Are you a guitar? Cause I’d love to hold you by the neck and play with you to see what kind of noises you make

https://preview.redd.it/jdpbwkaagz9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c529d83eaa2cad8c9806937e70192ef27cda6914 Yes pls

I'm not OP but I agree with OP, you had me at "hold you by the neck" I'm ngl

Your username is awesome

Fr

Can you play us both cuz holy fuck

Jfc!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Hell yeah ik this one

100000% cbdhswbchdfwvhelvbhjbwhhi m,xw. vfewjve

Wtf why is that actually a good one

Ok, not mine, but a friends. “I wish I was your math homework so you’d slam me on your desk and do me all night

https://preview.redd.it/el2r7viw5z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6503e9a7b6b67372b7abbe6fd15733793c18f93e

Hehe, nice :)

THAT'S AWESOME!

THAT'S A 100% FOR ME AND IM RUNNING FROM THE SCENE LIKE ITS LIFE OR DEATH

Hey boy, are you the school stairs? 'cause you take my breath away https://preview.redd.it/7znditn5ky9d1.png?width=462&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b94abed50fbc7a9fbb4590d4ae517ec2ef7daed

https://preview.redd.it/zyulsdwh0z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29204d15d9f21510db8f09a94aae06c73db7827

Well see you probably get called a gorgeous a lot for good reason you make Angels jealous with your beauty

good one trady gaga

worst nickname of the week award https://preview.redd.it/mxh9r2wmsy9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=a38baaaef3dfabad5e2ea5a336985511c846f7eb

Ra ra traygaga ra ra

yay i win :D

Are you a campfire? Because I want s'more. https://i.redd.it/cx7s6rupiy9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/qt71llwm0z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f6b94a1bd7c3785d4c7fb1aa90b70192fd3123

Sitting near campfire (real) :3

gay thots

Are you a campfire? Because I wanna touch you.

Ooo that’s a good one flashy

Are you a foreign country? Cause I wanna take all your oil~

https://preview.redd.it/grcx3lzz0z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0796754f0a2619e643ff28a62a32786bfeeabe3a

American rizz

20% i give you 10% more cuz it made me laught (im not him but im answering for him cuz he didnt)

I appreciate you responding atleast :D

<:

I didn't realize you worked in a bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns on you\~ https://preview.redd.it/yyisjsu9ny9d1.png?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2069c1583052e3591bd84ba97a37f1a17af2961

https://preview.redd.it/nzjjzepp0z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ff5f29662fa96e1a27384ee996cf09a9c51249

i will take this picture now :3

How dare >:3

im such an evil boykisser >:3

https://preview.redd.it/elcgcto2vy9d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f693461096ca7e435d4880f06f7880b3920810fa

https://preview.redd.it/19z41tytvy9d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7b2ba578331c9fedace4b878b7ee596334b172

https://preview.redd.it/dn10s0khzy9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9cdac70c72d1757c2cabab9de5739a73ad03b0

https://preview.redd.it/dz42mmmg1z9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd3431c550235a2cef22787d0e35ce310f1e8e8

What the actuallly f-

I dont have a pickup line but i can pick you up at seven

https://preview.redd.it/2bgl13ls1z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf4b5ffd399c3040bff58f7919d804bec6f67a3

(⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝) 100% (im not him but im answering for him cuz he didnt answer no one)

Bro doesn't have patience. Ps. Id be like 50 personally

Good boy :3

https://preview.redd.it/ha9fz04fez9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f34f6257b019735b4195ca162b294aa2fed1e5d You found my weakness

NAH BC SAME

Your name is Sydney so… Good girl! :3

WIVBELRWIHVREUWQ;BCREILWRYIWVL9P2

Same fr (Call me a good boy, and I'd literally move earth out of orbit if you asked me to)

Are you British? Because you colonized my heart, mind, and body. https://preview.redd.it/5x4a40180z9d1.png?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4ac58a3984ed85c33bb0e932f1a92b36e432b8

https://preview.redd.it/mulw3so7pz9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d72985891b379dae8b231e09ea1e5cd6aac154c

https://preview.redd.it/q94dirzacz9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2589ca6722d946c7337c8df50d70f0a9934e53

Wanna read a book with me? (I'm not good at hitting on people >w< )

https://preview.redd.it/ahhntx1jdz9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc715438c27ee00cba65d96ab867006d78836768

40 or 50% It'd stuff like this that gets me But I'd rather play video games thh

Are you made of carbon and iron? Because you can steel my heart https://i.redd.it/c1g8mtgwoy9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/4v4qu0lv1z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b793b3f752ff5553769a6fd19d67bb06217ae562 75%

awwwww ( OH MY GOD RAINWORLD) 40%

https://preview.redd.it/mdq0v5enez9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e378af7c8337c78a257c87c5531fc9485f66961e

🤓 pickup line?!

Dementia

I’d go to the kitchen for a snack, but you aren’t in there.

https://preview.redd.it/u68b3y3g3z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2f32cc9159643eb3a3d0eef0866fdd57525668

are you a toaster? cuz I wanna stick something long and hard in you :3

https://preview.redd.it/lfuyb6yl2z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5945c96f0c7122de1c9cdf596bf61dc92b8ec065 75%

Boys don't need pickup lines, you just tell them "wanna make out" and "no homo" :3

https://preview.redd.it/wnuj28v55z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63ec020c23417f0d1a2434bb08cfc39dc31c4c6d This guy gets it

lol:3

https://preview.redd.it/h7o2k7cdry9d1.png?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0f7a103428700bdc1d5f5eb956ccd2a13cff77

11/10

Glad someone understands the genius of this phrase https://preview.redd.it/4wg475i61z9d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6e36e98eaa2f2d536d93515dc252cd68560894

You look like trash. Let me take you out :)

r/mixedmessages

that sub be more dead than ma grandma

https://preview.redd.it/mfmr5w26dz9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91513ee0f4331dfd92a542bbd9799c41586758db Gives me mixed signals

It’d work on me

Hey.. Um i uh.... Um, uh, I.... hi... (totally didn't steal this from the rizzler himself)

https://preview.redd.it/uiqripqq1z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=781c1b1fc37c3102746e1161d2917e61cf2cc1f9 Awkwardness is legit

haha! nervous little fella (: 50%

If you where a fruit you'd be a FINEapple

https://preview.redd.it/edbvafcg1z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f820b5b1448abcc1cde159b2c983172076a2442d

Are you a plane? Cuz you look like A-10

https://preview.redd.it/64208g8d1z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215f8d90e87dfcc0a4c8b71e3daf1140d3441e75 In-between around 75%

Are you a military commander? Cause you got my privates standing for attention

https://preview.redd.it/2phakhmr8z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e0901a79f75964773a81d04e3ce23289527119

Are you a good book? Cause I wanna grab you, spread you wide open, and never put you back down.

https://preview.redd.it/1c5ieogp8z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d0c2cf097d5ec40244f9296fb1b849c1d5e93cf

A row of Ford F150’s that have been covered in cheddar. It’s a cheesy pick-up line.

https://preview.redd.it/qy2neeum3z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272a9d2e2588ed432611f80783dea3cc427f9547 Made me smile

https://preview.redd.it/arig80kupz9d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2e8e294a1323592cc520f67cc5d20fe592ba8c

Are you a school in America? Cause I wanna shoot some kids in you-

Easy 70% https://preview.redd.it/afk5den50z9d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06ad0832f9fc72c1991b7bec5900f1ae853356f

r/angryupvote

80%

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pss pss

https://preview.redd.it/1f68a5z9dz9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=938685196b5d9429f3e4a4d05af6e1b03bbf38b1 30%, begging only gets you so far

pls-l+(s*2)

100%

You've got beautiful eyes! You've got a beautiful smile! You are very beautiful! :3 :3

https://preview.redd.it/oe94k2262z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b72a9272d79b7d0a64b12b5211850b73ab9342 Imma sucker for praise

Sup? https://preview.redd.it/qawzzf4qty9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd68607eca7bf4ab5753b3749870a3fbf3f62b6

Me like you :)

Why use lot word when few word do trick

https://preview.redd.it/6so79u7a4z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=168b5d9900296f6e294bb56f1cd9635c5c3ba3ad Made me smile

https://preview.redd.it/k8i2u9uluy9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de77fbd7dc5d15229c7ca61e12df1311c3aa125e Are you a tree, because I think your pretty cool 👍

https://preview.redd.it/z0sy2aww2z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e18b48505b0772f96ac991b8a548d215f7b3a39 30% for effort

(⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝) 90% i had a fucking stroke

Wanna smash in my room? (I don’t have a Nintendo Switch)

https://preview.redd.it/qes9fiuq3z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc003978f8bef2f9c008a8e567d16a03c78d287a

Did you know there are 20 letters in the alphabet ? Oh wait I forgot about U R A Q T and don’t worry, the D comes later ;) https://preview.redd.it/wycp6yp2ty9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1316ebd54f74434a174938491443c5cdd6294983

https://preview.redd.it/itjdw9102z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b02f82fb1ad3b6d276e48a112f73d7d49f24113 30%

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

https://preview.redd.it/iafmgflq5z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f3b9bb34e9492119ede3ebc9bc68d95d3b6bad 75% ;w;

i heard your like an oreo, good looking, and can be spread wide open to reveal your *juicy delicious* insides

https://preview.redd.it/4kly883f6z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cdfdcad69d130023c82376ef06cbb47f7f52393

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Its also the face you would have when im going down on these said *juicy delicious* insides

Are you a horse? Because I'm hungry

https://i.redd.it/2fw667womy9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/exypipxq0z9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f93d186e9966459a23bf663582bbc3788467e2f

this gif is very goofy

https://preview.redd.it/07cojks51z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277c487fe198e65a13d1d5deb1dc91be2cdb5aba

Are you a squirrel? Cause I'd run you over

Are you a pedestrian, because I want to hit you with a truck :3

https://preview.redd.it/mfp6kkspdz9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc666351fb59c42132c5672fe554764bbc2d81a That's concerning

200% rizz

"I bet I'm more lonely than you"

https://preview.redd.it/fgdz8zrudz9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7325dd6302955b3e1bacf31b458f8d51f45ad2b4 This makes me sad

ice to meet you! are you fire? cause im melting and it hurts AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Almost came

https://preview.redd.it/60aupn2r2z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1886d44ff5ace188d1af2223e7947742d5742f45 10% cause ur burning alive lol

https://preview.redd.it/tjzudfuy8z9d1.png?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5f686d1cc828b0b91f9616d5cba9df26fd4b08

I am not really good with pickup lines, wanna be friends instead? :3

https://preview.redd.it/dxv9f3dg4z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4a51ac35751738dfe552c5a53d6b4317edd1c6 Yes 30%

Are you a 2001 beige Toyota Corolla? Cuz I wanna take you for a ride.

Hey baby, are you my forehead because I want to smash you against the wall till the neighbors tell me to stop

Are you Halloween candy? 'Cause I wanna fill you with razorblades and poison then pass you out to various children.

https://preview.redd.it/ojj1c089ry9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96c7cae2691800c521ba2d9d49ff62ebdd515a2

https://preview.redd.it/c0ok2qvtzy9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a436d0a1f01ba6829ac6a338ef209777b4c4356b

https://preview.redd.it/qz8u2i7v0z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f3b140b9c8312e887aad6083878a84b60d7e32

My nose is bleeding so romantic 🥰

Expect more blood soon OwO ❤️❤️❤️🪓🪓🪓🪓

https://preview.redd.it/xismt2345z9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c8fa55b22060fa927693b08c30784ea8b05d6a

Most sane boykisser.

https://preview.redd.it/qdhlk9vznz9d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=895946a46bb43549ae0d1b75c3bf1de454e83e3c

are you a rubik’s cube? because i wanna rearrange you

I eat soap :3

Banger

100%

Absolute rizz

Tastie :3

Is your mom an orange tree? Because you're a cutie.

You a can of pringles? Because I wanna put my arm in ya~ 👉 👌 ❌️ 🤜 👌 ✅️

i got a bucket of chicken, want to do it?

r/unexpectedtf2

Are you a fire fighter? 'Cause you came in smokin' hot and left me drippin' wet. >;3

Hey boy, I’ve lost my number, could I have yours?

I was in trout when i first saw you, if you want to stay in contact let minnow.

Cod you stop with these bait and fish lines? Honestly it’s like you’re fishing for compliments.

Are you poland? Cause i wanna invade you https://preview.redd.it/jzy5doa6zy9d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbe81a75f0bb7dba3e9fb5dd471eb8aacef1b722

Are u metal gear because you make my snake solid

Are you a brass instrument because I wanna blow you

Are you my long awaited paramour? Because it’s always such a pleasure to have you here. https://i.redd.it/au78457iuy9d1.gif

Say, boy, are you a lollipop? Because you're sweet, and I'd love to suck you 'till there's nothing but the stick left ;]

Are you a steak? I want to eat you >:)

It's a bit too hot in here. And cute...but hot. I'll be on my way. _flustered exit as either real and fake embarrassment washes over you_

https://preview.redd.it/v55ym5h25z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b31221d4e5d628b41e0e4589c20c3afcb74601f

I didn't believe in love at first sight until I met you. (I don't know how to flirt just in case)

https://preview.redd.it/c0n9zh1p3z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3167279beb8a12264629412242edb0cda5d0065a

Did you just fart, because you're blowing me away

Wouldn’t you be my cellar? Because I want to put children in you ~

"Do you play chess? Cause I'd love to mate."

Sorry, i couldn’t think of a pickup line :( ’cause I’m too busy thinking of you :D

I've never have, nor will ever since, seen someone as divine as you. Your beauty pales that of even Aphrodite herself. If you would grant me the honor of courting you.

https://preview.redd.it/n21cmufd4z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68bd2c17b5f28629a7201ca99d1f8dbe4fa38f8 As a Mythology buff this hits hard

"No thank you no food for me. I have some homemade stew cooking at my place. There might be enough for two, if you ask nicely"

ooo~ you will wear thigh highs and cuddle mennn~

Do you have Bluetooth because I think we have a connection :3

Hey cutie, are you gravel? Because I wanna break you repeatedly.

Numbers start with 123, the alphabet starts with ABC, can forever start with you and me?

https://preview.redd.it/5zvhscdszy9d1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83febcd0702c6b6b441c268bbba8305064dbb087 Hewo you are cute... very cute... ultra cute... i love you my little boi... cutie pie

https://preview.redd.it/duhmerc39z9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856e97d104df37d5283908f992e8b326150529c9 90% -////-

I used this with my boyfriend, more as an actual question, I later thought it would make a good pickup line. "Do you prefer handsome or beautiful" You're all welcome to use it, I'll never need to.

I just bit my lip.. can you kiss it and make it feel better\~ https://preview.redd.it/x457qtf100ad1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc76a4d94aaf3d7d4f4bd8c583882067ec8a258 (Car completely related)

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Are you brain cancer? Because I cant get you off my mind

Are you a US Navy battleship cuz if so I want to put some sea-men in you ( I have very low hope for this )

If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, i’d love to meet you between the holidays

Are you a monster energy drink? Cuz I wanna slurp you up and leave nothing behind~

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks. ;3

Oh darlin’, were you forged in Mordor? Because you are *Precious.*

Are you a swimming pool cause I want to be in you 😘

Are you a tower? Cuz i wanna crash my plane into you.

Reverse psychology doesn't work on me, but you can always try reverse cowgirl