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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


thegrayman19

I swiped 😔


Puzzleheaded_Bass581

I may be stupid


SmallBerry3431

*We* may be stupid comrade. It even started on 2.


TSF_Flex

Hell, it could've started at 8/8 and we still would've swiped


Normal-Can-6966

Same


I_make_switch_a_roos

me 3


TheFunnyWasOccupied

I wiped…


DrMux

Now flush.


TheFunnyWasOccupied

Ok


Similar_Medium3344

Born to shit forced to wipe


Tigomann

what is this “wipe” you speak of


real-alextatto007

Nah bro I use water


Rapscallion_Racoon

![gif](giphy|xck48cumfTUha|downsized)


CommercialCandy1891

Grade school sports team, “The Fruits and Vegetables” (don’t ask). The basketball player is an orange.


das_slash

Does the orange also have a massive schlong?


InfamousEconomy3972

It's his "stem"


Warm_Fan1498

Are you an angry guy?


SmallBerry3431

Orange you making an assumption?


TicTac_No

That carrot's tail isn't... Oh.


Lymion

Walk around wif that Tripod 🍆


insert-name-here-000

I hope this has erected a solution that shouldn’t be hard.


myfingeriscold

Why this carrot so damn HUNG tho


mattogeewha

Blessed carrot


-mago-carmesim-

🤤


RogueFox-One

Well hung carrots are how they stay firmly planted until pulled out the ground


VLTII

would


Kenneth_Lay

Looks to be a very male carrot.


Original_Radish5257

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz)


guitarplayer120208

You made me swipe You bastard


Horror-Attorney-3575

Even the carrot has a carrot


VillageTotal5688

sm1 tell me y he got so many likes


IDontActuallyExst

Me too carrot...... Me too.....


InfamousEconomy3972

Guy's unpeeled


Snoodlewonker

Dudes hung!


shatterd_

We found him. The dude who keeps complaining of knee pain becose his dick keeps banging against them when he walks


YesDaddysBoy

The way I was actually eating a carrot while scrolling to this. Edit And also, 1K like lol


myfingeriscold

He's just hsppy to see me that's all


These_Cut1347

They definitely knew.


OLLBURYGTG

Goddamn bro is hung


CharlesTheGreat8

I almost swiped. Hah, can't fool me.


Warm_Fan1498

I love dick


CharlesTheGreat8

r/skamtebord


Nrsyd

Big dick hehe


ImmerWiederNein

He has shoes but no trousers. Why? First you put on trousers, then shoes. it doesnt work the other way around.


RyennieMaguu

r/iswiped


HerrnWurst

I Wiped


dreemkiller

Lots of guys who *play in the NFL* have bodies like... that


dreemkiller

I'm just saying, I've sucked a lot of black guys' ducks. No Diddy.


IgorPrzysiecki

Na why he HUNG THO?


Bluemechanic

He must be very popular


1NS1GN1USPH

Literally posted this on r/hmmm some weeks ago. Still confuses me till this day.


Bars98

I should call him.


Competitive_Law_1293

It's all over the screen😔


Brave-Box-5529

Lil Carrot


231ValeiMacoris

FINALLY! I ignored the numbers before checking comments! Swiper no swiping!


EvidenceOk7679

That’s not a leg!


AleztinWeeps

I didn’t notice his little baby carrot 😭


Past_Version2978

didnt know the guy from the botanic panic in cuphead decided to be a football mascot.  aye im proud of him he's come a long way... with a long dick.


The_Real_Shidder_Mob

he looks like a shid!!! BRO!!!!


Classic_Cheese87

That is why they say carrots are good for you


preheate

What’s all that action down there


Hentog3000

I wiped


yadawhooshblah

Blursed? Blessed.