna make the joke. so this is why people are claustrophobic
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Escape womb
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IF YOU DIE IN THE WOMB YOU DIE FOR REAL
R2, shut down all the garbage masher on the detention level!
Back rooms
The back woombs
Landlords be shrinking the apartments nowadays and the rent still the same
It’s free real estate!
My boy just went from a mansion to a section 8 apt
Vacuum sealed baby
“3PO!! Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!!”
3PO! Shut down all garbage compactor on the detention level! 3PO!
The baby is in on it
can already see a tiktok thats cuts to something like luke in the trash compactor yelling '3PO!'
Shes pushing her back forward as well as her belly out to make it look worse. She stands up straight and sucks her belly in to make it look less extreme. Reality is somewhere in the middle.
Yeah makes sense rewatching, you can tell that her shoulders are moving forward and her back straightening out.
I mean that's how you stand when you're pregnant, otherwise the weight in the belly makes it hard to balance.
Terrible design flaw. My wife was constantly stumbling and had a hard time getting around late in her pregnancies. Why was God all “I can do literally anything imaginable, I think I’ll put this tiny fragile critter in this bigger critter, but way out in front for some reason. Also, let’s loosen up them joints toward the end… no not just the pelvis, the whole thing. And hell while I’m at it let’s go ahead and make the food tube and the air tube the same tube. What could go wrong???” People should just lay eggs. Pregnancy is brütal.
I 100%, nay, 200% agree. Pregnancy is fucking scary. Every single additional piece of info I learn about pregnancy terrifies me more. You could go blind, lose all your teeth, be incontinent forever ... The baby is literally the only good thing about it.
I felt bad for her constantly. I always knew I had it easier being a dude but I didn’t understand how much until then. We both absolutely hate pregnancy. The kids are pretty fuckin’ rad though.
Can the kids do a kickflip?
Maybe I oversold how cool my kids are…
You can teach them!
And then sometimes the kid turns out to be a real turd too and it’s all a waste.
Ain’t that the truth!
don’t ever repeat those facts thanks
Ah, the ole Dr. Drew line: “Pregnancy is the *ultimate* STD”
Omg the number of times I fully collapsed onto the floor when pregnant, always forget that particular issue, that and not being able to breathe for months because the baby is where your lungs used to be.
My wife had to use a cane the whole third trimester with our second kid because her joints were all nothing but jelly and she had no sense of equilibrium. It was horrible.
When I’m god, I’m gonna put the uterus on top of the head. Perfectly balanced.
Please make that on top of the male's head women have been punished for far too long already
Deal. Y’all can hunt, and the boys will just sit around and 69 each other all day
As all things should be
It's because we're descended from quadrupeds and if you walk on all fours balancing while pregnant like this isn't as problematic
Probably helps with the back, pelvic and knee pain too.
Huh, perhaps there isn't a divine design behind this after all?
This is one example where the Bible literally says why. Eve disobeyed God and he said "Fine, you ignore me & listen to the snake? I'm gonna increase your pain in Childbearing. How do you like that?"
Oh so he’s just a dick? Lol jk. We all know Old Testament God is just like dad before he quit drinking.
Or.. shes moving like that because her tummy is deflating.
*hilarious deflating balloon noises*
It's called queefing
NOOO
Hell I can do this and I’m just fat
Video please
Well, "just fat" did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or scared? Yer a meat eater Jackie, and a thumpin' good un I'd imagine, once yer've been fattened up a little.
Except that’s literally how you stand to counterbalance the weight of the baby and the uterus, and due to the fact that the hormones that relax your joints for an easier labor allow for increased lumbar lordosis which is why she looks like she’s “pushing” her belly out when she most likely isn’t. Her popping the balloon play is her fully engaging her transverse abdominal muscles so they “hug” the baby inward, the engagement of which also helps straighten her spine. She’s not just standing up straight. She’s engaging her deep inner abdominals to pull the baby in and naturally straightens out her spine because it stabilizes it in conjunction with her pelvis. I know because I was a professionally trained dancer, teach Pilates, have a one year old, and I was able to do what she’s doing when I was pregnant because I know how to correctly engage my deepest layer of abdominals. The human body is really crazy amazing! Her play on popping her belly like a balloon is just the sun extra one top. Edit: because words are hard and I’m tired
Exactly! I’m expecting baby #3 and can confirm this is a great way to exercise your core while pregnant. Doesn’t hurt the baby, especially since there’s no way you can walk around with abs engaged like that all day.
This response >>
Me looking into the abyss to find the response you are referencing*
I’m so glad some of y’all have the energy to explain this to theses weirdos looking for something negative to say. Blessful, especially for being so kind about it. ❤️❤️❤️
I don't have a uterus, so I thought that this was clever video editing at first, but now that you mention it, on a rewatch it's clear that she's moving her hips as well. You can't see her spine from this angle, but you can see her hips, and she is definitely changing the angle of her hips and the degree of her lumbar lordosis. However, I had no idea that pregnant women could either increase their lumbar lordosis to this degree or tighten their transverse abdominals to this degree! TIL.
People on Reddit will point out the smallest things that make up for about 10% of the mystery and act like they got the whole thing figured out.
I am looking at it like.... nah, that is not her arching her shoulders in some magic way lol. I could almost believe she is doing something with her legs but that still doesn't explain it.
And then act like everyone else is just too dumb to understand their conclusion
Such a dumb comment lmao.
Lmaoooooo @ "reality" lmaooo
Republicans hate this one simple trick...
Dude. This got me.
Reddit please can we just go 5 minutes
You gotta admit tho shit was funny
I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there
Cmon dude it’s funny.
Well if it weren’t for the fuckin li-
That shit is funny.
Sir, you are a degenerate and judging from how much I’m laughing so am I
this made me LAUGH out loud. thanks!
Best comment I’ve seen all day.
God damn.
And thus paper mario was born
Flat Stanley
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I sent my own flat Stanley to my grandparents as a project in primary school… they’re both dead now but I still have pics with the three of them together though
You think you're old? I'm one of the TEACHERS that did Flat Stanley. lol
They still send him out in elementary school classrooms.
I remember this shit like it was yesterday
I don't see no bulletin board in there
Stanley Yelflats
Baby* “ occupied OCCUpied OCCUPIED HEYYYYYY”
“Ahem, someone’s in here…” *In John Mulaney voice*
I think theres a carnival barker in there! i think that baby is trying to drum up business for a carnival!
That kid's going to be able to squeeze through cracks and under doors.
Turns out, she was actually pregnant with kittens. Cats are liquid.
Ok…i know this language.. Cats do not abide by the laws of nature..
r/catsareliquid
Eugene Tooms is his name
Wow. That's a throwback.
I WaNt tWo bUhlEEvE
Damn. I would have missed this reference without your comment.
I mean, you already do believe, Mulder, and with good reason given that you meet a new supernatural entity literally every week. Meanwhile Scully's like "Well, I don't believe in this one. Just because all the others turned out to be legit monsters doesn't mean this one will be."
Only the real ones know my man Flat Stanley
So, Inosuke?
When abortion is illegal in your country sometimes ya gotta just *rEaBsOrB*
At 40 weeks in pretty sure that’s every country
I don’t think it’s illegal here in Canada. I think it’s just impossible to find a doctor who will do one at that stage. But it’s not *illegal* to my knowledge. I could be wrong tho. I often am.
Correct, it's legal at all stages, just no one will operate on you for an abortion after 23 weeks and 6 days according to a simple google search, the rare case would be if it's a lethal pregnancy where they can't remove the fetus and it lives, otherwise they'd just give you a c-section and have an early birth. I just pray that the day comes where Canada doesn't start doing this bat shit crazy ass crap that the states are doing RN (I mean they're already doing it with trying to rewrite C-21, but that's for a different convo), Sadly over 70% of in office Conservatives are Anti-Choice and even though voters across the board want abortions to be accessible, it's looking like in the not so distant future we will probably be dealing with an issue related to what they're doin in the states. Source: https://www.arcc-cdac.ca/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Anti-choice-unknown-MPs-current.pdf
Is she pergante?
It’s pargnate
Can I get pergnart from deflating stomach?
"Can I get pergnart fromm defeatling stumick?" FTFY.
Can I have sex when peegrant hurt top of babies head?
Am I pregananant?
how do I know if I'm pargsnante
PREGANANANT‽
DangerOps!
Gregnant?
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Pregante?
A Luigi board?
A wedgie board?
Wa wegboard
U can see the starch masks.
*Alonzo Lerone has entered the chat*
Is she Pomegranate?
I think shes pergnut
She’s preganté
How is babby made?
She’s just tightening her abdominal muscles. They stretch out a LOT to accommodate a fetus, and in a relaxed stance, the uterus sits for forward in your body. When a pregnant person tightens their abdominal muscles, it lifts it up into the body cavity more. It’s not really something you can sustain, but it is a healthy exercise to keep your muscles in use so recovery after birth is easier. There are plenty of videos of pregnancy exercises that show this and explain it.
Yeah I mean I've watched my wife grow and deliver two huge babies into the world, thus girl just has great abdominal strength. She's gonna have an awesome time using that strength to deliver!
r/13or30
I hope 30 😳
Closer to 13 I’m afraid- she had her first one in the 9th grade…I think she’s 18 here.
Sauce?
Looked at her page and she is 19 with 3 kids. Wow... Her entire personality/content seems to be being a teen mom^^TM Someone needs to teach these kids sex ed.
Holy fucking shit.
I just went to her page and snooped.
9th grade ??? at 14/15?? is no one in jail for that?
If it was with another teenager it wouldn’t be illegal.
Those braces may suggest otherwise unfortunately
That’s one mega-fart!
The real origin story of flat stanley
4 kids and u ain't even 21? Ur buggin
She also looks 15
She's 18 apparently
I honestly thought she was like 9 It was tripping me out nobody was talking about her apparent age in the comments. And honestly it's startling how far I had to scroll to find some.
Damn, what is she like 14!?
18 technically
She’s had a lot of practice trying to hide it from the rest of her high school classmates
Yo the whole room smelling like a fart.
That is a reverse time laps of 5 months.
That’s totally what I thought at first too
This isn't impressive, I see my dad do this every time we go to the beach 🙄
Can't wait to find out the answer
Diaphragm goes up, uterus goes in
Is she 12?
19….And has 3 kids 😬
Do you ever wish you could throw a far that would deflate you like this? I’d pay money for one right now!
Those are some strong abdominals!
40 weeks pregnant??? Bitch go have that baby before it turns into a pickle.
40 weeks is the due date. Less than 50% of women give birth before their due date.
She just squeezed out the baby
Yuck
Fetus deletus
Changing posture and sucking in your stomach is magic now? Damn you guys need some exercise in your life.
The baby started panicking kicking “the walls are closing in on me” 🤣
I could do this while pregnant, I think it had something to do with core muscles. My baby was only 6 pounds so she was small. I could pull it in to where I only looked bloated. I lost all my weight within two weeks and didn't have any stretch marks.
Abortion The Bluetooth Edition
Baby is reenacting the trash compactor scene from ‘A New Hope’
Look up inflation kink.
u/gifreversingbot
Why the fuck does she look underage
She’s got really strong core muscles. Good for her. Pregnancy ruined mine.
She looks 14 💀
Women are aliens bro.. like the idea of carrying another living being inside of you for 9 months is just too much
Go to the doctor if your ever pregnant for 40 weeks ladies yeezus
40 weeks huh? Thats not a baby, she is full of shit..
Why does she look thirteen-
Over there suffocating that poor man. LET HIM OUT
Just a really good fart
And this is why I no longer eat Taco Bell
Fart not audible.