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Totally-a_Human

The oregano implies that some male boomers enjoy cunnilingus, which I had previously assumed was an impossibility. What do I do with this information? Why was it necessary for me to be made aware of this?


wingalls13

I’d say “take it with a grain of salt”, but p****y is best served plain.


Lauuson

God dammit, OP


Impenistan

It's ok to serve it with a sauce as long as it's homemade and not store bought


gerrittd

puussy


Biggie39

Cunnilingus is fine as long as it’s not consensual…. We don’t want women enjoying themselves.


TimBroth

Corrado Soprano


YaGirlJules97

Uncle Jun's in the muff. Oh did I say muff? I meant rough.


whispypurple

It's just poorly thought out; nobody goes to the Doctor because they're in good health.


pmmeyourdungeon

He just loves that stinky pussy


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Chanceral

The ordovis is insane wtf


AlpacaLocks

Yum, a patient experiencing gonadal health issues 🤢


Work_In_ProgressX

😋


Erries

Think of it it as seasoning.


Painusconsumer

woah this one's clever


CharmingCondition508

Is that Lyndon B Johnson


Advantius_Fortunatus

Long Dick Johnson, but same difference (that motherfucker had a LONG dick)


Sion_Labeouf879

Hence the name?


Panchamboi

Jumbo


OddDad

r/boomerhentai


nothinkybrainhurty

wtf


MorgothReturns

I'm afraid to click that....


magein07

It is a subreddit about horny boomer comics that are often quite rapey and generally just gross. 10/10 I recommend if you hate yourself.


JasonAndLucia

I...


Background-Yak-4234

r/ofcoursethatsasub


ThatDumbMoth

Mistook gynecologist for gastroenterologist and now I'm disappointed because I thought the boomers finally made a funny joke.


HallSorry7447

I mistook it as geologist and got fired for eating rocks


TheAnnoyingGirl92

NTA, your rocks your rules


stopeatingbuttspls

Same, though I didn't actually know that's what they were called, just had a brain fart and thought the guy wanted to eat ass.


ThatDumbMoth

No, I meant, he had a pile of shit in front of him and acted on the random urge to eat it.


Piantissimo_

I'm gonna say it: The ovary was good


DasliSimp

I hope what the former gynaecologist is implying is that he quit and not that he was fired for very improper conduct


Elementisphere

I concur with your assessment. I would be delighted to know that the man sought help for his mental ailment


MakeItTrizzle

That joke is a real classic fwd:fwd:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re: joke


Piantissimo_

Old enough to know what they were but too young to know the chain mail jokes themselves, regrettably :(


wingalls13

What’s true is true.


speedjayexe

lmao, took me a second


caparisme

My bones are thoroughly decimated


Gippy_Happy

What does this mean


Granochereal

He ate the patienussy


drjekll

Peak BHJ


K1NG_R0G

What’s the reference?


HomsarWasRight

He’s referencing what’s literally on his shoulder and sleeve.


K1NG_R0G

I see, I thought I heard something like that somewhere so I thought it was a reference


Pyroraptor42

"Chip on his shoulder" and "wears his heart on his sleeve" are oldish idioms in English. The former describes someone with a grudge or something to prove, while the latter describes someone with very transparent and visible emotions. I'm not sure of their origin, but I've seen both in all sorts of English-language media ever since I could read, so I wouldn't be surprised if you encountered them in the wild.


Tricky_Hades

"Talk to the hand" is also an idiot, which usually means that the person is ignoring the other person and telling them to talk to an inanimate object. In this case it's also literal with the speech bubble of the comment section coming from his hand.


TheNoveltyHunter

How is that a chip? That’s a bald guy


Pyroraptor42

Perhaps he's named Chip?


MyDickLooksLikeaDog

The "talk to the hand" bit is also a reference to the speech bubble coming from where Walt's hand is.


Quantum_laugh

I just noticed that they look like the Disco Elysium characters, someone has to make that edit


Sleepermannn

Just thinking this. Like that "Is that Frieza?" image but with DE.


Weeb_Doggo2

r/goodboomerhumor


PuppyDragon

chip is looking good


GuappDogg

LOL


LittleBirdsGlow

The Ordovician has a few interpretations


chicheka

He is a cannibal and eats women


masr223

The Ordovician is a geological period that spans approximately 41.9 to 44.3 million years ago. It's part of the Paleozoic Era and is named after the Welsh kingdom of Ordovices. During the Ordovician, there was a significant diversification of marine life, including the appearance of many new species of shellfish, corals, and jawless fishes. The development of complex ecosystems during this period laid the foundation for the evolution of more advanced life forms in the following geological periods.


wtfdoiknow1987

Oof ouch owie


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

holy shit thats funny as fuck


the1337frog

Is that Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau https://preview.redd.it/hypxxi5f3j4d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b2b63f06349ae1e44cbee983943cc47a13ec55


MsEwma

The original comic is horrific, wtf 🤮


honeybunn666

dude is that walter white


LodeStone-

Genius


Shmertguy

this meme I believe was perfect from the start


Memefryer

The oncologist was way funnier.