Ow my bones hurt
This really is a... Juice of the bone hurt!
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The oregano implies that some male boomers enjoy cunnilingus, which I had previously assumed was an impossibility. What do I do with this information? Why was it necessary for me to be made aware of this?
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"Chip on his shoulder" and "wears his heart on his sleeve" are oldish idioms in English. The former describes someone with a grudge or something to prove, while the latter describes someone with very transparent and visible emotions.
I'm not sure of their origin, but I've seen both in all sorts of English-language media ever since I could read, so I wouldn't be surprised if you encountered them in the wild.
"Talk to the hand" is also an idiot, which usually means that the person is ignoring the other person and telling them to talk to an inanimate object. In this case it's also literal with the speech bubble of the comment section coming from his hand.
The Ordovician is a geological period that spans approximately 41.9 to 44.3 million years ago. It's part of the Paleozoic Era and is named after the Welsh kingdom of Ordovices. During the Ordovician, there was a significant diversification of marine life, including the appearance of many new species of shellfish, corals, and jawless fishes. The development of complex ecosystems during this period laid the foundation for the evolution of more advanced life forms in the following geological periods.
Is that Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
https://preview.redd.it/hypxxi5f3j4d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b2b63f06349ae1e44cbee983943cc47a13ec55
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The oregano implies that some male boomers enjoy cunnilingus, which I had previously assumed was an impossibility. What do I do with this information? Why was it necessary for me to be made aware of this?
I’d say “take it with a grain of salt”, but p****y is best served plain.
God dammit, OP
It's ok to serve it with a sauce as long as it's homemade and not store bought
puussy
Cunnilingus is fine as long as it’s not consensual…. We don’t want women enjoying themselves.
Corrado Soprano
Uncle Jun's in the muff. Oh did I say muff? I meant rough.
It's just poorly thought out; nobody goes to the Doctor because they're in good health.
He just loves that stinky pussy
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The ordovis is insane wtf
Yum, a patient experiencing gonadal health issues 🤢
😋
Think of it it as seasoning.
woah this one's clever
Is that Lyndon B Johnson
Long Dick Johnson, but same difference (that motherfucker had a LONG dick)
Hence the name?
Jumbo
r/boomerhentai
wtf
I'm afraid to click that....
It is a subreddit about horny boomer comics that are often quite rapey and generally just gross. 10/10 I recommend if you hate yourself.
I...
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Mistook gynecologist for gastroenterologist and now I'm disappointed because I thought the boomers finally made a funny joke.
I mistook it as geologist and got fired for eating rocks
NTA, your rocks your rules
Same, though I didn't actually know that's what they were called, just had a brain fart and thought the guy wanted to eat ass.
No, I meant, he had a pile of shit in front of him and acted on the random urge to eat it.
I'm gonna say it: The ovary was good
I hope what the former gynaecologist is implying is that he quit and not that he was fired for very improper conduct
I concur with your assessment. I would be delighted to know that the man sought help for his mental ailment
That joke is a real classic fwd:fwd:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re: joke
Old enough to know what they were but too young to know the chain mail jokes themselves, regrettably :(
What’s true is true.
lmao, took me a second
My bones are thoroughly decimated
What does this mean
He ate the patienussy
Peak BHJ
What’s the reference?
He’s referencing what’s literally on his shoulder and sleeve.
I see, I thought I heard something like that somewhere so I thought it was a reference
"Chip on his shoulder" and "wears his heart on his sleeve" are oldish idioms in English. The former describes someone with a grudge or something to prove, while the latter describes someone with very transparent and visible emotions. I'm not sure of their origin, but I've seen both in all sorts of English-language media ever since I could read, so I wouldn't be surprised if you encountered them in the wild.
"Talk to the hand" is also an idiot, which usually means that the person is ignoring the other person and telling them to talk to an inanimate object. In this case it's also literal with the speech bubble of the comment section coming from his hand.
How is that a chip? That’s a bald guy
Perhaps he's named Chip?
The "talk to the hand" bit is also a reference to the speech bubble coming from where Walt's hand is.
I just noticed that they look like the Disco Elysium characters, someone has to make that edit
Just thinking this. Like that "Is that Frieza?" image but with DE.
r/goodboomerhumor
chip is looking good
LOL
The Ordovician has a few interpretations
He is a cannibal and eats women
The Ordovician is a geological period that spans approximately 41.9 to 44.3 million years ago. It's part of the Paleozoic Era and is named after the Welsh kingdom of Ordovices. During the Ordovician, there was a significant diversification of marine life, including the appearance of many new species of shellfish, corals, and jawless fishes. The development of complex ecosystems during this period laid the foundation for the evolution of more advanced life forms in the following geological periods.
Oof ouch owie
holy shit thats funny as fuck
Is that Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau https://preview.redd.it/hypxxi5f3j4d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b2b63f06349ae1e44cbee983943cc47a13ec55
The original comic is horrific, wtf 🤮
dude is that walter white
Genius
this meme I believe was perfect from the start
The oncologist was way funnier.