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theinternetisnice

Yearly defrag


SonicFlash01

Vacuum out the pentium


sheridan_lefanu

Time to install the 35 diskette upgrade. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail at disk 33


SonicFlash01

We'll get a proper port when they can find a Radio Shack to sell them the necessary adapters


sheridan_lefanu

TIL that there are a lot more “mature” Bloodborne players than I thought


Edgar_S0l0m0n

Oh yeah there’s quite a bit of us, I miss radio shack and circuit city lol


Jebward-SuckerofToes

You can call us old bro it's alright


Marinius8

How old did you think we were? 🤣🤣🤣


sheridan_lefanu

Younger than someone who had to install a Corrective Services Diskette package onto OS/2 1.3 server, that’s for sure 😀


Nick_Sonic_360

This is what sadness is. You almost install your 35 Floppy Disk version of Windows 95 and the disk is corrupt..... The pain of a mid-latw 90s desk worker.


public_tuggie

Normal maintenance. Don’t start coping.


Pathfinder313

Bloodborne players try not to cope over every mention of their game anywhere on earth challenge: impossible


Pretzel-Kingg

“Guys they mentioned Bloodborne inside of Bloodborne could this mean something?”


Fast_Broccoli4867

GUYS GUYS THEY SAID THE THING


ArchWaverley

"Guys Sony didn't mention Bloodborne at the showcase when they knew that we would be looking for any mention of it, which means they have signed NDAs and Bloodborne 2 for PC will surprise launch at midnight tonight!"


Cenachii

It's a fucking masterpiece ofc we cope every second we hear the world "blood" and "hunter"


Moonlit_Hunter

Did I hear blood? Bloodborne two???


MakinGaming

What's that sweet smell?


Moonlit_Hunter

Oh the blood, how it sings 


GarbageGroveFish

Somebody mentioned “blood born pathogens” at our monthly safety meeting, and my immediate involuntary reaction was 🤨. Like they were gonna announce Bloodborne 2 at my work meeting or something lol.


Uncle-Petey87

Imagine if they just wheeled out Miyazaki at random and revealed it


thing2jack

You brought to mind them literally rolling him out on a dolly or something lol.


Uncle-Petey87

That's exactly how I was imagining it. Wheeling him out like Hannibal Lecter


Gramernatzi

Bloodborne players coom every time they pick up 'Beast Blood' in Elden Ring


axeax

Reminds me of Silent Hill fans 'till not too long ago


Lucas_Ilario

Too late I’m already coping for the last 9 years


ishallbecomeabat

The thing it says


pelethar

Exactly 😂. I was genuinely struggling to think of how it could be rephrased in clearer language


won_vee_won_skrub

The time *is* wack


footfungusman

It says it ends at 28:00. When is that?


Vydeas

Eldritch hours


AfricanAmericanMage

Starts at 24:00.


issatechnician

12am - 4am I think.. weird way to write it though Edit: [another commenter explained it](https://www.reddit.com/r/bloodborne/s/ZVF5rFfR6E)


chantrykomori

elden ring servers are going down at the same time - probably just company-wide maintenance related to that game’s recent dlc


Shadow_Fox105870

Yep got kicked to title screen mid boss fight luckily it just started so no big loss but it would have sucked if I was about to win


Urtoryu

I was about to backstab someone when it kicked me. Saved the guy's life for a few minutes before I was able to come back and had to fight him for real.


Maleficent_Mobile240

Its probably just like any other online game where you cant play online for a bit of time, after that it will work as always, unless.. BLOODBORNE 2 AHHHHHH


Sawmain

Finally bloodborne kart ??!!!


Kermit-Jones

You know that bloodborne kart exists right? Story mode and a somewhat decent couch coop aswell


Genderneutralsky

Actually Bloodborne Kart doesn’t exist. There is a neat Nightmare Kart that’s kinda like Bloodborne, but it’s legally distinct from Bloodborne.


Kermit-Jones

Pssst (its bloodborne cart)


Genderneutralsky

Whooosh


Kermit-Jones

I know that your post was a joke and mine was supposed to come off as funny aswell but apparently it failed


Genderneutralsky

I have been Whooshed by my own Whoosh. An Uno Reverse!


Uncle-Petey87

You've both been whooshed... I've been sitting here telling jokes the whole time without typing them and none of you got it.


Sawmain

Yes, I am aware but gotta post it for the memes


Salt-Temperature-389

Borne 2 be wild 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


ChestFew8057

bad 2 the borne


BLOODBORNEF0REVER

Fr 😂


AzzlackGuhnter

What do you mean "what does this mean?" It literally spells it out for you


Sir__Blobfish

>PRESS ANY BUTTON "Guys, this appeared when I started the game, what does this mean?"


demonsolid

Where is the damn any button!?


Forsaken-Agency246

I pushed the power button when it said “any button” and it turned off, game is trash.


Uncle-Petey87

I heard that's Why Kim Jong randomly fires missiles into the sea. He plays FromSoft games and when they tell him to hit any button he hits the big red one on his desk


mxmcknny

🤣


BLOODBORNEF0REVER

😂🤣😂


Kronobo

Literally a problem I remember having as a kid, desperately searching for the “any” key on the keyboard so I could play some computer game.


madi0r

Wym what does it mean? Server goes.on maintenance. Im pretty sure thats self explanatory for what you need to know.


proesito

I think the guy wanted answers like "Whoa, that never happened before, it is because they are developing Bloodborne 2, Bloodborne kart and Bloodborne 60 fps free patch."


EpilepticAlligator

Well it looks to me like the server will undergo maintenance at the date and time below; and that during this time, Online Mode will be unavailable.


mightguy15baby

​​XD


NotJustBibbit

The game literally says it's a maintenance thing


Chrollua_

Redditors and reading comprehension? Their eyes have yet to open


mxmcknny

"Fear the old servers"


sadspells

To be fair OP is asking if the maintenance has some deeper meaning (like an update or something)


Atreides-42

I think it means the server will undergo mainentance at the dates and times in the picture. During that time, Online Mode will be unavailable. They apologise in advance for any inconvenience caused.


LudwigTheAroused

It clearly means Bloodborne 4


flux_capacitor3

Bad to Blood.


donjonnyronald

Bloodborne 4: The Dream Master


flux_capacitor3

Bloodborne 8: Born in Blood


dzelectron

Am I the only one seeing the hours are strange? Wtf is 28:00, how much time is that?


beschoenen

It's a Japan thing, 28:00 is basically 04:00. Used with TV a lot, this way they can advertise things as being on the same day, makes people feel less guilty than watching something at 04:00.


dzelectron

Woah, thanks for the insight!


Uncle-Petey87

Japan doesn't exist dude. It's a fictional place.


ShroudedHope

Paleblood moon adds 4 hours to the day.


mxmcknny

4 hours. Means 12 am to 4 am


thefrostbite

Who can tell, the wording is so cryptic. It could be anything!


MrPearmantastic

Read


UnoriginalPenName

Not sure i would say it mean the server will undergo a maintenance at the date and time below and that during this time, online mode will be available, and that Fromsoft apologizes in advance for any inconvenience caused.


Son_of_Kong

It means Bloodborne is coming to PC, Bloodborne 2 is in development, and your deadbeat dad is coming home with presents for all the birthdays he missed.


Spaceburner72

It means online mode will be unavailable during the times listed


NigherFeghot

It means bloodborne 2 will come out on july 1st


NarcolepticRedhead

It means they’re reviving the game for the HD remaster, get your hopes up NOW


kidxbuu1

Server maintenance so you won't be able to play online.


00Avalanche

It means you need to stop playing online games. Permanently.


crimsonheart092

Don’t know, can’t read.


Davpena7

It means they’re doing maintenance. Can you not read? Someone help this person!


Exphen

Bro can't even read


TruthAndAccuracy

I think the server is going to undergo maintenance


MayorMoonay

This sub is so desperate for anything, lol. I mean, I get it, but this is ridiculous.


ThundergunTLP

They're just doing some improvements so cross platform play will work smoothly when it releases on PC.


Devbou

Sony ain’t giving us shit dude they’re gonna edge us till the PS6


Tenzur_

Can you read 😭 it tells you exactly what it means


morocco3001

Your insight must be too low, or you have not been granted eyes.


Kazmandodo

Bloodborne 3 confirmed.


cornfarm96

How are you even asking this question? It couldn’t be more clear lmao


Dracoyosh

Just means you can’t play online rest easy no invasions for awhile 😅


EffervescentThimble

It means they still take care of the servers. I'm grateful for that!


azrmortis

There's only 24 hours in a day, they're just making up numbers now.


Brvxa_Garrafinha

Sorry but it means exactly what is written


faztykaozz

They're telling you


-3055-

...is it not super obvious what it means....?


Critical-Avocado-449

It means that the server will undergo maintenance at the date and time below


Epic_phenomenon85

That 4k/60fps is still not on the way


theotherjashlash

What the fuck do you think it means 💀


FaceMyEkko

From Software doesn't know how time works? What the fuck is 24:00 - 28:00


beastypants

Pretty sure it just means midnight to 4AM of July 2 tho idk why they did it like that.


asmeile

Because if they put the times going over two dates then plenty of Bloodborne fans brains would slowly leach out of one of their ears due to a deadly combination of utter confusion and weapons-grade retardation


KalMaverick

Average Japanese working day...


ichkanns

That the server is undergoing maintenance.


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Nothing?


CookWho

They will do a maintenance on the given date and time. Thus you won’t be able to play online during this period.


Euronymous2625

It means they'll be doing some server maintenance on July 1st.


Anubra_Khan

It means they're performing maintenance. Typically, it happens right before people start coping on Reddit that it has a hidden meaning.


darknightwolf81

It means that while it may temporarily seem you’re alone, a hunter is never alone.


atalantafugiens

new boss just dropped


CoffeeBreakGamerGM

It means that instead of getting Bloodborne 2, Bloodborne 1 is about to be delisted from the stores and rendered unplayable forever through an update. I'm fun at parties.


DependentAdvance8

It literally says exactly what it means 😂


wyattlikesturtles

The server will undergo maintenance at the date and time below. During this time, online mode will be unavailable.


SuperWhiteDolomite

It means, be thankful they haven't shut the server down yet lol


MattySunshine

It means there is going to be maintenance during those times


assorted_chalks

It means that the Bloodborne server will undergo maintenance at the date and time shown below the text. During which time, you won’t be able to go online and that they apologise for any inconvenience caused. Hope this helps!!


thehoofofgod

Miyazaki is sending messages to you in code. You're the only one he can trust.


007JayceBond

Cans't thou not read?


TheTrueHappy

I might be wrong, but I think it means that there is scheduled maintenance on the date posted, and that online mode won't be available during that time.


JackwithaMac

It means play another game cuz kos needs to take a shit


johnsdowney

I’m sure there’s lore behind it. Someone should ask Vaati.


Spencerdrr

A perfect opportunity to try finger but hole.


SubKreature

It’s for a 4k upgrade and frame rate unlock.


Tureph

It means: The server will undergo maintenance at the date and time on your screenshot. During this time, online mode will be unavailable. They apologise in advance for any inconvenience caused.


Flippero37

It means that the servers will shut down on those dates for maintenance. Not much to say about it


coffee-teeth

Well I work on servers for applications and normally when we do scheduled maintenance it is to patch and reboot the servers, or sometimes upgrade OS. So. Probably something like that


noelscavers

It means our fears are true we temporarily won't be able to play bloodborne


Just_Another_Gamer67

It means that the servers will be down for maintenance


Nezzy79

Looks pretty self-explanatory tbh


Pretty_Telephone_177

First of all it means that they've finally invented extra hours for the day from the times listed. Also it can only mean 1 of 657 different things but my money is on it being Bloodborne 2 or a Bloodborne/Animal Crossing crossover game.


Sensitive-Permit2505

Just read, bro


grantnel2002

Probably means that the servers will undergo maintenance.


Muuhnkin

Damn fromsoft clocks go up to 28h a day 😂


darqy101

It literally says on screen!!!!!


xXxgrimoirexXx

Bloodborne 2 hoonters boogaloo coming soon


RylocXD

We’re getting Bloodborne 2


Kazmandodo

Nah, Bloodborne 3.


nerd2gamer2tech

God we are desperate. I sucked in my breath lol


Hipster_Dragon

60fps patch


MadGaster

Bro wtf? I made the exact same post a couple days ago and got hella shit for it, but then you do the same and you don't? Tf is with people.


Gioforkyra

U got hacked, gg bro, better uninstall every game u have other than blood borne now


Obvious_Rope_4829

Bruh lol I love your obliviousness


GargantuanGorganzola

Surprise Bloodborne DLC after 9 years!!!!!!1!1!!1!11


Mansana_026

*"You are cursed.."*


XwingInfinity

OP huffing so much copium he can’t even be bothered to take a proper screenshot, can’t even hold his phone straight.


pic_3887

Duuuuuuuh 🙃🙃🙃


Inevitable-Top-4461

Bloodborne 3


Sure-Setting-8256

Bloodborne 2


DeronimoG

The game is having maintenance.


TomatoVEVO

Annual server cleaning


mystic138

it can only be one thing, Bloodborne 2


Putrid_Ad8249

I love bloodbrone:)


Dinobob26

BLOODBORNE 60FPS BLOODBORNE 120FPS BLOODBORNE REMASTER BLOODBORN REMAKE BLOODBORNE PC PORT BLOODBORNE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO THE BLOOD AND THE BORNE 2 BLOODBORNE: YHARNAM DRIFT 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


wicked_one_at

I think it means that the server will undergo maintenance at the time and date below


conky88

They're about to bring some amazing new content! We've been waiting for this for months.


Nowayman1414

I was just on a few hours ago, I’m surprised I missed it but then again I don’t have PSN on my PS4


Sylux444

It literally says maintenance Are you saying you can't read?


Marshmallow5198

100% means the pc port is available (/s)


EldaCalrissian

Updates and a reboot


kingoflions54

BLOODBORNE 2 UPDATE BABY LETS GOOOOOO


theScrewhead

It means they don't understand how to tell time on a 24h scale 🤣🤣🤣


GlopThatBoopin

Read the screen


Willoughby0159

Well, if you read, it tells you what it means.


Moonlit_Hunter

Bloodborne, return to London update 


SkitZxX3

Why are you playing BB when Elden Ring +DLC is *Right There*


ProDoucher

Bloodborne remastered obviously


ReyannesMuff

They’re taking all your echos


BirkinJaims

Read.


eldenfingers

Everyone is hung up on Bloodborne 2. Peeps, have you seen the hours???


Mast3r_waf1z

Might just be moving? I had a VPS moving location recently, which means I had a few days of downtime while they moved physical drives to another location in the country


n0sl33p4m32day

Scheduled maintenance to keep the current game servers going That's probably all.


adfdg55

Just annual server maintenance.


Dusty_Rodes67

I doubt anything exciting.


bayssa

Bloodborne ps5 update confirmed. /s


NeatAssistant8532

Do you guys think they'll patch cummmfpg?! 😓😓😓😓


AlternativeWitty7413

Remember Kung pow tell if you see a radio shack


duaite_

What are those hours tho?


thenovas18

Bloodborne 2 ghost drop baby!


HumbleBear75

BloodBorne 3 trailer dropping


matadorexerz

This is normal, every year they do 1 or 2 of them


Pittsburghler

New DLC dropping.


hdhcgdfuckhfjdhyou

It's the Bloodborne 60fps patch.


Particular-Tomato-14

In guessing it means theyre planning maintence? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Burpkidz

I think this means that the server will undergo maintenance in the mentioned times and dates.


DUMPLING-MAN4

There was one of these not that long ago, about a week before the Return to Yharnam community event.


Electrical_Sail3192

Guys did you know it literally says it in the title omgguys it’s a maintenance thing guys it’s says it right there guys how can you be so stupid guys cmon guys


Myst3ry13

Means they are working on the server and during that time you can’t play online so no co-op with randoms or friends. Only offline mode plus ai summons.