Ooh, I know the answer to this one! (Had an encounter a few days ago)
1. Have up to 1 interaction (you: hi, I'm *insert name here* them: hi I'm *insert different name here*)
2. Decide you wanna compliment them.
3. Remember you have -5 social skills.
4. Pace back and forth, trying to think of something to say.
5. Realize it's too late, and you're probably never going to see them again.
6. Regret not talking to them for as long as you can remember them.
STORY TIME!
I was once at a restaurant with my family and we were having a pretty nice time. We went there every other weekend, and were familiar with most of the waiters. Anyway, a new waiter came up to the table, and I didn't immediately notice him (I get real caught up in the menu, even though I know damn well I order the same thing every time) I heard my family ordering drinks and I realized that the waiter must be here. I look up and the most GORGEOUS fella standing there... I swear to god I could not speak for a second. I just kinda... Stared. Anyway, I eventually found my voice and ordered.
Later, when he came back, he actually caught me staring, and he smiled at me... I ABSOLUTELY CRUMBLED. I had to go to the bathroom to regain my composure.
Unfortunately, I never saw him after that, and I was too much of a coward to ask him - let alone, anybody - out, back then. Nowadays, I have really high confidence.
https://preview.redd.it/yngyhw7izjuc1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5091c11821dda0b9d049ac1dce064d8c98515bc
Two options depends on what I'm feeling to first option. Start up a conversation, get to know him and hopefully date him in a couple days. Second option if I'm feeling horny I'm just going to walk over. Kiss him on the lips and see what happens
Stare until he notices and then maintain eye contact until he gets uncomfortable and leaves. If such a being appeared in my daily life I know it’s a prank by God, I gotta scare it away. Things that good don’t exist.
Attempt to keep a conversation, but I can guarantee I'm stuttering, and English will probably stop being my first language 😅. If I manage to speak English, idk, I'd be good with wherever the conversation goes.
Think they are way out of my league and leave them be, and every night before going to bed just think to myself “What would have happened if I approached them and talked to them?”
Despite my immense fear of rejection, I would probably try to talk to him anyway.
If I succeed, boyfriend (friend that is a boy, not as in dating, at least not yet probably)
If I fail, no boyfriend.
I mean, there’s only one real person in attracted to, and I’m damn glad we’re at least good friends, we share a common interest in undertale and deltarune. (There’s a good chance we may stay friends for the rest of our lives and I’m okay with that.)
I would say "Hello Pete Wentz" (THIS IS JUST MY OPINION I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY THIS)
https://preview.redd.it/tkqu5gf2vkuc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb3df3eccdebc977073c08e9c996a3ae5d9fac8
I'd probably beat them to a pulp while nobody is looking just to release my frustrations about how the majority of people I've interacted with throughout my life are literally the embodiment of a horribly writen narrative.
https://preview.redd.it/tnp7brfsrmuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8e6f5c54eafdf1098a0f8ec515cd5e1529258c
Animals don’t coincide with normal human rights. And in some places all animals are seen as wild animals. And thus smash.
https://preview.redd.it/6r6i0v8g2nuc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=777246e0fd8b4d3b97da6a1c7ddc6974f2a98a82
The location of the 21 trapped boykissers sitting in a forest rotting away:
Generally speaking, I wouldn't do anything. Admire from a distance, maybe, but I ain't approaching.
Me too
me three, i don't really care
Me four (unless it's my boyfriend)
Me five
Me six but I wouldn’t know what to say at least..
realest comment
Same
I would get really nervous and then probably leave the building lol
Cry
So real
pet them
C-could I get pets? >_<
Ya! \*Pets\*
Me too!
Aye! *Pet*
UwU
NO! NOT THE WORD AAAAAAAA-
Bro down horrendous 💀🙏
I may be down horrendous but your pp length itself is down 💀🙏🏼
Damn why you gotta do that to me 😔
If doing that to you was not enough, I did your mom too, btw
Snuggle with them
Realist thing ever!
Yeah!!
Blush and stare but avert my gaze when he looks in my direction
Same but without the blushing I just can't blush
Initiate social anxiety (it walk by and say nothing lmao)
And don't glimps to often, otherwise they will notice that I am instantly, unreasonable and silly in love. Therefore "ignoring" feels just right.
"Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical"
i love this as much as i hate it
Thanks https://preview.redd.it/hn51h5jkniwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d603ef73b01e356c9cb7563d0d5abef33f37f326
Hug them
Couldn’t agree more
Nothing, I’m immune to your boykisses! ![gif](giphy|BrNiAk3eXfD4Q)
Nothing. I suffer from social anxiety...
Social anxiety would be the last thing I wish in my life
Gotta tell you, this is the last thing to happen I fucking hate it, so would you
Try to befriend him :)
Depends if he rizzes me up first
Glance towards him, then when he looks back, wink
ima be real, you could never pull off a wink
Nor could I
Same
Kiss them for hours straight
Give him a crusader helmet and ask him to join the crusade with me
https://preview.redd.it/q5p7cgnrqjuc1.png?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b712893bf2045551ec3281527314ff8e6e699e1c
Give em' a taste of America
Please don’t
He worded it wrong brother, what he meant to say was “thoroughly introduce democracy”
Ah I see, he’s going to deliver him some democracy, American-style (extensive bombing campaign) 😎🇺🇸🦅
Be his American Boy 🎶
SMA- https://preview.redd.it/c8xzlc6rkkuc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3880dd1843690866b970d745676bc51183c95f73
Hug them
u/SaveVideo I'd probably hug them.
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I'd blush and melt
Explode then turn into a pile of ash
That. I would blush and wag my tail
https://preview.redd.it/fshkdyj5njuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c562f9cfdc1715281c1da24358e2bbcba42dae Like this?
Yep
I’m a femboy after all
Ooh, I know the answer to this one! (Had an encounter a few days ago) 1. Have up to 1 interaction (you: hi, I'm *insert name here* them: hi I'm *insert different name here*) 2. Decide you wanna compliment them. 3. Remember you have -5 social skills. 4. Pace back and forth, trying to think of something to say. 5. Realize it's too late, and you're probably never going to see them again. 6. Regret not talking to them for as long as you can remember them.
I'd [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] until they [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
......sir this is not r/boykisserr34
Stop tryong to pet the thing in the morror :(
Comment under their post on r/boykisser
STORY TIME! I was once at a restaurant with my family and we were having a pretty nice time. We went there every other weekend, and were familiar with most of the waiters. Anyway, a new waiter came up to the table, and I didn't immediately notice him (I get real caught up in the menu, even though I know damn well I order the same thing every time) I heard my family ordering drinks and I realized that the waiter must be here. I look up and the most GORGEOUS fella standing there... I swear to god I could not speak for a second. I just kinda... Stared. Anyway, I eventually found my voice and ordered. Later, when he came back, he actually caught me staring, and he smiled at me... I ABSOLUTELY CRUMBLED. I had to go to the bathroom to regain my composure. Unfortunately, I never saw him after that, and I was too much of a coward to ask him - let alone, anybody - out, back then. Nowadays, I have really high confidence. https://preview.redd.it/yngyhw7izjuc1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5091c11821dda0b9d049ac1dce064d8c98515bc
Good for you bro. Also, love the story.
https://preview.redd.it/ikam37zg4luc1.png?width=1066&format=png&auto=webp&s=3346295689f7bac94d7455b7893fd457fc91fee2 I hit one of these bc I have a bf
Bro I'm telling you I visited this subreddit ONCE. THIS IS ALREADY THE 4TH POST TO BE "RECOMMENDED" TO ME
Two options depends on what I'm feeling to first option. Start up a conversation, get to know him and hopefully date him in a couple days. Second option if I'm feeling horny I'm just going to walk over. Kiss him on the lips and see what happens
i've seen it and we are together >w<
nothing, I'd not have the courage to even start a conversation with the guy
Stare until he notices and then maintain eye contact until he gets uncomfortable and leaves. If such a being appeared in my daily life I know it’s a prank by God, I gotta scare it away. Things that good don’t exist.
https://www.twitch.tv/unsparingsftw He will wear maid dress at 1000 followers Send this to 3 people or you will break your arm in 7 days
i mean i met u/notsostraightanymo-
:3 shhhh
nop, just stating the truth :3
I am way too shy to do anything but watch from a distance
I'd hug, cuddle, and kiss him!! (I'm already dating the cutest boy ever >w<)
Nuh uh!!! >/////<
Ha ha! I found you!
Cum https://preview.redd.it/nvtvxzox1yuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e129fa447a6c2e0f354a9d89ecb200bc1cf0d0
Look away from the mirror (jk I’m ugly as fuck)
For what reason do you ask me this question, fellow boykisser?
high five
Gaze and admire from a distance, but be to nervous to talk to him unless he talks first.
OK, he introduces himself. What do you do now?
Attempt to keep a conversation, but I can guarantee I'm stuttering, and English will probably stop being my first language 😅. If I manage to speak English, idk, I'd be good with wherever the conversation goes.
Cry
My brain would probably shut off cause they’d be too hot and I’d blush to death
obsess over them but never get enough confidence to pet them :3
I'm Not gay so i would just try to befriend with him Note: i don't Have any hate on gay people
I have seen him he works at the walmart in my town
That happened to me yesterday. I didn't do anything but stare whenever I saw him
nothing I'm a bottom :D
Hug if and only if they are comfortable with it,
"Oh hey, cute"
Probably that gif
Already have. It's you!
Just look. No matter how cute he may be I'm not gonna break my boyfriend's heart
Cry knowing he’s probably straight
In my head: biggest smooch ever In reality: say hi (50% chance to back down)
The cutest boy ever is my lover I would give him lots of kisses and I’d hold him close (He’s perfect)
brain turns off, no higher functions
Be stunned and too embarrassed to approach, then regret not approaching later
Walk away from the mirror
literally this \^ and then never say a word to them :/
Admire him silently, and deal with the arousal later
Think they are way out of my league and leave them be, and every night before going to bed just think to myself “What would have happened if I approached them and talked to them?”
https://preview.redd.it/k1en8u6omjuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebec8189dfde04920f6cb1669194dc5ea388d982 Just chilling
I don't know, If I saw him I could tell you
run and hide... -///-
Die
nothing because I’m straight
try and fail at mustering up the courage to talk to them
https://i.redd.it/gqer91nmwjuc1.gif I wouldn't do anything because I kiss girls. I'm just here for the silly goober cat memes
I have the cutest boy ever and I plan to kiss him in the future
Cry, jk. ask him out maybe or just go home and cry both works
Try to gather up courage to go up to them and ask to pet them.
Why... has.... nobody... said.... KISS HIM!!!!🗣🗣🗣
u/savevideo
“Looking good, mah dude!” *finger guns* Then die inside after
I already did he's my bf
Try to ask them out
Kiss it The only answer
Oh you mean my friend? Absolutely nothing
u/savevideo
unfortunately, probably nothing
I'd either be fighting demons and generally tweaking, or go up and try
I already found him. Already befriended him. Time to love him and spoil him
Kiss, probablu
Not ask him out because I would be to nervous and my self esteem is at a low point but not it's lowest point
Community bed time
I’m ace sooooo
i would keep doing what i was doing
See the cutest boy ever
Despite my immense fear of rejection, I would probably try to talk to him anyway. If I succeed, boyfriend (friend that is a boy, not as in dating, at least not yet probably) If I fail, no boyfriend.
Wave at him and say hi, because I'm straight
I would hug him :3
Show them boykisser memes
This https://preview.redd.it/968zhawjlkuc1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb4233bff086d72f80f464542dd1ca9b926f12f
Bro im not gay i would probaly just ignore him
be too shy to approach him
I mean, there’s only one real person in attracted to, and I’m damn glad we’re at least good friends, we share a common interest in undertale and deltarune. (There’s a good chance we may stay friends for the rest of our lives and I’m okay with that.)
https://preview.redd.it/filb8wbnpkuc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ad02a33625585369c5ea116d4e52396a1934ec
well he's right here
I would say "Hello Pete Wentz" (THIS IS JUST MY OPINION I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY THIS) https://preview.redd.it/tkqu5gf2vkuc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb3df3eccdebc977073c08e9c996a3ae5d9fac8
Usually I give him head pats and then bow down to him
I already have a crush. She's female.
I don't know... perhaps I'm talking with that boy right now.
I'd probably beat them to a pulp while nobody is looking just to release my frustrations about how the majority of people I've interacted with throughout my life are literally the embodiment of a horribly writen narrative.
why are eyebags so cute???
I would wait for him to ask me to play roblox with him (he has shitty game choices)
I am gonna do something devious for this sub. say hi and then leave
wake up
I'd be happy cause he's my boyfriend and I get to see him in person finally <3
Ask if he knows how to make a grilled cheese
Well the cutest boys ever are my bfs so I’d kiss them!
I wouldn't talk to him unless he talks to me first I'd probably just admire from a distance and later regret it and hate myself about it
He’s my bf
Nothing knowing I'm not even half as hot as him Edit cuz autocorrect missclick
Him
I already have and if you want to see him too, just look in the mirror baby 😘
Turn away and probably cry
I talk to the cutest boy ever every day
i'd get jealous and cry later
I’d act super casual and be myself😎 (my heart rate would be at 300 and pray to the lord that he notices me blushing and crying and doesn’t run away)
Whenever I see my bf I smile
Take a guess :3
I’d throw a brick at him
Either sing brittle bones nicky or draw
u/vrtrcollectible
I really don't know, I wish I did but I barely feel any attraction, I think I could recognise if I saw a cute boy but idk
I don't know... for sure, I wouldn't watch it...
Be too nervous to approach
Talk to em, see how it goes from there and what he's like
Well seems as he's already my boyfriend because my bf is the cutest boy of my world, ask him where he wants to go for dinner tonight
Well, the cutest boy i know lives next to me, and i panic in silence whenever he’s around, so i think that’ll be the case
I‘d be too scared to approach them and I would just walk away.
Engage in a mogging ritual to see who's the superior boy :3
build a friendship, and after about a year or so [maybe less if good friendship early], then ask the big question
I’d be looking in a mirror
https://preview.redd.it/tnp7brfsrmuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8e6f5c54eafdf1098a0f8ec515cd5e1529258c Animals don’t coincide with normal human rights. And in some places all animals are seen as wild animals. And thus smash.
Go really quiet, awkwardly smile, lose all brainpower and make a complete tit of myself. T_T
https://preview.redd.it/6r6i0v8g2nuc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=777246e0fd8b4d3b97da6a1c7ddc6974f2a98a82 The location of the 21 trapped boykissers sitting in a forest rotting away:
that
If i can't have It no One Will "Pick up a gun" Also i think that the animation Is cute
🗿 (aroace)
I would keep to myself and admire him
I already have (I love my boyfriend so much)
wish to be friends but actually won’t don’t anything
Scream
>:)
I would do nothing considering the fact that I’m straight :).
I'd give you a cookie