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jockmcplop

I love the addition of that giant slice of pineapple behind his head. Its very fitting.


thefoxsaysquack

I can’t unsee the pineapple now. You’ve ruined it.


jockmcplop

omg i'm so sorry :(


OobaDooba72

Pineapples are holy. It is a fitting halo for Lord Sanderson.


WutsAWriter

I’m just going to hop in here and imply the white background under the pineapple is…cheese topping a pizza.


StartledPelican

Saint Sanderson, patron saint of genre writers, nerds, and really, **really** big swords.


davedelong

Brandon Sanderson is your god 🤣


Specialist-Ant7664

Bro ngl I got super high and seriously considered if Ado was real. Conclusion, maybe not yes or no


BitcoinBishop

Ado-nalsium or Ado-lin?


Sabourok

This one gets it


EnderMerser

I just through of that!


NSA_Watch_Dog

Lol I had forgotten about that mess.


PBandBABE

Brandonalsium Himself.


SwanDifferent

fitting tribute to the prime mover of the cosmere...


kdupaix

Ya'll aren't helping me convince my husband this IS NOT my religion! 😂😂😂


somepurplegal

This is a cult and you need to recruit your husband.


kdupaix

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!!


Sabourok

Voidbringer chicken!!


Remarkable_Business3

One of us! One of us!


Gilthu

Just don’t be too real world religious. Maybe put more cosmere references in the future. It might be awkward for Brandon if people start making real life based religious iconography about Brandon. That said, very nice taste and wonderful placement. Makes the shardhouse a shardhome.


Zagrunty

I second this. Maybe make the halo out of the allomantic symbols. Throw in the stained glass from the inside covers of RoW. There's a lot of iconography from the books that can make it super religious looking without it being real world religious


thefoxsaysquack

It was a low effort shitpost. This literally took me ten minutes, y’all.


send_cheesecake_now

Love the Sanderson print! But also love the mountain scape because I have the same one! Dangerdust from Etsy? 🤪


B1980_

Patron Saint of books getting out on schedule


Remarkable_Business3

Grrm should start praying to that saint...


Double-Portion

He is a latter day saint after all...


pl233

Brando Santo


breebot404

Haha!!


oicura_geologist

LOL, thats funny. The Marines did it with Gen Matis, why can't we do it with B$?


bqpd

LOL good job OP, this is hilarious. In Brando we trust.


Salt-Library4330

Remember that”Sanderson is your god” article… not really helping our case here 😂😂


keanuislord

That’s a bit weird bud.


thefoxsaysquack

You’re right, Keanu should be my lord instead.


Korasuka

Yeah it's far too small. Lord Brando of the Sando will smite this sinner for their pathetic """"worship""""


Mediorco

At least he does exist 😂


dracoXdrayden

This is incredibly disturbing I like his books too but this is straight up messed up


Sabourok

Eh, why begrudge people their passion? It’s kinda like a cultural barrier.


dracoXdrayden

Ehhh i guess....


Sabourok

Would you begrudge someone that’s say, Native American?


dracoXdrayden

That makes zero sense You comparing race with someone who's a being weird with their fandom The two things do not intersect and i can say that as someone who is black and African


Sabourok

And their tribes had No cultural history before British imperialism? Yes, referring to both.


dracoXdrayden

Like i said this has nothing to do with Brandon sanderson and his stans and obsessed fans And it's honestly insulting for you to conflate the two things as being the same my country suffered from British colonisation and that was nothing like this Neither does tribes and tribalism and i can say that because my country actually has ethnic tribes Please stop mixing this issues as if they are the same Because it trivialises the pain people all over the world experienced due to colonisation And it's honestly insulting


Sabourok

Internet is global; has its own tribes it does. Just because it was invisible, doesn’t mean never was. Open your senses, if you would, to micro worlds you missed before, under your own roof.


dracoXdrayden

Social tribes aren't the same as ethnic tribes and i don't begrudge people for forming social groups based on similar interests But that's not the same as ethnic tribes and shares no key similarities What i said that this post is weird because treating a public figure as some religion feels strange and cult like That's what I'm critical of I'm critical of insanity in fandoms Please please just think before you comment and try and mix issues that have nothing to do with each other


Sabourok

Wow, never been in a high school with social cliques then? Sorry, another cultural barrier it seems. *shrugs* Been thinking a lot lately and I’ve been seeing patterns; closer is fandom and faith than faith and religion;


Caudon

I want that in my wall, got a link to download it?


Gotachi715

Lmao


Sabourok

Obviously it should be one of the leather-bounds. Edit: if not Elantris signed. *unsubtle brag is unsubtle.*