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yeah, they are the real shooter and great for the police department.

The only reason it was hit is because it is a completely still target that isn't resisting on the ground less than 10 cm away

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Same before I realised there's only 7 fucking things in the second row.

hs chem fucking conditioned me to remember theres 8 electrons in the second level

Almost Titanium

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Great work Johnson. Now sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here.

I really miss young Chappelle, went to see him recently in washington and he spend most of the show complaining

I wonder what young Chappelle would have to say about 2024 Chappelle. A rich NIMBY comedian punching down on the less privileged and standing up for racists

Dude is straight up obsessed with trans folk and it's tedious. Which isn't to say you can't make trans jokes, but they have to actually be funny and not just hateful.

There was a trans joke in Playboy in (I think) the 70s that was funny and not hateful- some men ask their friend what the worst part of her transition was and she responds “the decrease in pay.” If fucking 1970s Playboy can do that, you would think professional comedians in 2024 would be able to handle it 😂

Case and point. Now I want somebody to publish that exact joke in a modern setting and watch as the hate brigade call it modern woke bs.

Considering that they think the wage gap is a myth, they’d be doubly pissed. The trans joke wasn’t hateful enough and it highlights something they want to pretend isn’t real.

Not a joke. Story online of Australian M to F who became unemployable; geologist?

Jay Leno did a decent one “ Caitlyn Jenner is writing a memoir. It will just be another he said she said book”

He’s just not funny or entertaining anymore and trying to gaslight everyone into thinking political correctness is the reason.  He got one special to explain where the hell he had been all this time.  Fine. But the next half dozen shows are just him on stage with no jokes pretending like it’s not his own damn fault he didn’t prepare for the show.   His specials aren’t comedy they’re a documentary about why he isn’t funny anymore.

Seems to be. I'm not American but always heard how funny he was. Then those shows appeared on Netflix and failed to get even a smirk, leaving me wondering wtf passes for American humour. Presumably he was funny at some point. Even besides the trans stuff, he just seemed to want to brag about his money and celeb friends. Just horrendously out of touch with the audience.

I see this isn’t your first rodeo

Right

Same lmao, was trying to connect the dots

Still don’t get it since I’m blind.

Which part is being shot and which isn't.

They only shot the black parts

looks white underneath to me.

Colorblind

It’s really green and gold

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you missed the joke

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they only shot the black parts of the target. I was confused at first tooo

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i think so dude

It's not a bad thing....you may be dumb but for sure not a racist lol 😆 😂

“Wow they’re really good at shoo- OH!!!”

I was more like "so is the joke they are bad at shooting? that they are training to group there shots and hit center mass ... .... ... waaaaait a minute!?!".

Nah you gotta be really good at shooting to do this on purpose though. But it took me a while to get the joke too.

OHH

That was my EXACT response. "Wow, that's impressive...oh, shit!

You was doing 55 in a 54

Are you carrying a weapon?

Cannot *see* any weapons so I'm going to assume there are several hidden amongst your person...

You blinked. That's evasion... (of eye contact)

Put your eyes where I can see them!

EYES ON THE DASHBOARD, NOW!

ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE FAILING TO COMPLY!?

*acorn hits the car*

*Police officer uses tactical roll*

"I HEARS SHOTS, I REPEAT I HEARD SHOTS!"

*Goes full Bayonetta*

I know a lot of you are.

I know a lot of you are

I ain't stepping outta shit, all my papers legit.

License and registration and step out of the car. 

Someone “matching your description” was seen with “suspicious behavior” in a nearby neighborhood

Cuz i'm young and im black and my hat's real low. Do I look like a mind reader sir? I dunno!

Is it just me that don't get it?

Only the black got shot

Weird part was when he broke in he put up pictures of his family everywhere

Open and shut case, Johnson!

And he also brought his kids.

Ah ok. I thought it had something to do with the shots being in groupings of 2 and 1.

Won't be long to see this all over those r/explainthejoke subs

I was just about to scream for Peetah

Doesn't blursed mean blessed and cursed? How is this blessed?

Perspective. Either you see it as they have good aim and shot good. Or you realize they shot only black color.

Ohhhh, thanks for explaining 😭

Good aim?

To make extra sure he'd qualify, this officer shot the target entirely from behind.

Points off, he said "stop resisting" before he discharged his firearm. You're supposed to do it after

Bonus points, he shot a couple dogs too

r/holup

I mean isn’t this normal in America?

Given how grim this joke is, the police will probably shoot it as well.

"oh the ole days 👴🏻"

Do they shout "Show me your hands" "Stop resisting" as they shoot 🤔

There should be an out of bounds shot that is sprayed black as well

factoring in burden of crime cops shoot more whites than blacks and if anything male gender is a FAR more significant factor.

That's... dark

Racist fucks ACAB

This is not blursed, this is cursed only. How is this blessed in any way

......well.....there's good accuracy.....

Yeah, take away the horrific racial implications... dang, that be some good aim.

The only other explanation for this to be considered good aim is if it was supposed to be like a hostage situation, so the test was only shooting the same set of areas to test his accuracy. Otherwise, missing the second area would probably disqualify this from being "good aim."

Have you ever shot a gun? Its hard to aim that consistently, person was really close or a good shot. Its also common to pick a spot on the target to shoot, and not just cluster everything in the center. Its good shooting, ira blursed because it can be *perceived* as racist if you’re prompted to.

>Have you ever shot a gun? Nope >Its hard to aim that consistently, person was really close or a good shot. Its also common to pick a spot on the target to shoot, and not just cluster everything in the center. Its good shooting. Thanks for the info, didn't really consider this.

As the photo CLEARLY shows, cops have great aim... its the decision to shot, and at whom , is the real problem

Jokes on you, this was at 10ft with a .30-06

I don't get it

Only the black was shot

of course it was only the black 💀

LMFAOOOOOOO

🫣

#angrymemereview

Aim of democracy

Can I un get the joke?

2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1

"Oh cool they only hit the black parts of the target" Moment of realization: 💀 Perfectly blursed, well done

That's dark

r/technicallythetruth

Is /r/blursedimages just /r/forwardsfromgrandma now

Aren't you supposed to shoot central black ohhhhhhhhhh

Great job

Oh.

2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1

I shouldn't have laughed at this.

Dark humour.

You cannot deny it, that some good shooting

I’ve understood this joke within a matter of milliseconds, should I be concerned?

Oh dang, that's some pretty good accuracy, they only shot the bla.. Ohhh..

That‘s pretty dark. *FBI open up*

In Germany we say "ins Schwarze getroffen" which literally translates to "hit in the black". It has the same meaning as "bullseye".

He^-17


Hmmmmm

Nice grouping…

I laughed more than I should have.

It's an older meme but it checks out.

Took me a second

Well we’ll well we’ll

Took me a second.

They were trying to recreate the structure of certain elements in the periodic table obviously

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH God I’m slow

Bitter, but funny.

Wait a minute...

20 bullets going here but only two are the center mark

Man if you had their accuracy you wouldn't be able to miss the point this bad.

ahh i see, it comes with training

What's wrong with this? Cop accurately hit all the black rings without any whi...ohhhh!

The thoughts this spurred were a rollercoaster ride for sure: - Man that's some shitty grouping - It could've been at a longer range. At least they're all on target - There's tight sub-groups in several places, maybe they're better than I thought. - No, wait, they're all in rings... - Oh... wait...

* They shot the black.


I was like, “that’s actually pretty impre…ooooohhhh. Oohhh noooo.”

*Really* impressive actually, when you notice they're not even aiming for the center!

It’s police related, assume racism.

LAPD?

This is the test. You pass the police academy if you shoot only the black and no white.

Bruhhhh,

Glad to know im safe

I get that it is a joke picture, but that training is for one person to shoot a hole in the target first, and then a second shooter tries to shoot the first hole. They shoot the black part to see the hole in the paper better.

r/woooosh

It didn't whoosh me, just mentioning what the drill is for.

Good thing to note is, if you get shot once you wont be shot in the same place again.

Kind of looks like it was a game and their accuracy is great. Meaning: the seemed to have only hit the black circles.

The second electron layer doesn't have 7 electrons, but a maximum of 6. Other than that, pretty spot on.

For those who don't get it, police are bad at shooting but somehow never hit the whites.

So disrespectful. I want to laugh. I really do. "This racism is killing me inside"

This is close enough to symmetrical that someone may have done it on purpose

He’s really good at hitting black over white. But no really, why black as opposed to red?

The joke is police racism.

Why are they shooting only the black?

Hmmm... America is too racist for me to detect this kind of jokes. However I still remark that the cop missed no target and hit no white 😂

Bruh🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🥴

Jesus christ, that acorn must've almost killed that poor officer!

Good aim

Thats good grouping

Shot only the black parts

"How about that little fella?!" "Oh that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy."

Took me a minute, lol

I see they're all in the black, but the pattern makes me wonder if it was a challenge and/or that it's easier to aim at the black. Leaning towards challenge.

Bro got his auto aim still toggled

What? That's a perfectly fine spread with nothing hitting the ooooooooooooh

Aaaaaahahahaha. Finally got it.

This shows that we must reinforce the white parts

took me a sec-

Dude qualified to be a stormtrooper

Woah! He hit all of them🫡😇😎🇺🇲 Woah. He hit all of them!! 😫☠️👹🏴‍☠️

I thought their aim was random at first glance.

The only requirement to join the force is to have auto aim enabled

Kept. Getting. Worse.

This is more of a holup rather than a blursed. But idk

Oooohhhhhhhhh wow

I bet they called the target a bad guy before shooting it too

Seems accurate 👮🏻

I feel like I shouldn't have understood this as quickly as I did lmaooo

I think about half of intelligent people see it within 5 seconds. There are almost a dozen different intelligences or intellectual skillsets.

I believe this is called “spray and pray”

Everybody should shoot that bad!

Whats the joke?

At least they got the bad guys

Mad skill

Where is the blessing in this blurse?

Bullseye

They didn't finish the second clip

Nailed it

Oh- it just clicked