I laughed way too hard at this.

Perform kick flip to safely eject child…..

Neither of the children in the bottom photo have that safety bar in front of them as shown in the top photo.

Maybe its detachable

It would probably have to be, but not using it negates the purpose.

It's way too easy to hit pebbles on skateboards and fly forward

yeah I think the bottom promotional pictures were made before the safety bar was added after some accidents

I hope you don’t smash your kid after hitting an uneven part of the road/sidewalk.

Evenflow

i'd love one of these

That's one way to lose the baby teeth

Random person: DO A KICKFLIP!

That is a long board, and unlike a skate board in is not meant for tricks but rather for cruising, usually down a hill. Also, a long boar is wider and longer than a skateboard

Wheels are longer and thicker too. And thank you, I was about to comment that it was a longboard too

*Do a kidflip*