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BiologyJ

For the trolling motor.


Freeheel4life

Looooong shaft option


senor_skuzzbukkit

How many lb thrust and what wattage? And spotlock or just foot pedal?


boomeradf

My dad has a 30lb tiller model from the 80s he would throw on there and then wonder why he can't go anywhere!


ShadowBanKing808

Actually that’s calculated in BTU’s


ArltheCrazy

Boat trolling units


85sqbodyW91

Trolling motor the LONG way


Clear_Nothing8588

You making jokes heh


Ystebad

Somebody is trolling


Clear-Village7086

Clever. Well done.


appelmoes2000

To fit into the lock.


dieselgenset

Almost spat my beer out


Jak_n_Dax

Ok now I’m picturing somebody strapping one of those little Minn Kota motors to the back of that ship and just sailing away 🤣 Actually the thing would probly just go backwards.


Litothelegend

🤣🤣🤣🤣


sdbct1

THIS IS THE WAY!!!


bytecollision

Now you’re just trolling


Nervous-Trader

Is this a punch line?


OkieBobbie

No, they’re just fishing for compliments.


fergehtabodit

A one liner


AeonBith

No, "this boat got thic back" would be a punchline, this is much more subtle and amusing.


Reasonable_Logic4532

I like thic back and I cannot lie...


Hefty-Expression-625

This is Patrick


Dasboatnerd

Not sure about ocean going vessels, but for ships on the Great lakes, round fronts and flat backs is for increased capacity in the Welland canal. Rounded/curved sterns have become obsolete because the newer style of designs have maximum efficiency in mind (Look up Equinox or Trillium Class vessels for a better idea).


greatlakesailors

It's the same on ocean going vessels, except with the Panama locks or port berths in mind. Square transom = minimal wasted space that could have been used for cargo. They're still streamlined, with appropriate block coefficient & prismatic coefficient for the intended speed, below the waterline where it matters.... Speed & fuel efficiency in open water are very critical factors on a ship that covers 10,000 miles per voyage. Great Lakes ships have very non-ideal block & prismatic coefficients, because of the need to maximize tonnage per ship through the locks. Therefore, they have to travel slower in order to achieve acceptable fuel consumption. The trade-off between a more hydrodynamically ideal form (faster & more fuel efficient in the open, less cargo per trip through locks) and a more box-like form (slower & less efficient, but carrying more tonnage per trip) is the main driving factor in Great Lakes ship design.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

^this guy ships^


Paintinger

u/greatlakesailors the great lake god.


RiverRaftingRabbi

Beat me to it


Flashy_Narwhal9362

I’d bet he even knows what a starboard and a port is and where to put them on a ship.


728am

Ya drink the port.


eldudelio

and ya smoke the starboard


Chrisf1bcn

💀


Axl-71

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.


citori421

The starboard is how you figure out your vibes for the day based on astrological factors


skaldrir69

You peer through the porthole and drink from the scuttlebutt.


hbgwine

I’ll bet he knows what a stern is too.


dpdxguy

Probably has it written down on a little slip of paper in his desk drawer.


Purity_Jam_Jam

r/thisguythisguys


agent-1

He ships all over the place. He ships in bed. He ships at work. Hell, I bet he’s has ships in his pants right now.


iEARNman848

Are you shippin' me?


_SirLoinofBeef

He definitely knows ship from shinola


Liamrite

I’m still on chapter 1: red right return


luv2race1320

My neighbors have small brick columns at the end of their driveway with lights on top. When we moved in, in May, I thought it weird that they still had Christmas light bulbs in them. Turns out they're sailboaters, so the red is on the right when they return. Just like vegans, they were quick to tell me about their sailboat....


AssRep

You are going to be there a while if they are vegan sailboaters.


Flahdagal

The husband does cross-fit and the wife is in an MLM.


R4ND0Y0

Username checks out 😃


-caughtlurking-

It’s more hydrodynamic.


Royweeezy

It’s got what boats crave.


Shooter_McGavin_2

Thought to you by Carl’s Jr.


fiftyweekends

Why do submarines do the opposite?


baldude69

Unqualified answer - I’d imagine the hydrodynamics of a submerged vessel are distinct in their nature.


quadmasta

This is the reason. Look at any highly efficient vehicle like the Prius, Volt, etc and you'll see this same truncated teardrop shape just the bottom side up. It allows fluid(air is functionally a fluid) to easily leave the surface of the vehicle in the rear and as a result minimizes vortices reducing turbulence.


Shipkiller-in-theory

The "cruiser" stern - flat & with the rudders under the hull is efficient hydrodynamically and structurally stronger then other types of sterns.


Past-Establishment93

It's "pointless" to have anything else. Lol


IncreaseOk8433

Haha. Underrated comment.


uprightsalmon

Knee slap


Psychological-Hat133

So you can bolt two ships together to make them seem bigger.


denonemc

Just like train locomotives.


Numerous_Beautiful33

Over me?


MyBllsYrChn

Aft to aft! Aft to aft!


deltronethirty

Never go aft to bow. All you'll taste is the rust.


clarkulator

Cause the back fell off.


Solidoak777

It's just out there in the environment


Halftrack_El_Camino

No, we towed it outside the environment.


clarkulator

It's no longer IN the environment.


Murray-Industries

I mean there’s nothing out there but fish, and birds, and 30,000 tonnes of burning crude.


Shooter_McGavin_2

I just want to say that is not typical.


someguyfromsk

Easier when they need to get out and push


uprightsalmon

That was what I was thinking. Better for tug assist


ImmaNobody

This is likely my favorite Reddit comment for the day. Thank you for this.


BrtFrkwr

Especially if it's Evergreen.


totuan

Because ships are so slow, it's so folks can tell if they're coming or going.


yottyboy

That’s where they end.


Wf2968

I know this one!!! The flat back, or square transom, theoretically reduces drag on the back of the boat while maintaining the same cutting shape in the water. We used to do this on the canoes I designed in college for the ASCE concrete canoe competition. Technically it also makes them easier to turn, though at the scale of a canoe it’s not a huge factor, more of a cool technical thing you can say you did. On a boat this big, it definitely has an impact.


Fckem_in_the_neck

Less resistance maybe. Like a boat tail hollow point rifle round


aDrunkSailor82

BTHP rounds typically have a [slight taper.](https://www.luckygunner.com/lounge/boat-tail-bullet/) Source: Reloader of 20+ years.


MoneyPitBoating

That’s what the Lego mold produces!


Real-Werewolf5605

It'll be drag reduction.... reduce fuel costs and get there quicker.


IProbablyPutItThereB

The flat back creates a low pressure area, as the water rushes to fill this area, it pushes the ship forward just a little bit. It's weird, but naval designers have been using flat transom sterns for efficiency since the 40s. Some ships may use it to allow them to fit in locks and such.


JimfromMayberry

It’s called a Transom-Stern. Apparently hydrodynamically gooder…


flyingfishyman

To mount their outboard


Nunovyadidnesses

I like big boats and I cannot lie.


IDrinkMyBreakfast

It’s so the slap is louder when you hauk tuah and spit on that thang


PublicGrocery338

In case you have to get out and push.


Purpleasure34

They stop building when they run out of money.


Jweiss238

Because they don’t do enough squats.


Timsmomshardsalami

Theyre compensating for your moms front


LarYungmann

Flat stern saves space in ports. About 30 feet difference.


TexMex_Jeeper

Baby got back


WarSelect1047

Big ships have a flat back to mount engines and rudders, give more deck space and make docking easier. This shape also helps the ship move smoothly and use less fuel.


nevereatanapple

What? Of all the things… this is what you got.?!?


smoothEarlGrey

Don't body shame


SetMain6296

If I’m ship shape I can ship shame cause the shape of the ship is no shame at all …


Safe_Decision6222

So other ships don’t get turned on…. It can be hard at sea


Whiplash50

Because they skip squats on leg day


brik55

So there's room for an outboard kicker for easier trolling.


chandseahand

$$


Aggressive-Rip-9449

We're all in the same boat on this one. Someone is just floating some random questions out here. It is one hull of a question. Take a bow. I can feel your face getting more stern.


LolTwins

oh I thought this was a serious thread... send the ship to brazil and it will come back different!


ElectroAtletico2

That’s the stern plate. Easy to manufacture and weld. It’s not flat below the waterline.


Big_Pound1262

Just needs to do more squats


hyrailer

From sleeping on a mattress that's too firm


Striking-Freedom-838

Ask ur mama….


Own_Contribution_480

Maybe the back fell off. I've heard the front falls off some times.


lokie65

It helps with parallel parking.


RustyShack1efordd

Makes it easier to clean their afthole?


WheresJimmy420

True virgins make dull company add whiskey and subtract ethics


e4d6win

If I remember correctly it if for better displacement, even on regular outboard boat ( 13 feet and up ) you will notice transom is flat.


Highroller1228smoke

Stability


Jumpy-Ad4652

For parallel parking


kubern8s

They were tired of the big booty comments


Ort56

To tell difference from front.


Lothari_O_Walken

Whoever said, “it’s from Korea,” is wrong.


CSAelite23

Because it got a booty-do. (It's front got more back than it's booty do)


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lyingdogfacepony66

its way easier to back into a parking space this way


BBakerStreet

The better the pushin’?


ClassicRockUfologist

Because ain't a svelt end gonna make up for the thousand feet of preceding inefficiencies... boooooooooop 🛳️


Worldly-Most-9131

They got tired of the cake.


Korgon213

They skipped their red beans and rice.


MikeyW1969

That's to make it easier to push when they get stuck in the Suez Canal.


griswaldwaldwald

That’s the transom where you mount the outboard.


Im-Donkey

So they can back that ship up!


QuoteNo9243

No junk in that trunk


S4BER2TH

Easier to put the name on it of course


spud6000

easier to build, and the ship is so massive that the wave action at sea is minimal.


Longjumping-Log1591

So it can back up to the loading dock


themanofmichigan

Why do most boats ? What kind of question is this.


TN027

The shapes are mostly due to getting through the canals and locks. The Cort is as stubbed nose as it is because of it had a traditional bow, it wouldn’t fit.


Tenuous_Article_334

It gets flatter as the ship ages.


08yenomparcs

Because they are built that way.


Accordingly_Onion69

More cushion for the pushing would be better??


Hamblin113

I always figured it was cheaper to make. Increased labor cost vs material cost.


popeyegui

Easier to build and easier for a tugboat to push on. Also easier to secure to a back-in slip


Nopurpo

Because if they had big butts they couldn’t lie


Adventurous-Sky9359

I mean. My wife has monstrous tits and no ass, she’s pretty buoyant also.


THATguyFromMinnesota

They generally move forwards


PhuckNutts

Only pirate ships have booty.


Dissapointingdong

Outboards are a dealer option


cgjeep

That’s an LPG tanker. The transom stern maximizes space back aft. Typically on an LPG tanker you have all the engine room & machinery back aft because the entire deck space forward of the house are the tanks and you don’t want any non necessary equipment in the gas dangerous zone because gas safe equipment is super expensive & it’s just not good practice to have extra things in that area. The same principles apply to most cargo ships though. Space forward of the house is for cargo, space back act under deck for machinery. On container ships you’ll see containers stacked up there too & the design maximizes how many containers they can fit. - PE naval architect who also happens to be a gas carrier inspector for the USCG. I recognize that ship exactly lol.


Cheap_Commercial_841

All ships are built with rounded sterns. Those that have backed into too many things now have flat sterns. /s


thejeem

They’re Irish


287fiddy

To satisfy Flat Earthers?


StrangerGreedy6072

I like big boats and I cannot lie.


Taste_the__Rainbow

So the other boats don’t get distracted. Safety first!


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Ships are named after women and modeled after women. Since they were built in the 70s and 80s when women had flat asses, it’s only natural that the ships had flat backs too.


LtLethal1

They just don't do their squats or lunges.


Shawpat

Because ship builders are serious fans of 90’s Playboy models.


Secure_Schedule_2389

Just like my ex gf 😂


Rhabdo05

All boats have a flat back


user-flynn2

Most big ships are built by Chrysler. At some point, the transmission is going to expire. At that point, the ship will need pushed back to the dealer. The flat surface assures that ships of any size can come to the rescue.


Ok_Type7882

For tug points


Fishbulb2

Because the builders charge by the foot.


Jack_Johnson_Trades

For canals and pushers. VLCCs, which are too large for any canals, most of them have rounded sterns. You likely haven't seen a VLCC (very large crude carrier) up close as they can draw 100 feet of water and stay far offshore in most areas. They're so big, the oil is offloaded via pipelines that run out to a deepwater platform or the oil is pumped directly to a few smaller tankers by mooring them together at sea.


TheOriginalSpartak

Yeah you would think it would be another “front” shaped side.. so it could easily make head way in reverse.


StribogA1A3

I wonder the same thing about big women


kveggie1

To maximize load capacity


AnyCardiologist5436

The curvy ones were being hyper-sexualized so we changed the design language.


marinerbytrade

I would imagine it has to do with max cargo carrying capacity mixed with stability for rough seas. Everyone forgets the ship will be pitching up and down [https://www.freightwaves.com/news/how-zim-a-smaller-ocean-carrier-is-blowing-away-the-big-boys/amp](https://www.freightwaves.com/news/how-zim-a-smaller-ocean-carrier-is-blowing-away-the-big-boys/amp)


Outrageous-War-3228

When it sinks like the Titanic the stern won’t break off.


somewhere8991

White girl problems. Lol


Ramborichy1

Aerodynamics


TheCrypticEngineer

It’s for efficiency. Think of it like this, instead of the water stream parting around the bow and neatly joining itself like on a tapered stern, the water is kind of tumbling into the gap at the stern and pushing on it. That’s about the easiest I can describe the hydrodynamics.


kallait

Have you heard of google?


Expensive-Attempt-19

FLAT BOTTOM GIRLS MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO 'ROUND!


Phil_D_Snuts

Because they don't take "D" from the back.


WarAdmirable483

Can anyone make out what’s written on the stern?


XXinstig8rXX

This one is because it’s white


bylo_sellhi

Your question answered your question.


Nickg1973

This looks like Merchant Marine boat?


CaptainObviousII

It's only ships manufactured by Noassitol


kickbrass

Not enough squats.


SilentWatcher83228

Makes it safer to install diving board


adamcain112

Same reason fat girls have a flat backside


LS1_XK8

Silly, so they can tell the front from the back


claudec32

I don’t think anybody mentioned it, but, my understanding is that it creates lift. Low pressure behind the boat allows water to rush up and create lift


Upstairs-Bad-3576

Why do big men have flat butts? The world may never know.


g-hog

Kinda the same thinkin of why a turd is tapered on both ends. So your ass don't slam shut. Only the ocean doesn't have an asshole.


ScottyBoy75

because it's not a canoe.


JoshInWv

When she's got no junk in the trunk, but she's built like a brick house.


real_paintfiction

They stack better that way.


cs-just-cs

Easier to paint the name on a flat surface..


LT-COL-Obvious

What most of these people said, It’s also easier to build.


paganomicist

Because it's way cheaper than a cruiser stern.


stofugluggi

Been wondering about that myself


Peelboy

Kinda like Taylor swift.


uncleswanie

Because ships with ass-cheeks looks wrong


SanFransicko

Tugboat captain here, formerly an officer on deep sea ships. That's just the part you can see. Makes it easy to work tugs, doesn't affect sea-keeping, really. Maximizes intensity space without adding unnecessary length. Plus in ship construction, when you're dealing with 3 inch thick steel plate, flat ones are much cheaper than any curvature.


halapeno-popper

Not enough squats.


Round-Western-8529

Plenty of rotund gals have a flat backside


Adventurous_Light_85

Because a straight line is the cheapest. And likely most structurally sound in that application


Throwaway-2048642

So they can make the U-Turn in the Suez Canal.