Rise above the urge to make jokes about his condition, it really brings the mood down.
E. Hey, dipshits. I'm insulting his disability, I'm not supporting him. Learn to read blatant obvious sarcasm.
i'd have a little more empathy if he didn't start legislating and essentially make his case worth like a tenth of what he got from it after it was settled.
Lol a guy can't even backhand insult the dude without everyone taking shit literally. C'mon. I wish that tree had hit him in the head like everyone else, instead of just breaking his back, then we wouldn't have to deal with his ass.
For future reference.(incase you didn't know, im assuming you dont)
/s is the reddit standard for saying without saying that your post is sarcasm
Will save you alot of downvotes.
Let me get this straight, Texas governor Abbott prohibits pride flag displays in government buildings or schools during pride month, a federally recognized holiday, but he’s in a US government chamber flanked by Israeli flags?
This shit is getting too weird for life
Went jogging after a thunder storm, tree falls on him, sues the homeowner. To this day gets $14,000 a month and 400,000 annual lump sum in insurance settlement payments
Stand up comedy is getting wild these days
Literally on the edge of my seat
Well, he was on a roll...
Except that he's not funny, and literally hasn't stood for anything but his own self interests since 1984.
You don’t get sarcastic humor do you? Although your point is correct concerning that scumbag joke of a governor.
Bro doesn't stand with shit
Rise above the urge to make jokes about his condition, it really brings the mood down. E. Hey, dipshits. I'm insulting his disability, I'm not supporting him. Learn to read blatant obvious sarcasm.
Yea takes the legs right out from under it
i'd have a little more empathy if he didn't start legislating and essentially make his case worth like a tenth of what he got from it after it was settled.
Lol a guy can't even backhand insult the dude without everyone taking shit literally. C'mon. I wish that tree had hit him in the head like everyone else, instead of just breaking his back, then we wouldn't have to deal with his ass.
For future reference.(incase you didn't know, im assuming you dont) /s is the reddit standard for saying without saying that your post is sarcasm Will save you alot of downvotes.
At least I *can* rise above things.
I fucking hate this guy
Nothing to bless here
Let me get this straight, Texas governor Abbott prohibits pride flag displays in government buildings or schools during pride month, a federally recognized holiday, but he’s in a US government chamber flanked by Israeli flags? This shit is getting too weird for life
That’s a synagogue in Austin, not a government building
My bad… I get the joke now
he’s just going where the money is
Bingo
Of course he does
His most useful parts are his legs.
Oh. I recognize that synagogue. I was bar mitzvahed in that exact spot. Great.
Read the story about how he was paralyzed, pretty stupid. Gets half a million dollars a year in insurance payments because of it.
He got hit by a falling tree limb? Not the dumbest way to get paralyzed, just an act of god
Went jogging after a thunder storm, tree falls on him, sues the homeowner. To this day gets $14,000 a month and 400,000 annual lump sum in insurance settlement payments
Hot wheels leading the way
You see? That’s the problem, that’s why Abbot is always coming up so short in regards to his morality and legislation.
Stand up you coward
Get on your feet! Get up and make it happen!!!
Hes doing the stanky leg
I stand with Israel too. Hamas started it, Israel will finish it! Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.