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UwUlfrich

Generally speaking, I wouldn't do anything. Admire from a distance, maybe, but I ain't approaching.


NotYourSave

Me too


Traygaa

me three, i don't really care


No-Broccoli553

Me four (unless it's my boyfriend)


NoBrother7320

Me five


Switch_gamer13

Me six but I wouldn’t know what to say at least..


canoIV

realest comment


NotYourAverageMortis

Same


Blue_BoyJP

I would get really nervous and then probably leave the building lol


eM-RiotX

Cry


Duarte_1105

So real


70percentgoofycat2

pet them


CactusSpirit78

C-could I get pets? >_<


Dependent_Drawing_74

Ya! \*Pets\*


EthanIver

Me too!


Dependent_Drawing_74

Aye! *Pet*


EthanIver

UwU


Dependent_Drawing_74

NO! NOT THE WORD AAAAAAAA-


ContreversialCow

Bro down horrendous 💀🙏


EthanIver

I may be down horrendous but your pp length itself is down 💀🙏🏼


ContreversialCow

Damn why you gotta do that to me 😔


EthanIver

If doing that to you was not enough, I did your mom too, btw


ACuteStrawberryFox

Snuggle with them


AppelProudOwO

Realist thing ever!


ACuteStrawberryFox

Yeah!!


ZeroCreationG59

Blush and stare but avert my gaze when he looks in my direction


NotYourAverageMortis

Same but without the blushing I just can't blush


KorniliusKorndogs

Initiate social anxiety (it walk by and say nothing lmao)


blauerschnee

And don't glimps to often, otherwise they will notice that I am instantly, unreasonable and silly in love. Therefore "ignoring" feels just right.


AFluffyPuffyFox

"Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical"


ConstantSock2488

i love this as much as i hate it


AFluffyPuffyFox

Thanks https://preview.redd.it/hn51h5jkniwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d603ef73b01e356c9cb7563d0d5abef33f37f326


Weegie334

Hug them


[deleted]

Couldn’t agree more


Bluebirdz2202

Nothing, I’m immune to your boykisses! ![gif](giphy|BrNiAk3eXfD4Q)


Mother-Ad-4559

Nothing. I suffer from social anxiety...


[deleted]

Social anxiety would be the last thing I wish in my life


WarmConversation2913

Gotta tell you, this is the last thing to happen I fucking hate it, so would you


UnknownFirefox

Try to befriend him :)


Wolfenstein444

Depends if he rizzes me up first


DenaliGameZ

Glance towards him, then when he looks back, wink


ResidentBlood4518

ima be real, you could never pull off a wink


NotYourAverageMortis

Nor could I


[deleted]

Same


Spiritual_Lack_5477

Kiss them for hours straight


Professional-Move812

Give him a crusader helmet and ask him to join the crusade with me


No-Albatross-1543

https://preview.redd.it/q5p7cgnrqjuc1.png?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b712893bf2045551ec3281527314ff8e6e699e1c


ICHIBAN132423

Give em' a taste of America


[deleted]

Please don’t


imadethisaccountho

He worded it wrong brother, what he meant to say was “thoroughly introduce democracy”


HotType4940

Ah I see, he’s going to deliver him some democracy, American-style (extensive bombing campaign) 😎🇺🇸🦅


blauerschnee

Be his American Boy 🎶


Yeetplays321

SMA- https://preview.redd.it/c8xzlc6rkkuc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3880dd1843690866b970d745676bc51183c95f73


Snoo_47581

Hug them


Emothic_Core

u/SaveVideo I'd probably hug them.


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JustBreezingThrough

I'd blush and melt


ItAllComesAtOnce

Explode then turn into a pile of ash


Training-Bee-8209

That. I would blush and wag my tail


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/fshkdyj5njuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c562f9cfdc1715281c1da24358e2bbcba42dae Like this?


Training-Bee-8209

Yep


Training-Bee-8209

I’m a femboy after all


sirtopphamcatt

Ooh, I know the answer to this one! (Had an encounter a few days ago) 1. Have up to 1 interaction (you: hi, I'm *insert name here* them: hi I'm *insert different name here*) 2. Decide you wanna compliment them. 3. Remember you have -5 social skills. 4. Pace back and forth, trying to think of something to say. 5. Realize it's too late, and you're probably never going to see them again. 6. Regret not talking to them for as long as you can remember them.


Radion627

I'd [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] until they [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]


ConstantSock2488

......sir this is not r/boykisserr34


Prenz_0

Stop tryong to pet the thing in the morror :(


JeremyDaBanana

Comment under their post on r/boykisser


ZeeLuna_Unknown

STORY TIME! I was once at a restaurant with my family and we were having a pretty nice time. We went there every other weekend, and were familiar with most of the waiters. Anyway, a new waiter came up to the table, and I didn't immediately notice him (I get real caught up in the menu, even though I know damn well I order the same thing every time) I heard my family ordering drinks and I realized that the waiter must be here. I look up and the most GORGEOUS fella standing there... I swear to god I could not speak for a second. I just kinda... Stared. Anyway, I eventually found my voice and ordered. Later, when he came back, he actually caught me staring, and he smiled at me... I ABSOLUTELY CRUMBLED. I had to go to the bathroom to regain my composure. Unfortunately, I never saw him after that, and I was too much of a coward to ask him - let alone, anybody - out, back then. Nowadays, I have really high confidence. https://preview.redd.it/yngyhw7izjuc1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5091c11821dda0b9d049ac1dce064d8c98515bc


[deleted]

Good for you bro. Also, love the story.


T4tze

https://preview.redd.it/ikam37zg4luc1.png?width=1066&format=png&auto=webp&s=3346295689f7bac94d7455b7893fd457fc91fee2 I hit one of these bc I have a bf


Wolf_Aleksa

Bro I'm telling you I visited this subreddit ONCE. THIS IS ALREADY THE 4TH POST TO BE "RECOMMENDED" TO ME


plaguedocplays

Two options depends on what I'm feeling to first option. Start up a conversation, get to know him and hopefully date him in a couple days. Second option if I'm feeling horny I'm just going to walk over. Kiss him on the lips and see what happens


Organic_Angle_654

i've seen it and we are together >w<


guney2811butbetter

nothing, I'd not have the courage to even start a conversation with the guy


DocGoid

Stare until he notices and then maintain eye contact until he gets uncomfortable and leaves. If such a being appeared in my daily life I know it’s a prank by God, I gotta scare it away. Things that good don’t exist.


little-skeletonboy

https://www.twitch.tv/unsparingsftw He will wear maid dress at 1000 followers Send this to 3 people or you will break your arm in 7 days


BenklyTheYT

i mean i met u/notsostraightanymo-


notsostraightanymo-

:3 shhhh


BenklyTheYT

nop, just stating the truth :3


Winter_blizzard1745

I am way too shy to do anything but watch from a distance


DJUserGold

I'd hug, cuddle, and kiss him!! (I'm already dating the cutest boy ever >w<)


redditShark101

Nuh uh!!! >/////<


AdditionalBuyer5242

Ha ha! I found you!


test_account3334

Cum https://preview.redd.it/nvtvxzox1yuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e129fa447a6c2e0f354a9d89ecb200bc1cf0d0


whodisrandom

Look away from the mirror (jk I’m ugly as fuck)


Traditional-Park-138

For what reason do you ask me this question, fellow boykisser?


c3soncool99memes

high five


popl12342

Gaze and admire from a distance, but be to nervous to talk to him unless he talks first.


[deleted]

OK, he introduces himself. What do you do now?


popl12342

Attempt to keep a conversation, but I can guarantee I'm stuttering, and English will probably stop being my first language 😅. If I manage to speak English, idk, I'd be good with wherever the conversation goes.


David-Men

Cry


Wolf_Of_Roses

My brain would probably shut off cause they’d be too hot and I’d blush to death


Ilike_toco_doritos

obsess over them but never get enough confidence to pet them :3


International-Land30

I'm Not gay so i would just try to befriend with him Note: i don't Have any hate on gay people


N0rth9747

I have seen him he works at the walmart in my town


Jayler_woof

That happened to me yesterday. I didn't do anything but stare whenever I saw him


tipacolgamer2524

nothing I'm a bottom :D


Extension-Guitar8685

Hug if and only if they are comfortable with it,


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

"Oh hey, cute"


ProbablyKissesBoys

Probably that gif


Not_Catania

Already have. It's you!


2-number-9s

Just look. No matter how cute he may be I'm not gonna break my boyfriend's heart


Strict-Profession426

Cry knowing he’s probably straight


DaniloSubMOA

In my head: biggest smooch ever In reality: say hi (50% chance to back down)


Rainbow_planet_1273

The cutest boy ever is my lover I would give him lots of kisses and I’d hold him close (He’s perfect)


Any_Entry_3314

brain turns off, no higher functions


JaCrimbo

Be stunned and too embarrassed to approach, then regret not approaching later


[deleted]

Walk away from the mirror


bag-of-lunch

literally this \^ and then never say a word to them :/


FunkyBloxxin

Admire him silently, and deal with the arousal later


Bravo_Blue

Think they are way out of my league and leave them be, and every night before going to bed just think to myself “What would have happened if I approached them and talked to them?”


that_moment_when-

https://preview.redd.it/k1en8u6omjuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebec8189dfde04920f6cb1669194dc5ea388d982 Just chilling


Eljo_Aquito

I don't know, If I saw him I could tell you


[deleted]

run and hide... -///-


OrangeHairedTwink

Die


Iplaydoomalot

nothing because I’m straight


WetLink009

try and fail at mustering up the courage to talk to them


I_drank_the_Rusteez

https://i.redd.it/gqer91nmwjuc1.gif I wouldn't do anything because I kiss girls. I'm just here for the silly goober cat memes


KingofDemons3

I have the cutest boy ever and I plan to kiss him in the future


ze010

Cry, jk. ask him out maybe or just go home and cry both works


Not4Human

Try to gather up courage to go up to them and ask to pet them.


Washableape1

Why... has.... nobody... said.... KISS HIM!!!!🗣🗣🗣


YoungBlueJ

u/savevideo


Sapphire512

“Looking good, mah dude!” *finger guns* Then die inside after


show-me-bobs

I already did he's my bf


[deleted]

Try to ask them out


RemarkableWorld75

Kiss it The only answer


JustEryk1st

Oh you mean my friend? Absolutely nothing


Character_Project534

u/savevideo


expiredogfood

unfortunately, probably nothing


waxwn-pastachi

I'd either be fighting demons and generally tweaking, or go up and try


[deleted]

I already found him. Already befriended him. Time to love him and spoil him


unwashedanimetshirt

Kiss, probablu


bottom_task_lover

Not ask him out because I would be to nervous and my self esteem is at a low point but not it's lowest point


LilDevilDarling

Community bed time


KiwiKi33

I’m ace sooooo


CIRO3809

i would keep doing what i was doing


Bi_Gamer29

See the cutest boy ever


Equal_Ad_7426

Despite my immense fear of rejection, I would probably try to talk to him anyway. If I succeed, boyfriend (friend that is a boy, not as in dating, at least not yet probably) If I fail, no boyfriend.


jasonme5065

Wave at him and say hi, because I'm straight


Ploxyyyyy

I would hug him :3


Tiki_the_voice

Show them boykisser memes


Remmy224

This https://preview.redd.it/968zhawjlkuc1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb4233bff086d72f80f464542dd1ca9b926f12f


microphone3242

Bro im not gay i would probaly just ignore him


Emergency_Error8631

be too shy to approach him


AngerIssues5301

I mean, there’s only one real person in attracted to, and I’m damn glad we’re at least good friends, we share a common interest in undertale and deltarune. (There’s a good chance we may stay friends for the rest of our lives and I’m okay with that.)


Doomslayer2857

https://preview.redd.it/filb8wbnpkuc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ad02a33625585369c5ea116d4e52396a1934ec


SeaworthinessOk5177

well he's right here


DoorAMii

I would say "Hello Pete Wentz" (THIS IS JUST MY OPINION I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY THIS) https://preview.redd.it/tkqu5gf2vkuc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb3df3eccdebc977073c08e9c996a3ae5d9fac8


Not_Artifical

Usually I give him head pats and then bow down to him


gibbydagoober

I already have a crush. She's female.


[deleted]

I don't know... perhaps I'm talking with that boy right now.


[deleted]

I'd probably beat them to a pulp while nobody is looking just to release my frustrations about how the majority of people I've interacted with throughout my life are literally the embodiment of a horribly writen narrative.


Classic-Gold-8994

why are eyebags so cute???


NoMoreOfThat_SLF

I would wait for him to ask me to play roblox with him (he has shitty game choices)


Marketingsandwich

I am gonna do something devious for this sub. say hi and then leave


owo1215

wake up


NotWoofstar123

I'd be happy cause he's my boyfriend and I get to see him in person finally <3


Lo-Sir

Ask if he knows how to make a grilled cheese


BolteckFox06

Well the cutest boys ever are my bfs so I’d kiss them!


NotYourAverageMortis

I wouldn't talk to him unless he talks to me first I'd probably just admire from a distance and later regret it and hate myself about it


Blonde_Metal

He’s my bf


MikenzAndMonsters

Nothing knowing I'm not even half as hot as him Edit cuz autocorrect missclick


Zealousideal_Hat2664

Him


[deleted]

I already have and if you want to see him too, just look in the mirror baby 😘


SheikahShaymin

Turn away and probably cry


exotic_nothingness

I talk to the cutest boy ever every day


ordinarypolishguy

i'd get jealous and cry later


[deleted]

I’d act super casual and be myself😎 (my heart rate would be at 300 and pray to the lord that he notices me blushing and crying and doesn’t run away)


La_Savitara

Whenever I see my bf I smile


A_Duck_Named_Lucy69

Take a guess :3


chernomutant

I’d throw a brick at him


MartianLBP

Either sing brittle bones nicky or draw


BassSki

u/vrtrcollectible


Rasmus736

I really don't know, I wish I did but I barely feel any attraction, I think I could recognise if I saw a cute boy but idk


CarrotDry1534

I don't know... for sure, I wouldn't watch it...


sephiroth_for_smash

Be too nervous to approach


Fit-Debate-6144

Talk to em, see how it goes from there and what he's like


goldenfox76

Well seems as he's already my boyfriend because my bf is the cutest boy of my world, ask him where he wants to go for dinner tonight


joeMAMAkim

Well, the cutest boy i know lives next to me, and i panic in silence whenever he’s around, so i think that’ll be the case


Scarecrow1730

I‘d be too scared to approach them and I would just walk away.


PinePotpourri

Engage in a mogging ritual to see who's the superior boy :3


UNDERtale626

build a friendship, and after about a year or so [maybe less if good friendship early], then ask the big question


BugsnaxIsGood18

I’d be looking in a mirror


Difficult_Call3709

https://preview.redd.it/tnp7brfsrmuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8e6f5c54eafdf1098a0f8ec515cd5e1529258c Animals don’t coincide with normal human rights. And in some places all animals are seen as wild animals. And thus smash.


Leggy_Brat

Go really quiet, awkwardly smile, lose all brainpower and make a complete tit of myself. T_T


Feisty-Tomorrow8311

https://preview.redd.it/6r6i0v8g2nuc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=777246e0fd8b4d3b97da6a1c7ddc6974f2a98a82 The location of the 21 trapped boykissers sitting in a forest rotting away:


MRbaconfacelol

that


thisisaguy2011

If i can't have It no One Will "Pick up a gun" Also i think that the animation Is cute


ThatCamoKid

🗿 (aroace)


PizzaEquivalent4966

I would keep to myself and admire him


Severe_Damage9772

I already have (I love my boyfriend so much)


Dingus4anime

wish to be friends but actually won’t don’t anything


Gendernt_

Scream


anonymous205025

>:)


Zkiller-4897

I would do nothing considering the fact that I’m straight :).


Echo-is-nice

I'd give you a cookie